Quote: "Heck, you try making a film that encapsulates how it feels to suddenly wake up and realize your whole life is spread out in front of you, and you have no idea what the @#$% to do about it. See if it makes sense to anyone else."

Quote: "Maiko Haaaan!!! is as sweet as it is zany. Its denouement goes on a bit longer than it should, but all told, it balances out against the inherent tomfoolery of the first and second acts. Fans of Japanese comedies should be satisfied, as well as those looking for a hefty dose of irreverence in their romantic comedies."

Quote: "After any other sane group of people would have settled, negotiated, compromised, or just plain run from the oncoming wave of stormtrooper-like authority figures in full riot gear, the punks wave middle fingers in the air and egg them on."

Quote: "Music is a big part of this film, and Nana is laden with J-pop songs that are biologically catchy the way a cold is contagious. Whether you like the music or not, the songs and melodies go in your ear and incubate for days."

Quote: "The end result is a film that feels frighteningly accessible, mostly because we've seen it before -- many, many times before."

Quote: "A stronger character drama than a medical show, Crossing Jordan: Season One represents the jumping off point of a quality ensemble cast still finding its rhythm."

Quote: "It is a bit of a surreal experience trying to watch Stargate: The Ark of Truth having never watched a single episode of Stargate: SG-1 before, kind of like gate-crashing a family reunion of strangers. Fun, but somewhat disorientating."

Quote: "A head-scratching collision of genres wadded up like a ball of mismatched socks, Botched is quirky enough to warrant a rental from the terminally bored, but too scattered and disjointed to be noteworthy for the masses."

Quote: "Dense, prosaic, multilayered, and didactic, La Chinoise is at times less a movie and more an on-site exercise in social and political discourse that happens to have a camera running in the room."

Quote: "With the air and credibility of a flea market psychic, Paranormal State: The Complete Season One panders endlessly upon bad horror film mythology with Blair Witch-style shenanigans, all at the expense of a viewing experience even remotely investigative, journalistic, dramatic or scientific. Poor Occam just slit his wrists with his own razor."