Quote: "Brendan Foley shows such promise as both a writer and a director that I wish I could report that the movie is a near miss. Unfortunately, it misses the mark by a wide berth."

Quote: "Grab this set and you'll be facing 900 hilarious minutes of Maxwell Smart's adventures...and loving it!"

Quote: "The plot is sound (if goofy in the way most alternate universe stories are a little goofy), the pace is breezy (the brief 78-minute running time is perfect for this one), and the action is tight, but the tone is pure kiddie-show cliche."

Quote: "A blast of an action picture than doesn't give a rat's keester about wowing the teenage demographic. I wish there were more movies like it."

Quote: "Son of Rambow is either an all-ages entertainment with a cop-out ending, or a kids' movie that wrestles with themes too sophisticated for its own good."

Quote: "We're just gonna play a bunch of tunes and we're glad you showed up. -- Sheryl Crow (speaking in a tone of voice that suggests she may have chugged an entire bottle of NyQuil before stepping on stage)"

Quote: "Despite the producers' ulterior motives, the show never feels pedantic. Curious George is a perfect blend of educational and entertainment television."

Quote: "I read a few Legion of Super-Heroes comics as a kid. They detail Superman's (or sometimes Superboy's) 31st-century adventures alongside a team of second-tier heroes like Lightning Boy and Saturn Girl. I never understood the point. Watching Legion of Super Heroes, an animated retooling of the comic book, did nothing to clarify the intended appeal."

Quote: "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: The Complete First Season starts poorly, but finishes strong."

Quote: "VeggieTales succeeds because of the quality of both its writing and animation. It's not just good religious entertainment or good children's entertainment, it's good entertainment."