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04-10-2008
New York construction union members charged with extortion? I Googled it. There are only 56,000 results for "new york construction union extortion." Extortion must be a popular hobby in New York??? CLICK

Can the Democrats and "ObamaCare" fix our healthcare crisis in America? HELL NO! Will it make insurance more affordable? NO! Some estimates say that "ObamaCare" would cost $50 billion to $65 billion annually. I do not think so...the costs always go up exponentially...I say 2 to 4 times that estimate, at least. CLICK

A Rasmussen Report shows that 48% of people agree that the best thing government can do for the economy is to stay the Hell out of it. At least 48% of us agree on that. I thought our economy was based on capitalism and free markets, NOT government regulation. CLICK

The only thing Absolut Vodka could have done to be more idiotic in this ad would have been to throw in a few Native Americans, some Eskimos, some Hawaiians, and slaves and EVERYONE would be fighting. What the Hell were they thinking? Someone should have told them that us evil, snobby, land-stealing Americans are the idiots buying their overpriced product. Maybe Sweden should take their damn vodka and meatballs and shove'em. If I could afford that crap, I would stop buying it. I will keep drinking that vodka-like runoff that I drink...it is what is left after they bottle up the good stuff. CLICK

In reference to the above nonsense: I am going to explain this so that any ignorant ass you forward this to will understand it. You are not a slave. You do not know any slaves. There are no slaves alive today. You did not own any of the land supposedly "stolen" from Mexico, and if you did, it would still be underdeveloped and controlled by a corrupt government, and Mexicans would still be coming to America (no matter how big America would be if the Mexican-American war never existed) to escape said corruption and mismanagement of a country. If Mexico was still the western half of the present United States, said land would all still be like the rest of Mexico today, except for the tourist spots the gringos go to on the Pacific Coast. I did not set the price for Alaska. I did not steal any land from Hawaiians. I have never stolen any land from Native Americans or Eskimos. I have never killed or hung anyone. I do not have nooses hanging around my home. America is not a great country because of the amount of land it has, it is a great country due to the beliefs and principles it was founded on, and until recently, still believed in. I am an American and I do not owe anybody a damn thing. You can live your entire life dwelling on things that you nor I had anything to do with if you want to, but leave me the Hell alone, as I have better things to do. Now have yourself a great big cup of STFU and find something to improve your life.

04-08-2008
Just another case of a lawmaker losing his damn mind. State Representative Bobby Franklin, of Georgia, tried to put an anti-abortion amendment on a dog collar bill. You read that right. The bill started out as an anti-dogfighting bill, making it illegal to remove an electronic tracking collar from a dog. This genius lawmaker decides he has to attach an anti-abortion amendment SOMEWHERE, so he attaches it to this bill. The House Speaker, Glenn Richardson, ruled the amendment as out of order...more like Franklin was out of his damn mind. It is reported that Mr. Franklin tries this nonsense every year. The problem is, as usual, Mr. Franklin will get re-elected. Ignorant voters??? CLICK

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04-07-2008
People keep stating that the world view of America will be better if Barack Obama is the President of the United States. This is complete nonsense! People will always hate America due to our freedoms, our wealth, our diversity, and a thousand other reasons. Our President's color, religion, or sex will not determine how badly we are hated. Ignorant haters breed more ignorant haters. People teach their children from birth that Americans are evil.

04-04-2008
Ted Turner was doing so well discussing solar power as being a great savior in our fight to lessen our dependency on oil and gas...NOW he had to smoke crack again and open his mouth BEFORE the high wore off. Damn it, Ted! I was proud of you for about a month. What happened? Ted Turner has stated global warming is going to cause cannibalism around 2040 because the planet is going to get 8 degrees hotter in 30-40 years because of drought and no corn. Ted, I am no math genius, but temperatures have risen 1 degree in 100 years, wouldn't that mean to raise another 8 degrees, we would have to wait 800 years before this would happen? And don't worry, Ted. No one would want to eat an old, starving white guy anyway. Mr. Turner has agreed to give the UN a billion dollars, but I bet his crazy-ass statements about global warming are going to make him $10 billion on the "green" investments he has already made. In 30 years, the "global warming" nonsense will have converted back to threats of the oncoming ice age, so if all of my readers start stocking up on heaters and blankets now, we can make a killing when the powerful people start preaching the ice age that will be coming. CLICK

Politicians have agreed on spending $50 BILLION on fighting AIDS, HIV, malaria, and tuberculosis in Africa and other countries. $50 BILLION??? Why not $1 BILLION? Send one billion dollars worth of DDT, condoms, doctors masks, and penicillin over there and tell them how to use it. Out of $50 billion dollars, over half would be wasted/abused before it ever got to where it was going because of corrupt officials in American and corrupt officials in the other countries. I have previously stated we should not send any cash to any country, only products produced in America by American workers. Send my check for the money I saved the taxpayers to the address on my contact page. CLICK

04-03-2008
To all of you who suffer from "wealth envy"... All you have to do is put things in perspective. Picture this in your head whenever you are envious about rich people. You are in an airport. You see Bill Gates or Warren Buffett standing in line. All of the sudden you see their face start to grimace as they "put the clamps on." All of the sudden you see them take off for the bathroom, clinching their buttcheeks together (the clamps that keep you from crapping your pants), "prairie dogging" their way to the bathroom before they soil their pants. You have been there, they have been there, we all have been there. We all put our pants on the same way (hopefully not soiled). We all have the same embarrassing bodily functions. I hope this will make you understand that the super wealthy are just like the rest of us, only they create jobs that the rest of us poor saps need to earn a living.

It seems everyone is getting bent out of shape over statements by Jay Leno telling Ryan Phillippe to give him his best "gayest look" since he found out Ryan's first job was on a soap opera as a gay teenager. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation wanted an apology. I am sorry, but some people need to lighten up! Gay humor, black humor, white humor, Chinese humor, and redneck humor will ALWAYS exist, no matter how much you cry and whine. It is about time for people to grow the Hell up and stop acting like a bunch of crybabies. I did not hear a bunch of crying about all of the "gay humor" in the show Will and Grace, and that show was one of the best shows of the last decade. Whether you are gay, straight, white, black, Latino, or whatever...get a damn life and these kind of "insensitive" statements will not bother you, or you can spend your life consumed by sensitivity over whether someone "offended" your precious way of life. I am a recovering redneck (on the 12 step program) and I am proud of it, so let the redneck jokes fly at will. CLICK

It appears Barack Obama has found the true statement about Hillary Clinton that will put the "nail in her coffin" in the presidential race. He has said that Hillary is OK with 'business as usual" in Washington. I think she may be screwed, as this is a true statement.

