I was going to write a little something about how I ate the perfect Whopper at Burger King today, an amazing feat considering the utter shit they usually serve up at that joint.  But instead allow me to simply post the actual Instant Message conversation Bobby Finstock and I had about it.  I think it [...]

I have made one public resolution on this blog the entire time I have written it, one that I thought was personally pretty reasonable, it was to eliminate left handed people from the world. However as I said in 2007 you have totally failed me and left handed people continue to walk amongst us. Not [...]

Rape in general isn’t a funny thing. In fact I would like to say I am staunchly against it. But when it is awkwardly portrayed or inferred in a movie it can be downright hilarious. Here are five rapists or potential rapists that will be utterly funny to me until the end of time.

Recently, I ran into an old friend of mine from college. I hadn’t seen this woman in well over a decade and out of the blue, while doing my thang, there she was. I stood out there on the cold street with her for about five minutes catching up with her, where she’s been, what [...]

So, the calendar flipped over a few days ago. I have been in detox from the “holiday” after I tried swallowing whole bottles of Creme de Menthe and Aftershock because I wondered what the taste of Peppermint and Cinnamon tasted like together. They don’t taste good at all. Lesson learned. But now that it is a new year, [...]

Lately there has been a lot of press coverage about Facebook and breastfeeding. No they geeky founder Mark Zuckerberg isn't attaching other dorks onto his man boobs for sustenance sake.

Compiling this list made me realize that 2008 wasn’t exactly a stellar year for outstanding musical efforts.  There were a lot of albums that I thought were really good but weren’t the kind of stuff that will stand the test of time on my I-Pod playlist or make it into my top 50 favorite albums [...]

Yeah, me too, Finstock. A few weeks ago I attended a Christmas musical that my awesome, social genius kids were participating in. It was a religious thing, held at a church that has more multimedia equipment than a local television station, and featured a series of God loving enlightening pappy crap tunes that sounded a notch [...]

I made it out here to California for a nice little Christmas vacation on a Thursday afternoon. Being the cool Uncle that I am I went to pick my nephew up at school (I think it is a Lutheran school or something) where I was informed that he was going to be in the Christmas [...]

Happy New Year… I caught a bad case of the stomach flu yesterday and have crapped out have of my lower intestines. Plus I am flying back to 8 new inches of snow… Bastards. So watch this.. I hope you had a good night last night. And tomorrow my trip to church for a Christmas pageant…