ITE: Fuck Christmas, Ron at Church, Zach at Snow, croc samples, nicaraguan phone numbers and the worst internet connection ever. Playlist: Manowar - Kings of Metal Corvus Corax - Venus Vina Musica Savatage - I am Sepultura - Sarcastic Existence

For the first time ever in Metalscape history, podcasting legends Zach & Ron meet up in the frozen northlands of Manteca California to record the 100th episode of the Greatest Metal Podcast on the planet. Awesomest shit ever? You bet your sweet ass it is.

ITE: Zach & Ron & Mead & Rum & Vodka & …, Airport Security, Cold as Fuck California, Thanksgiving with the Zach’s, Pictionary, San Francisco aka “Driver’s Hell”, Metal Calamari, Wax shit, Music Shopping in the City, Apple Lisp, The Titty Bar, Party Super Party, Mr. Moore, Dayman and Fog. Playlist: Defeated Sanity – Artifacts of Desolation Babylon Mystery Orchestra - Annuit Coeptis / We Ride you Die Nile – Stones of Sorrow Einherjer – Dragons of the North Stratovarius – Black Diamond (live) Iron Maiden – Cross-Eyed Mary Symphony X – A Fool’s Paradise Angra – Caroline IV

Award-giving Irish mobsters, Tom’s Call to Arms, Zach insults you, Estimating stuff, Global Warming my ass, Reptiles rule the World, Venezuelan intrusions, Black Blue Russians from Space, Maryland Deathfest, QOS? More like POS!, Shyamalanmamm, Wowscapes and Is Sweden really gay? Buy a shirt. Playlist: Defleshed - Proud to be Dead King Diamond - The Family Ghost Darkane - Vision of Degradation Pestilence - Prophetic Revelations Ensiferum - Raised By The Sword Enslaved - Fusion of Sense and Earth Metsatöll - Merepojad Absu - Never Blow Out the Eastern Candle Punky Brewster - Fake Punk

ITE: Afroman, where art thou? Videogame Canine Innovationz, Tamagotchi > Giga Pets, Venezuelan Penis, Metalscape furniture, “My family hates me”, Moore Politics, Tracklisting analysis, Naked Chicks, Pirate Love Genesis, Drama at Little Caesars, Gay Scandinavian Wars: The Finns Strike Again, Anaal Nathrakh - The Destroying Angel, Dry Ice Bombs, Metal Fashion, I, Frosbitten Love and Episode C. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Strapping Young Lad - In The Rainy Season Level 80 Elite Tauren Cheiftain - Power of the Horde Thyrfing - Vansinnesvisan Kampfar – Vettekult Rata Blanca - Mujer Amante Enslaved - Dauden (Windir Cover) Meshuggah - I Akercocke - He is Risen

ITE: Light beer, sick Ron, Seasons, Lengua tacos, Authentic Mexican Emperors and shit, Zach’s mattress vault, The Gay Scandinavian Wars, KATG hate, Evolutions, Silverman hate, Gojira review, Tom Cruise is awesome and Hamburger Helper which is also very awesome. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Moonsorrow - Kylän Päässä Infectious Grooves - Boom Boom Boom Temnozor - Arkona Darkthrone - Hiking Metal Punks Stratovarius - A Million Light Years Away My Dying Bride - Cry of Mankind Gojira - The Art Of Dying Suidakra - Highking

ITE: Metalscape’s conscious effort to return to form, semi-automatic parking decals, Zach gets dissed, Ron & thrash, american menthol spirit, chicks with hammers, Teldrassil, the return of the Tech Tip Minute of the Week and Horsham metal. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Imperanon – Shadowsouls Leviathan - Crushing the Prolapse Oviducts of Virtue Hail of Bullets - Ordered Eastward Maanes - Uten Liv Ligger Landet Ode Nifelheim - Sacrifice To The Lord of Darkness Mayhem - Pagan Fears Noneuclid – Void Bitch Tulus - Samlerens Kammer Meshuggah - The Mouth Licking What You've Bled

ITE: WOW again, Zach’s concert review and Smoke Talk. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Vintersorg – Norrland 1349 – Beyond The Apocalypse Judas Priest – Electric Eye Carcass – Buried Dreams Arsis - A Feast For The Liar's Tongue Absu - Stone of Destiny (...for Magh Slecht and Ard Righ) Ensiferum – Goblin’s Dance Ulver - Operator