China beach: nothing but "assholes and elbows!" CLICK

04-01-2008
It has been said that China, looking forward to the Olympics, is going to prove to the World that they are a peace-loving country, no matter how many people they have to kill or jail to prove it.

The political "wasting time and taxpayer money" award must be getting ready to be given away. Georgia state Senator Emanuel Jones wants every reference in Georgia law of "seat belts" to be changed to "life belts" and "air bags" to be changed to "life bags." I bet they have NOTHING better to do.

03-27-2008
Yo, ya wanna f~(kin sammich? Quieres cheesesteak? Hables ingles! Speak English at Geno's Philly Cheesesteaks or you are not getting one. It is unusual, but political correctness lost out on this one. CLICK

You think you have it bad in the job market. I think the "professionals" are suffering the most. This hilarious video explains it best. CLICK

03-26-2008
I LOVE IT! Capitalism at work. Schools have banned candy from school and what do enterprising students do? They create a black market underground economy with their candy businesses. I have an idea. The schools should grow a pair and enforce their rules and this would not be a problem. Kudos to the kids for their capitalist efforts, but they should endure the government school rules while they have to. CLICK

Someone is finally getting off their butts and making an effort to harness our free source of energy (the sun) instead of concentrating on very inconsistent sources. CLICK

Walter Williams explains the economy of "big corn" and the ethanol hoax. Per the article: "Ethanol is 20 to 30 percent less efficient than gasoline, making it more expensive per highway mile. It takes 450 pounds of corn to produce the ethanol to fill one SUV tank. That's enough corn to feed one person for a year. Plus, it takes more than one gallon of fossil fuel -- oil and natural gas -- to produce one gallon of ethanol. After all, corn must be grown, fertilized, harvested and trucked to ethanol producers -- all of which are fuel-using activities. And, it takes 1,700 gallons of water to produce one gallon of ethanol." CLICK

03-25-2008
Eliot Spitzer, ex-governor of New York, is starting to look good in comparison. The new governor, David Paterson, admitted he was a coke snorting, pot smoking adulterer. At least he is admitting it. I'm sure he is the only adultering cokehead in Congress??? CLICK

BUSTED AGAIN: Someone needs to tell the Hillary Clinton camp the difference between the term "misspoke" and lying. When you know something first hand and you embellish and tell it falsely, it is a LIE. Previously, Hillary was quoted as stating that Chelsea was "in danger" during the 9/11 attacks...to later be found out that Chelsea was at home. Here is the news of late about Hillary's latest lie that we know about. This was brought up previously, but now the video is available. Hillary's account previously was that she experienced sniper fire after her plane performed a "corkscrew" landing, that they had to duck and run for cover. Well, the video shows her calmly "shaking hands and kissing babies." Here is the story and video. CLICK

03-23-2008
HAPPY EASTER. Well, if you are allowed to say that where you are. I know the "appeasers" will not allow the Easter Bunny anymore; the "appeasers" call it the "Spring Bunny." I hope your newspaper at least mentions Easter as the Atlanta newspaper has nothing about Easter in it. I am not sure whose butt they are kissing by not mentioning Easter, but they are obviously puckered up. Oh, but wait, I do see something on the front page of the "C" section. It has directions to another article by Jay Bookman, of the editorial board, stating "we have accomplished absolutely nothing in Iraq." Gee, I didn't see that one coming???

In response to Barack Obama's recent speech: Mr. Obama, the "typical white person," as you stated, is not afraid or threatened by a black person on the street. The "typical" person of ANY color is threatened by worthless pieces of trash who act like thugs and gang members. I personally have never felt threatened by a nice dressed person of any color walking with me on the street. As always, if someone acts and looks like a worthless thug they will be treated as such, and by the way, this is not all racial as you and your church members like to make it. There are worthless people in America of every race. Keep talking Barack...it is going to be hard for you to become President when you keep alienating "whitey."

03-20-2008
This is the Hillary Clinton vs Barack Obama debate that everyone missed. One of the funniest debates ever. CLICK

OK pervs...the new videos are up on the Hot Women and Hot Men pages...have fun!

Marrianne Williamson had the perfect line on the Daily Cafe tv show. "I am not going to vote with my vagina." This is in regards to the crazy wackos out there who keep giving women grief for stating they are not voting for Hillary Clinton. Blacks have been getting grief for stating they were not voting for Barack Obama. Well, I have to ask you: what the Hell does a black woman do? They can't win either way. CLICK

Here goes the law of unintended consequences getting ignored by politicians again. There is an herb (salvia) out there that you can buy LEGALLY, which is supposed to make you fly, or see dead people, make you come out of your body, or any number of exciting things. Well, the great politicians have found out that people like this stuff, so what do they do? They are going to try to make it illegal. What happens when you make something illegal that people want? That is right, you create a black market for said item. The price of this herb will go up ten-fold overnight. People will start becoming dealers for this herb. People will lie, cheat, and steal to get it. Police will try to enforce this idiocy. People will get killed, cops will get killed, and we will have the politicians to blame, who will create another dumbass law to try to remedy the disaster that they themselves created. I assume the only reason this herb has not become more popular is the fact that experts say it tastes like ass. Hey, from what I have seen, if it would get you high, a teenager would smoke a dog turd.

03-18-2008
I know when you went to college to become a scientist or doctor, your main thought would be of all the inventions you could create. Well, someone actually spent a lot of time coming up with a fake butthole. No, I am not kidding, a fake butthole. CLICK Maybe it will help those people taking the Alli weight loss pill from shitting their pants with "oily leakage" as stated on the warning label. Don't ask me why or how I found this, or worse, how do you tell your friends, "Hey guys, I invented a fake butt sphincter."???

03-17-2008
Prognostication time: With David Paterson's ascension to the governor's office of New York, there is an inevitable chance that the following two things will occur: 1) Some idiot will ask, "Is David Paterson black enough?" 2) Someone will call him an "Uncle Tom" when he does something that they do not like. Let's see how long it takes. If you Google "is david paterson black enough" there are no results, YET!

