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Pure Imagination is a radio drama broadcast on 90.5 WVUM Miami, Florida featuring darkly comic short stories and improvised skits set to hypnotic music by local composers. Currently on summer break, Pure Imagination will return in October 2008 with more tales of spiritual void filling oscillating toothbrushes, vending machines that only dispense root beer to the pure of heart, and the loneliness of the octagonal pizza deliveryman.
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(c) 2007 Matt Gajewski et al
Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:42:04 +0100
Synopses of lesser known Steven Seagal films and the Greatest Love Story Ever Told.
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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:42:04 +0100
Gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job.
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Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:42:04 +0100
Five elves from different socioeconomic backgrounds discuss life in the North Pole.
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Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:42:04 +0100
A server at Neil Armstrong's Giant Leap for Mankind Pancake House laments love lost in a dying town known for its memory-eating tar pits.
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Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:42:04 +0100
"What's the Most Humiliating Thing You Would Do on Television for Fifty Dollars?" and other pressing questions posed and pondered by reality TV producers and contestants.
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Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:42:04 +0100
Lobster Boy, Slime Girl, Awesome Jr., the Amazing Fireball, and the lover of the Blue Flash discuss the harsh realities of lives spent battling evil in spandex.
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Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:42:04 +0100
An unpopular girl attempts to win Show and Tell, an obese supermarket bagger wallows in the shadow of his famous brother, and a seven year old is abandoned by his Mother in the Repository for Unwanted Infants.
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Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:42:04 +0100
A Driver's Ed instructor from the Bone 'n Gristle District takes affluent kids driving through Jesustown, human mannequins endure innumerable indignities at a failing department store, and a cloud watching enthusiast battles depression.
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Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:42:04 +0100
The World's Greatest Lover holds court at a dive bar, a lady-in-waiting dissuades a knight from slaying dragons for her, and other awkward interactions between the sexes.
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Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:42:04 +0100
A museum curator guides visitors through exhibits detailing his failed romantic relationships, a woman falls in and out of love with a menu writer, and a high school student becomes enamored with a local musician who only knows one song.
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Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:42:04 +0100
Advertisers make questionable product claims for Auxiliary Morale Boosting Reengagement Rings and Six Speed Oscillating Toothbrushes, among others, and trouble ensues when a vending machine only dispenses root beer to the pure of heart.
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Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:42:04 +0200
How to dress for success, how to play better golf, and the loneliness of the octagonal pizza deliveryman.
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Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:42:04 +0200
The Playboy of Assembly Line Three, the Numbers Department, and more stories of love in the time of Avian Flu.
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Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:42:04 +0100
An embattled cemetery caretaker struggles to appease the living and the dead.
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Mon, 07 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
The son, lover, and protege of a recently deceased magician remember his rise and fall.
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Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:42:04 +0200
Several generations of Debras meet untimely and violent deaths.
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Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:42:04 +0200
A recently released convict attends his high school reunion, a businessman lectures drug dealers on salesmanship techniques, and more tales of the city's seedy underbelly.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
A neighborhood eccentric creates elaborate jack-o-lanterns, a timid office worker dresses as Zorro for a company Halloween party, and a man inspects trick-or-treat candy for health violations.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
A boy learns the exact time and date of his death at a carnival and decides to become a hired assassin.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
The clones of a star athlete, Abraham Lincoln, and a young boy crushed by a model of a blue whale relate the difficulties of being genetic copies.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
The young child of divorced parents copes as his mom moves in with her doubles tennis partner and his dad purchases a marital robot.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
An aging TV weatherman struggles to appeal to the youth demographic, a married man secretly lusts after the eleven inch tall wife of a casual acquaintance, and the lawns of a small Midwestern town are plagued with mysterious holes.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
A police officer lives his fantasy of being a cowboy, a millionaire abandons his mansion for the life of a hunter-gatherer, and a Mississippi high school girl dreams of marrying the Prince of Denmark.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
Two stories set in small Wisconsin towns: a former Olympic pairs figure skater works as a carhop on rollerskates at a retro 50's diner, and a young man works for a maze company.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
A recent high school graduate hired by the same school he once attended finds solace from his daily grind in the nurse's office and an out of the way service elevator.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
Three first year teachers in Topeka, Kansas are ordered by law to teach intelligent design in conjunction with evolutionary theory.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
An insurance adjuster allergic to the human touch loathes his coworkers and trains to break the world record for holding one's breath underwater.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
A recently married couple adopts a highway, an awkward introvert works as a professional dater, and a young man receives a Russian mail order bride as a birthday present.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
A lifeguard is hired as a pool cleaner by an eccentric, licentious older woman.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
Three Midwesterners stumble through the Miami fashion scene and the Wisconsin Miss Teen Dairy Pageant.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
A year in the life of three students attending the U.S.S. Dubuque High School, embedded in a functioning nuclear attack submarine.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
An astronaut leaves his beloved space station to fight real estate development in outer space.
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Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:42:04 +0100
The son of a woman obsessed with the Kennedy family leaves home to join a traveling carnival.
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