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This is a pic of our “I’m pretty intense” cotton canvas tote bag. As silly as this bag looks, it can replace 1,000 plastic bags in it’s lifetime. This is currently our only “cartoony” tote. We don’t plan on doing a ton in this style either. But, there will be [...]

  Ok, I only drank 1/2 of it but it was delicious. All that pollution gives it extra flavor. The interesting thing is that after it was half empty, I noticed lots of mermaids. They were swimming all around me. But the most shocking part is what they were wearing on top. [...]

  I had a long day spray painting the shxt out of this building. In the end, it looks pretty cool. See, you thought my artistic abilities stopped at t shirts and tote bags. You were dead wrong. You should let me come over and do this to your house. I’ll [...]

  Avenue A sushi in NYC is one of my favorite places. The only thing that sucks about it is that it’s not open 24 hours. Personally, I order everything with a side of eel sauce and wasabi. There is no eel in eel sauce. It’s just called that because I’m the [...]

  One day, I was walking down the street and a ufo landed in front of me. I asked him who he was and he said that he was a member if the Guardian Alliance. He explained that the GA is a smaller, specialized group within a greater Guardian Organization called the Inter-dimensional Associations [...]

  When people first see this, they aren’t too sure what they’re looking at. They think they are looking at a piece of art that is hanging in our bakery. But, they’re wrong. This is actually a very rare photo of me. I don’t let very many people see it. It’s [...]

This picture was taken in the east side of Washington Heights. I used to belong to a gym near there that was pretty much filled with members of the bloods. Me and my friend used to throw up gang signs from the treadmill as a joke (true story). I’m surprised that we [...]

  Click on the I love my boyfriend tee below and it will take you right to our Etsy shop. Keep clicking on the larger thumb nails. The design is a little difficult to read from these pics but it looks amazing in real life. This is one of the cutest “I love [...]

Ok, what am I talking about? I can’t really explain it. It sounded really good in my head like 2 minutes ago. I’ll try and explain it. For the first of it all, let me explain the girly tees part. We make girly tees that rock and often times roll. [...]

We are currently writing our FAQ’s section and we’d like to hear from you. Are there any questions that you’d like to see answered? Are there any ?uestions that you feel like other t shirt sites didn’t answer? Do you think that calling them “FAQ” is boring? Let us know. [...]

Our yummy gourmet cupcakes are available to people in the NYC area right now. They are so good that our first customer was a repeating customer. Soon, they will be available nationwide. At first, we weren’t going to ship them nationwide. That’s because we weren’t sure how they were going to hold [...]

It’s important that your little doggy follows you. And, it’s equally important that he stops when you stop. I’ve seen people practicing this on the street and I applaud them for their efforts. But, this simple exercise takes on a whole new meaning when you have PURPOSE. In other words, why are [...]

This is what it looks like when I want to get the F*^k out of the city. This is a picture of the Palisades Interstate Parkway. It looks this beautiful just 5 minutes outside of NYC. The city is beautiful too, but sometimes I need to see trees. I’ve always felt [...]

Often times, I go to doggy parks in the city. I often notice that people bring tennis balls into these doggy parks. Sometimes dogs fight over the ball. Usually, there will be at least one dog that is too fixated on the ball. She is fixated to the point of [...]

As a matter of fact, our first 2 boxes have been sold. That’s because our first customer was a repeating customer. I told everybody that they would be popular. It basically comes down to them tasting good. These cupcakes are gourmet. It’s the perfect combination between sweet and spicy. When [...]

The title says it all.  

I reside in NYC. There are at least 15,000,000 million people here. Yet, I am the only one who walks their dog in the pouring rain WITHOUT an umbrella. Why do I do this? I do this for the dog. I do this for his fulfillment. Pack leaders don’t use umbrellas in [...]

I hate to call my own stuff bizarre but they are different. Different from any cutting boards than you’ve ever seen before. And don’t let the title of this post fool you. These cutting boards are fantastic for guys as well. In fact, I just received a couple of samples [...]

