See DIC Studios!! Cats intervene and steal show. a2a_linkname="Studio Tour"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/10/04/studio-tour/";

Ever arrive to a party after its peaked…Olmos explains what happens when electrical tape as clothing fails..Checkov doesn’t take large bills…DragonCon 09..Will use the Big Metal Mug… News: I will be doing video editorials soon. I’ve heard whats on the TV. Could I do much worse damage? I sure hope so!! [...]

Special Guest Reporter Rick Quentin takes us on an audio tour of recession ravaged America, at least that is what he said he was going to do. Check out the new video promo: Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpaFPkJkAk Funny or Die: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/166855ac4d Please vote on this videos and get some promo for this show. News: >Some of the popular shows will be re-broadcasted as [...]

New video promo spoofing  the Famous Failures inspirational video. a2a_linkname="New Video Promo - un Famous Failures"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/07/29/new-video-promo-un-famous-failures/";

There I was again, lounging in another waiting room, to get into a queue to wait in another waiting room.  Waiting like I did in jail or those other times when my fate was being decided in triplicate… News: Diabetic in Candylandyland be taking a one month hiatus.  I have so much going on [...]

You know that guest editorial I did for oneminutehowto.com. Looks like I’ll be taking my own advice… News: DIC T-Shirts, Hats, bags, stuff - Check Out the “Sweet” Shop . For a limited time, I am offering these goods at cost.  So get these goods before I mark them up. Support this Podcast - click [...]

Billy Mumy, Burt Reynolds, Malcolm McLaren, Jello Biafra are special guests, whether they like it or not. Actually, they’re people of note I have offended and had unfortunate run-ins with. News: - The Lose In call in show on Talkshoe.com will be put on hiatus for the time being. I may be creating [...]

It started as a Call In Show, but ended up as a conversation with Mike Leuszler, host of Open Mike, Insert Foot (http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/10038). New To Diabetic in Candyland? Here are some host picks from the Archives: » Farting in Church » What Happens in Amsterdam Stains in Amsterdam » Commercial Spoofs (With More to Come) » Face on the Bar [...]

So that everyone, including myself can enjoy the three day Memorial Day weekend, the call in show has been rescheduled. The new time is Wednesday, May 21st at 9PM EST. If you wish to participate, go to http://www.talkshoe.com and start a Free account.  You can call in using any kind of phone. For more info, [...]

Hello, Is this thing on…I could hear oxygen tanks wheezing among the chairs…would I be opening for Carlin in the near future.. Announcement: This show will now be part call in talk show and a short story show. The show on the second Monday of every month will be a story or interview feature. The show on [...]

Podcast of our first call-in show with some editing. Thanks to everyone who called in. Talkshoe Site: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/18100 News: I am a guest reader on The Drabblecast “Trifecta” Episode (http://web.mac.com/normsherman/) . Listen to me read “Warmth of the Sun”. a2a_linkname="DIC #14 - The Lose In - Live Call-In Show"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/04/27/dic-14-the-lose-in-live-call-in-show/"; [...]

Greetings Fellow Winners. Your presence is requested at the first Diabetic in Candyland Lose-In, a phone in party and everyone is invited. You will then be a guest on Diabetic in Candyland. Improper attire is required, sobriety is not. This event will will be hosted by Talkshoe. When: Saturday, April 26 at 9:00 PM East [...]

…Mick Jagger and Hollywood is Persecuting me…and in this song Evie gives a cute little grunt Guest Poet Josh Romig reads “Roll On”. Link to Quarterlife Page. About Evie Tornquist, still very pretty: Video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN8U-ZTmrwM http://www.videosforfamily.com/Evie.htm News: - Correction: Scott Sigler’s novel Infection is the not the first podiobook to print book, but the first podiobook to Hardcover book. - I will [...]

I recently watched a video from Carnegie-Mellon Professor Randy Pausch who gave his ‘last lecture’. Pausch is dying of pancreatic cancer so he gave his parting lecture to encapsulate his view on life. It spoke to me and reminded me to have fun and love what you do. Link to short Oprah video >> Link to [...]

Interview with former Hollywood Publicist and Screenwriter, Ed Rubin. Learn how you can make media history and help this podcast at the same time. News: - On April 1st make history and run to your brick and mortar and online bookstore and get Infected, by Scott Sigler. Infected will be the first podcast to print novel. Help [...]

30 second spot for Diabetic in Candyland. I got the video clips from a government public safety video called “Down and Out” which I found on Archive.org. (Note: reposted-for rss feed. I don’t know why its showing three times) Also, get updated on my doings at my twitter page and widget on the right: [...]

