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What is it about the law of unintended consequences can our politicians not understand? They just cannot grasp this concept. Politicians will not think ten minutes into the future to see what harm will be caused by their actions and their ridiculous laws.
Our genius politicians are about to push legislation to charge drivers by the mile in some states. What is the end result of this? Drivers will drive less, which means less tax revenue to the government due to less fuel taxes. More money due to the mileage charge, less due to the lost fuel tax revenue, and you end up with a net reduction of revenue at the end of the day. This is not a new concept. This has happened repeatedly in our past. As they say, those that cannot remember history are doomed to repeat it. Well, why do they keep doing the same things over and over, expecting a different result? I thought that was the definition of insanity. For the past several years, due to droughts and mismanagement of our water resources, we have many parts of America having water shortages. The politicians and water authorities threatened fines and punishment for the overuse of water. What was the end result? That's right. People used less water; therefore, the water and sewer charge revenues to the water companies and the taxes charged went DOWN. What did they do? That's right. They had to increase the per gallon charges for water. In many states in America, the genius politicians thought it would be a good idea to add a $1.00 per pack tax increase on cigarettes while the federal government, at the same time, is going to levy a $.62 per pack federal tax increase on cigarettes. Our politicians pushed these taxes under the guise that it would benefit their SCHIP program to help children get insurance and that fewer people would smoke; therefore, health problems from smoking would cost the government less money. Not only does this double punitive taxation on cigarettes unfairly hurt the lower income and middle classes, its whole premise is wrong. This is the most regressive tax ever invented in regards to punishing the poor and the middle class. The two promises cannot stand up in a vacuum. There cannot be an increase in revenue and a reduction of smokers at the same time. As usual, the law of unintended consequences comes into play. Let's give the politicians the benefit of the doubt here and let's say this plan works as in their fantasies. Several things could happen. Scenario 1: These lower and middle income people will continue to smoke their normal amounts, suffering the financial burden, while moving money from other portions of their budgets to compensate for this massively regressive tax. Hopefully, they will not have to take the money out of their food budget. In this scenario, everything is fine and dandy. The government rips off the poor and the politicians have more money to spend wastefully on things other than originally intended. Scenario 2: As with every time in history, people will give you less of a behavior they are being punished for. Smokers will stop smoking altogether or reduce their consumption. Fewer children will start smoking. Supposedly, health costs to the government will go down. Sounds great, doesn't it? NOPE! This situation will reduce taxes to the politicians and will cause numerous other unintended consequences for our future, because politicians are going to get their money from somewhere. Cigarette companies will lose revenues, which will in turn, reduce further the amount going to the politicians. Reduced revenues at the cigarette companies means employees start getting laid off in massive amounts. Growers start filing bankruptcy. Fertilizer manufacturers suffer and start laying people off. Farm equipment manufacturers suffer and start laying people off. Farm equipment sales dealers close down. Wholesalers start laying people off. Truck drivers, who deliver the cigarettes, start getting laid off. The mechanics, who work on the tractor-trailers and farm equipment, start getting laid off. Companies that make the filters start closing or laying people off. Companies that make the paper for the cigarettes and packaging start laying people off. Convenience stores, who sell massive amounts of cigarettes, start laying people off. Liquor stores start to suffer. I could go on and on, but I feel you understand how massive the unintended consequences actually reach. Scenario 3: This scenario will happen to some extent no matter what happens. The citizens, who are completely overwhelmed with this backdoor attempt at prohibition, start searching for illegal ways to get cigarettes to avoid the severe taxation. This scenario gives rise to the black market, where people start smuggling cigarettes into the country and have young children selling them on street corners. Imagine our jails filling up with people who sold cigarettes illegally. This scenario did not play out well with alcohol prohibition and does not work on our so-called war on drugs in this country. Needless to say, this would be a great disaster. This concept has been proven hundreds of times throughout history. You REDUCE taxes and revenue to the government goes UP. You INCREASE taxes and revenue to the government goes DOWN. It is the opposite of what the average person would believe due to the fact that you have to take into consideration the human factor. If all factors stayed the same with spending, sales volume, and costs, increased taxes would cause income to the government to go up. Here lies the problem. By nature, humans will always give you less of what they are punished for and more of what you reward them for. As they say, you can shave a sheep hundreds of times, but you can only skin it once. The sheep, of course, is the taxpayer. Politicians cannot, for some reason, grasp this concept. If they keep raising taxes on everything we do, from driving, using water, smoking cigarettes, and a thousand other things, they will only keep losing revenue and then have to start searching for somewhere else to overtax us. You have to remember, as they search for more avenues to tax us to death, businesses and entities do not pay taxes, they only pass the burden onto us, the taxpayer. The problem is, we taxpayers are always the ones who will have to foot the bill while these politicians are running rampant with blank checks. Punitive taxation (especially without representation) should be illegal and the lawmakers, who put such taxation in place, should have to stand trial to answer as to why they do this to the American citizens. All I can say is this; our politicians are going to keep taxing average Americans to death until the citizens actually start resorting to violence. This may be the only way to get through to the spend-thrifts in Congress. Tea Party, anyone?  from www.bearbrooks.com
03-24-2009  Are you tired of our government shafting us over and over...join the Tea Parties coming soon to your area. The TeaParty now has a new anthem by Lloyd Marcus (his website) from the Stop Obama Tour...Listen here CLICK... For the TeaParty on TaxDay, April, 15th, CLICK For the TeaParty on July 4th, CLICK  02-08-2009
Everyone needs to hear this girl sing. Her name is Katie Lawhorne. She is the daughter of a friend. This girl is only 13 years old and has released her first CD. See what you think. CLICKHere are some YouTube videos of her. 12-24-2008 M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S  to all of my wonderful readers. I will be adding more writings soon. Please tell your friends about my blog and let them know they can read my book for free on my book link. AMF. BB 1-05-2008  Never underestimate the power of ignorant fools in great numbers. DO NOT BLAME ME! You voted for the socialist...10-02-2008  Here is some religion information for you in chart form. If you wanted to know. CLICK I am sorry, but this is terrible. Clinton and Biden seem to have a Hell of a time when flying in the Middle East. CLICK Here is the Citizens Against Government Wastes PIG BOOK. Shocking. CLICK09-29-2008 Welcome to a new blogger, who is battling ignorance (at her peril) on a daily basis with me. NYCNative. She has supported my book and website for a long time. Please show her some love. She has been a supporter of BearBrooks.com for a long time. I am sorry, to all of you ignorant asses out there, but Sarah Palin has more experience than the other 3 people running in the Presidential election. Obama has NONE, Biden has NONE, and McCain has NONE. Whether Alaska is small or not is not the point. She has experience with running something related to America. Being pissed off in America is not experience. The only person in this election with experience with American politics is Palin. She has more experience than many Presidents in our past. Give her a break, assholes. She could not be any worse than the idiots of the past. Keep fighting for ignorance if you want, but I think she deserves a pass on experience on this. The greatest thing is she has fought pork spending and McCain has said he will VETO pork spending and hopefully he will fulfill his promise to VETO ALL PORK SPENDING. This is enough for me to vote for him and her. Nancy Pelosi proves why Congress has an approval rating of 17 percent. They are trying to get a "bi-partisan" bill through Congress, but first, she has to slap the Republicans in the face with this video. This is why Americans hate politicians. I have not read the bill yet to determine whether it is a pork-ladened mess or not so I cannot say if it should have been passed or not. We will soon see. 09-26-2008
Easy day! Tell me if this is not the best song ever recorded. Do not think of your dead relatives or loved ones or you will cry like a baby. CLICK09-23-2008 Here is a link for some common sense political coverage: DirtyElection.com Signs that you are not qualified to vote: 1) You believe raising corporate taxes is a good thing. If you are too damn ignorant to know that corporations do not pay taxes you should not be voting. All taxes paid by corporations are paid by the purchasers of their goods and services. This means you and me, STUPID! 2) You think a "windfall profits tax" is a good thing. See question 1. FoxNews and other outlets have guests on their shows talking about how intelligent the American voters are. Obviously, the majority of voters are ignorant fools. By the number of Obama supporters, this is true. How else could you explain people agreeing to raise taxes on corporations and small businesses, which is basically going to raise the prices of all goods and services that poor bastards like me have to purchase on a daily basis. Sure, I love paying more money for everything...Don't you? 3) You think raising cigarette taxes a dollar a pack is a good thing. The greatest percentage of smokers are poor. Taxing poor people to enrich politicians is just wrong. 4)You think partial birth abortion is OK. Everyone is either ignorant about this or just have their eyes closed. Obama did not vote to make this illegal, but I will explain it to you so that you will understand it. A partial birth abortion is where the doctors, up until the pregnant woman's due date, will turn a baby breech and take it out legs first, leaving the head inside the mother. The doctor will then cut a hole in the back of the neck of the baby and suck the baby's brains out. I do not have a problem with abortion when done in the first 12 weeks, but this is murder and if you believe it is OK to do this then you are just FUCKED UP!!! (Sorry, there is no better way of saying it) Fraud in the carbon offset market??? NO WAY! You mean the complete fraud, which is global warming, is corrupting people. I just cannot believe it. Talk about a day late and a dollar short. I am just pissed that I did not get in on this scam and did not purchase some of Al Gore's stock before the naive masses started to think the sky is falling. CLICK Can someone please explain to Obama and the users of "weapons of mass ignorance" out there that we are not in a recession. STOP LYING to get votes. I wrote about this in my book and repeatedly have to discuss it. THE MEDIA CAUSES RECESSIONS. The average ignorant American would never know anything about a recession if the media did not scare them into it. Mass hysteria is happening where I live as I write this BS. The media mentioned some BS about a gasoline shortage and now every asshole in Georgia is in a panic and filling up every car, lawnmower, and gas can they own. Well, guess what? Gas stations are running out of fuel everywhere. If everyone were acting normally and filling up only when needed there would not be any problems. Thank you to the wonderful sensationalist media out there. Sugardaddie.com Old farts looking for young women. Now that's funny. Lindsay Lohan has a problem with Sarah Palin. WOW! I may have to rethink my political positions if Mrs. Lohan does not approve. Someone please give her a nice big cup of STFU for me. I do not think it matters though. I do not think Mrs. Lohan could stay sober enough to find the voting booth anyway. CLICK David Duchovny is addicted to sex??? So what! ME TOO!!! CLICK Best show on the air: Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld To all of you single masturbators out there. NO WORRIES. You can now get the "Talk to Me" pin. WTF CLICK Now here is some good news. Compressed Natural Gas vehicles could be the thing of the future if people would get their crap together and implement this. Gas connectors hooked to the house to fill up your car with CNG. This has been the roadblock to getting these cars on the road...nowhere to fill them up. If the government or car makers would make it affordable to hook the car up to the house gas lines to fill up the car we could get this moving quite quickly. I LIKE IT! I am sure the government will screw it up though, as they always do. People will be trying to sell CNG to their neighbors, who do not have natural gas, and some regulation will prohibit it. Otherwise, this is a great idea. 09-09-2008
 I must be doing something right. I was banned from Facebook for being a "fake" person. I still think I crossed paths with a whining liberal and then received a bullshit excuse as to why they banned me. I consider myself a success now. The United Nations thinks Obama would be a better pick for president. Now there is a surprise! CLICK People are saying they are going to boycott Oprah because she will not let Sarah Palin on her show. Who cares! Oprah likes keeping her audience "STUCK ON STUPID" and "HOOKED ON FEELINGS." An ignorant audience only helps her causes. I love how we have begged the OPEC countries to increase their oil production while we will not increase ours in America. Atlanta's ex-corrupt-mayor Bill Campbell lied about alcoholism to try to get out of jail early. Who would have thought? CLICK Japan is battling obesity. They are measuring waists over there. Men who have a waist over 33.5 inches and women who have a waist over 35.4 inches will get a bare-assed spanking. No really, they will get fined. CLICK Can someone please put some damn port-a-potties out for the farm workers out there? Shitting and urinating on our produce has got to have bad results. After the government destroyed the tomato farmers this year with a big OOPS about salmonella, they then turned on jalapenos. This is one case where the government needs to bail out farmers...because they caused the whole scare that destroyed over 75% of the farmers profits where I live. CLICK Fun fact: Where is the largest population of Japanese outside of Japan? ding,ding,ding, times up...BRAZIL. CLICK I will join the global warming wackos on this one. This summer, someone came up with the brilliant observation that humans contributed to the flooding in Iowa. NO SHIT! I still cannot grasp why humans keep trying to redirect and conquer nature. We redirect water, keep building houses back where they flooded before, and are rebuilding New Orleans the same way it was before. No real redesigns. No major changes. Hell, I think every state bordering the ocean needs a city built below sea level. Even my sixth grade education tells me you do not build something below water level and you definitely do not rebuild a house the same way it was destroyed previously like they do in the midwest. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN! Duh! CLICK OK, one more. I will answer the panic question of, why do our coasts keep washing away? WAVES, dumbasses. Again, nature is showing that it is more powerful than us narcissistic humans. The coasts have been changing forever. The only problem is, now, we keep doing idiotic things like building houses right on the edge of the ocean. Stop blaming global warming for human stupidity! I did not get to discuss this earlier, but what happened about Jesse Jackson saying he wanted to cut Barack Obama's nuts off? CLICK For some reason the story disappeared rather quickly. No, Barack Obama. Americans cannot speak several languages. And NO...we should not be embarrassed that we do not. I know enough Spanish to find the bathroom and get food and I do not want to go to France; therefore, why the Hell would I want to learn French. We just bail out every other broke-ass corrupt multi-lingual country out there when they need it. We are just ignorant, hardworking fools, clinging to our guns and religion. CLICK Atlanta must have the most ignorant voters in the country. GENDER NEUTRAL ROAD SIGNS??? What the Hell? Someone said it would only cost $100 per sign to make road signs such as "men working" gender neutral. BULLSHIT! The government cannot buy a roll of toilet paper for $100. They must know their voters are ignorant fools for them to make idiotic statements about their idiotic decisions. I guess the new signs will say "Humans ahead" or "someone breathing ahead." CLICK The website is open: www.bearbrooks.com Visit for the blog, the articles, the funny pages, or if you like, the pics of hot men and women...it is like going to the beach without getting sand in your crack!
