I was reading a few quotes by Dr. Laurence J. Peter (the creator of the Peter Principle), and he had this to say about marriage (section in bold are mine): A bachelor does not grow lonelier as the years pass by. He learns how to live with himself. He satisfies his unique social needs. His companions [...]

My town was throwing a Columbus Day festival this weekend, which included a fireworks show for tonight.  Since I either hated everybody in town or they hated me, I avoided it like the plague.  I still got a chance to see the fireworks though since I was on the second floor and I was able [...]

Feeling kinda blah today, trying to resign myself to the reality that Hitler: Part 2 will soon be moving into the White House (a name he’ll probably be changing too.) It makes me wonder what life will be like in this brave new world that will soon come upon us.  A world where Iran goes nuclear, [...]

It never ends, and it seems like no matter what and no matter who, women always manage to do those womenly things that piss me right the hell off and makes me want to join some kind of backwards religion that keeps women locked up in chains or some damned thing in order to prevent [...]

Tonight’s debate was in a word, boooooooooooooooooooring! Both men did much better than last time, but I was hoping against hope that McCain would come out and basically slice Obama’s balls off, cram them down his throat and then pull it out his ass. Didn’t quite happen that way.  The biggest disappointment was McCain’s refusal to [...]

7-11 has this thing going where you can vote for your candidate by either picking a coffee cup for Satan’s Mini-Me (Obama) or for Sarah Palin’s running mate. I went in this morning and noticed a shriveled up looking hag picking a cup for Obama.  I picked up a McCain cup and cheerfully poured my coffee.  [...]

A while back I dissected a series of scam sites that were touting natural cures for a variety of illnesses that involved using nothing more than grocery items.  The scammer was using quite a few different aliases (male and female) and even now his real identity remains a mystery. I received an email though that might [...]