Quote: "It might scratch the itch for anyone hankering for a woman-out-for-justice vengeance flick, but for me, this Lady Punisher is trapped in below-average outing."

Quote: "Highly recommended for fans of woman-wronged-and-goes-on-a-genitalia-impaling-spree exploitation."

Quote: "It's got all the ingredients: a shadowy conspiracy, uptight nuns with something to hide, lots of pounding on the walls in a confined space, feverish visions, bleeding walls, old horny guys that are attracted to their own family, torture in the name of piousness, spontaneous lesbianism, chanting, screaming, pleading, dead languages and a big reveal, which is exactly fairly unsettling."

Quote: "What a fantastic way to soak up history!"

Quote: "The primary purpose of the DVD is of an evangelical nature -- that is, these objections have been grappled with for centuries by some of the most gigantic brains in human history, so it's doubtful an 80-minute documentary will put these issues to rest."

Quote: "I don't know anyone who's heard Regan that hasn't thought he was pretty much the funniest man alive. I know that sounds elitist, but screw it. I defy you not to cough up a lung when he launches into his intelligent life on Neptune gag."

Quote: "It's probably a cheap shot to smack around the 'unrealistic' nature of the fighting in a movie where the main character wears a Fram air filter on his face."

Quote: "Go into this with the right expectations -- a comedy that takes its time, focusing on character work instead of boffo set-ups -- and an enjoyable experience awaits."

Quote: "One of my favorite shows gets its best season. If you like fun TV, you'll like this set."

Quote: "The Forbidden Kingdom is a bona fide visual and audio treat and would be a great selection to impress your non-HD friends, except for the fact that the movie itself is a massive letdown."