Barack Obama's reverend Jeremiah Wright is getting hammered for being a conspiracy nutcase. You have to watch the video on Hannity and Colmes discussing the video with Neal Boortz. The "rev." states the government created HIV to perpetrate a genocide against colored people and that the government knew about the bombing of Pearl Harbor before it happened, blah, blah, blah. The Black Church: The most segregated, bigoted, and racially divided place on Earth. CLICK
And by the way: Sorry, Barack. You are a lying ass if you expect us to believe that you did not know what your own preacher was about the whole time you were going to church there. You can sell that lie somewhere else because I ain't buyin it!!! You sleep with pigs and you'll get dirty. Instead of teaching the black congregation to better themselves by being better than white, bigoted, racists, he teaches them to always blame "whitey" for everything that is wrong in their lives. LIFE LESSON ONE for all black people: Associate with people that are BETTER than you and you will succeed...if you hang out with losers, you will become one. This goes for whites, Latinos, and everyone else. If you associate with people who are better than you, you will become better by default. We all know an intelligent person, who hangs out with idiots, who starts to sound like the idiots they hang out with. Who do you want rubbing off on you? A stupid redneck? An ignorant gang member speaking Ebonics? A successful businessman? A leader in the community? THIS IS EVERY INDIVIDUAL'S CHOICE. You associate with who and what you want to be or you can keep blaming "whitey;" it has always worked before.

I keep hearing about sex drugs, etc. being found in America's water supplies. Shhhhh. DO NOT tell the makers of Ritalin about this or they will have another way of doping people, as they already got most of the children, then turned to adults, and now may be able to convince the government to let them get EVERYBODY hooked on mind-altering drugs. I really think every government school teacher is promoting drugs for the students. Maybe they are receiving kickbacks for referring the children to get hooked on Ritalin? CLICK

Typical government school zero tolerance nonsense proves "no good deed goes unpunished." CLICK

03-12-2008
WOW. 1 in 4 whores, I mean teen girls, have a sexually transmitted disease? What could possibly be causing such craziness? It could NOT be the oral sex circle-jerk parties they are having because Bill Clinton has our young girls thinking oral and anal sex is NOT SEX. One girl honking on six boys??? Does anyone have parents anymore??? Are children not taught that any orifice on their body touching the orifice or appendage on another person's body can cause disease. Someone has to tell every girl out there that if they "honk on Bobo" or let "things" enter an exit only area something bad is going to happen, or just get sore. Either way, they should know AHEAD of time, before they let it happen. I would rather have a bunch of lesbian teen girls running around with strap-ons than to have a bunch of horny-as-Hell boys running around sticking their peckers in any warm spot they can find, spreading diseases faster than the plague. I have an idea. Someone start a big vibrator give-away program like they did with the "needle giveaways" to combat needle sharing diseases. Hell, I will do my part. If someone starts a teen vibrator give-away program, I will call Xandria.com to order 10 vibrators to help the cause. We'll name it "Beat Diseases with Dildos." What'cha think? It will be the new "right of passage." The first period a girl has, she will receive pads, tampons, a vibrator, and some KY Jelly. This will ruin the lives of teen boys, but damn it, they are half of the problem. Good luck with your whores, I mean, teen girls! CLICK

I love government schools! Deerfield, Illinois has a gay pornographic book as "required" reading.

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GOOD NEWS: The stock market just had the greatest one day percentage gain in about 5 years. Iraq has a budget surplus in their country due to oil sales (not including the rebuilding costs that we are paying for). I bet you do not hear about it in your newspaper. If you do it will be on page A18. These two news stories just do not fit into the "doom and gloom" mentality that the media regurgitates on us daily. And by the way, this same media also will not tell you that New York governor Eliot (I spent $80,000 on whores) Spitzer is a Democrat either.

I have found the perfect pictures to describe life on a computer. CLICK

03-11-2008
It appears as if Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, has gotten caught thinking with his "little head." He seems to have gotten a very expensive "friend" to rub one out for him. OK, that's sugarcoating it; he was hanging out with an expensive whore. In case you did not know, prostitutes travel and congregate for ALL political conventions. When the politicians come to town, so do the prostitutes. I cannot imagine why they do this??? Maybe they want the politician's autograph??? Many politicians cheat on their spouses; however, some of them are better at not getting caught. If every cheating politician was caught our Congress could not be in session because so many of them would be missing. This has been going on since man had the first erection. How long until someone cries about this sting operation, calling it "domestic wiretapping?" Just remember, you do not pay a prostitute for sex...YOU PAY THEM TO LEAVE when you are done! CLICK

03-10-2008
Here is a "real" movie about global warming if you have time to watch it online. It explains the truth about why people keep pushing man-made global warming. An Inconvenient Truth? Al Gore? Watch and decide what you think is the truth. As usual, you have to get ALL of the facts and make your own decisions. CLICK

03-09-2008
Democracy: A dying social (not government) concept, where the majority rules and decisions are made on what is best for the most people when EVERYONE cannot be accommodated. NOT AT HARVARD! I love it when the appeasement crowd controls our colleges. A small group (I believe it was 6) Muslim women asked for "women only" hours at the gym and what did the administration do? They bent over backwards to place the "wants" of these few over the rest of the school. I assume this was in the name of religion. I assume the issue is that these women would not feel oppressed enough if a man could actually see their necks. Could a group of 6 homosexuals coerce the school into a "men only" time at the gym? NO. Could 6 black people get the administration to allow "black only" hours at the gym? NO. "white only?" NO. What about nudists? Do they get "nude only" hours? NO. I thought everyone was fighting for equal rights in America, not just the rights of a few. Equal rights means the gym is open from x time to x time; if you want to use the gym, have at it. Whether you are white, black, Latino, Muslim, male, or female, you can use the gym when it is open. That is EQUAL rights. I guess this is the reason they call it "higher learning" because these school administrators in America have to be high on something to think the way they do. CLICK.

03-06-2008
John Coleman, founder of The Weather Channel, says we should sue those selling carbon credits, including Al Gore, so that we can get to the truth and put an end to the lies being sold about global warming. Oh, sorry. Wordsmiths figured that "global warming" did not sell well, it is global "climate change" now. CLICK

For the New York Times to stop the liberal spin and report something honestly...IT MUST BE TRUE. The unintended consequences of the ethanol hysteria is explained well. CLICK

03-05-2008
Well, here is the election news. Hillary and Obama are still at it, fighting over who is blacker, who is whiter, who likes the poor people more, and who can create the most socialist welfare programs to buy votes. If we can keep McCain alive long enough, he seems to be the Republican candidate. It is like watching paint dry.