Do you know what it takes to get a food product out on the market? It’s not easy. It complicates things even further when you are selling them through mail order. Anyway, we are closing in on the end of our journey. Yesterday, we perfected our gourmet cupcake recipe. [...]

If you purchase one of our funny t shirts for girls, you will fall in love with them. At the very least, you’ll fall in like with them. But, many of you won’t get the chance to feel our tees close up. That’s because you feel that our shirts are too expensive. I [...]

  Handcrafted soap from all natural ingredients individually finished as a work of art. This collection is a recipe for relaxation. You can detoxify your skin, massage away your fatigue with the smell of lavender and the texture of azuki beans, and have the comforting effect of calendula, oats and honey. 12 individually wrapped bars of ALL [...]

What’s up mother suckers? I am proud to announce that I just placed an order for the softest bamboo t shirts ever. Actually, they are 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. These ladies tees are so soft that you’ll feel like you are hugging a panda bear. They have a slimming cut and they are [...]

There is a lot of debate regarding whether dogs dream or not. They do. And I didn’t need brain monitors to figure that out. I just know what my dog looks like when he is happy. And I’ve seen him happy while he was dreaming. I have watched my [...]

cute stuff for girls | a tree planted with every purchase cute stuff for girls | a tree planted with every purchase   If you’re not familiar with Zazzle, then you should be. Zazzle is the shxt. It allows me to bring you the world’s cutest tote bags. Kiss paper and plastic goodbye. Just [...]

There was this. This picture represents the obstacle course one takes to become one of our artistic contributors. I must first see how you doodle. I must see the beauty within manifest onto a piece of paper. Only the purest survive! Lynda, our Indonesian homey takes the cake. [...]

Let’s face it, it’s hard work being an affection whore. I mean, you’re walking around looking for affection all day. It can be very tiring. After a long fruitless day, you need a extra soft place to rest your pretty brain. This is the place. This square little piece of [...]

You are looking at the first in our line of fun coffee cups for ladies. I know what you are thinking: “what if I don’t drink coffee??” Well, that’s no problem. Our specially designed cute cups can hold a variety of liquids. You can drink tea, diet soda [...]

Don’t worry, we print on shirts that are waaay more stylish then this one here. This is just here to display our newest art work and slogan. This flirty shirt comes straight off of the runways of Tokyo, Milan & New Jersey. This can be your cute way of announcing to the world [...]

You don’t have to be a metal fan to enjoy this tshirt, unless, you are talking about 24kt Gold. Who isn’t a fan of that? This cute graphic t shirt is available in tons of color & style combinations. And remember, we vow to plant a tree with every purchase [...]

This cute trend started in Ukraine. It has been a popular shirt there since we invaded Iraq. Let’s face it, the terrorists would never let you wear a shirt like this. So, let’s celebrate our freedom by wearing this Cute T Shirt.   *   Wearing this shirt will [...]

High Heals. That’s why I smoke after a long day of wearing high heels. I just wipe my make up off and blaze a big fat blunt. Sometimes, I run out of papers and I’ll just roll it in one of my funny graphic t shirts. Other times, I’ll use a bong and [...]

Why do we always have to be perfect? What about you moron? Did you notice that you look like a fat sweaty gorilla? Do you think that your “package” smells as sweet as the rose on this Cute T Shirt? Someone should ship your “package” to another country with no [...]

I know what you are thinking: “I just got back from the fuchsia” Well, we don’t care. We want you to go back again. You were a bad girl the first time. We need you to go back and right all of your wrongs. We are giving you [...]

I’m pretty intense. But, I’m extra pretty in tents!! I don’t know why, but it’s true. I look really fugly in the real world. But, I’m a knockout when I go camping. Maybe it’s the fresh air. Maybe it’s the crickets. I think it’s the forest creatures. [...]

