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Well, the Family Feud continues. In my time as a General of the Alliance’s God-willed forces - going on 2 years now, mind you - I’ve learned that the past never ceases to haunt even the most capable commanders. Such is the case with General Gunderson, whose leadership lineage hearkens back to the American Revolution. JuliusBloop writer [...]

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I remember the night I saw that future car with the canary wings. I also remember earlier that morning when I ate those mushrooms. Tree heaven is the bottom of a waterfall. After hundreds of years being deeply rooted in the Earth, there’s no greater death than tumbling off a cliff and landing at the bottom [...]

Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. Thing is, it just gets so hectic around here at the Sears Customer Service desk, I rarely have a free minute to collect my thoughts. Whenever there’s an opportunity for a little Lionel-time, some troglodyte comes to me with the most asinine set of complaints. [...]

Summer blockbusters are upon us and I’m happier than a gay flower in a cotton candy bowl of rainbows. The Dark Knight Dingle Donk (Jack Black) is a mild mannered mailman from modern day Minnesota until he’s accidentally sent back to medieval times as a court jester! My favorite line is when Dingle Donk spills a goblet [...]

The League Of Gentlemen - Hello Dave Lately, I have been immersed in the absolutely brilliant British comedy The League of Gentlemen. Part Simpsons, part sketch comedy and entirely subversive, black and bizarre - this show is mandatory viewing for comedy weirdos. This skit stars Papa Lazarou, an insane circus ringleader who steals women and forces them [...]

The Internet is full of crap claiming to be comedy. I am your filter. Here are the comedy news sources that you need. Dead Frog: Comedy News A Special Thing: Alternative Comedy Forum Here are some humor blogs that actually contain comedy. Vonneguts Asshole: Offensive in a good way. Dead Rooster: Well-written and smart. WTFis Up With Bvllets: Some good jokes. The Astonishing [...]

I bet you’ve all wondered where I’ve been. Wanna know? Worst summer vacation ever. Srsly. Those of you concerned chiefly with my studies and professional well-being will be relieved - I pwned the 10th grade. GENERAL GUNDERSON IS A JUNIOR, BABY! lol. So there I am, seated on top of the epic flying mount of life, Honor Roll [...]