watching karate kid on hulu….. someone get me my cyanide capsule all time low, part two:

A girl on a skateboard? Whatever! A girl on a skateboard in the mall?!?! Whatever! Giant hot dog. Skateboards, mall. Toothy smile. Fishing pole. Bling, in the mall. More skateboarding. Baggy pants. Athletic store. Upside down slam jam. Heartfelt stares. More skateboarding. Long arm-ings. Funny poses in funny clothes. LOL preppy clothes. Ohno mall security! People falling, it’s just like life. Gigantic toy car. Fisheye lense. Pool in the middle of the [...]

I’m going to be in DC selling these on The National Mall stop by and buy one then…or just download it on your own. See you in DC! ~cr

Lionel Richie’s All Night Long, preceded by 10 seconds of animated robot sex: Editors Note: This video is also what America will look like after 8 years of Barack Obama. Be afraid!

i wanna be with you all of the time do it once you know you’ll do it twice and that’s a shame (wa-oo wa-oo wa-oo)

its the end of a love affair in so many ways i will miss you and your inhabitants a couple in particular maybe we’ll pick up again one day

Liberty and fraternity Alive and well in the 21st century Who knows what life can bring She is beautiful She is amazing God I’m in love but What is this purple reality Blue like the cold water that Drenches my dreams in sweat Cold starts that lead to Wet dreams And red coursing through Heart and soul this fullness Blood red lips sink me Holy ship sunk with divine Intervention [...]

I did Charlottesville to NYC and back within 72 hours, so I had the chance to catch up on that damn rap music those kids are listening to now a days. Usher’s Trading Places is a popular song, so by the end of the trip, I was pretty familiar with the lyrics. And I got [...]

Who snuck this into the Free Market Rich People Deserve Everything Mouthpiece? Direct payments to the poor still have the biggest bang for the buck, since they go straight into the economic bloodstream, Mr. Zandi says. One dollar of increased food-stamp assistance produces $1.73 in higher economic growth, and the effect would be felt in three [...]

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Google trends is an awesome tool. You can find out how much certain keywords are searched for over time. The part of me that loves poop jokes decided to search naughty terms and analyze what regions are interested in various fetishes. Czech Republic is far and away the worlds leader in deviant search results. They’re number one [...]