Sorry for the misleading title. For some reason, you’ve found yourself in the “realationship advice” section of my Glog (blog 4 girls) Today, I want to fix the relationship between rulers and the population. You should be more loving and we should be more trusting. If we both did these to things, then you [...]

I am a pack leader for my dog. However, I think a lot of people get the pack leader concept a little twisted. I’m trying to educate my dog to walk behind me. But, that’s just because I live in the city. I have to walk first or he can step [...]

Dogs don’t have names in nature. There is just a sound that means come. My dog doesn’t have a name but he knows the word “come”. Everything else that we do is based on an energy level. Klick here if you wanna see my puppy’s favorite energy site.

I am a loner. One of the reasons for this, is because it’s hard to find people that aren’t judgmental. I’m like the world’s most non judgmental person and even I’m judgmental sometimes. Some people might mistake my jokes for being judgmental but I’m kidding about whatever it is, almost 100% of [...]

Come watch this crazy episode of the online video series MySpace Rants! In this video clip Ivan shares his love of fake endangered species and hidden mp3s. Ivan I Abduct Aliens

Ok, tonight I’m waiting for one of my main artists to bring me some fresh patterns based on my funny slogans. She’s actually already a couple of days late with them. I try and chill and remember how many times I was a slacker when I was working for other people. Even [...]

Have you ever heard someone say: “This is a nightmare”?? When the only thing that happened is that they realized that they lost their credit card. Or they totally submerged their foot in a puddle while wearing nice shoes. Or even if someone tells you that you look ugly. I [...]

Not really, but I just wanted to get your attention. Anyway, I want to do a review of Lind Z’s trailer for her movie “Georgia Rule.” I don’t want to review the movie. Instead, I want to do the world’s 1st “movie trailer review!!” Watch the trailer below and tell me [...]

IT’s TRUE. When I say “never been used” I’m not talking about how new they are. Of course they’re new. I’m not selling worn clothes (yet). I mean that I will be printing on STYLES that I’ve never seen anybody else print clever funny t shirt slogans on before. Trust [...]

About a week ago, we took pictures of our Spicy Gourmet Cupcakes. They came out excellent, even though the photographer forgot to bring a “macro lens.” A macro lens is the best lens to take food pictures like this with. It’s the one that let’s you see the texture of the cake and frosting [...]

That’s right, Diddy is totally happy. He also likes rapping about how awesome it is to be Diddy. I don’t know why he wants you to know this, but he does. He is totally focused on this goal too. He has made about a million songs about how awesome it is [...]

I just want to establish a couple of rules with him first. I want to be able to hang out with him for 6 months prior to the fight. I also need to wrestle him 6 times before the fight. I just don’t get this guy. He is one of rap’s biggest celebrities [...]

That’s right mutha sucka!! This is going to be a short Glog, because It’s 12:00 am and I have to wake up super early. However, tomorrow we are making a big batch of Gourmet Cupcakes. Each one will be a little different and we are going to basically be chocolate cupcake consuming [...]

I realized that I’m ol’ school today in certain areas. For example, I have a cd player in my car instead of an MP3 player. And that’s not even what makes me ol’ school. What makes me ol’ school is the fact that I think someone might actually steal that piece if [...]

Some people are afraid to love because they are afraid to lose that love. Some people are scared to let SOME THING become their EVERYTHING!!! When you put your heart and soul into something, it’s scary to see it go. I’ve seen people that were robbed. Everything in their apartment was [...]

OJ has run out of options and now he is retuning to football. The courts have made him a deal. He can leave prison if he returns to football. He is going to be a quarter back for the Baltimore Ravens. This announcement has sent shock waves throughout the NFL and [...]

Nice Guys finish first. Just like this little “illuminated” guy. Most people are scared of the Illuminati but not us : ) We’re down with the Illuminati. It’s like the “big brother” that we never had homey. That’s why I want to interview as many Illuminati as possible [...]