John McCain's son is in the military. I cannot believe this has not been mentioned before (for political gain). CLICK You have nothing better to do. See this John Stossel video on global warming. CLICK The Supreme Court has already decided that it is legal for voters to have to show ID to vote. What does the Georgia Democratic Party do? They file a lawsuit challenging the voter ID law in Georgia. Rule 11 Sanctions, PLEASE! CLICK I do not know what is worse in this situation, but both issues are insane. The Clayton County Georgia (yeah, the one about to lose their accreditation) school superintendent, who is new to the job, stopped diplomas from being given out because his name was not on them. He wanted them reprinted at a cost of $80,000 so that his name could be on them. EGO??? The more aggravating part of this issue is the $80,000 figure. THIS IS FOR 3000 DIPLOMAS. UHHH? Maybe my 6th grade education is slipping, but that is over $26 each. What the hell! Talk about government wastes. This is a sheet of paper. Who agreed to pay $26 each for a piece of paper? I know 1000 page books that cost less than that. One bad decision after another by the leaders of the Clayton County schools. CLICK I love this process. Your city is enacting water restrictions to save water. The citizens have to reduce water usage or be fined. Everyone puts up with the restrictions to save water. What do the water companies and county agencies do? Of course, they start raising prices per gallon to make up for the reduction in income.05-30-2008 Someone has finally said no to appeasement when dealing with those claiming they do not have to follow the rules due to their "faith." I say, damn good decision. These ladies can now go find work where the employer will let them work whenever they want, do whatever they want, wear whatever they want, and basically show the employer who is the REAL "boss" of their jobs. This is not over...I am sure some appeaser will get involved to kiss the Muslim women's backsides. CLICK Gas taxes in the U.S.= 11 percent. Gas taxes in the U.K. and France= 70 percent. DAMN! CLICK The Malaysian government states they will deal directly with bloggers. I DON'T THINK SO. Since governments are so far astray from common sense, I do not think they can answer questions brought up by people who are not out of touch with reality. For some reason, government employment causes a disabling of the human mind in the areas of common sense and reason. CLICK05-26-2008 It is Memorial Day. Is it the start of summer? NO. Is it time to open the pool? NO. Is it just another day off work to eat like little fat pigs? NO. What is it??? CLICK. I believe gerbils are NOT meant for this. CLICK Is your seven year old acting a little strange? Could your young child be trapped in a body of the wrong sex? Norman Spack, of Boston Children's Hospital, will help you change their sex for you. Starting as young as seven, he will give them drugs to screw up their bodies and prevent puberty. WOW. I guess some doctors just want to play God. CLICK I just love teachers unions and the Department of Education. I have a brilliant idea. Let's create a mandatory exam for students and then teach them things that are not on the test. When you have a majority of students failing exams the problem is NOT of the students. All over America students are failing yearly exams in major numbers. School systems have been throwing test results in the trash and starting over. "No child left behind" should be exchanged for "no child taught the required material." I will give you one and you can Google for more absurd stories. CLICK FREEDOM: Something Cubans do not know anything about. They are about to be allowed, for the first time, to get cell phones. The Cuban government did not trust the citizens to have them in the past. CLICK05-16-2008 Play these games when you are bored... play #87...left click and drag the ragdoll. CLICK It case you did not know. Al Gore's "green investment" company is called Generation Investment Management. Now you know why Al Gore is so concerned over the environment...the more he preaches the sky is falling...the more money his investments make. This is the same reason all climate change preachers do it...they all have something riding on it financially. Bob Barr running for President will be a disaster. The only way a third party candidate will ever accomplish anything is if they are so wildly popular (like a movie star) that everyone in America already knows and likes them. I love it when the Postal Service raises the price of a stamp one cent AND DOES NOT HAVE ANY DAMNED ONE CENT STAMPS. What the hell are they thinking? They knew how many stamps they usually sell and they should have had enough one cent stamps ready for this. I go from post office to post office and still NO STAMPS; however, they have plenty of two cent stamps. Turnabout is fair play. Thousands and thousands of pictures depicting George Bush as a chimp or a monkey and it is just humorous. A bar owner in Georgia is selling t-shirts with a Curious George looking monkey as "Obama in 08" and it is racism??? If you cannot complain when it is done to one person, you can STFU when it is done to another. I saw no outrage over the Bush chimps so I guess you have no right to complain about the Obama chimp either. CLICK Can someone please tell me why we keep sending money to countries that are run poorly? A poor country is just like a poor person... they will keep doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result. Give a poor person a million dollars and they will be broke in five years because they do not know how to use the money. Give a corrupt country a million dollars and it will be blown ineffectively because they do not know how to use money either. Since George Bush does not know how to use his veto pen to curb uncontrolled government spending, he needs to get out his executive order notebook and do something about this ridiculous gas situation we are now in. More oil is the only thing that will solve this problem. This is not just Bush's fault, but the fault of ALL administrations since the 70's. They keep putting the problem off, thinking the problem will fix itself. Bush needs to sign the executive orders to start drilling for oil in Alaska and anywhere else we can get it so that we can become more self-sufficient in the energy department. Environmentalists need to STFU and get out of the way of progress. As usual, this gas problem mainly hurts poor people more than others. They want to put windfall profits taxes on the oil companies which will affect poor people tremendously in higher prices. Punishing cigarette companies is hurting poor people. Ethanol production will start to cause beer prices to rise, which in turn, will hurt poor people. I tell you, if you start causing beer prices to rise we are going to see riots at the White House. Now is the time to act and an executive order is the only way it is going to get done; otherwise, politicians will debate this issue for another decade without solving a damn thing. Sometimes the wrong decision is better than sitting on your hands with you head up your anal orifice doing nothing. Study this for energy sources: Place big buoys offshore that ride the waves of the ocean up and down and are connected to generators on the sea floor. They cannot be seen from the shore, so Ted Kennedy could not complain and ships could simply go right over them because the buoys would just move out of the way. Find a complaint about this free source of never-ending energy. CLICK05-13-2008 A video submitted by one of my best readers. Liberals should not click on it. CLICK Another great submission...whatever you believe, take the global warming test for yourself. CLICK05-12-2008 If you want to slap someone around. CLICK You know you live in a corrupt country when your leaders would rather let people starve and die than accept free aid from others. CLICK05-06-2008 In 1991 Congress had 546 pork projects. In 2008 Congress had 11,737 pork projects. Am I the only person who sees a problem with this? This follows the thought of; "my politician is good, the others are bad." This is why we keep voting for these wasteful idiots. People keep voting for the people who will bring the most money and welfare to their district. These same ignorant voters are the ones who wonder why we have a budget deficit and such a large national debt. CLICK It appears that bikinis make girls dumber. And all this time I thought it was the color of their hair??? CLICK05-04-2008 Boy, lesbians just cannot get a break in this world. Natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos are suing a gay rights group to keep them from using the term "lesbians," as that is what islanders of Lesbos are called. Talk about crybabies! I wonder what island "assholes" are from as it is probably the same island. CLICK 31 of 53 underage girls at the Eldorado polygamist compound are or have been knocked up. I think someone has been "spanking" the girls in a non-corporal-punishment way. When I grew up, we had to grab a switch. These girls had to grab something else for their "spanking." Don't ya just love cults! CLICK05-01-2008 The ridiculous lawsuit of late. A fat tub of grease (who is accused of beating, stabbing, and burning a man) is suing because jail food made him go from 413 pounds to 308 pounds. I would like to commend the jailers. I do not want my tax money going to feed some overweight pig who eats more than three people. Feed him enough food to keep a 200 pound man alive and let him suffer. Maybe the jail can set up a weight loss program for fat rich people...it would have to be cheaper than eating all of that food. CLICK The most ignored or unheard of item in the law system: "Rule 11 Sanctions" for frivolous lawsuits. It is like the George Bush veto pen, it just does not get used very often. CLICK What has happened to America? Beer has lost out to bottled water on the most consumed beverage list. Come on people...DRINK UP!04-28-2008 This is one great PR stunt. The media is going crazy about Miley Cyrus' (Hannah Montana) pictures in Vanity Fair where she is quoted as being "topless," which is actually just a picture of her bare back with a sheet completely over the front of her body. Some have said it is ruining her innocent image. My God, people! Get a damn life! I have seen more skin at a Muslim women convention. You can see more skin at any pool or beach in the world. CLICK The "Homosexual Day of Silence." I just do not know what to say. You decide. CLICK Support the military video...view it if you care. CLICK I am soooo glad we have politicians who think they have the right to be the morality police over all of our lives. Rep. Paul Broun of Georgia wants our military, you know, the ones fighting and dying, who are giving idiot politicians like this the freedom to attempt to become everyone's "nanny." This genius is trying to make it illegal for military personnel to get Playboy magazine. Sure they can die fighting for America, but at least they do not get to look at nudity??? Another genius politician who is now a winner of my Jackass Award. CLICK I do not know when or where the complaints are going to come from first, but Bill Cosby, Judge Marvin Arrington (the judge who kicked whites from his courtroom), and actor Chris Tucker spoke with "at-risk" black youths at a high school in Atlanta last week. The speeches were about black responsibility. Black men. Speaking against black youth. Uh Oh! This just cannot be allowed. CLICK Rep. Dennis Kucinich was yapping about a "windfall profits tax" on the oil companies again last week. 100% tax??? Believe it or not...there are people who are ignorant enough to believe that this is a good idea. CLICK There was a shark attack that killed a man in San Diego. Well, it did not take long, but there are websites out there that have already started blaming George Bush and global warming for the shark killing this man. CLICK Mexico has a government run oil company, Pemex, that is running out of oil. President Felipe Calderon is reported as trying to fix this problem, but the Mexican Congress will not allow him to do anything. The problem is, the Mexican Constitution does not allow them to join with foreign or private companies to get the technology they need to get more oil. Some have said that Mexican pride is getting in the way of their advancement in the world and is going to cripple their country. 1/3 of the budget of Mexico is based on this oil company. CLICK04-24-2008  I am pleased to see that some countries "have a pair." Four countries blocked a ship full of Chinese weapons heading to Zimbabwe in protest of the wacko leader of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe. I cannot give you enough info on this nutjob to explain all of the horrible and inhumane things this man has done to his country. Google Zimbabwe and Robert Mugabe and you will think all of our leaders are sweet, innocent angels. CLICK If you are still breathing, you probably have heard about the YouTube video of the girl in Florida, Victoria Lindsay, getting beat up by the group of idiots who videoed it. The kids were trying to get their five minutes of fame by videoing this idiocy and putting it on YouTube. The prosecutors are trying to get their five minutes of fame by trying to charge the guilty kids as adults, with charges of kidnapping, false imprisonment, and battery. I have heard the kidnapping offense has a mandatory life sentence. Now, as if you did not see it coming, attorneys are trying to get more fame on this too. Someone has to get sued for this, they say. Here is the simple fact about the whole issue...IF STUPIDITY WAS A CRIME, WE WOULD ALL BE IN JAIL. These kids are just stupid, not ignorant, STUPID. Blame the parents if you want, but sometimes kids are just too dumb to be alive. They need to get probation for five plus years and they should all have to stand in a line and let Victoria Lindsay punch them in the nose while being videoed. That video should then be placed on YouTube...Hell, I would pay for that one. CLICK Here is the new panic of late. Sam's Club is limiting rice purchases to four bags per customer since rice prices are rising so fast. I do not understand what the Hell is going on here, but there is no shortage of rice. From what I have read, the U.S. Government has paid U.S. farmers more than $11 BILLION in subsidies since 1995 for rice production. Farmers can get paid to NOT grow any rice at all due to our corrupt politicians and failed policies that never get corrected. I know the nonsense of ethanol production is driving up the prices of all foods, but this fake crisis is one I just do not understand. I guess other countries are starting to grow corn, instead of rice, to sell to the U.S. and others for ethanol as well. CLICK04-21-2008 Congratulations goes to Thailand on this one. They have come up with the funniest damned sport I have ever seen. BLIND THAI BOXING or BLINDFOLDED THAI KICKBOXING. The fighters are kicking air's ass. They have no idea who they are hitting or where their opponents are. The referee keeps getting kicked in the head. Here is a start video, but Google it or search YouTube, as this is the funniest sport ever invented. CLICK04-17-2008 If you ever wanted to know what makes "hoggin" so popular after going to the bar, this video explains it. "Hoggin" means going after fat chicks after you have had a few too many drinks. Drinking makes 250 pound women look like Jessica Biel and makes bald, pot-bellied, hairy-backed men look like Brad Pitt. CLICK Wow! The poster child for Congressional term limits, Rep. John Murtha, stated that John McCain is too old to be President. I believe politicians need to figure out that death is not the best time to retire. Politicians have the best retirement plan in the world and none of them seem to retire. I guess this proves the argument that politicians are in it for the power. You cannot tell me that a normal person would rather be working in Congress during their retirement years than playing golf or picking up prostitutes like the prior New York governor. CLICK04-16-2008 I keep seeing the media write about the airline mergers, stating, what will mergers do for the consumer? I will tell you what a merger needs to do for the consumer...NOT A DAMN THING! The airlines need to stay in business using sound business practices, not relying on the government to help each time they fail. This means they have to make a profit. The airlines do two things well...they employ people and they move asses from point A to point B. Mergers of airlines will cause employees to lose jobs, but more people lose their jobs if the airline fails. People ask, will ticket prices will go down? They do not need to go down, they need to go up to cover the costs of higher fuel prices. Price wars are fine if the competing airlines are making a profit. If they are not making a profit and they are cutting ticket prices, something is severely economically wrong with that picture. Airlines cannot fly half-empty airplanes with $99 ticket prices when they are over-staffed and their staff is overpaid, it just does not add up. I love getting great prices, but I do not want the company to lose money by giving me a "deal." BUSTED! Obama's Pastor Jeremiah Wright's retirement house is a $1.6 million home with a $10 million line of credit, apparently paid for by Trinity United Church. WOW! I guess that is what being "in touch" with the rest of us broke asses out here is all about. I guess he should continue preaching that material things are bad as he has in the past. I love hypocrites. CLICK04-10-2008 New York construction union members charged with extortion? I Googled