FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT ASS and HOLE. Motherfuckers tried to kill me in Cuba, but I made it back alive. Time has come to re commence writing for this shit hole website, as I thrive on the hatemail and death threats that my posts bring. When you are locked up [...]

we are at gitmo. Me the Romanian - beiltan - and ruko. Haven’t seen a lawyer in three months. They flushed my Koran down the shitter. The food here sucks!!! Shit…here comes the guard and that fuckin dog. tell my mother i love her. D.N.

The Angry Romanian Crew will return. Meanwhile enjoy a couple videos. YouTube Directvideo link YouTube Directvideo link

There are a lot of nasty things that you will find in a person’s bathroom. I don’t need to go into detail here…you probably all have at least one thing in your bathroom that would make your mothers upset. My apartment bathroom is no exception. It’s not everyday though that I find [...]

Introducing the best pitcher in the world - Johan Santana. The Mets held a press conference today to officially introduce Santana to the press and their fans. That hat sure looks good on him. Yankee Fans - Feel free to stop by Shea Stadium some time this year to check out an upper echelon pitcher [...]

While there seems to be a lack of good quality political humor videos. Fortunately we found one. It’s a little old but priceless none the less: YouTube Directvideo link

welcome to another edition of Assignment Boris, a weekly look at the top five assholes in the news who deserve to be punched in the face by Boris. In case you don’t know who Boris is click here. If you run across a news story you think warrants Boris’ attention please submit the [...]

We, the editors of Angry Romanian, are horrified by the actions of our former friend at Angry Chinese Driver. Recently that twisted asshole found it necessary to release the personal information of a woman who was involved in an automobile accident with his mother. He irresponsibly posted this poor woman’s sensitive information on his [...]

No, we are not talking about the Mets 162nd game last year or the 1980 Olympic hockey gold medal game (the Americans cheated). The only thing worse than an old man trying to pick up an attractive young college girl at the bar is imagining that old man standing in his closet while his wife [...]

I’ve been a member of Ebay since 2000. After recently cleaning through boxes of old stuff, I began to sell off the contents of boxes of shit with no sentimental or personal value. Some of the smaller stuff is actually fetching good prices, while fewer items sell far short of what I had [...]

Usually this space is reserved for the responses, by the staff of Angry Romanian, to readers who correspond with the site. However, this week is dedicated to K8sFreeFall, who has done a spectacular job responding to comments from readers who really ought to be thinned from the herd we call humanity. I hereby [...]

I’ve always wanted to do this to local news reporters but it seems that a Canadian finch beat me to it. YouTube Directvideo link Another Demo of news reporter brilliance: YouTube Directvideo link

Our justice system in this country is FUCKED. I use caps to emphasize the level of fuckedupness in which the United States legal system exists. I was involved in a low speed 5 car pile up about a year ago. The 90 year old woman that caused the accident mistook the air in front [...]

Fact: Angryromanian.com suffered a disruption in service spanning the dates January 18th-21st. Fact: The disruption was due to a malicious attack by a small faction of the Russian Mafia known as Luidy Chorniye. This attack was the result of an unfortunate misunderstanding in which the Russians mistook our website for a Romanian mail-order -bride site competing [...]

From the outside the Cheesecake Factory looks like a decent upper echelon chain restaurant. The parking lot is like a damned hamster maze, incredibly complex and difficult to navigate, with a fuckton of cars parked every which way. The first things that strike you as you enter the “Restaurant - Bakery - Bar” [...]