Quote: "With so many of these shows out tracking down all this paranormal malfeasance the obvious question pops up: Where are the ghosts?"

Quote: "Whether the actors are this bad or pretending to be this bad, it's still bad, and the unfunny gag overstays its welcome."

Quote: "90% of this movie is about dudes in military uniforms gathered in a dark room talking about how much they want to score some sweet tanks."

Quote: "I didn't laugh as much as I did watching Napoleon Dynamite, but the guffaws were of higher quality."

Quote: "Another delicious and nutritious offering of quality kids programming."

Quote: "I am a sucker for these types of game show outtake anthologies."

Quote: "Kids, this sucker is boring."

Quote: "Seriously, this film is like every Afterschool Special ever made, thrust into a blender, pureed into a fine paste, and headlined by actors who can't deliver a line."

Quote: "What a gut-wrenching experience this is."

Quote: "Not as manic and profanity-laden as Larry David's efforts, but they definitely share a common ancestor."