Check out pics of hot chicks wearing hideously stupid fashion designs! Do you like her shoes? Because she's wearing them on her head! (For real.) http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/crazy-fashion-pictures.htm

This method will wake you up on time. Guaranteed! :) http://www.hogwild.net/cartoon/hogwild-comic/0107-hogwild-comic-hate-waking-up-early.htm

My hardcore plan to become a kinda-bad-boy. http://www.hogwild.net/cartoon/hogwild-comic/0106-hogwild-comic-dating-kinda-bad-boy-neck-tattoo.htm

Cindy Jackson is the world's most technologically advanced woman. Here are some of the cosmetic surgeries she has had done: * 4 face-lifts * 3 eyelid surgeries * 2 nose jobs ...and a partridge in a pear tree! She's also had.... * liposuction on her knees, thighs, abdomen, waist. I think she looks amazing. Think about it, most 99 year olds look like Yoda or a dying winter tree. But Cindy Jackson looks good! http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/cindy-jackson-pictures-plastic-surgery-cosmetic-surgery.htm

We named ourselves The Numerators. Because we always came out on top. We were the rebels of the Math Department. We chewed gum. We cut our eyes at the competition. We walked into the room as we always did... in slow motion. Popping our gum. Snarling our lips and giving a head nod to librarian until she blushed. Twirling our mechanical pencils around on our fingers like they were Black Hawk Choppers invading Commie airspace. Behind us, a cloud of dust. Ahead of us... our destiny. Or so we thought... http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/math-jokes-math-team-jokes.htm

For Guys: Start looking and feeling good in advance. The best way to build confidence right before your big date is to have a quick date that goes really well with a much more attractive woman. But since that won't happen, have your mom give you a pep-talk. And thank her again picking out your clothes. For Girls... http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/date-jokes-dating-jokes-how-to-prepare-for-a-date-jokes.htm

In my now famous rant, Hooters sucks, I explain why the Hooters restaurant here in New York City blows ass. A Hooters Girl saw my rant and took the time to email me the scattered words in her head that she calls thoughts. Here is her (cleaned up) email to me... (It was littered with punctuation and spelling errors and rambling "sentences.") http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/hooters-sucks-2.htm

Jessica Simpson to marry partner of equal intelligence! Brad & Angelina to save the world and ride off into the sunset on their magical Unicorn of Justice! http://www.hogwild.net/Bubbles/20080102-new-year-predictions-jessica-simpson-angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-kevin-federline-funny-myspace-pictures-01.htm

And Paris Hilton + Tila Tequila's New Year's! http://www.hogwild.net/Bubbles/20071230-new-years-eve-paris-hilton-tila-tequila-new-york-city-funny-myspace-pictures-01.htm

Answer the fun quiz questions to create your very own super silly New Year's Eve story! http://www.hogwild.net/Misc/new-years-story-game.htm