I have been speaking with a government school teacher lately about the nightmares she goes through at her school. She has told me that the free lunch program was being given out to so many of the students that the school decided to give free lunches to ALL of the students in the school. What makes this worse is the story she told me about attempting to give the students an economics lesson. She decided to teach the students about creating a personal budget based on an income of $30,000. She went through the list of necessities that people have to buy; such as, gas, water, electricity, phone, etc. and then the poo hit the fan. She had FOOD included as an expense in her budget. Well, she told me about 75 percent of them looked at her as if she had a penis growing from her forehead. These students actually believe that you do not have to buy food, that food is given to you by the government through food stamps. These are teenagers. They must have some wonderful parents teaching them all of life's lessons at an early age. Someone help us!

This site should be called "too much information." Great picture collections and other reports. You have nothing better to do. CLICK

You think we have a problem with Islamic radicals in America? Watch this video if you have a few minutes. This video shows what appeasement will do for a country. CLICK

Do you think you paid less taxes under Clinton or Bush? CLICK

03-02-2008
It's not just for rednecks anymore! You have young children or grandchildren? If you want to see the biggest smile on their faces, grinning from ear to ear, where do you take them? Do you take them to the opera? NO. Do you take them to a musical? NO. Do you take them to see a violin concerto? NO. A play? NO. Well, where would you take the unappreciative little bastards to give them some "culture?" You take them to see a 1500 horsepower, 10,000 pound piece of raw power crush a bunch of cars and rattle their ears and make them feel the noise vibrating in their bodies. CLICK (the video sound cannot do this justice and if you go, make sure you take ear plugs)

Is it just me, or is it hard to figure out what our current candidates actually believe? With them pandering to all of the different groups, kissing their hineys, I do not know what they TRULY believe in.

John Stossel describes how guns save lives and why crooks have guns and use them where they know no one else will have them. CLICK

A "Freakonomics" blog test has a winner for a 6 word motto for the United States: Our Worst Critics Prefer to Stay. WELL SAID!

02-29-2008
Thank you, William F. Buckley Jr. Some quotes:
-I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.
-Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
-Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.
-Liberals, it has been said, are generous with other people's money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security.
-I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
-I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.

Hugo Chavez is reported to be trying to keep Venezuelans from using English terms in his country. They have bumper stickers that say: "Say it in Spanish and say it with pride." Don't our crybabies in America call this nativism or being a nationalist? Oh, that's right, being a nativist or nationalist only applies to Americans.

Is there anyone out there that can tell me why in the Hell the government of the United States is involved with the Roger Clemens, baseball mess? This is not a government problem, it is between Roger (I couldn't stick my own ass with steroids- I had to get someone else to do it) Clemens, the Major Leagues, and/or the courts. The government needs to stay out of this. This reminds me of Bill Clinton having a certain girl "rub one out" for him and the world came to a standstill. That was between him and his wife. John McCain is being accused of getting some "strange" on the side also. This, also, is none of our damn business. Hillary's only problem is: I don't think she could give it away. Have you seen her cankles?

02-27-2008
People keep asking me why Hillary Clinton is having such a hard time with the "golden child" in the elections. It is very simple. She keeps acting like a pandering "lot lizard." She is prostituting her beliefs to whoever her audience is and changing colors at will. While the majority of Americans are ignorant, they are not STUPID. There is a difference. People see through this, and to be quite honest, it is insulting to those she is imitating. Her "don't feel no ways tired" nonsensical version of a black reverend's speech to a black audience was downright demeaning in my opinion. She tries to speak with a Southern accent while speaking to Southerners. She tries to get another accent while speaking to Yankees. Black people get the same thing. I have not heard her speaking to Latinos; as it seems, Ted (hic) Kennedy has a monopoly on drunken Spanish singing, but I bet it would be the same thing. I would hate to see her speak to a crowd in India. I could just imagine a screeching, shrill woman speaking like Apu (of Kwik-E-Mart fame) from the Simpson's show. I think she transforms and takes the ethnicity of her audience because she herself does not know who the Hell she is either.

02-26-2008
I posted a new article today...Your Rights or Results: You Choose. You cannot have it both ways!

02-24-2008
I would love to say this is sad, but the truth is, this guy just beat us to it. The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, suggested that the accommodation of Muslim family law is "unavoidable" in England. Like I said, he only beat the appeasement specialists of America to the punch. I guess multiple wives, wife abuse, and brutality are just a Democrat term away. America is great for many things, especially being different from other countries that have failed or are failing in their policies. As time goes by though, people in America and in England keep pushing and pushing for "changes" trying to be like other appeasement countries, knowing that they have failed and/or are failing now. They say history repeats itself. I guess politicians are just too damn stupid or ignorant to understand this as they keep trying. I assume English speaking politicians all over the World all believe they can take failed policies that have failed before and make them work.

David Brooks, of the New York Times has been given credit for calling the Obama phenomenon as "Obamanon." Obama has been preaching "hope," "change," or "hope and change," and has not said anything else. People at his rallies have been caught applauding him for blowing his nose. I want someone to tell me one thing he has said. I believe he is just like Hillary Clinton on this issue: they both have plans that America cannot afford.

I keep reading articles asking for America to open trade with Cuba to help their people. I agree. We need a few more sweatshops closer than China anyway. This is what is going to happen if we start trading openly with them if they continue the failed political policies they have had in the past. If they get their government straightened out, I say open the gates and let the exchanges begin. I am sure Rush Limbaugh needs some cheap Cuban cigars. Just remember as I have said before...we cannot give them cash as foreign aid...only American produced goods and services.

WATER CRISIS EVERYWHERE: Water cannot be created or destroyed...it just goes somewhere else. Everyone suffering through a drought in America has had their share of idiotic politicians making idiotic laws whenever there is a water shortage. You cannot water your lawn, you cannot wash your car, you cannot wash your ass. More laws, no common sense. One of the easiest water savers, that would save billions of gallons of water, is to make every single person and business who has a sprinkler system add a $10 rain sensor to their systems, that would not let the sprinklers come on whenever there has been rain that week. I cannot tell you how many times I have seen sprinkler systems running while it is raining outside. I have seen sprinklers going off during ice storms, making for one Hell of a mess on the streets. Wise up, idiots. Stop micromanaging everything and use a little common sense, if you can find any.

