Prune Juice should be classed as a lethal weapon and Mounties always get their man
Mounties love men
Dark Matter, Black Matter, Doesnt matter
Mr T. has known about this for years.
Wilhelm Reich, Nikola Tesla and TH Moray where all right. Free energy for everyone.
Get Giant Squid, Darth Vaders ship and salty cornflakes pumped right into your earsockets
Download the hansisland podcast and unplug yourself for a wee while
Just dont wet your pants

Gearing up for 2007… Its going to be great!

Would you like to leave a message for miss Hilton? What a waste of organic matter.

Colonic, hydrotherapy. Arse-wash; whatever you call it its just like coffee and Danish.

Bill Wood playing rock and roll again – tell Bill he’s great at wood.william@gmail.com

Extending the shelf life of soft fruit? Why would you use a pyramid… maybe its too organic hmm.
Jesper Rasmussen in England protesting against animal testing.
Vasectomy, chopperation, male sterilisation; whatever you call it it hutrs like hell.
Haven’t podcasted for a month because my testicles hurt.

Selling my soul to satan by paying for website hosting? I don’t think so, but if you feel strongly about it, write an email. And just download the MP3 don't try to use the website widget player because the MP3 file isn’t divisible by 11.

Wood.william@gmail.com – email Bill about his music…..

Faraday cages and Nikola Tesla are the best thing ever. Go on! Try and top that for interesting and supreme podcast material; I dare you!

Here’s a million – get punched in the shoe…. Yoda is, in dwarfen terms, the best golfer in the world. Another Lexus to the little green man!

Mushrooms? How does that work?

In a hotel with the guys from Obscureinternet.com. Subjects ranging from Stephen Hawking’s famous quote ‘Ration the Coke’ to grey squirrels being the source of all evil. Podsafe and homemade music kindly from Bill Wood. The blonde one out of Cagney and Lacey is obviously a time traveller. Links to the 90s pop music people Hanson have had to be included on www.freewebs.com/hansisland due to a slight misunderstanding

Something I saw on a wall at work: SEMPER IN EXCRETA SUMUS, SOLUM PROFUNDUM VARIAT! Spooky

Bills first car was gay. KIA cars are made in Denmark, although they’re from Korea. Horses are measured by hands NOT Hans… which is an island. Canada doesn’t own anything, including Canada; they simply rent it from America. Jimmy Doohan is actually in space with Elvis. Just build an elevator up to heaven; baby’s with wings, angles with their breasts out. And, what, by the way, have you got against shitney?

Look at all the links this time.. Lots to talk about. – Savonius Windmills, ‘The whole moonlanding thang was a dang hoax!’ Mr. Robins, the prospector (stinky Pete) from HansIsland…. Danish people need to toughen up man!.

Timetravel, SUVs and Orgone energy are discussed in true Hansisland Fashion ie. Robert does’nt completely know what he’s talking about. Whats with the postman encouraging dogs to chew mail? Where did that come from? Enjoy

- Censorship is on the cards this time, along with Marion Island and Mega Blox!.

- Dan Browns orgasm? Browns Gas? and a car that runs on a Joe Cell!.

Hello I’m a venture capitalist!” (sound of machine gun fire….) Thanks environmental man

- Jesper Rasmussen goes to Hamburg to protest against the ‘Freedom of the Seas’ . A F*** off huge boat.

Brought to you by the letters A for Alaska and O for Oilspil (thanks George)....

Brought to you by the letter H . H for hydrogen and H for holisticism. Mostly because hydrogen is cool, but also because holisticism takes most scrabble players by surpise.

Real men save wales, real men scale walls of nuclear installations with banners. Real men don’t smell of hair gel and go for adventure weekends paintballing or driving a tank.

“The glamorous lifestyle of an environmental activist… lying around on beaches…. sipping pinacoladas… ”

Brought to you by the letters G and W in great anticipation of not having to mention these two letters in the same sentence ever again

Iceland is great. Lets not be all swedish about it and run around singing ‘its the final countdown’. If youre going to show someone your bottom then be environmentally aware. Please. Will environmental man shoot owners of garden heaters if he spots them?.

“Rupert Murdoch has his eye on the short-term, quick win, haven;t actually done anything yet type deal with Sweden. In this world of ‘have a KFC today and worry about a colon full of birdflu tommorow!”

New Format. Torsten the Hansisland Computer gets introduced. Dog Crap and minimotor bikes receive special mention in the hansisland awards and Toptips. Yoda the speaking clock is tried out as is audrey the electronic voice.

Environmental man persuading to watch next months eclipse on the web instead.

Teddys in Munich can still get to f***.

- No time for people who christen their children ‘Anakin’

- Back again, and on track..

- EnvironMENTAL man still ultra violent. – Photo recongnition password authentication things – “Mark-sism” , moans from England – Mrs. Jayne Doe ?? huh?.

- Jesper Rasmussen loses the plot outside IKEA in Hannover. – “EnvironMENTAL-man” gets his message across – “Mark-sism” introduction – Alternative energy sources to Alaskan Oil.

Introducing Heather in ‘Quickfire’

Teddy Bears pumping CO2 into stratosphere

Skype session with Mike (and his noisy Mic)

JR The antiglobalisation F***wit – Animal Welfare

Oil from Alaska and Balcony Parking

Many thanks to Dedios for ‘news’ sound loop

JR The antiglobalisation F***wit – Airbus

Hans Coler – Free energy – why was it covered up by MI5?.

Remarkable lack of knowledge – Canadian Beaver with maple leaf wings?