it. There are only 56,000 results for "new york construction union extortion." Extortion must be a popular hobby in New York??? CLICK Can the Democrats and "ObamaCare" fix our healthcare crisis in America? HELL NO! Will it make insurance more affordable? NO! Some estimates say that "ObamaCare" would cost $50 billion to $65 billion annually. I do not think so...the costs always go up exponentially...I say 2 to 4 times that estimate, at least. CLICK A Rasmussen Report shows that 48% of people agree that the best thing government can do for the economy is to stay the Hell out of it. At least 48% of us agree on that. I thought our economy was based on capitalism and free markets, NOT government regulation. CLICK The only thing Absolut Vodka could have done to be more idiotic in this ad would have been to throw in a few Native Americans, some Eskimos, some Hawaiians, and slaves and EVERYONE would be fighting. What the Hell were they thinking? Someone should have told them that us evil, snobby, land-stealing Americans are the idiots buying their overpriced product. Maybe Sweden should take their damn vodka and meatballs and shove'em. If I could afford that crap, I would stop buying it. I will keep drinking that vodka-like runoff that I drink...it is what is left after they bottle up the good stuff. CLICK In reference to the above nonsense: I am going to explain this so that any ignorant ass you forward this to will understand it. You are not a slave. You do not know any slaves. There are no slaves alive today. You did not own any of the land supposedly "stolen" from Mexico, and if you did, it would still be underdeveloped and controlled by a corrupt government, and Mexicans would still be coming to America (no matter how big America would be if the Mexican-American war never existed) to escape said corruption and mismanagement of a country. If Mexico was still the western half of the present United States, said land would all still be like the rest of Mexico today, except for the tourist spots the gringos go to on the Pacific Coast. I did not set the price for Alaska. I did not steal any land from Hawaiians. I have never stolen any land from Native Americans or Eskimos. I have never killed or hung anyone. I do not have nooses hanging around my home. America is not a great country because of the amount of land it has, it is a great country due to the beliefs and principles it was founded on, and until recently, still believed in. I am an American and I do not owe anybody a damn thing. You can live your entire life dwelling on things that you nor I had anything to do with if you want to, but leave me the Hell alone, as I have better things to do. Now have yourself a great big cup of STFU and find something to improve your life.04-08-2008 Just another case of a lawmaker losing his damn mind. State Representative Bobby Franklin, of Georgia, tried to put an anti-abortion amendment on a dog collar bill. You read that right. The bill started out as an anti-dogfighting bill, making it illegal to remove an electronic tracking collar from a dog. This genius lawmaker decides he has to attach an anti-abortion amendment SOMEWHERE, so he attaches it to this bill. The House Speaker, Glenn Richardson, ruled the amendment as out of order...more like Franklin was out of his damn mind. It is reported that Mr. Franklin tries this nonsense every year. The problem is, as usual, Mr. Franklin will get re-elected. Ignorant voters??? CLICK I have discovered the greatest site on the internet. CLICK Place a check mark in the "manic" box and have fun.04-07-2008 People keep stating that the world view of America will be better if Barack Obama is the President of the United States. This is complete nonsense! People will always hate America due to our freedoms, our wealth, our diversity, and a thousand other reasons. Our President's color, religion, or sex will not determine how badly we are hated. Ignorant haters breed more ignorant haters. People teach their children from birth that Americans are evil.04-04-2008 Ted Turner was doing so well discussing solar power as being a great savior in our fight to lessen our dependency on oil and gas...NOW he had to smoke crack again and open his mouth BEFORE the high wore off. Damn it, Ted! I was proud of you for about a month. What happened? Ted Turner has stated global warming is going to cause cannibalism around 2040 because the planet is going to get 8 degrees hotter in 30-40 years because of drought and no corn. Ted, I am no math genius, but temperatures have risen 1 degree in 100 years, wouldn't that mean to raise another 8 degrees, we would have to wait 800 years before this would happen? And don't worry, Ted. No one would want to eat an old, starving white guy anyway. Mr. Turner has agreed to give the UN a billion dollars, but I bet his crazy-ass statements about global warming are going to make him $10 billion on the "green" investments he has already made. In 30 years, the "global warming" nonsense will have converted back to threats of the oncoming ice age, so if all of my readers start stocking up on heaters and blankets now, we can make a killing when the powerful people start preaching the ice age that will be coming. CLICK Politicians have agreed on spending $50 BILLION on fighting AIDS, HIV, malaria, and tuberculosis in Africa and other countries. $50 BILLION??? Why not $1 BILLION? Send one billion dollars worth of DDT, condoms, doctors masks, and penicillin over there and tell them how to use it. Out of $50 billion dollars, over half would be wasted/abused before it ever got to where it was going because of corrupt officials in American and corrupt officials in the other countries. I have previously stated we should not send any cash to any country, only products produced in America by American workers. Send my check for the money I saved the taxpayers to the address on my contact page. CLICK04-03-2008 To all of you who suffer from "wealth envy"... All you have to do is put things in perspective. Picture this in your head whenever you are envious about rich people. You are in an airport. You see Bill Gates or Warren Buffett standing in line. All of the sudden you see their face start to grimace as they "put the clamps on." All of the sudden you see them take off for the bathroom, clinching their buttcheeks together (the clamps that keep you from crapping your pants), "prairie dogging" their way to the bathroom before they soil their pants. You have been there, they have been there, we all have been there. We all put our pants on the same way (hopefully not soiled). We all have the same embarrassing bodily functions. I hope this will make you understand that the super wealthy are just like the rest of us, only they create jobs that the rest of us poor saps need to earn a living. It seems everyone is getting bent out of shape over statements by Jay Leno telling Ryan Phillippe to give him his best "gayest look" since he found out Ryan's first job was on a soap opera as a gay teenager. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation wanted an apology. I am sorry, but some people need to lighten up! Gay humor, black humor, white humor, Chinese humor, and redneck humor will ALWAYS exist, no matter how much you cry and whine. It is about time for people to grow the Hell up and stop acting like a bunch of crybabies. I did not hear a bunch of crying about all of the "gay humor" in the show Will and Grace, and that show was one of the best shows of the last decade. Whether you are gay, straight, white, black, Latino, or whatever...get a damn life and these kind of "insensitive" statements will not bother you, or you can spend your life consumed by sensitivity over whether someone "offended" your precious way of life. I am a recovering redneck (on the 12 step program) and I am proud of it, so let the redneck jokes fly at will. CLICK It appears Barack Obama has found the true statement about Hillary Clinton that will put the "nail in her coffin" in the presidential race. He has said that Hillary is OK with 'business as usual" in Washington. I think she may be screwed, as this is a true statement. China beach: nothing but "assholes and elbows!" CLICK04-01-2008 It has been said that China, looking forward to the Olympics, is going to prove to the World that they are a peace-loving country, no matter how many people they have to kill or jail to prove it. The political "wasting time and taxpayer money" award must be getting ready to be given away. Georgia state Senator Emanuel Jones wants every reference in Georgia law of "seat belts" to be changed to "life belts" and "air bags" to be changed to "life bags." I bet they have NOTHING better to do.03-27-2008 Yo, ya wanna f~(kin sammich? Quieres cheesesteak? Hables ingles! Speak English at Geno's Philly Cheesesteaks or you are not getting one. It is unusual, but political correctness lost out on this one. CLICK You think you have it bad in the job market. I think the "professionals" are suffering the most. This hilarious video explains it best. CLICK03-26-2008 I LOVE IT! Capitalism at work. Schools have banned candy from school and what do enterprising students do? They create a black market underground economy with their candy businesses. I have an idea. The schools should grow a pair and enforce their rules and this would not be a problem. Kudos to the kids for their capitalist efforts, but they should endure the government school rules while they have to. CLICK Someone is finally getting off their butts and making an effort to harness our free source of energy (the sun) instead of concentrating on very inconsistent sources. CLICK Walter Williams explains the economy of "big corn" and the ethanol hoax. Per the article: "Ethanol is 20 to 30 percent less efficient than gasoline, making it more expensive per highway mile. It takes 450 pounds of corn to produce the ethanol to fill one SUV tank. That's enough corn to feed one person for a year. Plus, it takes more than one gallon of fossil fuel -- oil and natural gas -- to produce one gallon of ethanol. After all, corn must be grown, fertilized, harvested and trucked to ethanol producers -- all of which are fuel-using activities. And, it takes 1,700 gallons of water to produce one gallon of ethanol." CLICK03-25-2008 Eliot Spitzer, ex-governor of New York, is starting to look good in comparison. The new governor, David Paterson, admitted he was a coke snorting, pot smoking adulterer. At least he is admitting it. I'm sure he is the only adultering cokehead in Congress??? CLICK BUSTED AGAIN: Someone needs to tell the Hillary Clinton camp the difference between the term "misspoke" and lying. When you know something first hand and you embellish and tell it falsely, it is a LIE. Previously, Hillary was quoted as stating that Chelsea was "in danger" during the 9/11 attacks...to later be found out that Chelsea was at home. Here is the news of late about Hillary's latest lie that we know about. This was brought up previously, but now the video is available. Hillary's account previously was that she experienced sniper fire after her plane performed a "corkscrew" landing, that they had to duck and run for cover. Well, the video shows her calmly "shaking hands and kissing babies." Here is the story and video. CLICK03-23-2008 HAPPY EASTER. Well, if you are allowed to say that where you are. I know the "appeasers" will not allow the Easter Bunny anymore; the "appeasers" call it the "Spring Bunny." I hope your newspaper at least mentions Easter as the Atlanta newspaper has nothing about Easter in it. I am not sure whose butt they are kissing by not mentioning Easter, but they are obviously puckered up. Oh, but wait, I do see something on the front page of the "C" section. It has directions to another article by Jay Bookman, of the editorial board, stating "we have accomplished absolutely nothing in Iraq." Gee, I didn't see that one coming??? In response to Barack Obama's recent speech: Mr. Obama, the "typical white person," as you stated, is not afraid or threatened by a black person on the street. The "typical" person of ANY color is threatened by worthless pieces of trash who act like thugs and gang members. I personally have never felt threatened by a nice dressed person of any color walking with me on the street. As always, if someone acts and looks like a worthless thug they will be treated as such, and by the way, this is not all racial as you and your church members like to make it. There are worthless people in America of every race. Keep talking Barack...it is going to be hard for you to become President when you keep alienating "whitey."03-20-2008 This is the Hillary Clinton vs Barack Obama debate that everyone missed. One of the funniest debates ever. CLICK OK pervs...the new videos are up on the Hot Women and Hot Men pages...have fun! Marrianne Williamson had the perfect line on the Daily Cafe tv show. "I am not going to vote with my vagina." This is in regards to the crazy wackos out there who keep giving women grief for stating they are not voting for Hillary Clinton. Blacks have been getting grief for stating they were not voting for Barack Obama. Well, I have to ask you: what the Hell does a black woman do? They can't win either way. CLICK Here goes the law of unintended consequences getting ignored by politicians again. There is an herb (salvia) out there that you can buy LEGALLY, which is supposed to make you fly, or see dead people, make you come out of your body, or any number of exciting things. Well, the great politicians have found out that people like this stuff, so what do they do? They are going to try to make it illegal. What happens when you make something illegal that people want? That is right, you create a black market for said item. The price of this herb will go up ten-fold overnight. People will start becoming dealers for this herb. People will lie, cheat, and steal to get it. Police will try to enforce this idiocy. People will get killed, cops will get killed, and we will have the politicians to blame, who will create another dumbass law to try to remedy the disaster that they themselves created. I assume the only reason this herb has not become more popular is the fact that experts say it tastes like ass. Hey, from what I have seen, if it would get you high, a teenager would smoke a dog turd.03-18-2008 I know when you went to college to become a scientist or doctor, your main thought would be of all the inventions you could create. Well, someone actually spent a lot of time coming up with a fake butthole. No, I am not kidding, a fake butthole. CLICK Maybe it will help those people taking the Alli weight loss pill from shitting their pants with "oily leakage" as stated on the warning label. Don't ask me why or how I found this, or worse, how do you tell your friends, "Hey guys, I invented a fake butt sphincter."???03-17-2008 Prognostication time: With David Paterson's ascension to the governor's office of New York, there is an inevitable chance that the following two things will occur: 1) Some idiot will ask, "Is David Paterson black enough?" 2) Someone will call him an "Uncle Tom" when he does something that they do not like. Let's see how long it takes. If you Google "is david paterson black enough" there are no results, YET! Barack Obama's reverend Jeremiah Wright is getting hammered for being a conspiracy nutcase. You have to watch the video on Hannity and Colmes discussing the video with Neal Boortz. The "rev." states the government created HIV to perpetrate a genocide against colored people and that the government knew about the bombing of Pearl Harbor before it happened, blah, blah, blah. The Black Church: The most segregated, bigoted, and racially divided place on Earth. CLICKAnd by the way: Sorry, Barack. You are a lying ass if you expect us to believe that you did not know what your own preacher was about the whole time you were going to church there. You can sell that lie somewhere else because I ain't buyin it!!! You sleep with pigs and you'll get dirty. Instead of teaching the black congregation to better themselves by being better than white, bigoted, racists, he teaches them to always blame "whitey" for everything that is wrong in their lives. LIFE LESSON ONE for all black people: Associate with people that are BETTER than you and you will succeed...if you hang out with losers, you will become one. This goes for whites, Latinos, and everyone else. If you associate with people who are better than you, you will become better by default. We all know an intelligent person, who hangs out with idiots, who starts to sound like the idiots they hang out with. Who do you want rubbing off on you? A stupid redneck? An ignorant gang member speaking Ebonics? A successful businessman? A leader in the community? THIS IS EVERY INDIVIDUAL'S CHOICE. You associate with who and what you want to be or you can keep blaming "whitey;" it has always worked before. I keep hearing about sex drugs, etc. being found in America's water supplies. Shhhhh. DO NOT tell the makers of Ritalin about this or they will have another way of doping people, as they already got most of the children, then turned to adults, and now may be able to convince the government to let them get EVERYBODY hooked on mind-altering drugs. I really think every government school teacher is promoting drugs for the students. Maybe they are receiving kickbacks for referring the children to get hooked on Ritalin? CLICK Typical government school zero tolerance nonsense proves "no good deed goes unpunished." CLICK03-13-2008 I recently StumbledUpon these: Enjoy! ? The World According to Americans: This is what your children will know about World Geography when they go to government schools. CLICK ? Oh No! I cannot believe these proposed books for children never made it. CLICK ? Most Americans have no idea about how capitalism works and why it is great. Maybe using cows will make it understandable. CLICK ? OK. Here is the deal. You find out someone has been "spanking" your spouse or significant other. Do you get mad? NO... You discuss it with them using CraigsList. CLICK ? Do you understand how different political systems work? Capitalism, Socialism, etc.. These are great explanations using damn cows again. CLICK ? Take a look at this and you will really understand how your mind works. It is also the reason most students cannot write a complete paragraph to save their lives. CLICK 03-12-2008 WOW. 1 in 4 whores, I mean teen girls, have a sexually transmitted disease? What could possibly be causing such craziness? It could NOT be the oral sex circle-jerk parties they are having because Bill Clinton has our young girls thinking oral and anal sex is NOT SEX. One girl honking on six boys??? Does anyone have parents anymore??? Are children not taught that any orifice on their body touching the orifice or appendage on another person's body can cause disease. Someone has to tell every girl out there that if they "honk on Bobo" or let "things" enter an exit only area something bad is going to happen, or just get sore. Either way, they should know AHEAD of time, before they let it happen. I would rather have a bunch of lesbian teen girls running around with strap-ons than to have a bunch of horny-as-Hell boys running around sticking their peckers in any warm spot they can find, spreading diseases faster than the plague. I have an idea. Someone start a big vibrator give-away program like they did with the "needle giveaways" to combat needle sharing diseases. Hell, I will do my part. If someone starts a teen vibrator give-away program, I will call Xandria.com to order 10 vibrators to help the cause. We'll name it "Beat Diseases with Dildos." What'cha think? It will be the new "right of passage." The first period a girl has, she will receive pads, tampons, a vibrator, and some KY Jelly. This will ruin the lives of teen boys, but damn it, they are half of the problem. Good luck with your whores, I mean, teen girls! CLICK I love government schools! Deerfield, Illinois has a gay pornographic book as "required" reading. ?Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes? is quoted in the article. The article states, "For example, in one scene a man asks another to (f-bomb deleted) him and ?make him bleed." He also asks him to violently (f-bomb deleted) him and ?make it hurt."" Uh, this is "required" reading for 14 year olds??? I have no problem with homosexuality, but young children should not have to be forced into reading about two men having rough sex and it hurting; they can read about that later. CLICK If you have not joined StumbleUpon, You MUST. Pick your interests and click on the Stumble button on the toolbar and it will bring up new websites ONLY on the interests you have chosen. It certainly narrows down wasted time sifting through the garbage. CLICK and sign up. You will not be disappointed. I am Bear Brooks and I approve this message. GOOD NEWS: The stock market just had the greatest one day percentage gain in about 5 years. Iraq has a budget surplus in their country due to oil sales (not including the rebuilding costs that we are paying for). I bet you do not hear about it in your newspaper. If you do it will be on page A18. These two news stories just do not fit into the "doom and gloom" mentality that the media regurgitates on us daily. And by the way, this same media also will not tell you that New York governor Eliot (I spent $80,000 on whores) Spitzer is a Democrat either. I have found the perfect pictures to describe life on a computer. CLICK03-11-2008 It appears as if Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, has gotten caught thinking with his "little head." He seems to have gotten a very expensive "friend" to rub one out for him. OK, that's sugarcoating it; he was hanging out with an expensive whore. In case you did not know, prostitutes travel and congregate for ALL political conventions. When the politicians come to town, so do the prostitutes. I cannot imagine why they do this??? Maybe they want the politician's autograph??? Many politicians cheat on their spouses; however, some of them are better at not getting caught. If every cheating politician was caught our Congress could not be in session because so many of them would be missing. This has been going on since man had the first erection. How long until someone cries about this sting operation, calling it "domestic wiretapping?" Just remember, you do not pay a prostitute for sex...YOU PAY THEM TO LEAVE when you are done! CLICK03-10-2008 Here is a "real" movie about global warming if you have time to watch it online. It explains the truth about why people keep pushing man-made global warming. An Inconvenient Truth? Al Gore? Watch and decide what you think is the truth. As usual, you have to get ALL of the facts and make your own decisions. CLICK If you get a "blocked" message just type "swindle" in their search box to locate it. I think we are blowing their server, making them move it.03-09-2008 Democracy: A dying social (not government) concept, where the majority rules and decisions are made on what is best for the most people when EVERYONE cannot be accommodated. NOT AT HARVARD! I love it when the appeasement crowd controls our colleges. A small group (I believe it was 6) Muslim women asked for "women only" hours at the gym and what did the administration do? They bent over backwards to place the "wants" of these few over the rest of the school. I assume this was in the name of religion. I assume the issue is that these women would not feel oppressed enough if a man could actually see their necks. Could a group of 6 homosexuals coerce the school into a "men only" time at the gym? NO. Could 6 black people get the administration to allow "black only" hours at the gym? NO. "white only?" NO. What about nudists? Do they get "nude only" hours? NO. I thought everyone was fighting for equal rights in America, not just the rights of a few. Equal rights means the gym is open from x time to x time; if you want to use the gym, have at it. Whether you are white, black, Latino, Muslim, male, or female, you can use the gym when it is open. That is EQUAL rights. I guess this is the reason they call it "higher learning" because these school administrators in America have to be high on something to think the way they do. CLICK.03-06-2008 John Coleman, founder of The Weather Channel, says we should sue those selling carbon credits, including Al Gore, so that we can get to the truth and put an end to the lies being sold about global warming. Oh, sorry. Wordsmiths figured that "global warming" did not sell well, it is global "climate change" now. CLICK For the New York Times to stop the liberal spin and report something honestly...IT MUST BE TRUE. The unintended consequences of the ethanol hysteria is explained well. CLICK After thousands of political cartoons portray George Bush as a chimp, a caller to the Rush Limbaugh show states their daughter said Obama looks like Curious George and all Hell breaks loose. Everything is racial isn't it. George Bush can be drawn to look like a monkey's ass, but if anyone even attempts to poke fun at Obama it is racial. I guess Obama has a get out of satire card too. Some people are just too damn stupid to be alive. Here: monkey, honky, noose, redneck, whitey, cracker, white-bread, Democrat Senator Robert Byrd (of KKK fame), blah, blah, blah. If I missed anyone, go to my funnies page for the link to all of the ethnic slurs so everyone can be offended equally. Humans are all racists, whites, blacks, and everyone else. GROW UP and act like adults.03-05-2008  Well, here is the election news. Hillary and Obama are still at it, fighting over who is blacker, who is whiter, who likes the poor people more, and who can create the most socialist welfare programs to buy votes. If we can keep McCain alive long enough, he seems to be the Republican candidate. It is like watching paint dry. I have been speaking with a government school teacher lately about the nightmares she goes through at her school. She has told me that the free lunch program was being given out to so many of the students that the school decided to give free lunches to ALL of the students in the school. What makes this worse is the story she told me about attempting to give the students an economics lesson. She decided to teach the students about creating a personal budget based on an income of $30,000. She went through the list of necessities that people have to buy; such as, gas, water, electricity, phone, etc. and then the poo hit the fan. She had FOOD included as an expense in her budget. Well, she told me about 75 percent of them looked at her as if she had a penis growing from her forehead. These students actually believe that you do not have to buy food, that food is given to you by the government through food stamps. These are teenagers. They must have some wonderful parents teaching them all of life's lessons at an early age. Someone help us! This site should be called "too much information." Great picture collections and other reports. You have nothing better to do. CLICK You think we have a problem with Islamic radicals in America? Watch this video if you have a few minutes. This video shows what appeasement will do for a country. CLICK Do you think you paid less taxes under Clinton or Bush? CLICK03-02-2008 It's not just for rednecks anymore! You have young children or grandchildren? If you want to see the biggest smile on their faces, grinning from ear to ear, where do you take them? Do you take them to the opera? NO. Do you take them to a musical? NO. Do you take them to see a violin concerto? NO. A play? NO. Well, where would you take the unappreciative little bastards to give them some "culture?" You take them to see a 1500 horsepower, 10,000 pound piece of raw power crush a bunch of cars and rattle their ears and make them feel the noise vibrating in their bodies. CLICK (the video sound cannot do this justice and if you go, make sure you take ear plugs) Obama: America's first Gay President? Now, that's funny. Of all the article titles I have thought of writing, I did not think of this one. CLICK Is it just me, or is it hard to figure out what our current candidates actually believe? With them pandering to all of the different groups, kissing their hineys, I do not know what they TRULY believe in. John Stossel describes how guns save lives and why crooks have guns and use them where they know no one else will have them. CLICK A "Freakonomics" blog test has a winner for a 6 word motto for the United States: Our Worst Critics Prefer to Stay. WELL SAID!02-29-2008 Thank you, William F. Buckley Jr. Some quotes:-I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon. -Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. -Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views. -Liberals, it has been said, are generous with other people's money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security. -I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. -I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. Hugo Chavez is reported to be trying to keep Venezuelans from using English terms in his country. They have bumper stickers that say: "Say it in Spanish and say it with pride." Don't our crybabies in America call this nativism or being a nationalist? Oh, that's right, being a nativist or nationalist only applies to Americans. Is there anyone out there that can tell me why in the Hell the government of the United States is involved with the Roger Clemens, baseball mess? This is not a government problem, it is between Roger (I couldn't stick my own ass with steroids- I had to get someone else to do it) Clemens, the Major Leagues, and/or the courts. The government needs to stay out of this. This reminds me of Bill Clinton having a certain girl "rub one out" for him and the world came to a standstill. That was between him and his wife. John McCain is being accused of getting some "strange" on the side also. This, also, is none of our damn business. Hillary's only problem is: I don't think she could give it away. Have you seen her cankles?02-27-2008 People keep asking me why Hillary Clinton is having such a hard time with the "golden child" in the elections. It is very simple. She keeps acting like a pandering "lot lizard." She is prostituting her beliefs to whoever her audience is and changing colors at will. While the majority of Americans are ignorant, they are not STUPID. There is a difference. People see through this, and to be quite honest, it is insulting to those she is imitating. Her "don't feel no ways tired" nonsensical version of a black reverend's speech to a black audience was downright demeaning in my opinion. She tries to speak with a Southern accent while speaking to Southerners. She tries to get another accent while speaking to Yankees. Black people get the same thing. I have not heard her speaking to Latinos; as it seems, Ted (hic) Kennedy has a monopoly on drunken Spanish singing, but I bet it would be the same thing. I would hate to see her speak to a crowd in India. I could just imagine a screeching, shrill woman speaking like Apu (of Kwik-E-Mart fame) from the Simpson's show. I think she transforms and takes the ethnicity of her audience because she herself does not know who the Hell she is either.02-26-2008 I posted a new article today...Your Rights or Results: You Choose. No offense to John McCain, but damn!...someone has to get that man some botox shot into his eyelids. I only noticed this because Bill O'Reilly had his body language expert on his show describing McCain's body language during the press conference about his supposedly getting a slice of pie on the side. This man blinks more than anyone on the planet.02-24-2008 I would love to say this is sad, but the truth is, this guy just beat us to it. The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, suggested that the accommodation of Muslim family law is "unavoidable" in England. Like I said, he only beat the appeasement specialists of America to the punch. I guess multiple wives, wife abuse, and brutality are just a Democrat term away. America is great for many things, especially being different from other countries that have failed or are failing in their policies. As time goes by though, people in America and in England keep pushing and pushing for "changes" trying to be like other appeasement countries, knowing that they have failed and/or are failing now. They say history repeats itself. I guess politicians are just too damn stupid or ignorant to understand this as they keep trying. I assume English speaking politicians all over the World all believe they can take failed policies that have failed before and make them work. David Brooks, of the New York Times has been given credit for calling the Obama phenomenon as "Obamanon." Obama has been preaching "hope," "change," or "hope and change," and has not said anything else. People at his rallies have been caught applauding him for blowing his nose. I want someone to tell me one thing he has said. I believe he is just like Hillary Clinton on this issue: they both have plans that America cannot afford. I keep reading articles asking for America to open trade with Cuba to help their people. I agree. We need a few more sweatshops closer than China anyway. This is what is going to happen if we start trading openly with them if they continue the failed political policies they have had in the past. If they get their government straightened out, I say open the gates and let the exchanges begin. I am sure Rush Limbaugh needs some cheap Cuban cigars. Just remember as I have said before...we cannot give them cash as foreign aid...only American produced goods and services. WATER CRISIS EVERYWHERE: Water cannot be created or destroyed...it just goes somewhere else. Everyone suffering through a drought in America has had their share of idiotic politicians making idiotic laws whenever there is a water shortage. You cannot water your lawn, you cannot wash your car, you cannot wash your ass. More laws, no common sense. One of the easiest water savers, that would save billions of gallons of water, is to make every single person and business who has a sprinkler system add a $10 rain sensor to their systems, that would not let the sprinklers come on whenever there has been rain that week. I cannot tell you how many times I have seen sprinkler systems running while it is raining outside. I have seen sprinklers going off during ice storms, making for one Hell of a mess on the streets. Wise up, idiots. Stop micromanaging everything and use a little common sense, if you can find any.02-22-2008 Damn it, John Stossel. You got it right, again. The "economic stimulus" package is explained perfectly in his article (explaining the money flow of the package): "It's like taking a bucket of water from the deep end of a pool and dumping it into the shallow end." CLICK Just when you thought the presidential race was hot enough, it seems the Green Party has been slugging it out in the background with four people knocking heads for their party. Well, it seems there will be another. It appears as if Ralph Nader will join the fray to swap rhetoric with Cynthia McKinney and the others for the Green Party nomination for the race. I wish them the best of luck. I just wish they remember that "change" and "hope" are the pointless words of this race. They should elect a woman or a black