ITE: The Lockdown, Metallica’s quest for ultimate loudness, Zach and his fridge and some sort of show review. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Exmortus - War Gods Carpathian Forest – He’s Turning Blue The Project Hate MCMXCIX – The Bleeding Eyes of a Breeding Whore Vreid – Fangegard Timo Tolkki – Now I Understand The Ruins of Beverast - Euphoria when the Bombs Fell Fejd – Jären Raventhrone - Vision Dimentia

ITE: Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff are back! iPod Touch, Zach vs. Magic Prison Bars, Requests, Fatman, Luca Turilli: Neoclassical Guitar Maestro Revelation, Ron makes a reference to that VanHelsing movie that totally flies over Zach's head leading to an awkward silence, Silicon Knights fuck shit up, Grease, Floyds and Sex Dolls. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Mirrorthrone - The Fecal Rebellion Immortal - Tyrants Sahg - Pyromancer Warbringer - Total War Behemoth - At the left hand ov God Finntroll - Korpens Saga Death - Crystal Mountain Korpiklaani - Cottages And Saunas Uaral - Lamentos...

We know, we know it's late.
ITE: Zach goes to Wacken, and returns To tell the Tale. Playlist: Persefone - Underworld: The Fallen & The Butterfly Act I: Clash Of The Titans Implosive Disgorgence - Confined to Torment Ghengis Tron - The Folding Road Opeth - When

ITE: Sexless in Nicaragua, Odie Bloodbath, School, Utah and The Olympics. Playlist: Belphegor - Swarm of Rats Thorazine - Infanticide Witchfinder General - Invisible Hate Tyr - Sinklars Vísa Sabaton - Into the Fire Wolfchant - Ride to Ruhn The Mars Volta - Asilos Magdalena Amon Amarth - Varyags of Miklagaard

ITE: Fuel, Pesos, Cody, The More You Know, Cops: Srs Bznzz, In Communist Rusia..., Switzerland and Fake Blowjobs. Playlist: Keep Of Kalessin - The Wealth Of Darkness Windir - Kampen (The Struggle) Meshuggah - Nebulous Sacred Reich - Surf Nicaragua Strapping Young Lad - Thalamus Van Canto - Battery Divinefire - The Show Must Go On Metsatöll - Lahinguväljal Näeme, Raisk!

ITE: Expect the Unexpected, Yo no soy Marinero, Zach: Trip Planner Extraordinaire and Lag. Playlist: Primordial - To Enter Pagan Arsis - Seven Whispers Fell Silent Iron Maiden - Duelists Quo Vadis - Cadences of Absonance Sonata Arctica - Dream Thieves Nightwish - Phantom of the Opera

ITE: Metalscape is back, without songs. Zachary's new phone, black people on camera, Zach goes Mac, The Unapproacheables, COD4:LCP, Gangland's Endless Concert Review, Lost French Canadians and Fat Teachers. Playlist: Equilibrium - Unbesiegt Immortal - Demonium King Diamond - The Lake Blind Guardian - Battlefield

ITE: Lag of Ages, Paganfest, Fucking Drummers, Tyr (again, I shit you not), Zach was glad, Metalscape gets nasty dirty, The Tolkster, Logos, Avocados and Cows in my Norse prodding my Ginnungagap. Playlist: Opeth - Coil/Heir Apparent Warbringer - Systematic Genocide Dream Theater - Take The Time WelicoRuss - ?????? (Blizzard) Enslaved - Entrance - Escape Zora - Zora - R.I.P. Paul Gilbert - I Am Satan Thrudvangar - Midsommernacht

ITE: Nicaragua, Paganfest, Tyr (yet again), Badinerie, Metalscape Freestyle, 30 Dicks Long, Evil Cyclones, opeth review sorta, Zach and Gúgol, Fucking Egypt, Giant Flys and Brisingamen. Playlist: Axamenta - Shackles Cross Ensiferum - Warrior's Quest Cerberus - The Light Burned Blind Tyr - Dreams Darkane - Decadent Messiah Eluveitie - Your Gaulish War Opeth - Burden Turisas - One More Wolves in the Throne Room- Queen of the Borrowed Light Einherjer - Ride The Gallows

ITE: Pot in the Car, Geek Shopping Spree, Casio Cameras, Metal Festivals and Crap.

