Live your  life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says…. Oh sh* t   …she’s awake.

Yes, I am still obsessed with Television and all it has to offer. However, I have been neglecting this blog as of late. I’ve missed the premiere of Burn Notice, I’ve neglected to inform my readers of the Osborn’s triumphant return… And a slew of other valuable TV announcements have gone unrecognized. [...]

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: ‘Dr. Jones, at your cervix.’ ************************** In a Podiatrist’s office: ‘Time wounds all heels.’ ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist’s door: ‘To expedite your visit, please back in.’ ************************** On a Plumber’s truck: ‘We repair what your husband fixed.’ ************************** On another Plumber’s truck: ‘Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.’ ************************** On a Church’s Bill board: ‘7 days without [...]

1.    Budweiser  beer conditions the hair 2.     Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3.     Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes 4.    Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair 5.     Elmer’s Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads 6.    Shiny Hair [...]

The next time you open a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this little old lady from North Carolina who had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became [...]

 Time once again to review the winners of the Annual  “Stella Lawsuit Awards.” The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck, who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella Lawsuit Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, stupid, but successful lawsuits in the United States. Here are this [...]

This blog will be closed, while I am on VACATION from June 10 through June 20th. Regularly scheduled posts will resume upon my return.

This photo was captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. in Fishers Indianapolis. The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!