02-22-2008
Damn it, John Stossel. You got it right, again. The "economic stimulus" package is explained perfectly in his article (explaining the money flow of the package): "It's like taking a bucket of water from the deep end of a pool and dumping it into the shallow end." CLICK

Just when you thought the presidential race was hot enough, it seems the Green Party has been slugging it out in the background with four people knocking heads for their party. Well, it seems there will be another. It appears as if Ralph Nader will join the fray to swap rhetoric with Cynthia McKinney and the others for the Green Party nomination for the race. I wish them the best of luck. I just wish they remember that "change" and "hope" are the pointless words of this race. They should elect a woman or a black man to run to offer something different. Hey, Cynthia McKinney is black and a woman...a double threat. CLICK

Here is a heart-warming story of an illegal alien driving a bus and killing school children. Though she had no drivers license...it is OK, she had a "Minnesota identification card." CLICK

"Don't Underreact to Radical Islam." UNDER-REACT: that is something you do not hear often. I always thought "inaction" and "appeasement" were the favorite words when dealing with Islamic fanatics, who want Sharia law all over the World. CLICK

WOW, it seems that if you are a global warming nut, you need to live in San Francisco. While the NOAA comes out with reports that all of the supposed ice disappearances from Antarctica have returned to normal, check out what these global-warming-caused, made-up jobs pay in San Francisco. CLICK Oh, and if you want real information about global warming and the Antarctic ice, it is here. CLICK

I have found the answer to all of our future problems. SEND YOUR KIDS TO AUSTRALIA. It seems that in Australia it is perfectly legal for teachers to slap their students in the face to discipline them. CLICK

02-20-2008
Can someone please get the message to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama that there is a job opening in Cuba that more agrees with their political philosophies.

I agree with the contributor of this video... that this is one of the best commercials of late...CLICK

02-19-2008
Americans, who hate America, have been called out: CLICK This lady gives a great "STFU" to the haters.

Oh, Hell! This article is insensitive. Gary Hubbell, of The Aspen Times, explains who will control the election..."the angry white man." CLICK

Great Obama video...CLICK

From one of our best contributors: We must applaud the intelligence communities around to world. They are connecting the dots and working together to bring down those who would blow up women, children and peacemakers. Whoever killed (Hezbollah or Hizbollah leader) Imad Mughniyeh, did so with quietly and hit the mark precisely.
This is what pisses me off about our Congress.
There are such successes with regards to cooperation between other countries in the fight against terror, and all they do is poo poo the threat and call GWB the problem. They continue to call him a war monger and the biggest problem in the world. When will they get it? Why didn't 9-11 wake them up from their old, 20th century thinking of how the world works? They fight against every tool we try to put in place to keep us safe. They pick and choose the parts of the 9-11 commission they want to use to discredit the present Administration and seem to ignore the threats that existed for over 20 years.
The President, any President, can't do everything himself. He doesn't have that Superman costume hanging in the closet. Congress makes such a big deal out of the dots not being connected before 9-11, yet they don't seem to care about connecting dots, finding the bad guys and moving forward to keep our country secure today. They don't give the impression they really care when they go home and leave the terrorist surveillance program still unable to come to the floor for a vote when they HAVE the votes to pass it through. The problem is the Democrats are not letting it come up FOR that VOTE!! Not very constructive stand to take.
Maybe they should congratulate our allies and our own intelligence community for once, pass a non binding resolution of solidarity with those who combat terror around the world. Wouldn't that be nice?

Ok everyone: let's give a big hand to everyone who loves Barack Marx Obama for his new socialist "global tax" bill for foreign aid. I assume that this money going to the United Nations and distributed to corrupt leaders of other foreign 3rd world countries will be wasted and abused, basically used to enrich the lives of said corrupt leaders, while leaving the citizens of those countries left to suffer. How do you like being forced to give up .7% of the GDP of the United States as "forced charity?" I say America should stop all cash forms of foreign aid as it is usually abused, wasted, or just renamed so that it has the UN on it and nothing is said of it coming from the most generous country in the World. Stop giving cash. If a country needs food, load up the ships with food and send it to them with a big ass stamp of the U.S.A. all over it. Whether it be medicine, food, clothing, cars, farm equipment, or anything else...we should make it and ship it directly to those in need. Think of all the jobs that would be created if we had a "Foreign Aid" agency controlling all of these gifts to other countries. Thanks Obama...here are the two stories. CLICK 1 CLICK 2

recession - definition of recession - A period of general economic decline; specifically, a decline in GDP for two or more consecutive quarters. Quarters: to the ignorant out there are 3 month periods, meaning a recession is basically 6 months of decline. Well, I have to inform everyone out there in a panic...We have not had ONE month of decline yet... STOP THE NONSENSE. It is only a media driven panic trying to get more listeners/readers.

02-12-2008
The book is finally out. I got mine. After you buy my book, you need to buy: The Fairtax: The Truth: Answering the Critics by: Neal Boortz and John Linder. Arm yourself with information on the Fairtax so that you can tell those that discredit it that they are "full of it." If you educate yourself about it, you will soon see that everyone that tries to discredit the Fairtax usually does not understand it. If you say to them "read the book," you will soon be included in the "cult" that they say we are all involved in. Fairtax.org will explain it also.

Everyone keeps talking about Bill Clinton being considered for Vice President if Hillary Clinton gets the nomination. This is not only nonsense, but it is a pointless thought. If Hillary gets into the White House, shortly after she is sworn in as Commander in Chief, Bill would be sworn in as "1st WHORE." He could do as much damage with that title as he could with any other.

Nuclear Iran? More truth coming out all the time: CLICK

02-09-2008
Politicians are great! This wonderful "economic stimulus package" they are "giving" us turns out to be an advance on next years tax refunds. As a great prognosticator, I am now predicting that come next spring the poo will hit the fan and people will be crying about their refunds being less than anticipated. The government will have to bail everyone out again. We will hear all the nonsense about people not being able to make their mortgage and rent payments because their refunds were less. We will hear about "the children" not being able to eat because of the reduced refunds. It is ALWAYS the fault of someone else. This is my prediction...let's see what happens.

02-07-2008
Mitt Romney has quit the race. This gives us a choice between two faulty conservatives, who are screwed up in different ways, and two socialists, who are basically the same damn person, just a different color and gender. How do you choose? I say: Let's hear it for Cynthia McKinney...Green Party all the way!