Playlist:
Immortal - One by One
Tulus - De Dodes Attest
Dark Tranquility - Focus Shift
Mayhem - From the Dark Past
Svartsot - Nidvisen
Intestinal Disgorge - Castrated Corpse
Darkthrone - I En Hall Med Flesk Og Mjod
Falkenbach - Heathenpride
Scorpions - The Sails of Charon
Immortal - The Darkness that Embrace Me

ITE: Speed Podcasting, Assasinations, Big News, Wieners, Nazi Folk Metal, "Let's get wasted!"and some other stuff.

Playlist:
Into Eternity - Pain Through Breathing
Finsterforst - Lauf Der Welt
Gojira - The Link
Kreator - Agents of Brutality
Agathodaimon - The Ending Of Our Yesterday
Kiuas - The New Dark Age
Nevermore - Sell My Heart for Stones
Malignant Germ Infestation - Hamartochondromatosis/Big Tits to Fuck
Thronar - To Kill and be King
Nile - Serpent Headed Mask

ITE: Clapping, Moving Screenshots, Stratovarius Parallels, Fat is in the Eye of the Beholder, Tyr Sucks (again), Evil Horchata, Banging Ass and Dog Dicks.

Playlist:
Sonata Arctica - Silver Tongue
Kalmah - Wings of Blackening
Wulfshon - Cosmos Generallis
Falkenbach - ...When Gjallarhorn Will Sound
Exodus - Low Rider
Emperor - The Eruption
Stratovarius - Against The Wind
Divinefire - Resurrection/Secret Weapon

ITE: April Fools, FYE Nerfs Heavy Metal, FedEX crap, Zach's Papa, Esperanto, Irish Teeth, Sneap Creep, "I did it all for the Nuking", Flying Penguins, Call of Duty, Droning, The Book, The Bilingual Dimensions, Irish with Zach and Ron and Hot Jill Valentine.

Playlist:
Arsis - Shattering the Spell
Týr - The Wild Rover
Anaal Nathrakh - When Humanity is Cancer
Pagan Hammer - The Eagle Ascending
Biomechanical - Consumed
Angra - Angels y Demons
Ghost Snorter - Digested
Baroness - The Birthing
Magane - Tsavulafi

ITE: Broadcasting, Crotch Hits, Promotions, Scrabble, Zach wants more friends, Blogger's Choice Awards, Christian Bowling, Mr. Vice, Brain Drill's Canine Dogs and Twitter.

Playlist:
Rotting Christ - Enuma Elish
D.R.I. - I Don't Need Society
Psycroptic - The Colour of Sleep
Suicidal Tendencies - Go Skate!
Gaza - Sire
S.O.D. - Celtic Frosted Flakes/Charlie Don't Cheat
Opeth - In My Time of Need
Dream Theater - Space-Dye Vest

Ron's in Nicaragua for the week and doesn't have his recording equipment but we'll be back next week.

ITE: Pinch Harmonics, Nicaraguan Birds and Zach's Childhood. Songs too.

Playlist:
Wormed - Pulses in Rhombus Form
Black Sabbath – Neon Knights
Hieronymus Bosch - The Garden of Earthly Delight
Moonsorrow - Tyven/Sankarihauta
Vader - Xeper
Destroyer 666 – I am the Wargod (Ode to the Battle Slain)
Vital Remains - Unleash Hell
Anal Gut Haemorrhage – Carnage/Teabagged and Ballgagged
Thyrfing - Varldsspegeln

ITE: Buying Booze, The Moore Smokes Revolution, Zach's Alien Encounters, Science Content, Hooters, Whistling and Assholes.

Playlist:
Amon Amarth - Cry of the Black Birds
Arcturus - For to End Yet Again
Bathory - The Wheel of Sun
Grand Belial's Key - The Tricifixion Of Swine
Unexpect - Desert Urbania
Leviathan - Mine Molten Armor
Ulver - Operator
Dio - Holy Diver
Porcupine Tree - Normal

ITE: Check our Reality, Socializing with Zach, Ron's Stiff Car, Cirque Du Soleil, Sunglasses: Cool or not Cool?, Call of Duty 4 and Pansy Pagans.

