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OLDCATMAN: AN INTERNET MAGAZINE

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CLASSIC COMEDIAN'S IN ACTION!

LENNY BRUCE.......

ERNIE KOVACS

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO

GEORGE CARLIN

JONATHON WINTERS

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

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COMEDY STUFF.......
COMEDY HISTORY (HERE)

MORE COMEDY HISTORY (HERE)

HISTORY OF TELEVISION COMEDY (HERE)

COMEDY FILMS QUIZ (HERE)
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CRITTERS

OTHER VISUAL STUFF

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THIS EDITION IS ALL ABOUT MARIJUANA.......LIVE AND LEARN.

COMMENTS WELCOME, AS LONG AS ''POT'' IS IN YOUR 'REALM OF EXPERIENCE' AND NOT SOME BULL SHIT MATERIAL SUPPLIED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND/OR OTHER DUMBASSES.

MY 'REALM OF EXPERIENCE' IS OVER 40 YEARS.......

OLDCATMAN

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THE HISTORY OF MARIJUANA

MARIJUANA AND ALZHEIMERS

TAKE A POT QUIZ!

MARIJUANA MAIDENS

MARIJUANA HISTORY

GOD'S SMOKIN'

WATCH POT GROW!

THE REPORTER

''REEFER MADNESS" (FILM INTRO)

"UP IN SMOKE"

"DAVE'S NOT HERE" (A CARTOON)

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Today is a really really big EDITION.......laugh laugh laugh.......and if you don't, your sense of humor has died!

ON WITH THE SHOW.......

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HISTORY (ENTER)

FACTS (ENTER)

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THE REUNION AS SEEN ON

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So nice to flush the news down the toilet!

Love the comments: New Zealand -1 Australia- 0 (Bernie has left the room!)

What's up today?

How about another OBAMA YOU TUBE ADVENTURE?

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THE HISTORY OF (ENTER)

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(HERE)

AN ICE CREAM GAME (ENTER)

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OBAMA DOES YOU TUBE, ETC.

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PLAY WITH OBAMA HERE

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OBAMA IS NOT WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE.

OLDCATMAN

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.........

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B O R E D!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENJOY THE STUFF..........

OLDCATMAN

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(AND GRANDMA RUTH!)
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GOT MILEAGE?

NO.

AFFORD GAS?

NO.

THEN WALK....TO THE STORE,
BUY A PAPER AND READ THE NEWS:

**WE USE TO GET GOOD MPG
**4 DAY WORK WEEK
**NO SHIT AT THE DNC
**TRAVELING WITH HIV
**CAMP WITH THE GIRL SCOUTS
**SUBWAY: YOUR WAY

AND BUY SOME STUFF
WHILE YOU ARE THERE:

**ANN COULTER'S CURRENT COLUMN
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**PROTESTING HISTORY
**PB & J QUIZ
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**OLDCATMAN'S SENIOR MOMENT
**TOONS

OLDCATMAN
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LATER

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Dear BUSH "fan",

Your 'leader' is a sly SOB!

If that is news to you, then read the NEWS:

**BUSH SPEAKS
**BERNANKE SPEAKS
**THE DEMOS WANT TO DO 'IT' AGAIN
**THE URGE TO SURGE IS GONE
**THE FENCE
**AIRLINES ADD ADS

OH WELL, JUST STUFF IT:

**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**AD SLOGAN QUIZ
**ILLEGAL HISTORY
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**OLDCATMAN'S SENIOR MOMENTS
**TOONS

I'm bushed................

OLDCATMAN
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LATER

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LET'S GET BUZZED!

(Don't ask why!)

And the NEWS is buzzing all over the place:

**OBAMA & HIS PEOPLE
**ONE OF HIS PEOPLE
**INFLATED INFLATION
**INVEST IN BOOZE
**SCRATCH AND BITCH
**GENERAL MOTORS SINKING
**MADE IN THE U.S.A.
**ANOTHER POT BUST

And now the STUFF buzzes in:

**MARIJUANA QUIZ
**A HISTORY OF GENERAL MOTORS
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**'PEARLS BEFORE SWINE'
**OBAMA AMD THE 'HEAT'
**OLDCATMAN HAS A SENIOR MOMENT
**TOONS

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OLDCATMAN
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Dear.......

Moon over Paonia--it'll be a full moon this Friday and I feel like howling already!

