Download Happy New Year, everyone! I’m back after a very hearty holiday. Holy shit it’s snowing. My stomach hurts from laughing and I’m wondering if this is what baby-having women call a good pain. I haven’t talked for a long time (or I hadn’t before the holiday). Some weird freestyle singing. A question from Clay envokes [...]

Download here Quirky, smirky and smoove A sketch comedy show about being a strong woman in a hard world where money talks. Feminism will never be boring again with Feisty Meatball! Ask the crystal meatball your toughest questions. Follow the philosopher’s meatball from here to eternity. Get fashion tips from the cutest and brightest. Feisty Meatball: An exuberant, spirited [...]

How can you call yourself a shop of a thing if you don't even have the thing you're a shop of?

There is a fire in my loins and it is not from turkey

Dear Beauties, Ryan P. and I are in the middle of our move from Germantown to Albany and since we don’t have Internet hooked up at our new place yet, I’m going to be slightly out of touch for the next few days. As soon as we get somewhat settled I’ll be posting a moving [...]

I'm back, suckahs!

Everybody in the world, you mean the world to me

Sean McCabe's hit single

I'm a mac and I know that.

Santa Fe 52 Broadway Tivoli, NY 12583 Santa Fe is where I work. It is an easy and cheapish ride on the train from NYC and an even easier and cheapier drive. Oh how I hope to see you there!! Love, Soccergirl (more information below) Amtrak stations near Tivoli: * 10 miles: RHINECLIFF-KINGSTON (RHINECLIFF, HUTTON & CHARLES STS.). Services: ticket office, partially wheelchair accessible, [...]

Galapagos, I love you!

Menu from which I pick weapons.

Try it in your butt.

James Randi and me.

On the shore, originally uploaded by George Hrab.

A quick update before the live extravaganza!

Thank you George Hrab and the JREF!

A teaser.

Download the show here sucka: Download From DnD 365 (also from Baltimore) I’ve been on fiyah and I think it’s because I’ve been reading my head off lately. Sometimes it just feels hectic inside my head but other times I’m able to laser beam it right out. I’m a regular mystery. I’m an irregular number. I’m a particle [...]

A brilliant, confident pair of tits.

The Amazing Meeting, Part Three

Cutting edge fucking podcasting

A hearty recap with Dawn and Drew

The Amazing Meeting, Part Two

The Universe is a fucked up place

Play it as you will, homes.

The Amazing Meeting

Footage from the live show and so much more.

The annotated live episode from Balticon

Suspended from the rafters for this silent movie.

I had a fight with a dude in a wheelchair once

Soccergirl and Ryan P. adventure in the great outdoors.

To a bear, what is reality?

Yeah, I think you could say it's pretty Shakespearean.

I think I'm the weisenheimer.

An ode to Richard Dawkins.

Thomas Aquinas, eat your heart out.

Download the show here sucka: I was just packin’ up some merch. How ’bout them 49ers. This is my nutshell. If you get the newsletter then you already know about the amazon.com situation. If you don’t get the newsletter, you can sign up here. Here’s the story: As you probably know, after nearly a year of [...]

I wonder if Mr. Tumnus ever had tongue numbness.

Consider my self's back, patted.

Soccergirl, Inc. was there before the uprising.

Feeling my breasts until the break of dawn.

My head is so preciously small.

No hair going up means levitation is real.

A free PDF of Seth Harwood shakin' 'em down.

Dear Ryan, Won't you tell me the story of John DeLorean?

Who farted? Was that you, listeners?

Dude, where's my automobile?

Soccergirl interviews Seth Harwood

Happy belated Valentine's Day, listeners!

Squinch your butthole up just a little bit right now.... for me, listeners.