London, England — American singer and songwriter Katy Perry has enjoyed six weeks at the top of Radio One’s Chart Show with her infectious hit record, “I Kissed A Girl”. Over the past few weeks, the bi-curious pop anthem has helped provide bored housewives with a much needed catalyst for sexual exploration. Yet Madame Edgeplay, [...]

Dear Adrian, My husband is a marine and he’s been in Iraq for nearly a year. I’ve been a loyal wife and mother but I feel lonely and neglected. While my husband is overseas playing laser tag with machine guns, I’m sitting at home masturbating with my ring finger, using the minuscule diamond as a [...]

Detroit, MI – During an experiment which spanned no less than twelve hours, a woman’s childhood was beaten, raped and left to die. Thanks to wretched technology known only as The Internet, Janice Green (a thirty year old housewife) was subject to graphic imagery based around her childhood icons. As a result, we [...]

Hollywood, USA — TV host, James Lipton, made an uncharacteristic outburst whilst filming the latest series of ‘Inside The Actor’s Studio‘, during an interview with actor Adam Sandler. In the series, Lipton asks a number of successful actors, directors and women entertainers, pertinent questions regarding their craft, and particularly their mindset when they are at work. [...]

Brussels, Belgium - We at TCOQ pride ourselves on our intellectual curiosity. After spending months researching the Grand Canyon (SPOILER ALERT: It’s a big fucking hole), and learning about what a blade of grass is, we decided to determine once and for all what makes the world go around. Love, perhaps? Dr. Ernst Kuppermann, [...]