First I'll HOWL about todays news:

**SAVE THE ANIMAL SHELTERS
**''EL VOTO"
**MOONERS AND THE CHOO-CHOO
**JAIL HOUSE PORN
**DRIVE OR EAT--YOU DECIDE
**AUSTRALIA IS DRYING UP
**THE ''OTHER WAR'' KILLS TOO

AND HAVE A HOWLING GOOD TIME WITH THE STUFF:

**AN AFGHANI QUIZ
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**OLDCATMAN HAS A SENIOR MOMENT
**A HISTORY OF MOONING
**THE DARK KNIGHT: A PREVIEW
**WARREN DEVON TELLS US WHY (YOU TUBE)
**TOONS

OLDCATMAN

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I hear the Platters---"Smoke gets in your eyes...."!

The firesmoke is floating around--I can't image the SMOKE in California--my California cousin tells me that ALL OF CALIFORNIA IS ON FIRE ALERT!

So stay ALERT when you read todays NEWS:

**WE ARE OVER BUDGET!
**A BUDGET OVERAGE! (and it ain't the WAR!)
**GAS PRICES REDUCE ROAD DEATHS!
**GAS THIEVES ABOUND!
**BUSH LIKES POLLUTED AIR!
**OBAMA COURTS REDNECKS!

Now be real ALERT for the STUFF:

**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**A NASCAR QUIZ
**A PHOTO HISTORY OF SUPER HEROES
**AIR POLLUTION: THE BASICS
**SING ABOUT POLLUTION (YOU TUBE)
**OINK HAS A SENIOR MOMENT
**OINK'S A CARD!
**OLDCATMAN HAS ANOTHER SENIOR MOMENT
**AND TOONS!

READ AND BREATH...........

OLDCATMAN

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Dear lungs, sorry about the crappy day!

Breath hard everybody and catch a breath of news:

**SMOG! (and an Oldcatman opinion!)
**THE WHITE HAIRED MAN
**LENNON LYRICS COST (Plus a You-Tube video!)
**CHINESE MENU
**AIR FORCE DOGS GET SOME PORK
**FAT MEN FATHER POORLY
**BABY BLANKET RECALL

Breath hard everybody and get this STUFF in your lungs:

**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**STRANGE FOODS QUIZ
**A PHOTO HISTORY OF SMOG
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**SMART ASS JOKE
**OINK HAS A SENIOR MOMENT
** TOONS

NEXT UP: THE WEEKEND EDITION
AND FIND SOME CLEAN AIR TO
BREATH!

OLDCATMAN
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HELLO!

Tomorrow is Friday.......

"Tread lightly but don't carry a big stick"--black on black comes out black!

What's black and red all over? THE NEWS:

**JESSE JACKSON....ooops!
**Salmonella, the 21st century plague!
**U.S. census revels in stats!
**More reasons why I don't fly! (Besides not having wings.)
**Vick punts again!
**Women: Dead or alive!!

And STUFF can be any color:

**OBAMA, YADA, YADA, YADA
**BLACK IS..........
**A HISTORY OF SEX(??)
**A SAFE FOOD QUIZ
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**ANN COULTER'S CURRENT COLUMN
**A SENIOR MOMENT.......
**AND TOONS!

Gots to go food shopping!

OLDCATMAN

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Hay there!

Hay is everywhere HERE--first cut is being done---bales and bales of hay--cut, baled and picked up by huge mechanical monster machines!

Sneeze if you must!

But you must read the NEWS:

**IRAQI'S WANT PULL-OUT SCHEDULE
**DNC PROTESTORS--NO SEARCHING
**LACED COOKIES FOR COPS
**BOSTON PEE PARTY
**SALMONELLA, A WAY OF LIFE
**MEDICARE FRAUD

AND THE STUFF:

**TOUGH MEDICARE QUIZ
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**SENIOR CITIZEN Q AND A
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**OINK 'TAKES NOTES'
**A SENIOR MOMENT
**TOONS

TIME TO MAKE HAY!

OLDCATMAN
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IT'S HOWDY (DOODY) TIME!

Are we all puppets on the strings of the ancient astronauts?

I guess my string is getting old!

AND NOW FOR A STRING OF NEWS:

**KERRY FLIPS OFF McCAIN
**McCAIN DOGS OBAMA
**BOMB 'REDUCTION'
**GAY SOLDIERS
**MAGIC MUSHROOMS
**WHO'S BINDI?

A STRING OF STUFF:

**A DOG QUIZ
**HISTORY OF GAYS IN THE MILITARY
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**A JOKE FROM LIL
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**ANOTHER 'SENIOR MOMENT'
**TOONS

AND NOW IT IS TIME
TO GET STRUNG OUT!

OLDCATMAN
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MORNIN' ......if you see something dragging behind me.......it's my ass.....a new week ass!

Tired of the heat.......