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Leave it up to the Berkeley, California City Council to show us what it is really like to be an anti-American, anti-military, pathetic bunch of idiots trying to destroy our country from within. CLICK

02-05-2008
New funny pictures CLICK

02-02-2008
Look at a map of the United States. Now, if you live in a direct line between the Great Lakes and the Gulf of Mexico, you are a broke ass. According to the National Bankruptcy Research Center, 9 of the top 10 states of bankruptcy filers complete a solid line between the Lakes and the Gulf. Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Kentucky. What do these states have in common? Could someone throw us a bone?

Exxon Mobil has posted record profits again. Time for the anti-American, anti-capitalist crybabies to come out of every crevice, whining about greed, the rich, the poor, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah. Profit margin of Exxon Mobil = 7.6 % Lower than other industries. CLICK

Zimbabwe's inflation rate is listed at 24,470 %. I admit that their inflation is worse than the Jimmy Carter days, but DAMN, that's bad.

01-25-2008
Czarina Clinton stated in the New York Times that she wants the government to take a more active roll in the economy and the market. WHAT!!! I know she is studying the teachings of a man named Marx, trying her best to get welfare (socialism) for everyone, but come on Hillary...what the Hell makes you think the government can do anything well, other than overspend and waste money.

Rush Limbaugh was speaking with a caller about having Screaming Eagle wine that costs about $1600 a bottle. Holy Crap, Rush! For me to pay $1600 for a bottle of wine it had better include 16 prostitutes with every bottle purchased.

Senate Banking Committee Chairman Christopher Dodd wants the government to buy "very distressed" mortgages. I was unaware that the government of the United States was in the mortgage business. CLICK

Let's all give a great hand to our wonderful politicians for giving us this great economic "stimulus package," that will give people, who did not pay the taxes in the first place, $300-$1800 in a so-called "rebate." I do not think giving money to people who do not know how to spend money properly will help at all. The government should have just gotten all of the money together and gave away lottery tickets, iPods, and beer vouchers, as both would accomplish the same damn thing.

01-24-2008
Remember: When life dumps a heaping pile of "moo-nure" on you, you have to take care of your balls first. CLICK.

Put this website on your "to do" list and sign up for the weekly column...you will not be disappointed. The

01-22-2008
I cannot believe that actor Heath Ledger is dead. Everyone in the media thought Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Britney Spears would be the next actor/actress to die from self-abuse. We have to wait for details.

ONLY MY WIFE... After snowing only once in the last few years, my wife had to come across one of life's major decisions. While walking across a cow pasture during the snow, she started to fall...well this major decision occurred to her; either fall normally and land in cow poo or awkwardly put her arm out to keep from landing in poo. Well, needless to say, my wife chose the cleaner of the two choices and is now hurt. Only my wife would be faced with a decision of falling in cow poo or getting hurt. Hopefully, you will not have to make a choice between poo or pain!

Nancy Pelosi was asked in Parade Magazine about how Congress had performed in their first year. She basically stated that they raised fuel economy mandates for car manufacturers and that they basically sucked on EVERYTHING else because of George Bush and the Republicans. I suck at my job too. Can I blame George Bush too?

01-16-2008
The Associated Press reports that America had more children born in 2006 than in the prior 45 years. I do not know what happened in mid to late 2005 and early 2006 to cause the great panty drop, but I do know what the couples WERE doing. Maybe you know what caused Humpfest 2005-2006? Can you say "condoms anyone?"

Best bumper sticker of late: "I am only driving this fast because I really have to poop."

Once again, I would like to thank the media for starting a recession panic. Every newspaper in the country is starting to report on the supposed recession we are going into. As I have said before, if the media did not start this panic, there would not be one. Hang onto your jobs people, it is just a matter of time. Get your resumé ready!

The Bill Lawmakers Didn't Have Time to Read (and why you must!)

How Poor Are America's Poor? Examining the "Plague" of Poverty in America

Wanted: A "Suck It Up" Candidate By Michelle Malkin

01-13-2008
Cynthia McKinney for President? Let us all just go out and slap a security guard or policeman and see if we can get away with it. Cynthia McKinney is running for President and if she gets enough people to vote for her the Presidency will be assured for the Republican side, as she will take votes away from the Democrats. If you do not know who she is, she can be seen on my Funny Stuff page, separated at birth from Buckwheat.

I bet Iraqis had their burkas in a bunch last week when people actually saw snow in Baghdad for the first time in their lives. CLICK I guess the global warming hysteria makes sense now, especially with the 383 parts per 1,000,000 (million) of carbon dioxide that is in our air. Yeah, you read it right, .0383 percent of our air is carbon dioxide, and you thought we were on the verge of dying from "all of that" carbon dioxide.

Can someone please tell me why every candidate running for President has to have something wrong with them? When one candidate starts to look good, we find out he is against personal freedom. When another starts looking good, we find out he will not defend our country. I guess he believes in "an eye for an eye", but I have to tell you one thing...I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE AN EYE before something is done, you spineless coward. When another starts looking good, we find out he is buying into this man-made global warming, stating he is going to start "green" programs, which is going to cost the average American citizen every time they turn their heads. Did you know that fertilizer companies are making record profits now because they are able to charge farmers more, because farmers are making more money growing corn now that the ethanol craze is on? Who pays the farmers and the fertilizer companies? WE DO...in the prices that we pay.

The Heritage Foundation is giving away a free pocket version of The Constitution of the United States and The Declaration of Independence. CLICK

01-09-2008
The St. Charles, Missouri politicians are actually considering a bill to ban swearing in bars, no table dancing, no drinking contests, and no profane music. Can we all give them a collective GO F*CK YOURSELVES? This "nanny state" mentality being absorbed by our politicians is getting absurd. We need to find a loophole to start getting these politicians thrown out during their terms in office instead of having to wait until the next election. CLICK

Can anyone out there please tell me why the most popular stance out there among politicians is "change"? Sometimes change is good, sometimes it is not. Changing your boxer shorts every day is a good thing because they are dirty. Changing your boxer shorts to put on silk panties, for a man, is NOT a good thing. As with all politicians, change usually means changing from one wrong program to a worse program, but at least they "changed" something. Just because you have worked for "change" does not mean you did ANYTHING.

Crybaby Clinton pulled one off in New Hampshire. Since she has a massive disdain for the military and the general public, I know her cankles must be swollen from getting beat by a "black" man in the prior poll. Let's see what happens next.

