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 A quite simple, but addicting game.Road to Inner Peace Badge (easy – 5 points) Level 5 completed "This puzzle game is about harmony. Solve the entagled loops until perfect harmony is reached." Peace? Zen Gardener Badge (medium – 15 points) Level 20 completed If/when you have played through 20 levels, it becomes very boring. If you really like games like this, you're hippie - not that I hate hippies. Infinite Loop Badge (hard – 30 points) Level 50 completed I hope you didn't play this long, if you did, you have ABSOLUTELY no life. (CTRL+A) 1. You can edit your .sol file: change "level" to 50, start the game and complete the last level 2. You can use Cheat Engine: search for your current level (level*8), complete the level, search for your current level etc. change it to 400. Video guide: It's simple, but fun. I actually played this game for about 15 minutes! No sarcasm, 15 minutes is a lot for me.   Well there has been a long time since last post, dunno why, maybe the writers just give a s*** or the don't have time. But now you guys get a small little post for Sandstorm Racing
But the points is like always to get first so you can buy upgrades with the prize money.
Well only left to say is that we/I are sorry for not making posts, but I will try put up at least 1 each week. Rating  4/5 stars. Funny, challenging, but to short and some bugs. Recommend it for like 10 minutes of time waisting. By: lol xD  Open Doors is yet another puzzle game where you must twist your brain to complete the game. Very simple, but still a pain to play through. Door Keeper Badge (hard – 30 points) Game completed The game play and game is easy to understand, but games like this is just boring. Why make a game when there is hundred others which is better? There are also many walkthrough's to this game, but the easiest way is to "Cheat" Rating  I will give this game 2 stars as it have good graphics and a nice game play, but there are so many other games like this so... By: lol xD  Elephant rave is a cute little game for the people who wants some fast and easy game.The controls are easy and the game is easy to understand. Life, Love, Understanding Badge (medium – 15 points) Survive the rave This can be some tricky since you never know where the "light's" gonna hit. Another irritating thing is the "light blocks" which comes from the left side of the screen. Rating  I rate this game 3 1/2 stars because it's short and funny. Why i don't rate it 5 stars is because the screen is way to small By: lol xD  Hedgehog launch is a great little game that is incredibly addictive yet very simple. This game shouldn’t take very long to complete because you keep getting more money with each upgrade. An easy strategy to complete the game is to first work on upgrading the launcher and rubber band. These two upgrades will allow your hedgehog to launch higher into the air and have the possibility to collect more money. After you are able to upgrade these further work on the rocket pack and the right or left launcher based on what direction you shoot your hedgehog. Use the launcher to send your hedgehog faster further right or left adding to the multiplier. Finally work on the E-rocket. This add-on will allow for your hedgehog to be launch straight up. As you get more and more upgrades you will be able to get closer and closer to your goal of launching that little shit into space. Pygmy Pioneer Badge (easy – 5 points) Enter space in 50 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch. Honestly; 50 days to get into space? This should just be a free badge. You don’t even really need to try to get this badge. Hedgie Glider Badge (medium – 15 points) Reach space in 10 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch. This badge is a little harder to get, actually it is quite difficult, because you need to be able to get lucky with collecting money. Minovian Hero Badge (hard – 30 points) Reach space in 5 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch. This is very hard to get, another badge where you need to get lucky in order to achieve. Keep working you might get it. Maybe not. If you can’t seem to get that to work without cheating you can always use Ragnarok to freeze the number of days or change the amount of cash you have to buy whatever you want. This does make it capable to complete the game in one day but what’s the fun in that. Maybe a video to come on how to do it but we will see. Rating:
 This game is a very interesting one for me. I first started off not liking it but as I kept playing I grew to like it more and more. The music is very relaxing and collecting the shapes is rather easy to do. Though as the music speeds up it makes it harder to keep away from those red shapes that unfortunately suck off half of the multiplier that you have been working hard to get. Color Collector Badge (easy – 5 points) Collect 2,000 shapes in Music Catch This badge is very easy to get. If for some reason you can’t get this badge you must have tried to do it on purpose I set the bubble in the middle of screen and didn’t move it and still got over 2000 shapes. So seriously if you can’t get this badge stop playing flash games. Musical Multiplication Badge (medium – 15 points) Reach a 50x multiplier in Music Catch This badge takes a little more skill. The yellow shapes are very easy to come by but you need to watch out for those red ones, they are a huge bitch. Occasionally a purple shape will happen by and it makes collecting very easy because everything comes to you except the red ones. So avoid the red ones and this badge isn’t very hard to get either. Symphony of Lights Badge (hard – 30 points) Score 2,000,000 points in Music Catch This one is rather difficult because you need to have high multipliers but overall it is still pretty easy. Just keep plugging away collecting everything but the red ones and you will have all three badges in no time. Rating: I would recommend this game because it is short, pretty easy and the music is pretty serene. If you are looking for a way to hack; score and multiplier are easily done through CE but I have a hard time believe that it would even be necessary.  One of my favorite games, only because of the gameplay since it has no music and it's very short. I kinda hate that you can cheat in this game, i was on the alltime highscore for a few months, but then suddenly anyone on the highscore had a few thousands more than my best score. Whatever, i cheated too.