Playlist:
Sonata Arctica - The Cage
Alestorm - The Huntmaster
Pagan's Mind - Gods Equation
Mercenary - This Black and Endless Never
Necrophilius Coprophagus - Flesh is the Only Law/The Darkest Christmas
Brain Drill - Sadistic Abductive
The Faceless - An Autopsy
Sepultura - Arise

ITE: Army Face, Metalscape Shirts (buy some you dicks), Free money and Zach the Falsetto Faggot.

Playlist:
Asesino - Y Tu Mama Tambien
Forefather - Hallowed Halls
Nocturnal Breed - In Sickness and In Hell
Gwar - Slaughterama
Korpiklaani - Beer Beer
Eluveitie - Inis Mona
Stratovarius - Destiny
Evile - First Blood

ITE: Mallcore?! On Metalscape?!?! Also: Shirts, Grammy talk and Water.

Playlist:
Jag Panzer - Harder Than Steel
Endstille - Among Our Glorious Existence
Swallow The Sun - Descending Winters
King Diamond - Neverending Hill
Walls of Jericho - A Little Piece of Me
Absu - The Cognate House of Courtley Witches Lies West of County Meath
Pain of Salvation - In the Flesh
Decrepit Birth - Diminishing Between Worlds

ITE: Shirts, Trucks and Emo bands.
Playlist:
Abominable Putridity - Sphacelated Nerves
Finntroll - Ending (Windir cover)
Decrepit Birth - ...And Time Begins
Doomsword - Death of Ferdia
Avantasia - The Scarecrow
Hantaoma - Flama
Dream Theater - The Glass Prison
Falkenbach - Laeknishendr
Ensiferum - Windrider

ITE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACH WOOOO!!!!, The US Metalsape Tour featuring Megadeth, Cloverfield/Piss Fragance Theater Combo, Road Adventures, The Ernie "Cyberdine" Ball Guitar String Company, Serpents and Lakes, Palm Muting Auditions, Zach's A-Game Software, Odysseus and his Odyssey, Metal Shirts and much more in the longest Metalscape Episode yet (3:24 hours of Amazing Podcasting).

Playlist:
The Devin Townsend Band - Deadhead
Turisas - Those Were the Days
Dissection - The Somberlain
Iron Maiden - Gangland
Protest The Hero - Bone Marrow
Alarum - Reciever
Symphony X - The Odyssey
Elvenking - Trow's Kind
The Moon And The Nightspirit - Rego Rejtem

ITE: Welcome to Metalscape: the Stupid Dumb Podcast, Dead Jokers, Dancing Zach and Craiglist Hookers.

Playlist:
Circus Maximus - A Darkened Mind
Blood Soaked - Sexual Mutilation
Moonsorrow - Pakanajuhla
Borknagar - Future Reminiscence
Biomechanical - Cannibalised
Korpiklaani - Rise
Heavenly - The Power & Fury
Impaled - Up the Dose
Blood Stain Child - Pitch Black Room
Warmen - Hopeless Optimism

ITE: Zach & Ron discuss Females, Odin Dreams, Booze and Smoke during Metalscape, Accordion Samples and The Infamous Jack Podcast.

Playlist:
Psyopus - Scissor Fuck Paper Dolls
King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas
Anaal Nathrakh - Virus Bomb
Powerglove - Tetris
Blind Guardian - Battlefield
Sonata Arctica - White Pearl, Black Oceans...
Necrophagist - Advanced Corpse Tumor
Helloween - Crack the Riddle/Kill It
Defeated Sanity - Prelude To The Tragedy

ITE: It's that time of the year again when Ron gets no presents and Zach gets drunk on eggnog all day every day. To the sound of holiday metal obviously.
Playlist:
Tortured Conscience - Little Drummer Boy
Tankard - Fuck Christmas
The X-Mas Project - Run Rudolph, Run
Trans-Siberian Ochestra - Good King Joy
Uncle Tom Angel Ripper - Amerikanisches Weihnachtsmedle
King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas
Kekal - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The X-Mas Project - Oh Tannenbaum
Venom - Black Xmas
Uncle Tom Angel Ripper - Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht
Archer - Angels We Have Heard on High
The X-Mas Project - Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer
Trans-Siberian Ochestra - Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12-24)

ITE: Another chapter of The Legendary Tale of Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff, Asphalt in the Bible, Professor/DJ Moore and Gringos.

