If you aren’t a smart person, you probably think Silicon Valley is Pamela Anderson’s cleavage. No! Just because Pamela Anderson has gone for silicon implants…one can’t take it literally. Silicon Valley is the southern part of San Francisco Bay Area, Northern California, USA and a region where high-tech companies (and mostly internet-based) come up every [...]

There is nothing like sipping white wine in the afternoon, content in the thought that the previous day’s pizza which is now in the refrigerator….is next in line. Any other day I would have preferred red wine. But why drink what you like when everything else in your life is going the other way? Nah…I am [...]

When a man makes a woman his wife….it is the highest compliment he can pay her. In 95% of the cases it is the last compliment. In the other 5% of cases, the last compliment is when the bags are being packed at the honeymoon location. In most of these cases, this last ‘honeymoon’ compliment is [...]

Tell me….what comes to your mind when you say MBA? Masters of Business Administration? Monsters of Blah & Ass-licking? Mediocre But Arrogant? Or Married But Available? If you haven’t yet got the hint, well……this post is about Abhijit Bhaduri. Like it happens with all famous men…if you don’t know Abhijit Bhaduri…let me explain….he is a leading [...]

Here goes a lateral thinking puzzle which will force you to think laterally: As all women, the one in question also came home after a long day’s work at office. Since it was evening…and dark out side…she switched on the light in her living room. She was horrified…completely horrified…to see the remains of her husband on [...]

Pity! The historians didn’t go by his first name. If only the historians had gone by Jesus Christ’s first name…it would have been B.J. and not B.C.. If you aren’t literate enough, let me explain. B.C. stands for ‘Before Christ’ (and A.D. stands for ‘After Death’)…and if only instead of ‘Christ’, the historians had taken [...]

Here is a phone conversation I had recently with my girl friend. No, it wasn’t with Rekha, my wife. My girlfriend: Hi! Me: Hey! My girlfriend: I see a bit of sarcasm in your tone. Me: Sarcasm? Why would I be sarcastic? My girlfriend: How would I know? Ask yourself. Me: But pray tell me, how can a “Hey” [...]

Here are the top 16 keywords for which Ouchmytoe.com pages figure in the first page of Google search results. # Funny Farewell Letter (The Blog Post) # Ouchmytoe (The Blog Post) # Free ibibo SMS Manager Downloads (The Blog Post) # Indian Wives Sex (The Blog Post) # Farewell Mails (The Blog Post) # Ouch My Toe (The Blog Post) # [...]

I don’t know what you are addicted to…but I am addicted to tea. Any kind of tea will do for me – be it Green Tea, White Tea, Black Tea, Herbal Tea or my favourite Japanese Tea. It is funny how an Indian sitting in Gurgaon is writing about something that the Chinese discovered and [...]

Packing one’s luggage is an art. Especially since, as the old Tata Indica advertisement proclaimed, we love to carry the World with us. The Tata Indica ad is so true…when I sat down to make a list of things to be packed…I first wrote down “The Globe.” Rekha and I spent the whole of last weekend [...]

My mother always said that I had a million dollar look. I doubted her till I was tall enough to see in the small mirror mounted on our bathroom’s wall. After I saw myself in the mirror, my trust in my mother increased a million times. “She has taste”, I told myself. It has been 33 [...]

Here is what you have to do: Write this information down - Your Blog Title: Your Blog URL: Your Blog Description (in a line or two): E-mail the above info to my gmail ID jv.rajan@gmail.com before 30th Aug, 2008 (Saturday). Would be great if you can spread the word, so that maximum bloggers can benefit (including me!).

I realized just now that I have been blogging for the last five years. Damn! This itself deserves a blog post. Another humor blogging biggie Great Bong celebrated his fourth year in blogging recently. Unfortunately, I am still suffering from the writer’s block that’s been plaguing me for the last one month. So here goes [...]

I have been wearing glasses (not the whiskey ones) since I was in grade one. As proof I even have a mark on the bridge of my nose. Being a south Indian, I am proud to tell you that I share this so called ‘mark’ with a Superstar called Rajinikanth! Anyway, this post isn’t about me sharing a mark with the Superstar…but about this sudden urge in me to shift to contacts.

I can blame work at office, plain laziness or perhaps the non-exciting life I am living right now. I haven’t been able to point at the right thing….but it is a fact that writing has become a chore. Need your help to tide over this crisis. Request you to give me topics to write on. Please leave a comment…and I expect your interest and interesting topics to get me into the writing mode again.