![]() Amazing footage of a flying fish off southern tip of Japan. This fish was completely airborne for 45 seconds the animal was seen travelling parallel to a ferry and the footage was shot by an NHK crew as it travelled to Yakushima Island. Apparently there are some 40 species of "flying fish" known as Exocoetidae (scientific family name). The animals are found worldwide in warmer waters. CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers. Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: ![]() Distract yourself shopping? Click here Alien visitors or odd reflection?
![]() Woman finds image of demon in her spine! ![]() ![]() Tiny ghostly man appears amongst children ![]() Girl finds alien in her fried egg and sells on ebay! ![]() Mummified dog found inside a tree! ![]() Weird creature found ![]() Check out more weirdness at Fortean Times CLICK HERE ![]() CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX! For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers. Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: ![]() Distract yourself shopping? Click here Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is a little dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX! For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers. Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: ![]() Distract yourself shopping? Click here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX! For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers. Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: ![]() Distract yourself shopping? Click here Eric Idle...God love him...Oh and thanks to NASA too!
Check out this presentation: http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX! For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers. Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: ![]() Distract yourself shopping? Click here ![]() School Children Writing About The Sea (William age 7)1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Keith age 6) 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8) 13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny (Julie age 7). CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX! For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers. Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: ![]() Distract yourself shopping? Click here Check out this link it's a real stress buster and you get to bash George W about a bit...fantastic!
Watch him fall or drag him with your mouse! (and before the intelligence service pick this up I am not a terrorist nor am I a threat to the American way of life blah blah blah) http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm Here's something else to keep you entertained for all those people who've ever suffered a bumpy ride! REAL AIRLINES ATTENDANTS' QUOTES Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out ofthis airplane... After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." "As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!" From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXXto YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't knowhow to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descendfrom the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love more. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobodyloves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines." "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments." "Once on a Southwest flight, the pilot said, "We've reached our cruising altitude now, and I'm turning off the seat belt sign. I'm switching to autopilot, too, so I can come back there and visit with all of you for therest of the flight." "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." "Last one off the plane must clean it." And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight...!" Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile,and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?"The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?" Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urgeto go zipping through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways." CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX! For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers. Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: ![]() Distract yourself shopping? Click here I love books so although these are corny some made me laugh out loud especially Animal Scents by Farrah Mones, my sense of humour is lame...
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This is a very simple but rather good web site which is an updated technological version of writing a letter to yourself in the future. You write something to your future self and this automated system will email you on the date you specify way in the future! Be sure to write something inspiring as you never know where you may be in 20 or 30 years time! Try not to disappoint your future self! ![]() ![]() ![]() http://www.emailcapsules.com/CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX! For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers. Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: ![]() Distract yourself shopping? Click here This is a very entertaining if a bit surreal flash game and should keep you entertained over Christmas if all you get is another novelty tie or underwear! The hero Samorost has his dog kidnapped by aliens and must travel to their world to get him back. The backgrounds and interactivity with this flash game are very trippy and surreal. This game rightly won the designers a 2007 Webby Award!
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