Playlist:
Gojira - Backbone
Slayer - Aggressive Perfector
Skyclad - War and Disorder/A broken Promised Land
I set my Friends on Fire - Crank dat Cavalry Boy
Subterranean Fecal Root - Morbid Obese Slags Dream Of Tubesteak While Hotties Dream of Ruining Life
Skinless - Spoils of the Syconphant
Symphony X - The Eyes of Medusa
Tyr - Brother's Bane
Behexen - Under the Eye of Lord

ITE: Zach fails at Requests, Ron fails at Countdowns, Porn on Metalscape, The WoW Comeback and eBear.

Playlist:

Naerea - The World Devourers

Nile - The Burning Pits Of The Duat

Windir - Heidra

Sonata Arctica - Respect The Wilderness

Waylander - Born to the Fight

Stratovarius - Papillon

Ulver - Lost in the Forest of the Gnomes

Vader - Death In Silence

Helloween - Walls of Jericho - Ride The Sky

Moonsorrow - Jotunheim

ITE: Ron meets Overdraft, Zach meets Floor, DE-EM-EX!!!, The Grind Issue, The Metalscape Lollercoaster, Beowulf, European Language Experts, Florida's Nicaraguan, Zune tuff, Landmark Chocolate Mousse and Fart Sweepstakes. Playlist: Tankard - Freibier Behemoth - Christgrinding Avenue Take Hollywood Over - Stray from The Herd Cob Salad - Taste of My Scythe Sepultura - Dead Embryonic Cells Dream Theater - Trial of Tears (Live at Budokan) Manowar - Warriors of the World Enslaved - Vision: Sphere Of The Element

ITE: Ron at the Fair, Herr Zach hates Liars, HDTV, Talking Metal and The Metalscape Big Tits Lovers Club. Playlist: Nightwish - The Poet And The Pendulum Finnntroll - Eliytres To-Mera - The Lie Megiddo - Covenant of Lies T3h Shred Boiz - Chugronomicon Pyre - Baleful Living Shadow Kari Tapio & Ville Valo - Täällä Pohjantähden alla Turisas - Rasputin

ITE: Jerry Seinfeld, Irish Crime, Hot Amazon Chicks, Gay Computer Magazine Editors and Zach's double special feature with ZACH'S MUSIC TECH OF THE WEEK (or sum shit) and ZACH'S TV GUIDE FOR TELEVISION WATCHING. Playlist: Iced Earth - The Coming Curse Magain - Worship the Most Ancient Massacre - Dawn of Eternity Scars - Legions (Forgotten by the Gods) Beneath The Massacre - Totalitarian Hypnosis Suicidal Tendencies - Suicyco Mania In Flames - Man Made God Kreator - People of The Lie

ITE: Halloween, FLAC, Opeth news, Music Tech and Woman beating with Zach, Opeth News, Busy Bee Ron and Starving Danny's Spaghetti. Playlist: Municipal Waste - Sadistic Magician Thyrfing - Farsotstider Darkened Nocturnal Slaughter Cult - Our Glorious Presence Keep of Kalessin - Surface/Crown of Kings Operation Wintermist - Suicide Warfare Kalmah - Black Roija Ruina - The Tree of Kin is Rotting Otyg - Fjällstorm Strapping Young Lad - Aftermath

ITE: Deja Vu, Irish Chicanos, HBO brings the sexy, Zach's Tech Time, Ron's Norse Tale Corner and Snapple. Playlist: Eluveitie - Spirit/Uis Elveti Blind Guardian - Precious Jerusalem Strapping Young Lad - Love? Carcass - Exhume to Consume Opeth - Reveries Harlequin Abysmal Dawn - Servants to their Knees Circus Maximus - Biosfear Nachmistyum - A Seed for Suffering Heidevolk - Het bier zal weer vloeien U.D.O. - The Wrong Side of Midnight