But neither sleet nor heat, shall keep this messenger of NEWS & STUFF away! (Don't bet on it!)

NEWS:

**NATIONAL SPEED LIMIT
**EMAIL THREATS
**BOURBON.....INVEST NOW
**FED EX DELIVERS
**RATTLESNAKE BITE
**KIDS HEALTH

STUFF:

**RATTLESNAKE QUIZ
**THE HISTORY OF BOURBON
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**OLD FART STUFF
**TOONS

TIME TO REEL IN MY
DRAGGIN' ASS!!

OLDCATMAN
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Well, it's over........except if you are not at home, drive safely getting back home!

What happened to the 4th of July post? (IT EXPLODED!)

The idiots in Paonia, nearly burned the 'town' down again with a fireworks 'accident'.

A brush fire started last year and one started this year (same place).

I could see the flames from THE FARM, and to the right of the flames THEY were still shooting off fireworks in 2 different locations, East of the fire.

FIREWORKS rank in my top 10 of useless events......

That's my NEWS and now here's the REST:

**THE OTHER WAR
**UNEMPLOYMENT GROWS
**DISABLED VET ROBBED (WITH A GOOD UPDATE!!)
**MEXICAN $
**HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
**OBAMA ''ACCEPTS"
**OBAMA: HOW DO YOU SAY ''FLIP-FLOP?"
**HITLER WAS A 'GOOD HEAD'

And here's my STUFF:

**FIREWORKS DISASTER!
**WHO ARE YOU? (A QUIZ)
**HOT DOG HISTORY.
**HOT DOGS ON YOU TUBE!
**PEDALING ASS!
**OLD FART STUFF!
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!

ENJOY THIS WEEKEND EDITION........
AND THEN GO CLEAN UP
THE FIRE WORKS MESS!!

OLDCATMAN
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(TO BE CONTINUED.........)
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GOOD--whatever; and tomorrow is the day the nation blows up $$!

And let's everybody welcome STEVIE, a troll from the Firebox For-ummmmm!

Now that we have acknowledged SHIT HEAD.......

ON WITH THE NEWS:

**THE OTHER WAR KILLS TOO.
**SEX ABUSER GETS HIS!
**HOLY RICH COWS!
**ERECT WATERMELONS?
**TOUCHY-FEELY COINS??
**''UP, UP AND AWAY!"

ON WITH THE STUFF:

**ANN COULTER'S CURRENT COLUMN.
**THE NATIONAL ANTHEM: SING-A-LONG!
**GOT MILK? (YOU TUBE)
**WATERMELON QUIZ.
**JIM WARREN'S ART.
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**AND TOONS!

'TIL THE SUNS FALLS
OUT OF THE SKY!

OLDCATMAN

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Has anyone seen/heard a comment from THE BOY on what his "sister"did?

He was in Colorado at the time.

Bury your head in the sand, OBAMA (again)........Oldcatman
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GLOBAL WAR(N)ING!!!!!!!

I don't care if it is MAN or MA NATURE or George Bush---it's hotter than hell this late morning!

AND EVEN THE NEWS IS SIZZLING A BIT:

**OBAMA.......RELIGION AND GOVERNMENT
**OBAMA.......BARBECUE, "Where's the PORK?"
**THE NATIONAL ANTHEM (as sung in the cotton fields?)
**STARBUCKS: EMPTY CUPS
**PUT ON YOUR WALKING SHOES (They get good mileage!)
**DROUGHT (What else?) IN COLORADO

SIZZLING STUFF:

**OBAMA: AN OLDCATMAN CLIP
**YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK? (A COFFEE QUIZ)
**A HISTORY OF GAS (YOU TUBE)
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**A HOLE IN ONE? (A GOLF JOKE)
**AND TOONS!

OLDCATMAN
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PS: THE COMMENTS ARE TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER. Oldcatman

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"STILL SNEEZING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS"..........

Big news.......Oldcatman has been banned again!

This time by the jerk-offs at the FIREFOX FORUM, a haven for computer nerds--run by volunteers who would not qualify for the "job" if the FORUM was a formal Firefox function.

PROBABLY THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE DAY!

**SOLDIER BOY, CLARK, SPEAKS?
**MILK: NEW JUGS!
**FLOYD LANDIS, STILL BUSTED FOR DRUGS!
**KILL ALL YELLOW JACKETS!
**RUN-A-WAY CHIMP!
**2 WORD ESSAY!

STUFF (OF THE DAY):

**THE BANNING OF OLDCATMAN (AGAIN)!
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA!
**BEE STING QUIZ.
**''OH, NURSE'' (A JOKE).
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!

OLDCATMAN
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