The fastest guide - by HolyXzer The guiding guide - by KongregateHelp Just another guide - by Vertfire
The fastest guide - by HolyXzer The guiding guide - by KongregateHelp Just another guide - by Vertfire
The fastest guide - by HolyXzer The guiding guide - by ChromeGamer Just another guide - by LordDazzer And of course the confusing video i made: This is my third video. When i made this video, i wrote any information in Cheat Engine, yeah i know that's silly, but amateurs do the strangest things. Rating It's fun and challenging, but it's short and has no music.  WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider is an original game where you must defeat the enemy before they defeat you. I really like this game because it's fun, and easy to play. Flight School Graduate Badge (easy – 5 points) Complete the 2 training missions. Many people complain that the controls isn't smooth enough for them and that's why the game only have a rating of 3,8. Eraser of Evil Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete mission 8 This game is so easy that if you don't can do it without cheating really should go to a doctor so he can see if here is anything wrong with your head. But if there is something about your head or you just don't want to play the game, this is how you cheat: part1 part2 Rating I rate this game 4 because i like it. It has good controls, is easy and fun. The reason i rate it 4 and not 5 is because you need to refill your bombs like 10 times on the last missions and that's really boring.By: lol xD  I have to say that Streamlined has to be one of my all time favourite games. Even if it IS one of the hardest impossible badges. Music Survivalist Badge (hard – 30 points) Don't die in Streamline Complete the game. Nothing else to it. Seriously. It's harder than it sounds though!
Personally I'd rate this a 5 star but considering our almighty master I'm rating it a 4. Rating   Super Crazy Guitar Manic Deluxe 3 is the sequel to SCGMD2 The different is that 3 is much harder and there is one more button to press. Although i really like the SCGMD games because they are great and you really can train your fingers when you play them. First Picks Badge (easy – 5 points) Unlock the first song This really isn't hard at all just load up the easy songs and you can get the badge in no time. String Theorist Badge (medium – 15 points) Unlock 4 guitars Many people means that this game is crap compared to SCGMD2 Only because there is one more button to use and that there is much harder. But for the people who complain there is good that Shinki made the two guitars: "minimalist" and "butterfingers" which is made for the guys who really really sucks. Keyboard Hero Badge (hard – 30 points) Get 36 award points SCGMD3 is a very good guitar game which provides many challenges. The idea with a guitar game is not new, but compared to many other guitar games this is the best. Another thing with this game is that there are many guitars. Up to 11 Badge (impossible – 60 points) 14 perfect songs This is really impossible if you don't are spiderman, and i really don't think someone is spiderman either. It can be very hard for someone to complete any of this badges, because their PC isn't the best, so this is how you cheat: CE won't work since you would have to hack notes hit/missed and score. And speed hack doesn't work either. So your only option is this .Sol file The game is very good, but i only rate it 3 stars because there are so many which cant play it because they don't have the best computers, which makes the game lag etc. But for people which has good PC i recommend this game.By: lol xD  Well it looks like I will start it off as one of the new intern authors for this site by reviewing one of my favorite games…Ring Pass Not. Now I can understand this game can be a complete nuisance but I think that you should at least give it a try and play through the first bunch of levels. As the game progress you need to be more mindful on what you are playing and when. This game is about strategy and you need all the Bonus Tiles you can get to get passed level 30. Sand Sorcerer Badge (easy – 5 points) This badge is pretty easy because the levels aren’t very difficult. You should be able to easily be able to get the badge by the end of the first stage: Rings of the Sand Sorcerer. Rings Not Passed Badge (hard – 30 points) This badge is much more difficult than the first badge. You will need to be able to save almost all of the Bonus tiles you can as well as be able to not be wasteful with tiles. There really isn’t an easy way to do this it is all about strategy. Rating "Seeking for New Authors" - What does this mean?
