Quote: "16 Blocks is arguably the best movie Richard Donner has directed since 1989's Lethal Weapon 2. Of course, I don't think there would any reason to argue that point, given that Donner hasn't directed a good movie since 1989's Lethal Weapon 2."

Quote: "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble and Catwoman hire Wolverine to steal nine billion dollars from a secret government stash. Buck Swope tries to stop them."

Quote: "Screwed is quite possibly the damnedest thing I've ever seen."

Quote: "Now I'm going to say the other thing you've already heard a thousand times about Under Siege: It would be an infinitely better movie were Seagal not in it."

Quote: "I don't think the Dreamworks animators are working on the same level as the Pixar people, but they're running a very respectable second in the CG animation race."

Quote: "This is roughly the 7,563rd retread of this story I've seen in the past eighteen months."

Quote: "Just imagine the sort of masterpiece such a stunning convergence of talent would be capable of creating! Now imagine it being even worse than you imagined. Honestly, I have no idea what the hell's going on in this movie."

Quote: "Director/editor/star Brett Kelly has been churning out his little no-budget epics for several years now, and while it's clear he has some talent, the movies never rise above mediocrity."

Quote: "Remember how everybody made a big deal about the fact that Tom Hanks plays five different characters in this movie? That's nice and all, but where's the love for Eddie Deezen?"

Quote: "Softcore sex (primarily of the lesbian variety) has been the bread and butter of Seduction Cinema for the better part of a decade. So why does this flick feature no softcore sex?"