If I ever become a Calculus professor I’m going to give my students one problem on their final exam. 1) Integrate the following (Note: no partial credit will be granted) Solution:

Ok, so I either had a deep thought or an episode of boredom induced insanity while I was sitting in class the other day. Mathematical Proof of Human Stupidity: “If” the universe is infinite, but the number of planets containing intelligent life is finite, then by letting: x = the number of planets containing intelligent life y = [...]

This post was inspired by a recent conversation. I believe that just about everybody would agree that the current state of politics is a complete bastardization of what our forefathers had in mind. Don’t get me wrong now, I love America and I am very grateful to be here, but our government has reached an unbelievable [...]

So, the other day I went to Best Buy to finally spend a gift card that I still had from Christmas. I knew what I wanted, The Universe season 1, so I was going to be in-n-out. Well, I had been wanting to pick up a HDMI cable for my Xbox 360, so I [...]

A friend of mine recently e-mailed me this article about Alabama’s so called 12 national championships. Anybody that grows up in Alabama hears this load of bullshit about 12 national championships all the time. It’s even more nauseating when you are an Auburn fan. If anyone happens to know who the author of this is [...]

Am I the only person that absolutely despises all of the obnoxious applications on Facebook? I’m sorry friends, but I honestly don’t give a shit what your horoscope is or how bad you suck at movie trivia.   Do you ever wish that you could view Facebook profiles without all of the cluttered bullshit? Fear not, there [...]

After a while without a serious girlfriend I recently began wondering if my standards were too high, or maybe there is a problem with me? I of course by natural male tendency refuse to believe the latter. I believe the situation can be explained with basic demographics and simple calculus based statistics. To get [...]

I have been too lazy over Christmas break to write anything, so I thought I would post one of my favorite logic problems. Einstein claimed that less than 2% of the world’s population could solve it… There [...]

Me and some friends went to the movies this weekend with the intention of seeing I Am Legend, but it was sold out, so we figured No Country for Old Men would be just as good or maybe even better. Holy shit were we wrong. This is not a film to watch for entertainment purposes [...]

I am so sick and tired of people bitching and moaning about cops. After incidents such as the “don’t tase me bro” bullshit at the University of Florida, everybody wants to jump on the police bashing bandwagon. Had that d-bag just shown a little respect for the cops and the people around him, he would [...]