I bet you thought I was gonna say   “YES…….. They’re Real”   Well they aren’t   : )   They are as fake as your personality so stop asking me already Freddy. You know what is real? What’s real is my desire for Brad and Angelina to adopt [...]

Stop bragging about how big your “member” is. The only “size” that matters to me is “brain size” or the size of your heart. Besides, My Tampon is Bigger Than your Dick. That doesn’t mean that I use a giant Tampon. It just means that you have a tiny package. [...]

This is nothing to be embarrassed about. Many people hump their pillows. Pillows are 100% safe and almost never carry STD’s. OK, I got an STD from a pillow one time but the only symptom was a good night’s rest. Let’s face it. Pillows are soft to practice on [...]

WARNING - Not every girl can pull this one off. You must come equipped with lovely lady lumps : ) Then again, you could just have a “Perky” personality. There are 3 types of Perky people. Some are Perky out of ignorance. Ignorance is Bliss. Some people are Perky by choice. There is nothing wrong [...]

It’s a little embarrassing to announce this on a shirt, but it’s important. It’s an important message to announce to the world because you don’t need them annoying you with stupid stuff. This way, they’ll back off instead of approaching you. 100% of the proceeds of this shirt will go to the “?uestion mark [...]

Do you have more ass than a black girl ?? A couple of years ago, you might have been considered a freak. But now, big butts are in. There are even girls getting “butt implants” to mimick the lovely lady lumps that you were blessed with. If you are a Spanish [...]

I don’t care how cheap your friends say you look. You are Not For $ale. You can not be bought. But, you do look a little cheap, let’s face it. That’s why you need a cute shirt that tells the world that you are not for $ale. In fact, you [...]

LMAO is so ol’ school and so is LOL. This shirt doesn’t proclaim to be “new school”. In fact, it’s “next school”. The old school and the new school have graduated like Kanye West. It’s time for a “next school” slogan that shows that you are laughing and sexy!!! [...]

I know the shirt graphic kinda looks like shxt but it’s going to be much more professional once the shirts are being printed. It’s going to look much cleaner and less cartoony. There are only a few special biatches that can pull a shirt like this off. You have to have [...]

This comical shirt is self explanatory. But, guys aren’t so bad. They are just like us except they forgot how to love. Something happened to them along the way that made them want to be “players” I think players need to stick to sports. Females are not a sport [...]

You have always been a construction worker magnet. That’s why you always end up with such winners. But it’s not your fault. It’s just because you love construction sites. Your father never let you become an architect. Now, you’re obsessed. You’ve been arrested 3 times for trespassing onto construction [...]

I like this t shirt image but I don’t love it. I’m going to change it slightly when we start printing them on shirts. But, I love the ideas behind this image and I know it’s going to be a popular shirt. I bet that it’ll be our 1, 2 or [...]

You’re not even worth my night time minutes? What’s the point of talking to you? You are so gross. These are just a few of the things that my mother used to say to me when I was growing up. This shirt also works well in any place with a lot [...]

This is my favorite shirt on the site. It’s staying up even if it doesn’t sell. I might change the picture from time to time but the slogan is staying up. I’m not gonna stop until “Keepin’ it real like Ally McBeal” is the new slang. That’s the kind of world that I want to live [...]

Truer words have never ever been spoken and I ain’t joken : ) In fact, I’m so pretty that I don’t even need make up. Or maybe I do but I’m stupid to realize it. Hey, did you know that make up has an expiration date? It’s true. Don’t apply any [...]

Some people will tell you to “choose wisely” but you are a female and you know better. You always pick the best shoes even if it seems wrong at the time. For example, remember when you ran that marathon in High Heels? Nobody thought that you could do it until you [...]

Personally, I don’t recommend that we Draft Jenna. She is a warrior. She will kill every single Iraqi out there if we let her go. But, she will only go after the single ones. She won’t go after anyone in relationshits. That’s because Jenna is a sensitive warrior with [...]

