Dear Trends UK Limited, I wish to draw your attention to your juvenile entertainment product, the CSI: Fingerprint Examination Kit. This product, intended for children aged ten and above, was recently purchased as a birthday present for my nephew. Although he was delighted to receive it, I cannot say the same for myself. Using your finger dusting [...]

Ipswich, England — There is a new club in town…and it is becoming a bone of contention among the residents of Flatley Street, Ipswich.  Since Kenny McKelley and his family moved into the street, it has become a haven for ‘bad’ parents.  These people travel the world over, simply to participate in ’scoffing parties’ where [...]

Pyongyang, North Korea — A socialist chat room for North Koreans descended into chaos this evening when American students mocked the country’s communist landmarks. American students claimed that these historical icons had more to do with “burpin da worm u fagss” than the strength of communism through the unity of workers. Dirk Bradley, [...]

Regular visitors will no doubt be aware of our long term goals, one of which being the invasion of a lump of ice adjacent to Canada. This remote village, otherwise known as Greenland, has pestered us for months with their inability to use internets. However, we are now glad to announce that our dream of conquering this [...]

New York City, NY — American actor John C. McGinley is refuting claims that he was member of Gazuzu, the Italo Disco band responsible for, ‘Go Go Gorilla’. The rumour was started by self-proclaimed ‘King Of Tinternet’ and all round greebo, Justin D’Arceole. D’Arceole claimed that while McGinley was playing Sgt. Red O’Neill in [...]