Meredith Emerson, a Georgia hiker, was found after being murdered and decapitated. Her accused murderer, Gary Michael Hilton, will be playing the court system game, just like courthouse murderer Brian Nichols, and will probably never have to face the executioner for his cruel and unusual punishment of his victim. Just one more reason for other twisted perverts to go out and sexually torture and kill others, because they know that, if caught, nothing will happen. Our court system just keeps getting better and better.

01-08-2008
Am I the only person in America that has no problem with a voter ID law, as in NO ID = NO VOTE. The Supreme Court is actually going to have to waste their time with this pathetic argument. People are actually using the argument that showing ID disenfranchises the poor and minorities. Complete nonsense. This is a cure for voter fraud and it does not matter which side it helps or hurts. It will even the playing field so that no one can cheat. Some people stated they could not afford an ID, even though the government would give it to them. Some people stated they did not have transportation to get the ID. All arguments are complete BS, because I can guarantee you one thing...they all have to show ID to cash their Social Security and/or welfare checks. Get your damn ID or stay home...you probably are a party line voter cancelling out a well-informed vote anyway.

The Supreme Court will also be hearing arguments on whether lethal injection is inhumane and cruel. I could understand this argument if the method of death was cutting off someone's genitals and stuffing it down their throats until they choke to death as has been done in other countries. What is the deterrent to crime if criminals know they will peacefully go to happy land with no pain? I personally believe the best method would be to give the criminal a loaded gun in an enclosed room and pump 24 hours a day of the worst American Idol try-outs into the room until the criminal does the inevitable.

Andrew Olmstead, US Army Major, wrote his death blog before he was killed. Read it here. CLICK

The writers strike is quickly showing how pathetic some unions can be. Either strike or do not strike. I do not understand this nonsense of some writers being allowed to work and others not. David Letterman can have writers, but Jay Leno cannot. The bottom line: the writers agreed to do X amount of work for X pay. If you wanted to work for royalties, you should have agreed to that beforehand. What a bunch of idiots!!!

Hillary Clinton. Not only are you an anti-American/anti-capitalist, stating you want to "take those profits" from the oil companies, but you are a crybaby. Yeah, I know you are only human, just like I know why a dog licks his balls (because he can). I can understand the loss of the soldiers, as stated above, a loss of a loved one, or your husband cheating on you, but weeping because the election is not going your way. DAMN! I would just love to have you leading our country when the poo really hit the fan...boo frickin hoo! CLICK HERE if you want to see this pathetic display.

01-04-2008
Crap! Vacation's over. Gotta act like I give a damn again... Anyway. To those of you that give a fat rat's ass, Iowa has began the ridiculous game of the caucus, trying to decide who America is going to vote for President. As far as the Socialist candidates go: the smartest person in the world- Hillary Clinton has been slapped in the face as Barack Obama won, while John Edwards came in third as he brushed his hair 100 strokes. While there are no "Reagan conservatives" on the Republican side, Mike Huckabee, the preacher preaching the Fairtax wins, leaving Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson looking dumbfounded. Does all of this mean anything? Not really. Mike Huckabee stated he ran his campaign as the government should be ran...he did not spend money he did not have and he did not borrow into the future. While the Socialist Democrats have their problems, the Republican candidates have their problems also... you will just have to pick which lesser evil you wish to vote for.

To help cure the ignorance out there about the FairTax...the new book by Neal Boortz and John Linder is now available for pre-order...it is kicking in at #16 at Amazon.com CLICK. Do not believe anything you hear about the FairTax until you have learned for yourself as people love to discredit the plan, when they themselves, have no idea what they are talking about...because they know the public is ignorant and will believe anything in print.

12-23-2007
Guess what? Americans may soon not have to bend over backwards catering to the illegal immigrant population. Illegal immigrants and other newly transplanted Spanish speaking peoples will soon be able to get lessons in "survival English" that may help them more easily integrate into American society. For those people willing to learn English, a company called Azteca America is going to introduce a Spanish-English television program. They have said it will be free and will be in at least 50 cities across America. Assimilation may just be around the corner. I am glad someone out there has decided to pull their head out of their rectum with a little common sense and good judgement. Merry Christmas and Feliz Navidad, Gringos! CLICK

12-17-2007
This is a link to show you how our wonderful politicians work. They produce a bill with over 3500 pages and introduce it within 24 hours of voting on it. I do not know about you, but politicians cannot wipe their butts within a 24 hour span, much less actually read and understand 3500 pages of earmarks, wastes, and pork being shoved down the American taxpayer's throats (or up their backsides, depending on how politically correct you want to be). CLICK

C H R I S T M A S is next week, but don't tell anyone...someone could get offended.

This is for all of the anal people out there or a special gift for those of you that know someone that constantly checks their text messages. Enter this ringtone in a text message and it will start blaring as soon as the text message recipient opens the message. My wife opened hers in the middle of a Christian school. Send this in a text message when your friend or relative is in church. Push play when it opens. CLICK

12-15-2007
I want let all parents know that when your little teenage slut comes home knocked up you do not have to blame them. You do not have to blame yourselves. You do not have to blame the destruction of our moral systems. YOU CAN BLAME GEORGE BUSH. Cynthia Tucker, editorial page editor of the Atlanta Journal Constitution, says Bush policies likely to blame for more teen births. I was beginning to think the liberal crybabies were running out of things to blame Bush for. Things such as hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, global warming, and all diseases have been blamed on Bush in one way or another. Cynthia Tucker's editorials should ease the minds of every pathetic parent and careless teenager out there. CLICK

12-12-2007
And you thought America had a monopoly on idiotic college professors. Professor Barry Walters (University of Western Australia & King Edward Memorial Hospital in Perth) wrote in the Medical Journal of Australia that they need a baby tax on families of $5000 at birth and $800 a year thereafter to offset carbon to help with greenhouse gas emissions. This guy must be sleeping with Al Gore, or at least invest in the same "green" stocks. CLICK

12-06-2007
I will have to give credit to Alan Colmes (Hannity & Colmes) for going after Tamika Mallory of the National Action Network for talking out of her backside and singling out Don Imus, stating they were going to "monitor" talk radio. Who the hell made the National Action Network and Al Sharpton the leaders of morality anyway? I would rather wear a Don King wig than let Al Sharpton decide what is fair for talk radio.

