New pop crunch…. I love making fun of the Disney tween stars… it causes riots on Youtube Some selected hate mail: -were is this bitch at cuz i really want to beat her ass 17 years old my mom was a close friend of bernie mac and if someone tell me were she at i will love [...]

(Every so often I get things sent to me because people like to share. This is an e-mail from a friend that wanted to share their threesome story. It is dirty, hot, and wrong… so of course I asked if I could share it with all of you perverts.) So I was 20, in my [...]

Nothing creeps me out more than being in a public place and determining if a girl hanging all over a guy is his daughter or girlfriend. I was at the DMV today, which is inside the ghetto mall near where I live. And by ghetto mall I am referring to a place that has a [...]

Metallica peaked with the album …And Justice for All and their talents have been continuing the long, gentle slide towards mediocrity ever since.  Yes, I can hear some of you out there asking: Donk, what about the Black album?  Here’s what: fuck the Black album.  It’s radio-friendly format and enormous success ruined the band, blowing [...]

One thing that struck me after the US Men’s Basketball Team won the gold medal was the quick comparison to the 1992 “Dream Team”. Instead of just saying this team was good we automatically had to compare it to another era and to see if we could say that this team was the best. This [...]

I have been traveling pretty often over the last month. Over this time period I think at least one leg of my trip has been delayed heavily giving me a lot of time to people watch at the airport. These layovers have helped me produce a list of five people that I find the most [...]

Now that Senator Obama has selected Joe Biden as his running mate, all eyes are on John McCain to see who he selects. Whew, that's a lot of pressure for a 90 year old man! That's why I'd like to lend Senator McCain a helping hand. Here are some great Republican tickets I came up with:

The last few times I have flown down to NYC on an early morning flight I have noticed a TSA (Transportation Security Administration) official at the gate of US Airways that looks like Jessica Alba. Each time I have gone through the security checkpoint we both have noticed each other and have given quick smiles. [...]

Sorry about the lack of a post today. I was up at 4am to head to NYC for some meetings. I will make up for it tomorrow. Actually I probably won’t but whatever.

As many of you may have read, a group of college president’s are urging that the government change the legal drinking age from 21 to 18 in an effort to thwart binge drinking on campuses…no need to clean your glasses there sport, you read that right: they want to lower the drinking age in order [...]