Got candy corn? Marcello Presac is back in the kitchen spinning records, wigs, and spider webs for our Halloween Spectacular! He’s pulling ALL of the skeletons out of his closet for this here stack-o-waffles! So enormously HUGE is this event the United Nations General Assembly has just proclaimed that Halloween will be held [...]

Geesh. Even by our own standards this episode is just plain weird. Headphones only, please, for this particular doughy download. Hard work doesn’t frighten youth today. Not at all! E-mail your nurse at whenwafflesmatter@gmail.com or record a voice print at 206-984-3865 (USA).

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The suits upstairs who run this debris field of a website noted decades ago how deliciously golden brown the unsigned music artists are over at MySpace Music. Snuggly megabytes to your pinna are therefore in order. WWM syruply supports and scrumptiously salutes the oodles of talented unsigned artists far above what our poor power can add [...]

Tenderly, our dad Lenny ponders the spent nose drop dispensers of his spent youth. How much did he spend on such a conflagration? Double the desired daily dosage dollop? And was his youth spent? Don’t know. Can’t say. Can’t even say if it was tenderly pondered. You may have already noticed – indeed many postings [...]

Lenny has done it again. Handsome recipes await you in this latest download. Two of the sumptuous plates were inspired by a gaggle of dead Algerian poets Lenny met on his very first junket to Brussels. Beaten to a pulp and left to rot in the seething Wallonian sun, Lenny barely managed to scribble these [...]

Marcello goes trick-or-treating and searches for the meaning of life. Lenny decides he wants to take Rumba lessons after receiving a whack on the noggin. There’s more fun waiting for you inside the podcast, so crank up the hi-fi and have at it. If you don’t have an iPod you can still bash that link to [...]

For those of you who ordered WHEN WAFFLES MATTER celebrity spatulas 31 years ago, your ship has come in! A truck pulled up to the WWM kitchens Friday morning and delivered the 42,250 special bicentennial spatulas we ordered back in 1976. Lenny was so excited he helped unload the truck. “I always knew they’d [...]

Not so spectacular for the poor suffering Lenny, we are sorry to report. He’s been extradited back to Iowa and incarcerated in the Hardee County jail. It all stems from his July bus excursion there to Poloroid-photograph every single rest room of every single Waffle House in three southwestern Iowa counties. Apparently the recent [...]

Lenny is out of the hospital and gushing with stories about his recent bus trip to Poloroid-photograph every single rest room of every single Waffle House in three southwestern Iowa counties. Marcello Presac drops by the Podcast yet is prevented from speaking due to the recent court order leveled against him. Not to worry: Marcello [...]

The debate rages on! The “circular dial” crowd defend their golden-brown beauties against all that the “lateral slide knob” bunch can throw at them. Ah, and lest we forget the “non-Teflon” purists who claim ultimate perfection right out of the box. Surely our distinguished panel won’t be able to settle this age old tiff in [...]