Quote: "It's a treasure chest of lost material that rightly needs to be seen."

Quote: "'Axe Kickin' Edition' is the same film as previously released. If there is any new material, then it is so miniscule that it does not alter any scene in the slightest."

Quote: "Casper's Scare School is the latest variation on the tired Casper theme."

Quote: "The problem with The Number 23 is that an interesting premise, good acting, and a partially promising resolution (see 'The Rebuttal Witness') don't come together. It just falls flat. The characters never fully pull you in, the story doesn't quite grab you, and it ends with a sigh. It's neither a bad movie nor a great one. It's simply average in every conceivable measure, and it creates a very bland movie."

Quote: "The Last Mimzy narbled in the frilly froes
With ribbly and rangoon over the lardy.
The mimzy went a fomithing
And it kerfloffed and skibbled alunder."

Quote: "Some way-too-smart kid gets a good one-up on the big bad government, and they live happily ever after. Flash forward twenty years and it's not quite so harmless."

Quote: "The music was pulled from the shelves for years, and now it is back. Truthfully, the DVD is nothing. It's all about the music, and The Traveling Wilburys made some great music that is warmly welcomed back."

Quote: "Giving modern overtones and sensibilities to men hiding in a forest and shooting arrows at bad guys doesn't work when everyone is acting all hip and modern."

Quote: "Ellium: Rise of the Fallen is hereby found guilty of using too much silicone."

Quote: "All in all, you have three very manly, macho, straight men convincingly playing three sexually diverse drag queens. That, in and of itself, is worth the price of admission. That the movie is so darn funny is a big bonus."