Quote: "This show seems to have finally run its course. It's time for Flav to go back to the classifieds to find a mate."

Quote: "Watching an hour of this garbage made me feel like the only sober guy in a room full of date rapists."

Quote: "If you hate 'whining' liberals and love John McCain, there is no doubt this release will get your blood boiling."

Quote: "Where Street Certified barely offered twenty-five minutes of fight time, Uprising packs considerably more action into its show and at least three of the five fights are top-notch."

Quote: "The problem with hyping this fight the way EliteXC did is that it's over in less than a minute."

Quote: "What surprised me most about watching Shark Week: Ocean of Fear is how little I actually learned about sharks."

Quote: "This show isn't even a guilty pleasure; it's just plain guilty."

Quote: "A boring story is still boring, even if there is enough money in the bank to finance a small revolution or buy your own island."

Quote: "Parking Wars: The Best of Season One could have been a show with a dark, miserable slant, but A&E has gone the other way and turned it into something of a farce-like comedy. The raging customers and confrontations are still on display, but for the most part the tone is set by the (generally) easy-going PPA employees who just shrug-and-grin at the madness that swirls around them. They've seen and heard it all before and most approach the job with a kind of Zen-like resignation."

Quote: "Unlike the Jackass collective and their assembled works, Steve-O: Out on Bail is not a collection of stunts as much an assortment of goof-offs that are filmed for the entertainment of frat boys across America."