IOC President rips on Bolt for showboating; Relay team drops the baton and all dreams; Jesse Owens myths; NBA players mad that Spanish team is not being punished for racist photo; Spanish PG claims he doesn’t speak English; Hideki Irabu assaults a bartender then pays check with credit card; dealing with denied credit cards; Michigan RB gets DUI, and police just mess with him during sobriety tests cuz of his .281 BAC; CEO of Fed Ex calls a recruits mom who also works at the company; Louisville dad is a career liar including Green Berets and Playboy Mansion; Brady Novak calls in to talk about his Playboy Mansion exploits

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Sean performs with Improvers and gets caught up in their warm ups; Opening ceremonies were a result of great suffering and sacrifice; ESPN brags how they would never tape delay Olympics; NBC doesn’t warn viewer if its a preliminary race; TJ Simers bashes Jeff Kent for bashing Vin Scully; Simers then apologizes for error by bashing his staff; Made up Jessica Simpson story about misreading pregnancy test; Hard Knocks preview

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Mark Raterman tells his story of having a seizure; Fantasy draft & Carmona party recap; Peter King is upset that Jets fans didn’t show up to pre-season game; Usain Bolt signs autographs while breaking the 100m world record; ESPN decides to be news organization by spoiling Olympic results for NBC; Phorgetting Phelps; Bode Miller is the greatedt Olympian of all time; Synchronized diving; Waiver trade nonsense;

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Guests: Mark Vana & Eric Acosta; Ken Barnard steps in with his sight gags; Vana gives his soap opera update and prepares for his first fantasy draft; Russian judge rules sexual harassment is necessary for future of human race; Phelps gets bitter advice from Mark Spitz; Bella is being exploited by Bob Costas; Swimming trading cards; MLB replay will be a phone call to NYC; No Argument Here: Steven Spielberg

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Guests: Eric Acosta, Aaron Foster & Dean Carlson; Aaron explains why he got kicked out of the Lions Den when he punched a ‘retard’; Dean is also not welcome at a local comedy room due to a comic council; Olympic injuries and the announcers faking concern; Wrestler protests his bronze medal by spiking it; Chinese gymnast defends her age with terms like “all i know & actual”; Andrea Joyce makes U.S. gymnast cry during interview; Chad Johnson says he can beat Phelps at swimming; Brett Favre warns of a light Christmas for Jet fans; UFC president Dana White downplays Rampage Jackson’s hit and run meltdown;

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Guests: Eric Acosta & Mark Raterman; C.J. must apologize to his entire email address book; More anti-Phelps talk, pool technology, and number of swimming events; VLR makes the Olympics better and insignificant by giving Lebron a billion dollars to train in every event; failed introductory events; Gymnasts falling makes great television; Bella calls Chinese girls “half-people”; Spanish basketball team poses for racist photo shoot and can’t believe the backlash; Lion fan gets kicked out of training camp for heckling; VLR fixes the NFL; Hard Knocks makes Wade Phillips look like an idiot, HBO tells Jerry Jones how to make a show

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Guest: Eric Acosta; Olympics start out with a VLR bang and we are anti-Phelps, Spitz can’t be flown in; new Speedo Racr suits are shattering world records; Olympic boxing confuses Teddy Atlas; other sports seemed like they are made up; Beach volleyball is made up with people who ever played the sport before; technology has ruined all Olympic sports; Redeem Team takes a half to realize Yao isn’t the only player on China; Opening ceremonies faked fireworks and considered a little girl too ugly for TV

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Sean confuses ‘So you think you can dance?’ is the opening ceremonies; Sean makes us to the legwork for his drunken sport statements like Jeremy Giambi is better than Ichiro; Trailblazers tell the world about Darius Miles’ knee injury; Drew Rosenhaus goes on YouTube for Lito Sheppard; Players are always against new statistics; Football has no idea how to handle depression; Kaylee’s mother the liar; Tampa Bay has to come back with tail between its legs to Jeff Garcia

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Jets trade for Brett Favre by exploiting Green Bay’s false idolization of him; More conditions in trades, scared of being embarassed; Brett had to be convinced of life in the big city; Noone likes Jeff Garcia and his success; C.J. umps a whiffle ball camp and tosses the lippy ones; Lebron might go to Europe; Media angry that Paul Pierce says he’s the best player; Rusty Hardin defends evangelist wife in flight attendant assault case; old terms are better than new terms; No Argument Here: David Mamet

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Guest: Brian Potrafka; The debut of Hard Knocks; Bears outlaw tailgating to fans once the game starts, fans are not happy; NFL stadiums are built for DUIs and terrible days; Terrible tailgating and boorish behavior; NFL gives out player and fan codes of conducts; US Olympian athletes offend China by wearing masks; Cyclist Bobby Lee calls in with praises of China; No Argument Here: Soccer Hooligans, the Great Wall of China

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Late Guest: Nate Craig; Sean spends a sobering weekend in Michigan; Heath Ledgers overrated performance; Nate tells about a destination wedding in Wisconsin; Brett Favre decides to crash the Packers wedding; Ari Fleisher’s great sports slogan; Brewers fight because pitcher wont watch the game; Missing bullpen carts; Astros make trades to spite division; Pittsburgh Pirates are just excite to talk to the Yankees; Milwaukee writer takes out frustrations on Erin Andrews

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Guests: Kyle Kinane & Dave Angelo; World biking stories; Critical Mass bike ride in NY leads to cop attacking cyclist; Cops vs. bicyclists; Bicycles vs. the world; Marshawn Lynch’s hit n run; Old newspapers believe myspace profiles; Iran will not broadcast women’s sports; Men wrestling animals; washed up animals wrestling other species; World’s greatest bear suit

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Guest Nate Craig; Packer fans have to choose between Favre or the team like a dicvorce; Favre can’t believe the team believed him; Minor League teams will have Brett Favre day; Other minor league promotions include bug eating for free drinks; Sean goes through other animals he would eat for free beer; Sean will eat plants as a water source; ESPY awards is a comedic disaster hosted by Justin Timberlake; ‘68 Olympic sprinters were screwed by Dr. Harry Edwards; NFL trades are just getting rid of clothes that don’t fit anymore; Peter King complains about lewd flight passengers; Shawn Cole calls in asking about Derek Thomas; CJ tells story about his dad taping football games and getting him benched

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Guests: Mark Vana, Mark Raterman & Aaron Foster; Vana gets in a honk-off over a parking spot; Vana soap opera update, couples counsel; VLR continues to give him advice; Aaron enters the VLR; Aaron gives Mark advice from his own marriage tales of hidden dyslexia; A man commits suicide but trys to make it look like a murder by tying balloons to the gun; Foster tells the Tommy Davidson story; Aaron tells tales of his 91 yr old grandfather George Foster at the strip club;

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Most boring day in sports- after All Star Game. Outfielders almost need to save MLB world series by pitching after All Star Game is done with pitchers. Barry Bonds still can’t get a job. NY Post makes fun of A Rod’s party. Costas has town hall meeting on state of baseball. Old guys have ridiculious, feet of strength baseball stories. Babe Ruth teammate hated Lou Gherig. The NFL is going to crack down on gang signs. The league’s expert calls into the VLR. Newt Gingrich writes an open letter to Packers GM. The press hates golf without Tiger. Rick Reiley writes another, inadverntantly hilarious golf column. Man sues Subway for one million after finding blade in his sandwhich.

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