Just because I’m pretty doesn’t mean that I can’t kick your ass. It doesn’t mean that you can’t either. You do look pretty tough. But let’s see how tough you are when I slice your throat with a #2 pencil homey : ) That’s right, I can wear [...]

Anybody else wanna go Back To The Fuchsia? I know that I do. I haven’t been there is sooo many years. I’ve spent a lot of time on Mustard Avenue, Sliver Street, and Pink Row but I haven’t been Back To The Fuchsia in forever. I just love that purple [...]

This Hot Shirt says: “Hold On To Hands……. Not Regrets”. I told you that we were going to take it to the next level. I told you that we weren’t going to dumb it down like: “My Eyes are up Here” I told you sucka : ) [...]

Many people use the phrase “Attention Whore“…… But we’re not like everyone else. I don’t even like to use the term “whore” but it’s sooo much better to be a whore for affection than attention. You see, when you are being a whore for affection, then you are are not really whoring yourself. Affection [...]

Not every Glog in this section is going to be about human relationship advice. Every relationship in our lives counts. Even the one between you and your dog. Even if you don’t have a dog, you should continue reading this because you probably have an invisible dog that follows you around. Most [...]

I’ve never been to Iraq. So, my title might make no sense at all. Maybe you can wear our Funny Ladies T Shirts over there and not die but I doubt it. Maybe you can get away with it in a city but I don’t think you can in the rural [...]

I have the answer for everything. That is because I am a really cute genius that has been on the earth for over 7,000,000 years. Right now, I’m pouring some of my 40oz out for all my Dino and Cro-mag homeys!!! I miss you Rest in Prehistory (R.I.P.) Anyway, since I’ve [...]

Spicycupcakes.com will be a reality in the near future. I’m trying to make this thing as eco friendly as possible from DAY UNO!!!   I’ve been talking to the most eco friendly screen printers in the country in order find the right one. I’ve also been reviewing their work and past clients. [...]

Love is similar to a computer program. Some of us have different VERSIONS. That’s why people break up. That’s why hearts get broken. Sometimes, we have the same Version but it’s with the wrong person. Sometimes their version compliments ours and sometimes it contradicts our own version of Love. [...]

This is not the best video in the world of NYC street cleaning but it’s the best that I could find. One day, I’ll be making m own videos. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you a little bit about NYC Street Cleaning just in case you ever come here and you have [...]

Why are there so many relationship columns in the world? Even in Guam, there are tons of relationshit advice columns. I don’t know this for a fact about Guam, but it sounds right. Really, why are there so many? How can people have these many questions about their relationships? You [...]

O.k. this is going to be the shortest glog ever. I just wanted to let you know about my random life. I just realized that I got bit by a dog. What happened was, I was walking down the street and another dog started a fight with my puppy wuppy : [...]

You know what’s whack about you?? The fact that you don’t realize how pleasant my Podcasts are going to be!!! It’s going to feel like you are golfing on a golf course that is made out of satin. Picture a golf course with no grass!!! It’s just black satin beneath you. [...]

If you are reading this, then you better listen to my internet radio show when it starts. I will be interviewing Bill Cosby on one of the shows!!! He has been confirmed!!! He is a white guy from Los Angeles that sells furniture. His names is Bill Cosby. It’s still [...]

I will soon be recording my own Internet Radio station. I just purchased my $200 mic and can’t wait to get this one started. All the radio schedules will be posted here and my radio station will have real chat during the show. See ya soon

We will be adding a couple of comical patters for our girls funny t shirt web site that will be launched soon. I would like all of your comments please on these patters we should be adding next week. Thank you for your support and have fun with this girly glog.

Ideally, I’d like to write a really long description for this set of cute glass nail files. But, I don’t have a picture to show you how cool they look in real life. All of our designs are available on glass nail files. These nail files will last you pretty much [...]