Wet, Dirty and somehow enjoyable…Plongeur, Dishdog, Underwater Crockery Technician Also: The Contest or the Brain Snails - You decide winners. Learn how you can win a $25.00 iTunes Gift card - Join the Share the Pain Campaign. a2a_linkname="DIC #11 - Dishdogs - RELEASE THE BRAIN SNAILS"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/03/17/dic-11-dishdogs-release-the-brain-snails/"; [...]

Cartoonist Kim Martin of Baxter the Bunny (https://baxterthebunny.com) reads her story of Christian Charity denied. Learn how you can win a $25.00 iTunes Gift card - Join the Share the Pain Campaign. The podsafe Musical talent for this show were: -“LiveSummerRain” by Weapons of Mass Destruction. Find them at http://www.weaponsite.com a2a_linkname="DIC [...]

Psychic Pizza bailed. Apparently they went out of business because some prankster thought about ordering 100 pizza’s for his neighbor. How they didn’t see that coming? Fortunately, the the folks from Proportional has balanced the load, so to speak. a2a_linkname="Asymetrical Glute Syndrome - Now there is Hope."; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/02/27/asymetrical-glute-syndrome-now-there-is-hope/"; [...]

Dr. T. Aint’s didn’t quite work out. He had his medical license revoked because it was only good in the Confederate States of America. However, the psychic friends from Psychic Pizza is now a sponsor. a2a_linkname="Psychic Pizza - Yet Another Sponsor"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/02/19/psychic-pizza-yet-another-sponsor/";

A little early… Interview with Alex and Marissa of “Ricky Shore Sings the Blues” (http://www.youtube.com/rickyshoresings). Weird Al Justice Will Find You!! See Previous Post for Trailer. a2a_linkname="DIC #9 - Justice for Ricky Shore"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/02/15/dic-9-justice-for-ricky-shore/";

Trailer for “Ricky Shore Sings the Blues”  -Interview to follow shortly. a2a_linkname="Trailer for “Ricky Shore Sings the Blues”"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/02/15/trailer-for-ricky-shore-sings-the-blues/";

From my heart: Next Show on Sunday: Interview with comedy video geniuses Alex and Marissa of “Ricky Shore Sings The Blues” Link: http://youtube.com/rickyshoresings a2a_linkname="A Diabetic in Candyland Valentine"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/02/15/a-diabetic-in-candyland-valentine/";

If you haven’t heard Part 1 of “That Was Some Expensive Baloney”, they download it now or you’ll be completely lost. …waiting in lines…waiting…waiting…. DUI Information: -Designer Wheelchairs: http://www.chunc.com/ -MADD: http://www.madd.org/ -Not so flattering MADD info: http://www.alcoholfacts.org/ReputationOfMADD.html -What are the DUI penalties in my state: http://www.totaldui.com/dui_state_laws.htm News: - If you previously subscribed to the newsletter, you will need to subscribe again. [...]

Note: I’m revising the site theme. All feeds and players will work. Thanks for your patience.  I’ve got some new sponsorship and this one sounds like a winner.  BTW Mudflap’s Truck Stop Chili has been recalled by the FDA, FBI and Interpol so make sure to read the expiration date on the can. Dr. T. Aint’s Ointment   [...]

The blue lights flicked on and the car tweeped his siren twice and I pulled over.   News: Check out the Diabetic in Candyland on Quarter life: http://www.quarterlife.com/raygunray. And check out this new show community before everybody knows about it. My One Minute How-To is now live. Go to http://www.oneminutehowto.com/ and lookup Item #209 - “How To Deal With Losing [...]

Please welcome our new sponsor, Mudflap’s Truck Stop Chili  - Suspicously Good.  Also, DIC will return next week with my 2 part story about the consequences of driving under the influence. a2a_linkname="Our New Sponsor - Mudflap’s Truck Stop Chili"; a2a_linkurl="http://diabeticincandyland.com/2008/01/14/our-new-sponsor-mudflaps-truck-stop-chili/";

We lit up a thousand yule logs…We were lights on a phone tree… I will be featured at www.oneminutehowto.com early this month. Also, The Sundown (http://www.larrywinfield.com/sundownlounge.htm) Lounge has played my promo. Thanks a lot to Larry Winfield. Musical Talent: “Christmas Day in the Morning” -Shira Kammen. Lookup at http://www.magnatune.com. Public domain MIDI tunes from An Online Christmas Songbook. http://www.christmassongbook.net Tech [...]

Like most Americans, I’ll be out of town to have Christmas with family. So I’ll be taking a two week break from the show but will return on December 31 with an all new Diabetic in Santaland podcast.  I want to personally thank all listeners, contributors and subscribers for tuning in to my odd little show.  The [...]

An old friend named Frank drops in a has found a ingenious way to deflect panhandlers. …My God….It’s never going to end!!!! Stick around till the end for a promo by The Drabble Cast -  its Flash fiction that’s on the far side of different. Listen to the promo and check out http://www.drabblecast.org/ “Face on the Bar Room [...]