man to run to offer something different. Hey, Cynthia McKinney is black and a woman...a double threat. CLICK Here is a heart-warming story of an illegal alien driving a bus and killing school children. Though she had no drivers license...it is OK, she had a "Minnesota identification card." CLICK "Don't Underreact to Radical Islam." UNDER-REACT: that is something you do not hear often. I always thought "inaction" and "appeasement" were the favorite words when dealing with Islamic fanatics, who want Sharia law all over the World. CLICK WOW, it seems that if you are a global warming nut, you need to live in San Francisco. While the NOAA comes out with reports that all of the supposed ice disappearances from Antarctica have returned to normal, check out what these global-warming-caused, made-up jobs pay in San Francisco. CLICK Oh, and if you want real information about global warming and the Antarctic ice, it is here. CLICK I have found the answer to all of our future problems. SEND YOUR KIDS TO AUSTRALIA. It seems that in Australia it is perfectly legal for teachers to slap their students in the face to discipline them. CLICK02-20-2008 Can someone please get the message to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama that there is a job opening in Cuba that more agrees with their political philosophies. I agree with the contributor of this video... that this is one of the best commercials of late...CLICK02-19-2008 Americans, who hate America, have been called out: CLICK This lady gives a great "STFU" to the haters. Oh, Hell! This article is insensitive. Gary Hubbell, of The Aspen Times, explains who will control the election..."the angry white man." CLICK2-17-2008 Great Obama video...CLICK From one of our best contributors: We must applaud the intelligence communities around to world. They are connecting the dots and working together to bring down those who would blow up women, children and peacemakers. Whoever killed (Hezbollah or Hizbollah leader) Imad Mughniyeh, did so with quietly and hit the mark precisely.This is what pisses me off about our Congress. There are such successes with regards to cooperation between other countries in the fight against terror, and all they do is poo poo the threat and call GWB the problem. They continue to call him a war monger and the biggest problem in the world. When will they get it? Why didn't 9-11 wake them up from their old, 20th century thinking of how the world works? They fight against every tool we try to put in place to keep us safe. They pick and choose the parts of the 9-11 commission they want to use to discredit the present Administration and seem to ignore the threats that existed for over 20 years. The President, any President, can't do everything himself. He doesn't have that Superman costume hanging in the closet. Congress makes such a big deal out of the dots not being connected before 9-11, yet they don't seem to care about connecting dots, finding the bad guys and moving forward to keep our country secure today. They don't give the impression they really care when they go home and leave the terrorist surveillance program still unable to come to the floor for a vote when they HAVE the votes to pass it through. The problem is the Democrats are not letting it come up FOR that VOTE!! Not very constructive stand to take. Maybe they should congratulate our allies and our own intelligence community for once, pass a non binding resolution of solidarity with those who combat terror around the world. Wouldn't that be nice? Ok everyone: let's give a big hand to everyone who loves Barack Marx Obama for his new socialist "global tax" bill for foreign aid. I assume that this money going to the United Nations and distributed to corrupt leaders of other foreign 3rd world countries will be wasted and abused, basically used to enrich the lives of said corrupt leaders, while leaving the citizens of those countries left to suffer. How do you like being forced to give up .7% of the GDP of the United States as "forced charity?" I say America should stop all cash forms of foreign aid as it is usually abused, wasted, or just renamed so that it has the UN on it and nothing is said of it coming from the most generous country in the World. Stop giving cash. If a country needs food, load up the ships with food and send it to them with a big ass stamp of the U.S.A. all over it. Whether it be medicine, food, clothing, cars, farm equipment, or anything else...we should make it and ship it directly to those in need. Think of all the jobs that would be created if we had a "Foreign Aid" agency controlling all of these gifts to other countries. Thanks Obama...here are the two stories. CLICK 1 CLICK 2 recession - definition of recession - A period of general economic decline; specifically, a decline in GDP for two or more consecutive quarters. Quarters: to the ignorant out there are 3 month periods, meaning a recession is basically 6 months of decline. Well, I have to inform everyone out there in a panic...We have not had ONE month of decline yet... STOP THE NONSENSE. It is only a media driven panic trying to get more listeners/readers.02-12-2008 The book is finally out. I got mine. After you buy my book, you need to buy: The Fairtax: The Truth: Answering the Critics by: Neal Boortz and John Linder. Arm yourself with information on the Fairtax so that you can tell those that discredit it that they are "full of it." If you educate yourself about it, you will soon see that everyone that tries to discredit the Fairtax usually does not understand it. If you say to them "read the book," you will soon be included in the "cult" that they say we are all involved in. Fairtax.org will explain it also. Everyone keeps talking about Bill Clinton being considered for Vice President if Hillary Clinton gets the nomination. This is not only nonsense, but it is a pointless thought. If Hillary gets into the White House, shortly after she is sworn in as Commander in Chief, Bill would be sworn in as "1st WHORE." He could do as much damage with that title as he could with any other. Nuclear Iran? More truth coming out all the time: CLICK02-09-2008 Politicians are great! This wonderful "economic stimulus package" they are "giving" us turns out to be an advance on next years tax refunds. As a great prognosticator, I am now predicting that come next spring the poo will hit the fan and people will be crying about their refunds being less than anticipated. The government will have to bail everyone out again. We will hear all the nonsense about people not being able to make their mortgage and rent payments because their refunds were less. We will hear about "the children" not being able to eat because of the reduced refunds. It is ALWAYS the fault of someone else. This is my prediction...let's see what happens.02-07-2008 Mitt Romney has quit the race. This gives us a choice between two faulty conservatives, who are screwed up in different ways, and two socialists, who are basically the same damn person, just a different color and gender. How do you choose? I say: Let's hear it for Cynthia McKinney...Green Party all the way! I am not sure if this is true or not...from an email: "If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is "appointed" to fill her Senate seat and either live to retire, "they" (together or alone) would get two U.S. Presidential retirement checks, two U.S. Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they might not get is a Social Security check, but I wouldn't bet on it. I understand 'ol Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past 6 years. What a guy! And the rest of the story - Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional salary until she dies." Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension-eligible after only 4 years? If Bill outlives her, he then inherits her salary until he dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets his salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish N.Y. residency, she and Bill purchased a million-dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense! They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. But, an extra residence "had" to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge the federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clintons' salaries, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff - and this is all perfectly legal!" CLICK Leave it up to the Berkeley, California City Council to show us what it is really like to be an anti-American, anti-military, pathetic bunch of idiots trying to destroy our country from within. CLICK 02-05-2008 New funny pictures CLICK02-02-2008 Look at a map of the United States. Now, if you live in a direct line between the Great Lakes and the Gulf of Mexico, you are a broke ass. According to the National Bankruptcy Research Center, 9 of the top 10 states of bankruptcy filers complete a solid line between the Lakes and the Gulf. Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Kentucky. What do these states have in common? Could someone throw us a bone? Exxon Mobil has posted record profits again. Time for the anti-American, anti-capitalist crybabies to come out of every crevice, whining about greed, the rich, the poor, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah. Profit margin of Exxon Mobil = 7.6 % Lower than other industries. CLICK Zimbabwe's inflation rate is listed at 24,470 %. I admit that their inflation is worse than the Jimmy Carter days, but DAMN, that's bad.01-25-2008 Czarina Clinton stated in the New York Times that she wants the government to take a more active roll in the economy and the market. WHAT!!! I know she is studying the teachings of a man named Marx, trying her best to get welfare (socialism) for everyone, but come on Hillary...what the Hell makes you think the government can do anything well, other than overspend and waste money. Rush Limbaugh was speaking with a caller about having Screaming Eagle wine that costs about $1600 a bottle. Holy Crap, Rush! For me to pay $1600 for a bottle of wine it had better include 16 prostitutes with every bottle purchased. Senate Banking Committee Chairman Christopher Dodd wants the government to buy "very distressed" mortgages. I was unaware that the government of the United States was in the mortgage business. CLICK Let's all give a great hand to our wonderful politicians for giving us this great economic "stimulus package," that will give people, who did not pay the taxes in the first place, $300-$1800 in a so-called "rebate." I do not think giving money to people who do not know how to spend money properly will help at all. The government should have just gotten all of the money together and gave away lottery tickets, iPods, and beer vouchers, as both would accomplish the same damn thing. 01-24-2008 Remember: When life dumps a heaping pile of "moo-nure" on you, you have to take care of your balls first. CLICK. Put this website on your "to do" list and sign up for the weekly column...you will not be disappointed. The Coalition on Urban Renewal and Education with Star Parker CLICK01-22-2008 I cannot believe that actor Heath Ledger is dead. Everyone in the media thought Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Britney Spears would be the next actor/actress to die from self-abuse. We have to wait for details. ONLY MY WIFE... After snowing only once in the last few years, my wife had to come across one of life's major decisions. While walking across a cow pasture during the snow, she started to fall...well this major decision occurred to her; either fall normally and land in cow poo or awkwardly put her arm out to keep from landing in poo. Well, needless to say, my wife chose the cleaner of the two choices and is now hurt. Only my wife would be faced with a decision of falling in cow poo or getting hurt. Hopefully, you will not have to make a choice between poo or pain! Nancy Pelosi was asked in Parade Magazine about how Congress had performed in their first year. She basically stated that they raised fuel economy mandates for car manufacturers and that they basically sucked on EVERYTHING else because of George Bush and the Republicans. I suck at my job too. Can I blame George Bush too?01-16-2008 The Associated Press reports that America had more children born in 2006 than in the prior 45 years. I do not know what happened in mid to late 2005 and early 2006 to cause the great panty drop, but I do know what the couples WERE doing. Maybe you know what caused Humpfest 2005-2006? Can you say "condoms anyone?" Best bumper sticker of late: "I am only driving this fast because I really have to poop." Once again, I would like to thank the media for starting a recession panic. Every newspaper in the country is starting to report on the supposed recession we are going into. As I have said before, if the media did not start this panic, there would not be one. Hang onto your jobs people, it is just a matter of time. Get your resumé ready!The Bill Lawmakers Didn't Have Time to Read (and why you must!) How Poor Are America's Poor? Examining the "Plague" of Poverty in America Wanted: A "Suck It Up" Candidate By Michelle Malkin 01-13-2008 Cynthia McKinney for President? Let us all just go out and slap a security guard or policeman and see if we can get away with it. Cynthia McKinney is running for President and if she gets enough people to vote for her the Presidency will be assured for the Republican side, as she will take votes away from the Democrats. If you do not know who she is, she can be seen on my Funny Stuff page, separated at birth from Buckwheat. I bet Iraqis had their burkas in a bunch last week when people actually saw snow in Baghdad for the first time in their lives. CLICK I guess the global warming hysteria makes sense now, especially with the 383 parts per 1,000,000 (million) of carbon dioxide that is in our air. Yeah, you read it right, .0383 percent of our air is carbon dioxide, and you thought we were on the verge of dying from "all of that" carbon dioxide. Can someone please tell me why every candidate running for President has to have something wrong with them? When one candidate starts to look good, we find out he is against personal freedom. When another starts looking good, we find out he will not defend our country. I guess he believes in "an eye for an eye", but I have to tell you one thing...I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE AN EYE before something is done, you spineless coward. When another starts looking good, we find out he is buying into this man-made global warming, stating he is going to start "green" programs, which is going to cost the average American citizen every time they turn their heads. Did you know that fertilizer companies are making record profits now because they are able to charge farmers more, because farmers are making more money growing corn now that the ethanol craze is on? Who pays the farmers and the fertilizer companies? WE DO...in the prices that we pay. The Heritage Foundation is giving away a free pocket version of The Constitution of the United States and The Declaration of Independence. CLICK01-09-2008 The St. Charles, Missouri politicians are actually considering a bill to ban swearing in bars, no table dancing, no drinking contests, and no profane music. Can we all give them a collective GO F*CK YOURSELVES? This "nanny state" mentality being absorbed by our politicians is getting absurd. We need to find a loophole to start getting these politicians thrown out during their terms in office instead of having to wait until the next election. CLICK Can anyone out there please tell me why the most popular stance out there among politicians is "change"? Sometimes change is good, sometimes it is not. Changing your boxer shorts every day is a good thing because they are dirty. Changing your boxer shorts to put on silk panties, for a man, is NOT a good thing. As with all politicians, change usually means changing from one wrong program to a worse program, but at least they "changed" something. Just because you have worked for "change" does not mean you did ANYTHING. Crybaby Clinton pulled one off in New Hampshire. Since she has a massive disdain for the military and the general public, I know her cankles must be swollen from getting beat by a "black" man in the prior poll. Let's see what happens next. Meredith Emerson, a Georgia hiker, was found after being murdered and decapitated. Her accused murderer, Gary Michael Hilton, will be playing the court system game, just like courthouse murderer Brian Nichols, and will probably never have to face the executioner for his cruel and unusual punishment of his victim. Just one more reason for other twisted perverts to go out and sexually torture and kill others, because they know that, if caught, nothing will happen. Our court system just keeps getting better and better.01-08-2008 Am I the only person in America that has no problem with a voter ID law, as in NO ID = NO VOTE. The Supreme Court is actually going to have to waste their time with this pathetic argument. People are actually using the argument that showing ID disenfranchises the poor and minorities. Complete nonsense. This is a cure for voter fraud and it does not matter which side it helps or hurts. It will even the playing field so that no one can cheat. Some people stated they could not afford an ID, even though the government would give it to them. Some people stated they did not have transportation to get the ID. All arguments are complete BS, because I can guarantee you one thing...they all have to show ID to cash their Social Security and/or welfare checks. Get your damn ID or stay home...you probably are a party line voter