Quote: "I've had more fun on my hands and knees polishing my bathroom grout with a toothbrush."

Quote: "To quote Abraham Lincoln, people who like this sort of thing will find Step Up to be the sort of thing they like. (No, Lincoln didn't actually mention Step Up when he spoke that famous line. But you catch my drift.)"

Quote: "If you've ever wondered how Rear Window might have played if it had starred the guy from Police Academy, this might be your lucky day."

Quote: "Jaglom never met a cinematic metaphor he didn't embrace, and he employs each one with the sensitive subtlety of Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove album."

Quote: "The street-level imagery of Bye Bye Havana clutches the viewer's throat with undeniable power. Seeing the people of Cuba living in rampant squalor, even as their government goes blithely along pretending that the socialist revolution has been a resounding success for all concerned, delivers a rabbit punch to the audience's collective conscience."

Quote: "It's clear from the outset that the unnamed boy at the center of the narrative is an avatar for the director himself. Gerard's nostalgia for his childhood homeland reverberates in every lovingly captured scene, in every colorful character, and in every reminiscence within the narration."

Quote: "Dreary, emotionally uninvolving, and at times incomprehensible, I Love Your Work takes an interesting theme and purees it -- along with the viewer's brain -- into pistachio pudding."

Quote: "It's an idea rife with hilarious comedic possibilities. The execution? That's another story."

Quote: "I place the blame for this laugh-free remake squarely upon the shoulders of director Dean Parisot, whose previous feature Galaxy Quest blossomed with sharp wit and cagey insights, and screenwriters Judd Apatow and Nicholas Stoller, who, based on their work here, wouldn't recognize a decent punch line if the spirits of Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield were summoned from the afterlife to throw joke books at them."

Quote: "It's rare that a film can be described as predictable, derivative, simplistic, and saccharine, and also be described as a good movie. Dreamer: Inspired By A True Story -- and yes, the latter subheading is part of the film's official title -- is just such a rare film."