ITE: The Legendary Rhapsody Episode Speciale!!! Ron & Zach discuss Italian Cheesemasters Rhapsody of Fire and party all night with the sex-a. Playlist: Rhapsody - Ira Tenax/Warrior of Ice Rhapsody - Epicus Furor/Emerald Sword Rhapsody - Trolls in the Dark Rhapsody - Rain Of A Thousand Flames Rhapsody - Lamento Eroico Rhapsody - Sacred Power Of Raging Winds Rhapsody - The March Of The Swordmaster (Live in Canada) Rhapsody - The Myth Of The Holy Sword

ITE: Zach's Daily Grind in the Forest of Unicorns, Halo 3, Ron's Red Shoes, Dead Dragons and Wacken planz.

Show Notes

Playlist:
Through The Eyes Of The Dead - Failure In The Flesh
Ukroizz - Riot
Cryptopsy - Lichmistress
Arkona - Into the Svarog's House
Rhapsody - The Bloody Rage Of The Titans
Thor - Escape or Die
Symphony X - Lady of The Snow

ITE: Quad-Core Metalscaping, Record in Monkeys, The Promo, Consonant loving bands and bearded chicks. Playlist: Kreator - Dystopia At The Gates - World of Lies Dub Buk - Misyac Pomsti Dark Moor - Beyond the Fire Slavland - Wedrowka Wzgardzonej Swiadomosci Enthroned - Tales From A Blackened Horde Arcturus - The Chaos Path Ensiferum - Finnish Medley Domain - The Great Rebellion Defeated Sanity - Arousal Through Punishment

ITE: Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff get Nautical, The Magic of Metalscape, 10 GHz Octocore Computers, The horror of class groups and metal. Playlist: Anaal Nathrakh - Between Shit And Piss We Are Born Magain - Tsunami of Blood Bal Sagoth - A Tale from the Deep Woods Equilibrium - Met Dethklok - Murmaider Korpiklaani - Rise Skyfire - Skyfire Blodfest - Haevens Med Blod Gojira - Remembrance Doomsword - Luni

Bum Fuck Nowhere Nevada, Drunk pancho at the carne asada, Dumbledore's Army and READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK!!!! Read Full Story for playlist. My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-ee8b3bf9a151735a7944e7d067acd9ac}

Transformers, Talking Shit on Talking Metal, The Blackest and Most Kvltest Song Ever and that's that. Read Full Story for playlist.

Metalscape: Episode LVIII again and again and again and again and again, El Harry Potter, Antonio Banderas, Zach Letterman, "omfg im lost", chanclas, Gold in Finland and Ghetto Pitch. Read Full Story for Playlist.

Roach Kill, Extraditing, The Music Thing and photoshopped balls.

Powerouts are Awesome, Voicemails, Harry Potter Spoiler Discussions and Survivor Man vs. Man vs. Wild.

Join Zach and Ron as they venture into the world of Azeroth in search of Honor and Adventure. Metal included.

I don't think there's anything we talked about worth highlighting. It's mostly retarded shit and teh metals. Read Full Story for playlist.

Treebeard joins the Dynamic Podcasting Duo, Horse Fucking, An exclusive interview with T3h Shred Boiz, Chubby Chaser Zach, weed weed weed and Offensive Jokes for Everyone!

Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff in Aegirton, New Symphony X, no trees in Nicaragua, Zach The Drug Dealer and metal.

Zach decides to record a podcast after getting high on a special mix of 2 pounds of cocaine and 18 cans of Red Bull, Ron decides to let Zach steal his news since he's on drugs and might go ahead and do something crazy to hurt himself and/or others, Wintersun's Awesomeness Overload, Nile's Penis Obssesion, METALSCAPE TRIVIA CONTEST WINNERZ!!11omg and lotsa metal.


Playlist:
AnaDies - Regret
Axemaster - Rock Forever
Miseration - Seven are the Sins
Catasexual Urge Motivation - Bleeding for The Sperm Queen
Gernotshagen - Der Alte Wald
Exodus - The Toxic Waltz
Axenstar - Blind leading the Blind
Venom - Black Metal
Daughters - The Ghost With The Most
Mord - In Nomine Sathanas
Dreamtale - Wings of Icaros

Zach hates podcasting, Billie Jean, FedEx and Ron's 9 songs from hell.