cancelling out a well-informed vote anyway. The Supreme Court will also be hearing arguments on whether lethal injection is inhumane and cruel. I could understand this argument if the method of death was cutting off someone's genitals and stuffing it down their throats until they choke to death as has been done in other countries. What is the deterrent to crime if criminals know they will peacefully go to happy land with no pain? I personally believe the best method would be to give the criminal a loaded gun in an enclosed room and pump 24 hours a day of the worst American Idol try-outs into the room until the criminal does the inevitable. Andrew Olmstead, US Army Major, wrote his death blog before he was killed. Read it here. CLICK The writers strike is quickly showing how pathetic some unions can be. Either strike or do not strike. I do not understand this nonsense of some writers being allowed to work and others not. David Letterman can have writers, but Jay Leno cannot. The bottom line: the writers agreed to do X amount of work for X pay. If you wanted to work for royalties, you should have agreed to that beforehand. What a bunch of idiots!!! Hillary Clinton. Not only are you an anti-American/anti-capitalist, stating you want to "take those profits" from the oil companies, but you are a crybaby. Yeah, I know you are only human, just like I know why a dog licks his balls (because he can). I can understand the loss of the soldiers, as stated above, a loss of a loved one, or your husband cheating on you, but weeping because the election is not going your way. DAMN! I would just love to have you leading our country when the poo really hit the fan...boo frickin hoo! CLICK HERE if you want to see this pathetic display.01-04-2008 Crap! Vacation's over. Gotta act like I give a damn again... Anyway. To those of you that give a fat rat's ass, Iowa has began the ridiculous game of the caucus, trying to decide who America is going to vote for President. As far as the Socialist candidates go: the smartest person in the world- Hillary Clinton has been slapped in the face as Barack Obama won, while John Edwards came in third as he brushed his hair 100 strokes. While there are no "Reagan conservatives" on the Republican side, Mike Huckabee, the preacher preaching the Fairtax wins, leaving Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson looking dumbfounded. Does all of this mean anything? Not really. Mike Huckabee stated he ran his campaign as the government should be ran...he did not spend money he did not have and he did not borrow into the future. While the Socialist Democrats have their problems, the Republican candidates have their problems also... you will just have to pick which lesser evil you wish to vote for. To help cure the ignorance out there about the FairTax...the new book by Neal Boortz and John Linder is now available for pre-order...it is kicking in at #16 at Amazon.com CLICK. Do not believe anything you hear about the FairTax until you have learned for yourself as people love to discredit the plan, when they themselves, have no idea what they are talking about...because they know the public is ignorant and will believe anything in print.12-31-2007 H A P P Y N E W Y E A R 12-23-2007 Guess what? Americans may soon not have to bend over backwards catering to the illegal immigrant population. Illegal immigrants and other newly transplanted Spanish speaking peoples will soon be able to get lessons in "survival English" that may help them more easily integrate into American society. For those people willing to learn English, a company called Azteca America is going to introduce a Spanish-English television program. They have said it will be free and will be in at least 50 cities across America. Assimilation may just be around the corner. I am glad someone out there has decided to pull their head out of their rectum with a little common sense and good judgement. Merry Christmas and Feliz Navidad, Gringos! CLICK12-17-2007 This is a link to show you how our wonderful politicians work. They produce a bill with over 3500 pages and introduce it within 24 hours of voting on it. I do not know about you, but politicians cannot wipe their butts within a 24 hour span, much less actually read and understand 3500 pages of earmarks, wastes, and pork being shoved down the American taxpayer's throats (or up their backsides, depending on how politically correct you want to be). CLICK C H R I S T M A S is next week, but don't tell anyone...someone could get offended. This is for all of the anal people out there or a special gift for those of you that know someone that constantly checks their text messages. Enter this ringtone in a text message and it will start blaring as soon as the text message recipient opens the message. My wife opened hers in the middle of a Christian school. Send this in a text message when your friend or relative is in church. Push play when it opens. CLICK12-15-2007 I want let all parents know that when your little teenage slut comes home knocked up you do not have to blame them. You do not have to blame yourselves. You do not have to blame the destruction of our moral systems. YOU CAN BLAME GEORGE BUSH. Cynthia Tucker, editorial page editor of the Atlanta Journal Constitution, says Bush policies likely to blame for more teen births. I was beginning to think the liberal crybabies were running out of things to blame Bush for. Things such as hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, global warming, and all diseases have been blamed on Bush in one way or another. Cynthia Tucker's editorials should ease the minds of every pathetic parent and careless teenager out there. CLICK12-12-2007 And you thought America had a monopoly on idiotic college professors. Professor Barry Walters (University of Western Australia & King Edward Memorial Hospital in Perth) wrote in the Medical Journal of Australia that they need a baby tax on families of $5000 at birth and $800 a year thereafter to offset carbon to help with greenhouse gas emissions. This guy must be sleeping with Al Gore, or at least invest in the same "green" stocks. CLICK12-06-2007 I will have to give credit to Alan Colmes (Hannity & Colmes) for going after Tamika Mallory of the National Action Network for talking out of her backside and singling out Don Imus, stating they were going to "monitor" talk radio. Who the hell made the National Action Network and Al Sharpton the leaders of morality anyway? I would rather wear a Don King wig than let Al Sharpton decide what is fair for talk radio. Rudy Giuliani has proven that he is either a politician who makes decisions based on what his staff tells him or that he likes to discuss things he is yet to understand. Giuliani states that the FairTax proposal would make people lose their home mortgage income tax deductions. Duh! The FairTax would eliminate all income taxes; therefore, what the hell would a home mortgage income tax deduction do? How do you get a deduction from something that you do not pay? Come on Rudy! You were doing so well. Here is a great concept. Police across the nation are locking up "deadbeat dads" for failing to pay child support. Maybe I am stupid, but they are not paying now; how is keeping them from working and earning an income going to resolve this problem? I think it is time for the police that sit behind desks making poor decisions to start thinking thoroughly before asking the police men and women that actually do most of the leg work to do idiotic tasks such as this. America is showing how great our school systems are again. New test results on the PISA tests show we are 24th in math and 14th in science out of 43 countries. Me feal moor smarder evory dae.11-27-2007 Americans Only Pay For Gas at the Pump. I was speaking with my wife the other day when the most profound statement of the year came out of her mouth. We were discussing a friend who likes to travel from one town to another in an effort to save a few dollars by going to different stores. I asked my wife if our friend knows she is wasting six dollars of gas to save five dollars at the stores, not to mention the time wasted driving. My wife said what I thought was the most idiotic thing I have ever heard her say, but in actuality explains the American mindset in a perfect way. My wife said our friend thinks gas only costs money while she is at the gas station. Well, I thought about this for a minute and my eyes lit up as the bolt of lightening hit me. She was right. With the vast majority of Americans being ignorant about all economic issues and how economics and the economy of America works, this explained it all. Our friend, like many Americans, does not see that there is a cost involved with every mile driven and that many things we do to save money actually costs us more money. I guess this falls under the category of the law of unintended consequences, where one decision made causes a worsening of another situation. Sounds like something the government teaches, doesn't it?11-22-2007 HAPPY THANKSGIVING I hope all of you have a great Thanksgiving. I would like to thank all of my readers that purchased the autographed copy of my book from the website. Please do not read it and put it on a shelf...give it to someone else to read when you are finished as the message is more important than sales. Be thankful for the good things in your life and do not take for granted the small things.11-21-2007  If you have not already done so, please be sure to see the Thanksgiving classic movie Planes, Trains, & Automobiles with Steve Martin and John Candy. This movie portrays holiday travel perfectly. Buy the DVD for future Thanksgivings. Bravo to Spain's King Juan Carlos for telling that worthless piece of excrement Hugo Chavez to "por que no te callas" or "Why don't you shut up?" during a summit in Chile. Do you think Chavez will listen? I don't. YouTube has the clip. CLICK And you thought Americans were lazy and worthless. Britain's government is paying "incapacity benefits" for people who are fat, suffer fatigue, suffer from dizziness, and get this...nail disorders and acne. Wow! I want government disability payments for my short...uh...nevermind. Here is a thought for you. How can public schools have teachers that get tenure and cannot be fired and at the same time have "zero tolerance" where students get kicked out for the dumbest things, such as having a butter knife in their cars??? Oh, I know...it is because the government is in charge.11-18-2007 The BS excuse of the year may have to go to the people in the Southeast. Pike Family Nurseries is filing bankruptcy. Some people are claiming it is because of the drought. I call BS on this. This is a $100 million company. If one season of drought causes a $100 million company to fail then something else was wrong. Do not sell me this crap about the drought, I ain't buyin it! Companies all over America have to go through the same problems without collapsing. Someone needs to figure out what Pike Nursery is doing wrong. Oh, wait, I already have...they are overcharging for their products compared to their competitors. In business, you either have to provide better prices, better service, better products, or a combination of all of them. From my visits, Pike is doing none of them well. Find out how to fix it and get on with it, do not blame a drought for bad business decisions. I wish them well. WOW, the death penalty deters crime! Who'da thunk it? Reports show the murder rate drops by 74 murders for each execution publicized the year before. CLICK. This goes along with my belief that police should be able to beat the hell out of or taser anyone who leads them on a high speed chase when the chase is over, whether the evader is resisting or not. Breaking the law needs to get consequences again.11-07-2007 Welcome to our school. Please leave common sense at the door before entering. Once again, stupidity is running rampant in the schools, and as usual...it is not the students. PDA, which means public display of affection to our great, fearless, union backed, can't be fired, idiot leaders at schools are punishing people for hugging. Who needs common sense when you cannot be fired for being completely incompetent? CLICK People are complaining that Santa Claus is too fat and needs to slim down. Please help me tell anyone complaining about the size of Santa Claus that they need to go to Hell or at least get a life of their own because they have no right trying to destroy everything that is great about Christmas. If Santa being fat bothers someone, they need to find a way to get a life and leave everyone else alone.11-04-2007 It is that time again. It is time for my yearly winter depression due to our wonderful, senseless daylight savings time. Drive to work in the dark and come home in the dark. Who needs to see their property anyway? I cannot get anything done around the house. At least our wonderful leaders extended it this year. Enjoy this time of year. Maybe wanting to shoot myself will improve my writing. Probably not.11-02-2007 Thomas Sowell (shhhhh, he's black) gives his view on "driving while black" and "you pulled me over because I am black." CLICK Let's just say that black people are NOT supposed to say things like this.10-29-2007 Like two whores fighting over the same john or two separate rapists who mistakenly chose the same victim (us), Hillary "rod'em" Clinton and Charlie "cancer kazoo" Rangel are going back and forth to see who can come up with the best plan to destroy our economy and our jobs. A trillion dollar raise in taxes??? It seems they want to raise taxes on who they call "the rich." Who are "the rich" people they are discussing?...YOUR BOSSES are the rich, you know, the small business owners who create jobs and stimulate the economy, the people who know what the hell they are doing with money. We're not talking Bill Gates here, just people making over $200k. Just a basic rule of economics for those that do not know: tax cuts=more money going to the government & raising taxes=less money to the government. It has been proven over and over, but the Democrats keep trying to do it. I guess they miss the massive unemployment, extremely high interest rates, and price controls of the 70's that were so great. You know, the time when they were talking about the ice age coming, not global warming. I thought this was a cell phone company exclusive, but it appears that the satellite company Dish Network is doing it too. You send back their failed equipment and they charge you for it, claiming that there is water in the unit (like you spilled a drink in it). It happened to me and it can happen to you. I suggest you take pictures and mark the serial numbers on any equipment you send back to these companies to protect your wallet when they pull this nonsense on you.10-24-2007 Here we go.... Let the backpedaling and blaming begin. Baby boomers are starting to sign up for their Social Security and their pension funds. Guess what? There will not be enough money. Sit back and see what a disaster this issue will soon become. How is the government going to tax us to fix this issue? The funny thing about this is that when all of these pension funds and Social Security plans were started very few lived long enough to collect. Uh Oh! Too many Buick-driving old farts running around on Social Security. It has been said that there are two things that will destroy this country. One is when people discover they can vote themselves money from the government and two is when the public is given an entitlement from the government that covers over 50 percent of the population. As with this ridiculous SCHIP health insurance program that the Democrats are trying to pass allowing people to get free insurance for their children up to 25. It was for families making over $80k a year until George Bush vetoed it. Now they are trying to stuff $60k in as the figure. Well, I have to tell you that if they get this, over 50% of the population will be able, in one way or the other, to benefit from this. After this happens the only thing the Democrats will have to do at every election is to claim that Republicans are going to take away your healthcare for your children. This will effectively make America in control of the Democrats forever. A one party system? We're all screwed. You think politicians are corrupt now, you just wait. Who needs parents when we have government schools? Let us all give a big hand to the Portland, Maine school system for giving birth control pills to 11 year olds. What the hell? While they are at it, why do they not just start the drug programs at kindergarten requiring all students to start on Ritalin, then add more and more drugs to prevent anything from going wrong? Give the boys estrogen or chemically castrate them. If they do it right they will have no disturbances, no smiling, no farting, no speaking, no erections, and by all means, no pregnancies. Hooray for government schools! I am so disappointed. I have not heard enough people blaming George Bush for the fires in California. I have not heard enough people blaming global warming for the fires. I have not heard enough race whores saying that these people are rich, white people who will get treated better and faster than those in New Orleans. I have not heard enough people blaming the war in Iraq for the fires spreading out of control due to our forces being there, not being able to help fight the fires. Come on, wackos! You are dropping the ball here.10-21-2007 I want to make sure you have the knowledge to offend everyone equally...so here: CLICK10-16-2007 Once again, environmentalism is killing people and making lives miserable. Just as the pointless chemical ban on DDT is killing millions in Africa due to malaria, which DDT would eradicate, the state of Georgia is about to be suffering due to the ridiculous environmental wackos demanding that mussels down in Florida are not harmed. Lake Lanier, which supplies most of Atlanta and North Georgia with water is being drained dry, while the Chattahoochee River that flows out of it remains completely full, due to the absurd actions of the Army Corp of Engineers that keep emptying the lake. Georgians will soon be rationing water to make sure a bunch of damn mussels downstream do not have to relocate due to drought. I thought Darwin should have some type of impact here. This problem will continue year after year until someone with a brain decides we should be building new lakes and reservoirs NOW, not in ten more years. CLICK10-12-2007 Al Gore? Nobel Peace Prize? Peace Prize or is it Piece Prize (for piece of sh..) Either the Nobel people have completely lost their minds or there must be a complete shortage of people helping with peace in the World. Giving this man a prize for peace is like giving me a prize for compassion; both would be senseless. Can anyone in this world tell me what making a fact-challenged movie about global warming has to do with peace? I think Larry Craig has done more to spread peace than Al Gore has. What is the saying: Peace on Earth, goodwill with men? Jimmy "lover of dictators" Carter has been flexing that sphincter under his nose again, stating America tortures people. This man criticizing George Bush and calling him a poor president is like Mike Vick calling Joe Montana morally deficient. The only reason people listen to Jimmy Carter is ignorance. The majority of people do not know what a complete disaster his reign as King Peanut was to America. 