I pick the sports I follow carefully. I refuse to get roped into what the latest fad is. When NASCAR became popular I recognized it for what it is, a bunch of rednecks driving around in a circle for people that have an IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and who find watching paint dry [...]

(This is a continuation of the Basketball Diaries… This is kind of what I have been building to.) After all the drama around my high school graduation my friends and I  were a little bent out of shape at the basketball coach.  In fact we had revenge on the mind. Throughout the summer we would make [...]

Now I should come clean and say right off the bat that I have never snorted coke nor done it off the ass of a stripper or hooker. But a shitload of people have never played professional baseball yet write about it every single day. So why can’t I write about this? Here is what you [...]

Donk freely admits it: I can’t growee the facial hair.  There’s no shame in it folks.  The few times I’ve attempted to grow a goatee have left my face patchier than John Travolta’s hair plugs. And so I finally gave up.  So if an average Joe like me can admit defeat, what’s a guy like [...]

This is one of those “house keeping” posts. I really had planned on sitting down and writing a book entitled, “How to hide a dead stripper’s body and everything else a guy should know.” But in reality the amount of time I have right now is nil. In fact it is less than nil it is [...]

The worst thing ever happened on Friday. OJ Simpson was found guilty in his trial in Las Vegas. Personally I am a big fan of vengeance, comeuppance, and people getting what they deserve but not in OJ’s case. In fact OJ going to jail is such a dream crusher that it saddens me. You see OJ [...]

(Since I had to take my book off the web I figured I would republish some of my favorite parts from it with updated introductions and rewritten posts. So for those of you who bought the book you can totally feel ripped off right now. For you cheap bastards that didn’t buy it you can [...]

I was driving around town aimlessly the other day pondering my existence and why I love cool whip more than whipped cream. On the radio was an ad for the Free Masons and an open house they are running in all their Boston chapters on October 18th. They even promoted a website called askafreemason.org where [...]

Boy, Jim Carrey must be really enjoying him some of that Jenny McCarthy vagina, because he’s really lost the Eye of the Tiger when it comes to his movie career.  Today I saw a trailer for his new film and was stunned at the plot.  The film is Yes Man and stars Carrey as a [...]