Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of [...]

 > Mr.Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws > her arms around his > neck: > "I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think  > we’re going to have a > baby! > The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find > out for sure, we > can’t tell anybody." > > The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a [...]

 This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters .  (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993)  4) George W Bush has 11 letters.       This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting:  1) New [...]

                                                                                 

       

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 An  older lady gets pulled over for speeding…   Older Woman: Is there a problem,  Officer?   Officer:  Ma’am, you were speeding.   Older  Woman: Oh, I see.  Officer:  Can I see your license please?    Older  Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.   Officer:  Don’t have one?  Older  Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. [...]

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage @BrideGroom Char(NotBad), @Bride Char(Good) AS   SELECT Bride FROM Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND CarCount > 2 AND HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND   BrideEduStatus=’PGorAbove’   HavingBrothers=’NO’ AND   HavingSisters =’No’ AND    AllowRelocate =’YES’ AND           SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw          UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal  UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + [...]