10-10-2007 After stating that a Duke University study showed that exercise is as good for combatting depression as Paxil or Zoloft, Bill Maher gives one of his greatest lines: "Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you." Do you think the drug companies will use it? I don't. Being fat and/or depressed is an American right, isn't it? As long as we can blame someone else or a medical condition, I guess it is OK. Maybe we can have special parking for fatties or the depressed? Who would have thought that Hugo Chavez, dictator of Venezuela, would want all of his people to act and be the same? He is now adding taxes to cigarettes, alcohol, luxury items, and other "American" items. He also states he does not want his people using too much hot sauce, to stop buying Barbie dolls, and stop buying their daughters boob jobs. He has crossed the line on the last one, but who cares, he is a complete nutcase anyway. The main question is: where are the people going to go when they start fleeing Venezuela? I believe the smart ones are going to become island hoppers, jumping to Trinidad and Tobago, Grenada, Barbados, and trying to get through the Virgin Islands. I am only guessing. Maybe you can watch their populations grow and prove me right. CLICK Do your balls feel too light? Do your balls feel too dry? Maybe Coors Field in Denver, CO can help. They have been keeping game balls in a humidor for years to keep the home runs down. BOOOOOO. Nothing is more offensive than a completely defensive baseball game. I guess they are trying to level the playing field to compare with other areas of the country. Damn, next thing you know they will want to get rid of steroids??? CLICK10-02-2007 Let's all thank the wonderful people of the San Francisco Bay area at the Oakland International Airport. American soldiers, returning from Iraq, were not allowed into the airport, and had to stay outside the airport for hours with no food or bathrooms. Take into consideration that this is after going through the Kuwait airport, a German airport, and JFK Airport in New York. I think someone should have their backsides spanked on this one. CLICK Senators Harry Reid and Tom Harkin are proving to Americans that not only are they anti-soldier, they are spouting lies about talk radio King Rush Limbaugh using omission of facts and taking stories out of context. Either they are just complete jackasses or they are jumping on a story told to them by others. I believe they are just ignorant asses who believed a story they read from somewhere else and jumped on it without verifying the facts. Could they have read a story from Media Matters or MoveOn.org??? CLICK09-30-2007 I would like to thank Ted Turner for seeing into the future. I agree with this man that solar power will be the answer to our power in the future. These ideas bouncing around about wind, coal, and nuclear power are not getting anywhere. Ted Turner has seen the light; literally. We now just have to reduce the costs of buying solar panels so that every person in the world could afford them and we will be well on our way. If we could just get solar power on the appropriate roof panel of every home we would cut our coal and natural gas needs in half or more. Keep the politicians out of this. Let the independent business people (who know how to use money) control this and everything will be OK. If the government gets involved, every solar program out there will be shot to hell. Remember, the government cannot change a light bulb for less than $100. Again, Thank you, Ted Turner. CLICK I have read several newspapers lately stating the fact that only 4-5 percent of murderers actually get the death sentence in America. I would love to thank our wonderful legal system for allowing this nonsense. What a great deterrent for murderers??? This is just like high speed chases: the guilty party knows nothing will happen after the chase, because our great police officers have been castrated by the politically correct people who are controlling America. Why don't we just ask the murderers and police evaders what we average Americans did to make them do these crimes; it could not be their fault??? To Hillary Clinton: Why do you and the Democrat Party keep trying to shove Socialism down our throats? Do you not understand that Socialism fails everywhere it is tried? This $5000 "baby bond" nonsense is just downright absurd. You actually want to give every baby born in America a $5000 bond? What the hell is wrong with your brain? Is getting votes important enough that you will screw over every working person in America to basically buy votes for yourself and your party? I am feeling sore and do not want to be screwed anymore. Are you going to kiss all of us after you screw us? Let me use by basic understanding of math: 4,000,000 babies a year, times $5000= Damn, I can't add that high. How many billions is that in 20 years? My God woman, are you are insane? CLICK09-26-2007 Senator Larry Craig, of bathroom stall fame, is trying to change his prior guilty plea. If you listened to the tape, you would have heard the police and judge basically tell him: plea guilty and this will go away or fight it and we will ruin you. America has been throwing principles down the toilet for a long time. With all of the frivolity of our court system most cases are settled without a fight whether the party was right or wrong. Ambulance chasing lawyers make auto insurance companies pay $2000 for basically every fraudulent injury claim. The lawyer takes half and the loser that is claiming injury gets the other half. The insurance companies are not going to fight because it is not worth fighting. America has basically become a land where principles do not matter and nothing is worth fighting for due to our wonderful court system. And another thing; when has it been illegal to give sex away for free? I thought giving sex away for free just made you a slut. Wouldn't that just make this guy a switch-hitting man slut? Just a thought. CLICK I went to McDonald's the other day and tried to get a styrofoam cup for a Coke and this bright person behind the counter actually told me that I could only get a styrofoam cup if I was getting tea and all other drinks have to go into a plastic cup. After hearing this stupidity, I asked the manager of the McDonald's if I could have a styrofoam cup, and guess what? She proved that stupidity flows downhill; that stupid, pathetic management creates stupid, pathetic employees. Way to go McDonald's! I hope this idiocy is just an isolated store in your chain and that the idiocy does not go all the way to the top. And just think, all this time I only thought dumbass parents create dumbass babies. I guess it a bigger problem than I originally thought. Welfare for the upper middle class? Some of our great politicians have set it up so that people making around $82,600 a year can get free healthcare for their children. Their children up to 24 can still be considered children for free healthcare. What are these idiots thinking and who is going to pay for this? That is right. All of us. I personally believe someone making that much can afford insurance. CLICK09-25-2007 "Mein fuhrer" Ahmadinejad, head murderer in charge of Iran, stated they do not have homosexuals in his country. Yeah, I guess that is because he kills them like they do unruly women, by burying them up to their heads, and then stone them to death. From Foxnews.com, "According to Iranian law, consensual gay sex in any form is punishable by death. Violators are reportedly given a choice of four methods of execution: hanging, stoning, halving by sword ? or being dropped from the highest perch." CLICK I am glad we have a barbarian on our soil, questioning our morality. The saddest part of this story is listening to the students at Columbia University cheering for this wonderful man. Virginia prosecutors are going to push this Michael Vick case to the point where Michael Vick would have been better off to murder someone. I guess the federal government has stolen their thunder. Maybe the prosecutors in Virginia will be able to get their 15 minutes of fame this way. CLICK Thank you, Rush Limbaugh for this statement about quotes from Hillarious Marx Rodham Clinton: "I want to read you some quotes, ladies and gentlemen, and I want to ask you if you know who said these things. I have six of them. Number one: "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Number two: "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity." Number three: "We can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." Number four: "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground." Number five: "I certainly think the free market has failed." Number six: "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy, that they are being watched." Number seven: "What I want to do is take those profits and apply them to alternative energy." Hopefully, Americans who know what America is all about will see through her nonsense on election day. Read it all: CLICK09-19-2007 KEEP HATE ALIVE! Jesse Jackson states Barack Obama is "acting white." Sen. Joe Biden (speaking of Obama) got in trouble for saying, "you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," but now Jackson says Obama is "acting white." I guess to "act black" means to turn every single thing that happens in this world into a race issue. Go to school and study means you are "acting white." Speak clearly and you are "acting white." Take a bath, shave your face, and keep your hair cut means you are "acting white." If you do not hang out on the street corner, smoking, drinking, and speaking Ebonics, you are "acting white." Does anyone have a taser? CLICK09-18-2007 Andrew (don't tase me bro) Meyer, a student at the University of Florida, gets tasered at a John Kerry debate. GOOD. Light him up again. To those of you defending him, you obviously cannot determine right from wrong. This was a staged incident from the student himself. The only thing he did not do in the video was to scream, Attica, Attica, Attica. He was using profanity and definitely was resisting arrest. The police tried to escort him out and he broke free, screaming, and basically showing off for the camera. He deserved it. The police were right in zapping him. The student is lucky there are tasers. Any time in the past he would have received a wood shampoo, and then, would have had to make a pitstop at the hospital before going to jail. CLICK I think it is time for Barry Manilow to take off his panties, "grow a pair," then put on some underwear. Reports state he will not be on The View because of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. He states, "I strongly disagree with her views. I think she's dangerous and offensive. I will not be on the same stage as her." If Sean Hannity can go on that cackling, cacophony of women, with 75% of them disagreeing with him, Manilow should go on with one person that does not agree with him. If he is just spineless, maybe he can run for Congress. CLICK Congratulations to John Stossel. His book: Myths, Lies, and Downright Stupidity is a great book. It is great to see someone stand up and tell the truth against the popular misconceptions, omission, and obfuscation being dumped on us by our wonderful media.09-14-2007 The OJ Simpson book is #1. WTF. I love the way the "If" is hidden on the cover, making the title appear as "I Did It." Italians are now having to boycott pasta in defiance of a 20 percent rise in prices due to the idiotic ethanol cult sweeping the world (see more below). Beer prices are rising in Germany. Tortilla prices are going up in Mexico. Breakfast cereal, meat, milk, and countless other items are already starting to increase. Wrap this wonderful ethanol frenzy around a man-made global warming craze and the world is about to be in a huge mess. There are hundreds of different problems occurring as we speak because of people believing ethanol is going to help. If you research a little deeper you will find all of the problems that are actually getting worse due to ethanol production. The problems ethanol is supposed to cure are actually worsening because of it. Cynthia McKinney is being seduced by the Green Party as a possible presidential candidate. Now I have heard everything!!! See her picture on the "Funny Stuff" page.09-13-2007 Concerning the World Trade Center Towers: To Rosie "I have never met a hamburger I wouldn't eat" O'Donnell and the genius Mos Def, who on Bill Maher's show (sounding drunk and speaking Ebonics) agreed with her that for the first time fire melted steel: Duh!!! How the hell do you think steel became that way to begin with? It was melted and poured into molds, dumbasses. As far as the implosion conspiracies go: why don't you link a bunch of steel rods together then drop millions of pounds of material on the top and see where the impact ends up...that is right...at the bottom. It does not take a rocket scientist to think about things with common sense. I guess they and the other conspiracy theory fans do not have any common sense. Make sure every teen driver you know and every parent of a teen driver has seen this video. I understand everyone who can park a car between cones can get a license, but this may help people think out there. CLICK Could it be possible that patriotism in America will prevail? After banning flag symbols on clothing, public outcry has persuaded a school system reverse their decision to act anti-American. CLICK Can anyone tell me why people keep blaming 9/11 and all other acts of terrorism on America? People keep saying they hate us because our soldiers are in the middle east. This is complete nonsense. America could pull every single soldier back to America and the Islamic fanatics would still hate us. We are not Islamic, or Muslim, or whatever the hell they want to call themselves this week, and for this, we will always be hated. Idiotic Americans still think we should have peace talks with them. I have to ask you; how the hell do you discuss peace with someone who does not want peace? Their goal in life is to convert the world to the Islamic faith in any way necessary. I assume they envy our freedoms, our rights, and our love of life, because they will never have any of them as long as they follow a completely hateful religion. Please blame those at fault and stand up for America the next time some idiot next to you states that we are to blame. I do not know what is more pathetic about this story. A McDonald's worker actually goes to jail for making a burger too salty. The cop says the girl did it on purpose. Can you say CRYBABY. Thanks for another embarrassment for Georgia. CLICK Am I the only person who thinks Hillary Clinton is not qualified to call a four star general in charge of the war in Iraq a liar, even if she sugar-coats it by saying his report requires a "willing suspension of disbelief?" CLICK09-06-2007 The answer to global warming: CLICK F.E.C. defends the DailyKos: Even though I do not agree with the views on DailyKos, I defend their rights to say what they wish. Hooray for someone standing up for the rights of American citizens for a change and the government not trying to step on us. CLICK Google this: "We believe in equal rights for ALL, special privileges for NONE." Could you, in any way, disagree with this statement? iPhones dropping drastically in price? I hope you are not one of the ones who got screwed on this one. If so, is your backside sore? Kinda like being a newbie in prison! Read these song lyrics and think about them, really think about them: "A Different World" We were born to mothers who smoked and drank Our cribs were covered in lead based paint No child proof lids no seat belts in cars Rode bikes with no helmets and still here we are, still here we are We got daddy?s belt when we misbehaved Had three TV channels you got up to change No video games and no satellite All we had were friends and they were