It means "How to Kongregate" is seeking for new authors. Wanna know more? Check out the announcement inside the Forum.  "6 Differences", the sequel of "5 Differences". Unlike its predecessor, "6 Differences" is basing on photorealistic pictures, which somewhat adds a breath of freshness into the element of the game itself. Trained Difference Spotter Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete all 15 levels. Another difference between the two games is that while "5 Differences" seems to be having a "question pool" for each level and thus generates slightly different puzzles every time, the stages in "6 Differences" are all fixed, so it actually becomes easier in terms of walkthrough writing. Since this is frankly a relaxingly good game, I'd recommend you to try to experience it freely, and consult a walkthrough only when it has become stagnant for you due to some hard spots that make you feel like the relaxation is about to be burnt out totally. Rating   For the musics and the deerman, I'd say it's worth half a star more than the original.  : Recommended  "PlanetDefender" has the look of a decent game before one would realize it's still nothing more but yet another real-time crap. Protecterra Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete any difficulty setting. While the game seems to offer diverse tactical choices upon first glance, the effective strategies are in fact very few; typically you'll be forced to cover your front area all in green with fortified bunkers, a few economic centers on the back row, and the rest of the blocks would be where you spam your weapons. Apocalyptic Missile Commander Badge (hard – 30 points) Complete the "apocalypse" difficulty setting. Yet, the true reason that makes this game a huge pile of shits is that its author resolved into the lowest and worst solution of all to lengthen the "replayability" of the game - think about "Balloon Invasion" and you'll pretty much get the whole picture. So don't be hesitant about hacking this one, it's not worth the shit. ► Cheat  Final boss dicking the Earth. Rating Another lengthy survival shit.  "Drone Wars" is a pathetic concept trying to bring real-time strategy onto Flash which is deemed to be a failure. Combat Ready Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete arcade mode, then submit your score. The so-called "real-time strategy games" typically spiral down into a build-amass-rush situation, a.k.a. swarming tactics, if the balance between units and races weren't well considered and designed on the developer's part. Apparently for Flash games whose industrial culture does not allow an extensive development time over a single title, such fine-tuning is very well impossible, which means real-time strategy games on Flash are most often horrible craps with no strategy depth, and no sensical background stories at all. Drone Warrior Badge (hard – 30 points) Fully upgrade your mothership and reach wave 30 on survival mode. So you might ask what the fuck do the freaking designers do with the levels if there are no stories? Simple - a "survival mode" with limitless levels solves everything for the frigging developers. How cheap. And much more cheaper are those fags who actually think this kind of deteriorated garbage is "wonderful to play with". ► Cheat Rating  This is unambiguously a rubbish. You win with your numbers yet you lag with your numbers - what kind of crap is that?  Puzzle games are not solely about puzzles; it's also about designs, and artworks. An innovative concept may be successful in keeping the players at seat through the first dozen of levels, yet if the designers fail to tease the gamers with new, extended elements continuously during the course of the gameplay, gradually the feeling of monotony and boredom will emerge and reign despite the initial positive impression. Quite self-explanatory, the above is a reference to the subject of the article - "Music Bounce". Sensing the Beat Badge (easy – 5 points) Complete the first 5 levels. As aforementioned - the game begins with a little bit of startling and attractive taste, seeing its interesting combination between musics and block-breaking balls. ► Level 1 ~ 5 Feeling the Rhythm Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete the first 20 levels. Yet as the game progresses, intuition should be able to tell that shits are about to come by - no more fresh elements but just keep getting bigger and huger. ► Level 6 ~ 20 Solving the Melody Badge (hard – 30 points) Complete all 50 levels. And finally - you'll see that it comes down to a point where you can no longer tell if it's the levels that are really getting annoyingly difficult or it's the fucking repetitiveness of the game that's making things more irritating. ► Level 21 ~ 50 However annoying it may be, we always have ways to simplify the job if you wish to. ► Cheat Rating  The game came with a concept of intriguing elements, yet in the end missed miserably a great chance further expending on top of its own potentials. There could be blocks of different lengths simulating different note values, or balls of different speeds representing different tempos; however all the crap its developer could only think of is to place more blocks and balls. At the end of the day, "Music Bounce" pathetically proves itself to be nothing more but just another clinker like "Hexiom", becoming one among many that pave the way for the true masterpiece that has yet to come.  