Chacarron, Be'Lakor Album Review, Diyo, Zach's Monkey, Wrestling, The Metalscape Contest, Mexican Metal and that's it.

Chicharrones, Ron's Never-Ending Printer Ink, Karl Sander's Annihilation of Wicked Mall-Metal Fags at Ozzfest, The First Ever Metalscape Contest, Folkcore and Metal News by Zach.

Fantasy Storytelling takes on a whole new level, Finntroll's new album, 300, Zach's new dog, The Abominable Snowman and the return of that other storytelling thing we do.

Zach's Hard Rapz and Ron's Phat Beatz, Stories from Manteca (now with Wal-Mart!), Lesbians, The Worst Band Ever, "It won't fade", Zach News and The Greatest Band Ever.

"Cha-Cha-Charmin!", Zach's puzzling jokes, News and other crap. I'm running out of ideas for this thing.

Zach runs out of music and starts playing old songs all over again, No school for Ron, "lala lala lalalala lala lala lalaaa lala lala lala lala lalalalalalaaa", Ensiferum and Beneath The Massacre reviews, Lost, Metalscape's Grim Valentine's Day, book exceprtsz and Zach joins the Guild of Scalds in the return of Ron's Norse Mythology Corner.

Our super awesome weeks, Mexican food vs. Nicaraguan banks, some news, Zach reviews some album, bums in Manteca, Scandinavian people and the english language, Harry Potter XXX, "I don't trust you", mariachis and metal. Read full story for playlist.

Metalscape comes back from its 2 week vacation, Zach's Birthday Wal-Mart Madness, Ron's pissed off neighbours, The return of the greatest band on earth, World of Warcraft, "Nicaraguans can't read", Guitar Hero, Computer Ghosts, "Keemel", Harry Potter jokes you won't get and the episode that does not want to end.

Mimir, Barracudas, Ron's Great Banking Adventures, Zach's Uncomfortable Working Environment, Your chance to own a piece of Metalscape History and that's pretty much it. The rest is just incoherent bullshit to fill the space between songs.

The Finntroll, Dead Grandpas, Zach's Secret Identity, "I'm gonna netflickz that beatch", Matamama, Gojira Album Review (sorta), Swashbucle Album Review and the worse recollection of a norse mythology tale ever.

This week, Metalscape goes back to their roots. No fantasy story bullshit and no Norse Mythology crap but plenty of good ol' shit talking, the snow smilie, Zach's new years, Ron's new years, "Loving You", Panochas, Metalscape Volleyball and plenty of metal. Read full story for playlist.

Metalscape delivers the most Metal Christmas ever, Zach's "lol@xmas" news, No firewire for Ron, "I fucking love Eggnog", Manteca's Raging Hobos, Strip Clubs, Death Metal Karaoke, "I got bells", "I've got no bells", The Metalscape Asshole and Metal Christmas classics brought to you exclusively by Zach "omg that's all the change I have leave me alone!!" Moore.

The Return of Ronvaldr and Zachreboff, Zach's "I Can't Believe They're Not Made Up" News section, "I don't even listen to Iron Maiden", Metalscape Christmas, Wacken 2007/2008/20??, Letters to God, Ron's Norse Mythology Corner, Martyr and Outworld reviews and crazy ass ducks.

Metalscape's Triumphant return after 3 weeks of deleted .wav files and schedule mishaps, Forests and Elf Rangers, Metal-Cast, OpenGrave Radio, Know your Mythos/Ron's Norse Mythology Corner, Madonna, Zach's struggle with depression and 1 week old jokes.

Zero Balls, Labs that will be fun, Hissy Fits, Zach's failure at Cubase, Fucking Rhapsody/Italians, Dragons of The North, Puerto Rico: The Gathering, Canadian Metal Dominance, Ron cheats in videogames, Wii talk and much more at 128 kbps.

Gay No More (well maybe just a little bit), Ron's Mushroom Pizza Insanity, The Late Night Show with Zach O'Moore, The Fucking Irish, Drum Programming Woes, Isengard's Mix Up and Live Metalscape?