Rudy Giuliani has proven that he is either a politician who makes decisions based on what his staff tells him or that he likes to discuss things he is yet to understand. Giuliani states that the FairTax proposal would make people lose their home mortgage income tax deductions. Duh! The FairTax would eliminate all income taxes; therefore, what the hell would a home mortgage income tax deduction do? How do you get a deduction from something that you do not pay? Come on Rudy! You were doing so well.

Here is a great concept. Police across the nation are locking up "deadbeat dads" for failing to pay child support. Maybe I am stupid, but they are not paying now; how is keeping them from working and earning an income going to resolve this problem? I think it is time for the police that sit behind desks making poor decisions to start thinking thoroughly before asking the police men and women that actually do most of the leg work to do idiotic tasks such as this.

America is showing how great our school systems are again. New test results on the PISA tests show we are 24th in math and 14th in science out of 43 countries. Me feal moor smarder evory dae.

Americans Only Pay For Gas at the Pump. I was speaking with my wife the other day when the most profound statement of the year came out of her mouth. We were discussing a friend who likes to travel from one town to another in an effort to save a few dollars by going to different stores. I asked my wife if our friend knows she is wasting six dollars of gas to save five dollars at the stores, not to mention the time wasted driving. My wife said what I thought was the most idiotic thing I have ever heard her say, but in actuality explains the American mindset in a perfect way. My wife said our friend thinks gas only costs money while she is at the gas station. Well, I thought about this for a minute and my eyes lit up as the bolt of lightening hit me. She was right. With the vast majority of Americans being ignorant about all economic issues and how economics and the economy of America works, this explained it all. Our friend, like many Americans, does not see that there is a cost involved with every mile driven and that many things we do to save money actually costs us more money. I guess this falls under the category of the law of unintended consequences, where one decision made causes a worsening of another situation. Sounds like something the government teaches, doesn't it?

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11-22-2007

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

I hope all of you have a great Thanksgiving. I would like to thank all of my readers that purchased the autographed copy of my book from the website. Please do not read it and put it on a shelf...give it to someone else to read when you are finished as the message is more important than sales. Be thankful for the good things in your life and do not take for granted the small things.

11-21-2007
If you have not already done so, please be sure to see the Thanksgiving classic movie Planes, Trains, & Automobiles with Steve Martin and John Candy. This movie portrays holiday travel perfectly. Buy the DVD for future Thanksgivings.

Bravo to Spain's King Juan Carlos for telling that worthless piece of excrement Hugo Chavez to "por que no te callas" or "Why don't you shut up?" during a summit in Chile. Do you think Chavez will listen? I don't. YouTube has the clip. CLICK

And you thought Americans were lazy and worthless. Britain's government is paying "incapacity benefits" for people who are fat, suffer fatigue, suffer from dizziness, and get this...nail disorders and acne. Wow! I want government disability payments for my short...uh...nevermind.

Here is a thought for you. How can public schools have teachers that get tenure and cannot be fired and at the same time have "zero tolerance" where students get kicked out for the dumbest things, such as having a butter knife in their cars??? Oh, I know...it is because the government is in charge.

11-18-2007
The BS excuse of the year may have to go to the people in the Southeast. Pike Family Nurseries is filing bankruptcy. Some people are claiming it is because of the drought. I call BS on this. This is a $100 million company. If one season of drought causes a $100 million company to fail then something else was wrong. Do not sell me this crap about the drought, I ain't buyin it! Companies all over America have to go through the same problems without collapsing. Someone needs to figure out what Pike Nursery is doing wrong. Oh, wait, I already have...they are overcharging for their products compared to their competitors. In business, you either have to provide better prices, better service, better products, or a combination of all of them. From my visits, Pike is doing none of them well. Find out how to fix it and get on with it, do not blame a drought for bad business decisions. I wish them well.

WOW, the death penalty deters crime! Who'da thunk it? Reports show the murder rate drops by 74 murders for each execution publicized the year before. CLICK. This goes along with my belief that police should be able to beat the hell out of or taser anyone who leads them on a high speed chase when the chase is over, whether the evader is resisting or not. Breaking the law needs to get consequences again.

11-07-2007
Welcome to our school. Please leave common sense at the door before entering. Once again, stupidity is running rampant in the schools, and as usual...it is not the students. PDA, which means public display of affection to our great, fearless, union backed, can't be fired, idiot leaders at schools are punishing people for hugging. Who needs common sense when you cannot be fired for being completely incompetent? CLICK

People are complaining that Santa Claus is too fat and needs to slim down. Please help me tell anyone complaining about the size of Santa Claus that they need to go to Hell or at least get a life of their own because they have no right trying to destroy everything that is great about Christmas. If Santa being fat bothers someone, they need to find a way to get a life and leave everyone else alone.

11-04-2007
It is that time again. It is time for my yearly winter depression due to our wonderful, senseless daylight savings time. Drive to work in the dark and come home in the dark. Who needs to see their property anyway? I cannot get anything done around the house. At least our wonderful leaders extended it this year. Enjoy this time of year. Maybe wanting to shoot myself will improve my writing. Probably not.

11-02-2007
Thomas Sowell (shhhhh, he's black) gives his view on "driving while black" and "you pulled me over because I am black." CLICK Let's just say that black people are NOT supposed to say things like this.

10-29-2007
Like two whores fighting over the same john or two separate rapists who mistakenly chose the same victim (us), Hillary "rod'em" Clinton and Charlie "cancer kazoo" Rangel are going back and forth to see who can come up with the best plan to destroy our economy and our jobs. A trillion dollar raise in taxes??? It seems they want to raise taxes on who they call "the rich." Who are "the rich" people they are discussing?...YOUR BOSSES are the rich, you know, the small business owners who create jobs and stimulate the economy, the people who know what the hell they are doing with money. We're not talking Bill Gates here, just people making over $200k. Just a basic rule of economics for those that do not know: tax cuts=more money going to the government & raising taxes=less money to the government. It has been proven over and over, but the Democrats keep trying to do it. I guess they miss the massive unemployment, extremely high interest rates, and price controls of the 70's that were so great. You know, the time when they were talking about the ice age coming, not global warming.

I thought this was a cell phone company exclusive, but it appears that the satellite company Dish Network is doing it too. You send back their failed equipment and they charge you for it, claiming that there is water in the unit (like you spilled a drink in it). It happened to me and it can happen to you. I suggest you take pictures and mark the serial numbers on any equipment you send back to these companies to protect your wallet when they pull this nonsense on you.