If you’re not a regular reader of Caveman Conclusion, you should be. Caveman cracks me the hell up on a regular basis and today was no exception. I found a post about The Self-Cleaning Vagina on his blog and just about shat myself laughing. Check it out here.    Similar Posts:The Funk a.k.a. Cootie Capers Midget Tossing: Monday [...]

After watching this video on Youtube, I was inspired to start a new category called Phucktards. Watch this video of Fred Phelps talking about Tim Russert, NBC’s Washington Bureau Chief and host of Tim Russert. If you’re not familiar with Fred Phelps, he is the hateful old bag who calls himself a preacher. Westboro [...]

A friend emailed this to me today and I had to share it. These types of labels normally come from Asian countries where they really don’t know any better but this one comes to us directly from England. Apparently, they like a little cock flavored soup now and then. Eat this in a room [...]

I want to start by saying happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there. Having kids is great. I love every minute of it and I’m not sure what I’d do without them. Having three of my own keeps me very busy between baseball, football, choir, daycare and all the other things that go [...]

Do you need a box to drop the kids off in? If you can answer that question with an astounding “YES!” then we have the answer you’ve been waiting for. The Shit Box is now available for purchase! I posted on this a while back and at that time, the website had not been officially [...]

Well, this weekend sucked butt for me because I had to completely wipe out Mental Refugee and restore it due to database issues. The good part is that it’s almost completely back to normal now and I didn’t lose any posts (knocking on wood). If you come here often, you probably noticed the fugly [...]

Ok, the site is back to about 90% after the database crash and server issues. I’m going to take a short hiatus this evening and will post again tomorrow.    Similar Posts:Douche bag Caption Contest Midget Tossing: Monday Delight My Day at Work I Love Dick Cheese! ShitBeGone

For all you corporate nerds, I found some graphs that you might enjoy. These are thorough, yet to-the-point. They should all be examples of what you can do in Power Point class. Ok, you’re right. They aren’t that funny but dammit, I laughed when I saw them.    Similar Posts:Monday’s Mail Uber Cool Bag Weird Weather In My [...]

The little rascals were all in school. The teacher was going over vocabulary. Teacher: Can anyone use the word lash in a sentence? Buckwheat raises his hand and the teacher calls on him Buckwheat: When I sees sumtin funny i lash out loud. Darla giggles at Buckwheat and raises her hand. Teacher: No Buckwheat I’m sorry that is incorrect. Darla [...]

Sometimes you look at things and think, “why didn’t I think of that first?” and it bugs the shit out of you (pun intended). The Shit Box just happens to be one of those things you’ll wish you had thought of first because some lucky schmuck is gonna make a mint off of them. Kind [...]