At last, we have some decent puzzler under highlight - "Chronotron". Paradox Shmaradox Badge (easy – 5 points) Survive an early encounter with a potential paradox in level 6. Puzzles that combining the elements of time travels and causalities together are nothing new at all, from the earlier days of the memorable "Day of the Tentacle" to casual games as recent as Cursor*10, we've all seen plenty of them already. Yet, the intrinsically curious and bizarre nature of the theme makes it a worthwhile direction for talented designers attempting to come up with some innovative and inspirational creations that can impress people with new ideas, proving the depth and complexity around this theme. Teeter-Totter to the TARDIS Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete the easy, basic, and medium levels. For "Chronotron", the clever part is most likely about the existence of paradoxes; they exist because you are required to return to your starting point (i.e. the time machine) to create a next incarnation, and with your past selfs not immune to new changes around their environments, paradoxes can happen. Some less ingenious developers may regard this as a kind of "potential glitch" and seek to rid it of by, say, altering a few game rules, but for "Chronotron", though minor glitches out of the said causes do still occur some of the time, under most cases these paradoxes have been just successful in seasoning the whole game with further brainstorming fun, all reasonable and intriguing. Flux to Be You Badge (hard – 30 points) Retrieve the Flux Capacitor. Completing this game should be a joyful experience for the majority of players; if you are unfortunately not one among which, below are some general tips you should keep in mind when facing a new level: First things first, check out what exactly each button controls; some buttons may only become accessible after several reincarnations - do so nonetheless, or you could miss some important pieces of the whole picture, especially as the difficulty increases. With a clearer idea on your immediate environment at mind, time to deduce a way out of the contraption, a.k.a. puzzle-solving. Usually speaking, the more complicated it is, the simpler to ponder it in a backward manner, namely from the goal to the start. Also, due to the unique nature of the game, your first self commonly needs to go enabling some crucial passageway and has to stay the longest on the field. Ultimately, if you are unable to predict or manipulate too much into upcoming events, just do things step by step and, whenever you spot anything going wrong, rewind and think over again. Do not be afraid of cloning yourself six or even ten times to do the job, sometimes it helps and sometimes it's just necessary. Last hint is for several harder stages, it is important to plan your route for an environment that yet exist but is going to be created by later selfs. Causal Gamer Badge (hard – 30 points) Complete the easy, basic, medium, hard, and bonus levels. If regrettably you are not too good at this kind of things, the author's being very nice by offering a full video walkthrough of all 40 levels, which you can access right on the main menu of the game. Rating  Despite numerous bugs of minor severity, the entertaining concept and the challenging content make this game worth your playing. : Recommended  When I first loaded up "Warlords: Call to Arms" in my browser, I thought it was from the same development team that created "Feudalism"; it turned out to be a wrong shot, but the striking resemblance - or shall I say the unbelievable similarity of the forms and factors of retardation within - just made such guess so genuinely true. Field of Corpses Badge (easy – 5 points) Score 100 kills during a single campaign. I am never quite sure why shits like this that should go to sewage could constantly receive badges or highlights on Kongregate; maybe Kongregate likes shits, or maybe shits like Kongregate, I don't know. At any rate, I failed to spot anything about this game that could add the tiniest bit of positiveness to the brand that sponsors it. Intriguingly, the unreasonably high rating of the game on Kongregate seemingly suggests that Kongregate is being very successful in mustering an audience whose major portion is akin to Kongregate in terms of tastes about games. Medieval Unity Badge (medium – 15 points) Conquer all 25 maps with any race. The only thing good about this shit pile is that it offers a wide variety of methods including .sol editing and others for the players to dick their heads towards total dominations, but the simplest is no doubt through a universal Flash trainer that can also connect to the servers of Kongregate, namely Katana or Niflheim:  Anger not those of you purists for whatever reasons that are right now reading this article, below is also a thorough walkthrough, definitely legit, that will aid you greatly in your endless pursuit of the most purest gameplay: ► Walkthrough Rating  Even cruder than "Feudalism", this is a game for true cunts and purists.  'Castle Crashing "The Beard"' is a teaser (pun yes) on the upcoming Xbox 360 Live Arcade "Castle Crashers". Kinda confusing though, didn't see any castle crashing or being crashed. Duh. Wool Whacker Badge (easy – 5 points) Level up. Yeh, just level up. You can do that right? Hitting the tombstones also helps. Fulp Fiction Badge (medium – 15 points) Defeat Tom Fulp. Whoopee cheating time! ► Cheat To access and modify the values of these variables, use either Katana or Niflheim:  If you are new to all these, watch our tutorials on the right side of the page, under the "Highlight" section, above "Echoes"; they will show you how to hook these two universal Flash trainers onto the Kongregate server to send out your hacked stats for those nasty badges. Speed Razor Badge (hard – 30 points) Defeat Tom Fulp in under 4 minutes. Stupid speedrun. Good for us that this can also be resolved through the same way as above. ► Cheat Rating  Something fun? Probably. Something dumb? Certainly. |
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