outside, playin? outside Chorus It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world School always started the same every day The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray Not every kid made the team when they tried We got disappointed and that was all right, we turned out all right Chorus Bridge No bottled water, we drank from a garden hose And every Sunday, all the stores were closed Now, think about all of the parents you know, with their fat, video game addicted children, and how they treat them. Another dumbass school administration has run amuck. No thought. Brains closed to reason. Common sense being trampled by a mindless zero tolerance policy. Please find any way you can to get children away from government schools. Please push for a voucher program to keep children away from schools that are run by idiots. CLICK09-04-2007 The poor report, in case you missed it everywhere else. CLICK09-02-2007 NO TAG ON PLAYGROUND: Discovery Canyon Campus school. Colorado Springs, CO. Playing tag has been banned on the playground due to harassment and kids being chased against their will. Asst. principal states, "it causes a lot of conflict on the playground." I believe everyone should be safe from the evil game of tag. I would hate for someone to be offended by elementary school children playing "grab ass" on the playground. Let me get this straight: if a child gets tagged they get protection for their "rights," but if that same child says something that offends the school, will their 1st amendment "rights" be protected? HELL NO!!! And people wonder why children are a bunch of freaking cry-babies these days. Be weary people, you have an administration like this in your child's school and they are spreading this anti-American bullshit every chance they get. Remember, teaching games that keep score or have winners and losers is bad for the "feelings" of the child. WTF09-01-2007 Bill Maher had two great thinkers on his show:Genius #1, Ingrid Newkirk, co-founder and President of PETA (people for edible & tasty animals), stated that cow farts are the #1 cause of global warming. Genius #2, Mike Gravel, former Senator, (D) Alaska, stated "we will be cooked out of the planet in 100 years." Let me add this up, we have gained 1 degree in the past 100 years, but in the next 100 we will be "cooked out." I don't get it. Dennis Miller said it best, "they were still shitting in the woods 100 years ago, I am not sure they had a full grasp on the Fahrenheit scale." Think about it, go to a store and find any two thermometers that are the same. Global warming nuts want us to believe that there is full accuracy in the bullshit they are preaching. It is just like tornadoes, hurricanes, rain, tsunamis, and every other damn thing that happens on this planet, the so-called experts eventually just take a w.a.g. (wild ass guess) at it. Sometimes they get lucky and get it right. Do not get me wrong on this. I love Bill Maher's show and Tivo every one. I do not agree with all of his politics, but his show is funny as hell. I like seeing all sides of the issues. The only problem I have is that some of his guests are just "fucktards." Mark Belling, a talk show host filling in for Rush Limbaugh the other day, proves a great point: It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Now, I do not think Belling is stupid, he is just ignorant. He was showing opposition to the Fairtax Plan on the show using inaccuracies and falsehoods that show one thing: He has not read The Fairtax book, nor does he understand anything about the Fairtax Plan. Those who do not understand the Fairtax have no right to try to block it with lies, obfuscation, and ignorance. Fairtax.org08-28-2007 The Reverend harboring the illegal alien for a year blames America for her breaking our laws. It is our fault she is here and now that we are taking actions, (which he says we did not do to begin with) we are evil bastards, who would have thought he would have said that? CLICK American politicians are using this line more and more: I AM NOT GAY, I just like to hold one in my mouth 'til the swelling goes down. It seems to me, if you are a politician, you should pay a whore or just "rub one out" yourself if you are that horny. At least get a room, we know you will charge it back to the taxpayers anyway. Hell, call it a business lunch and write it off. This way you can "honk on bobo" all you want and little kids will still be able to use the airport bathrooms.CLICK08-27-2007 Only in Atlanta, GA: A genius member of the Atlanta city council (C.T. Martin) is trying to ban baggy pants and make a law against wearing them. I guess seeing someone's thong or boxers gets this guy's panties in a wad. The Atlanta Police force has nothing better to do than try to enforce a baggy pants law. If I am correct, they cannot even afford to defend the worthless Brian Nichols, but I guess they can spend millions chasing thongs all over Atlanta. To all of you who castrated Michael Vick before justice was served: Rip him a new one now that the guilt is fully shown. To those of you with fair minds who waited: thank you for allowing the truth to come out before convicting him. Now, we just have to figure out who everyone is going to say is to blame; whether it be his childhood, society, or will it just be because he is black. Vick admitted everything and took full responsibility, but all of his defenders will try to blame someone else. P.E.T.A. was the term I heard on a news report that stands for People for the Evil Treatment of African-Americans. This is just like Wanda Sykes said about Paris Hilton: "How do you screw up being rich?" Now we know. My only remaining question is why it will take until December before they sentence him? Florida has spent $3 million to dispose of ice that they had purchased for the hurricane relief because it went stale. I am no genius, but I believe the easiest and cheapest way to dispose of ice is to turn off the damn freezer, or even better, just take the damn stuff outside. How much would that have cost? Maybe the person responsible for that stupid assed decision should be recalled or put in a rubber room by the voters of Florida. The Law of Unintended Consequences: I now know that anyone who preaches ethanol is a damn fool or is an unethical person trying to make money off of the fear of others. Step one: scare everyone into believing ethanol is a great alternative/additive to gas. IT IS NOT! I will give you a micro explanation and let you learn about it for yourself. Corn was one of the cheapest things in the world until the ethanol priests got involved. South America is clear cutting rain forests to grow corn. What a great idea? Now also think about everything that is made from corn will go up in price because of the foolish demand for ethanol. Think about it. Google "corn products" and you will get enlightened. The biggest disaster heading our way will be the increase in price of corn oil and more importantly corn syrup. If you have never read about corn syrup you will not know that corn syrup is in almost everything that has a sweet flavor and a great deal of things that do not taste sweet. Look at your ingredients in your cabinets. Corn syrup seems to be in everything. Soft drinks, ketchup, sports drinks, and thousands of other items will have to go up in price to offset this ethanol paranoia. Ethanol, as it turns out, will cause more harm than good. We will be paying more overall for food, fuel, etc. and destroying more trees and forests to grow corn. Just like the "man-made" global warming nonsense, people who invested highly in ethanol are now the reverends of the church of ignorance. They are pushing ethanol to pad their pockets, punishing every single American in the process with the costs of higher prices throughout the marketplace. 08-21-2007 I do not know about you, but every time I hear a politician answer a question with another question I want to hit my television. My favorite answers: "the real question is..." or "what the people want to know is...." I have lost all respect for those that cannot tell the truth, obfuscating at every chance, or blatantly lying, even if it is not what I want to hear. Please see through these liars and do not let them sucker you into believing that they actually give a damn about you. To those of you who like to plant things: Do us all a favor and look up when you are planting trees, keeping in mind, that trees grow up and out. Dumbasses love to plant large trees under power lines and beside driveways and sidewalks. I just want to explain a couple of things to you. Trees have roots and they will destroy your sidewalks and driveways. Utility workers do not give a fat rats ass what your trees look like, but they have the power to mangle them to keep them away from power lines and telephone lines. Use your head next time you plant. For those who convicted Michael Vick before the truth came out: wait just a little longer until Monday when he makes his plea, then you can trash the hell out of him and know that he will soon be meeting his prison boyfriend. I guess he will decide if he wants to change sports in prison as he will have to decide if he wants to play pitcher or catcher.08-18-2007 USA TODAY 8/15: "Rutgers player sues Imus." Come on! The quote of the year: "This is basically about vindicating my client's good name," says her lawyer, Richard Ancowitz. Give me a damn break. This girl is a damn college student. What is her good name and how the hell did Imus' remarks hurt it? If your name was so good, dumbass statements by a washed up shock jock should not have hurt it. Seems to me someone is trying to hit the "litigious lottery" on this one. I seriously doubt the player gives a damn about her "good name." The "victim mentality" shows up again.08-16-2007 Barry Bonds? Hank Aaron? Who the hell cares! That fat, drunk Babe Ruth is still the king in my book. This guy played baseball with "dead" balls compared to those of today and played baseball with a cigarette in his mouth, a flask of booze in one pocket, and a slab of ribs in the other. Probably had a hooker in the dugout. Now that is a great ballplayer. AT&T is sending bills to people for their IPhones in boxes. The bills are over 300 pages long due to itemization of every call, text, and all of the other crap the phone does that no one needs. I think someone in this company should have thought that this idea was just asinine and questioned the idiots that be. Nah!, questioning bills being mailed in boxes would just be silly? I just want to thank the American people and our wonderful media for causing a stock market panic attack. Keep thinking the sky is falling, because while you are in a panic, selling out, I will keep buying stocks and investing money in my mutual funds because they will only go back up after the media stops the "chicken little" games that they always play. Got to love the fear mongers who run our media. My retirement funds thank you all! Only in America can the federal government hold people hostage on airplanes for hours and hours without letting them off or letting the plane take off. I call that terrorism. The airlines will put passengers on the plane, knowing they do not have a pilot, and will not let them off. Classic government actions superseding common sense. Someone needs to put a flaming bag of dog poo on the doorstep of the person(s) responsible for this idiocy.08-13-2007 To politicians: In case this concept eludes you due to your life in politics; spending more money on programs that are failing never, never, never helps with anything. Whether it is war, education, roads, or whatever, you have to fix the failure, not spend more money on it. Somewhere in American history the American masses lost their train of thought and started believing that the federal government, not the local governments, were responsible for EVERYTHING. The federal government was not intended to be so large. Local governments were supposed to take care of everything except national issues. It is about time the people started holding the local governments accountable for the poor decisions, poor planning, and complete ineptitude being shown repeatedly of late with disasters such as floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, etc.. Just remember; you voted these dumbasses into office. You only have yourselves to blame. Remember; preparedness happens BEFORE something happens, not after, when all you can do is cry for help from the federal government and then blame them for all of local governments failures. Britney Spears' momma is humping Kfed? Now that is hilarious! Restless leg syndrome. I love the warnings for the drug Requip; if you experience odd sexual or gambling urges, stop taking it. I think if a drug makes me want to f**k a goat or go throw all of my money away, I believe I will have to say no to drugs on this one.08-08-2007 That George Bush is a baddddd man. We now hear people blaming Republicans for the bridge collapse in Minneapolis. I do not know about you, but I am afraid of George Bush. He caused global warming, tidal waves, Hurricane Katrina, bridge collapses, volcanoes, 9/11, and everything else that has happened in the past decade. We all now know that if a Democrat was in the White House none of the above things would have happened. I bet people who vote Democrat really agree with this and are extremely proud of the Democrat Party. Does anyone know why liberals keep trying to pass laws promoting Socialism, Fascism, Marxism, Communism, and other failed government systems? What do they say about those that do not remember history are doomed to repeat it? Do they think policies and programs that failed previously will miraculously work NOW? I believe we need to immediately cut off ALL foreign aid to any country that promotes barbarian tactics such as genital mutilation, beheadings, stoning to death, and genocide. New York wants to pay students to go to school and do the work. Some may think this is stupid, but I have thought about this for a while and it seems to me this is a form of reverse welfare. I do believe in the long run, it would be cheaper to pay them to go to school, rather than pay them welfare the rest of their lives. If they pay the students to go to school and get an education the students may be able to get a decent job and contribute to society.08-01-2007 Embarrassment of the year: The Brian Nichols Trial. Guilty as hell. There is NO question of guilt in this case, but the public defenders have already spent $1.8 million in defense costs and the trial is a long way off. The taxpayers are paying for this nonsense. The real questions are: would they do the same for you and why are they paying this much for this piece of garbage, who society has no use for? He killed a judge, a court reporter, a policeman, and another man after breaking out of court lockup. What the hell is wrong with our justice system when there is no question of guilt and we are still wasting money trying to defend him. Google this trial for the humor, as it is a major joke and embarrassment for everyone involved. This trial is the epitome of skipping the trial and going straight to the sentencing phase. Lethal injection is fine, just don't forget to swab his arm before you put in the needle. We wouldn't want the man you're about to kill to get any germs. WTF Congratulations go out to the leaders of New Haven Connecticut for their blatant disregard of American law by bypassing all methods of verifying the identity of their citizens. People that cannot get a driver's license or other legal ID can now get a City ID Card from the city. They say it is so illegal aliens can use banks and libraries, but I guarantee you this is just one more attempt to get illegal aliens the right to vote. These pathetic excuses for leaders voted for this nonsense 25-1. I would like to thank whoever that 1 person is who tried to uphold the "rule of law" that has carried this country for many, many years. Make sure you tell everyone you know to spread the news around. This ID card will persuade illegal aliens to move to New Haven. If we can get enough illegal aliens moving to New Haven, maybe other sorry-assed politicians will not spread this around the country. Click for more.07-23-2007 I Just want to thank the inventors of the Bluetooth type headphones that go on someone's ear. Do Americans need any help making other people think they are insane? I constantly hear people mumbling to themselves, thinking they are completely insane, while all the while they are talking to someone on the phone. GREAT IDEA. I feel cheated. It used to be that when you saw someone talking to themselves in the car, driving down the road, that you just knew that they were insane. Now you just do not know. How are we going to be able to decide who is crazy now? I guess it is the same reason I talk to myself most of the time: I get more intelligent answers that way. I think one of the biggest problems with America is the fact that there is so much red tape in the invention business now. If America wants to continue being the greatest country in the World we need to use some of the millions of dollars being wasted on useless programs and get the invention process back to where it needs to be; with the people. There are countless inventions that go unfound because of red tape and expense to the inventor. We need a government program that will honestly do all of the research for the inventor so that the inventor will not have to pay thousands of dollars just to get an invention looked at. America would not be as great today if there were so many hoops to jump through back in the 1800's and 1900's. |
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