An Athens Georgia store was robbed by a man that  got away with some loot.  Fortunately for authorities, this man had completed a job application just prior to robbing the store.  And yes, he did use his real name. Demetrius Robinson, age 28, apparently completed the job application as he waited for the store to clear out some [...]

The founder of CNN, Ted Turner, says that global warming will lead to cannibalism in 30-40 years.  Strangely enough, Ted Turner also owns a restaurant chain named Ted’s Montana Grill.  The restaurants specialty?  Bison Burgers.  Let’s hope that Ted does not get any ideas to serve human burgers 30-40 years down the road. According [...]

Cash Burch, age 24, was arrested yesterday after a man found him locked inside his Ford Explorer. According to reports, the Ford Explorer has an anti-theft system which disables the door locks after the battery loses power.  Unfortunately for Burch, his attempts at starting the vehicle drained the battery and caused the anti-theft features to kick in. In [...]

On Monday, Ocala Florida Police were involved in a police chase involving a tow truck, with a vehicle attached to it. According to reports, a sexual battery suspect named Brett Wass, was fleeing pursuing police officers in the tow truck.  Wass, age 28, apparently smashed into a police car then crashed into some trees. After crashing the [...]

A Bellevue Ohio man, named Art Price, was arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.  According to reports, the police evidence includes video footage of the sex act. A Bellevue Police Captain indicated that Art Price was was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table.  Because of the close proximity to [...]

A Texas woman was forced to remove her nipple rings prior to boarding a flight in Lubbock.  Mandi Hamlin, age 37, had trouble removing one of the rings, so she was forced to request a pair of pliers from the Transportation Security Administration Agents. According to reports, the male agents had “snickered” as she removed the nipple [...]

Laquan Joyner, and her husband Theo Grimes, have been praying and asking God to send them a sign.  According to them, their prayers were answered when they discovered a moldy image of Jesus in their shower. The couple says they will never clean the spot and now treat the shower as a shrine. Similar items have gone up [...]

Garrett A. Dalton, of Naugatuck Connecticut, has been charged with workers compensation fraud.  While being apparently to injured to work his job as a Corrections Officer, the man was able to do some running in an attempt to win Hannah Montana tickets. To win the Hannah Montana tickets, Dalton had to run a 40 yard dash [...]

Anthony Smith, 24, was charged with two counts of endangering the life of a child and one count of unlawful use of a weapon, after two children in his home were injured by a stray bullet that came from the oven. Apparently Anthony Smith decided the oven was a safe place to store his loaded weapon.  Unfortunately, a pre-heating oven [...]

A UK couple recently won an astonishing £5.3 million lottery jackpot.  The media, very interested in the story, unearthed evidence proving that the married couple are brother and sister. George Wass met the love of his life in 1983.  Alice Wass, age 61, had been tracing her family roots when they met.  According to reports, Alice [...]