Posted by Catt Mutts, Spam Reader and Evangelist, Moscow At the recent Organization of Spam Exporting Countries (OSEC) conference in Latvia, I was fortunate to share some upcoming new ideas with delegates from this rich group of mass opinion makers. Indeed, I was humbled to have come across such personal college heroes as N. Larjmapinuss of Pillzahoy Inc and Skamdya Ltd's Chairman, the

Posted by Veedonn Kair, Vice President, Internal Combustion Affairs If you've had a chance to use the Web recently, your Google Search or Google News results must have thrown a lot of speculation regarding the proposed buy-out of Yahoo! by Microsoft. Needless to say, we have received 64 billion messages, mostly from a Russian e-mail marketing entrepreneur based in Chennai, India. In order to

Posted by Hait Muyguts, Supreme Legal Council, Google Corporate Affairs At the Plush, everyone is excited. No wonder then, from Lexus-driving teaboys to Island-owning secretaries, everyone contributes to the well being of our company. In an effort to make the world's information more, well, more Google-friendly - we have recently been heavily (and quite profitably) engaged in revising and

Posted by Larry Rage and Sergey Grin As our commitment to make the Googleplush more exciting for our Plushers, we recently celebrated a "Billion Air Day": to throw a billion dollar gold bars over the Valley. We thought it would be an excellent idea (and a monthly dose of confidence boost to shareholders) to share some of our fun moments with the envious world! Here's a little photo essay of the

Posted by Mac Momunnie, AdTense and AbSurds Millionaire Support We are unusually excited to share some tips for those who use AdTense, our get-rich-quick-if-you-can-create-enough-websites-a-day advertising program. Users of AdTense's sister product, AbSurds - which lets empty webpages generate huge traffic - will also find these tips and tricks useful. Basically, both these products nicely

Posted by Woyr Dekhtasubkuchram, Google Earth Indoors Team We are even more excited! As a wide-eyed Google-fanatic, you probably know that we've been swamped with requests to make Google Earth go beyond the boring rooftops and bland, insipid roads and highways. We tried to gag those requesters with a varnish-soaked tarpaulin but the emails just kept on coming, including a lawsuit by an L.A.

Posted by Glude Tuher, Web Filter Results Research Team We are thrilled to announce the newest member of our team, Breiny Bebiyuarhaut. Breiny brings with her years of invaluable experience in customer confidence and qualitative safe-filter-off web marketing and search dynamics. Fluent in English, French, Swahili, Danish, Finnish and Not-so-simplified Chinese, she's working on her Hindi and

Posted by Dee Ficcult, Lead Spatula Twister, Abyss View, Mariana Trench Hello, server farms. Hello, a million algorithmic computations. Hello, a billion clickers a second. Hello, a trillion search engine optimizers. We are excited (as it is part of our signing up agreement here at Googleplush.) We are upbeat (because of a key nerve-enhancing exotic ingredient in the Wednesday afternoon sushi