Reviewed by David Johnson
Quote: "The only difference between this movie and every other low-budget mutant snake flick is the presence of David Hasselhoff. And yes, that might be enough."

Reviewed by Paul Pritchard
Quote: "I really struggle to understand how anybody could see the sense in funding a movie this poor."

Reviewed by Daryl Loomis
Quote: "In a case of addition by subtraction, Black Magic Rites elects to explain nothing, alleviating any confusion by keeping the story as obscured as possible. This leaves us free to enjoy what this film is really about: virgins in chains...and there are a lot of them."

Reviewed by David Johnson
Quote: "I take no pleasure in lambasting the film because there is indeed a dearth of quality Christian-themed entertainment and writer/director Timothy Chey has his heart in the right place (and offers a nice, honest commentary), but this just isn't going to cut it."

Reviewed by David Johnson
Quote: "Unless the audience members that attended the screening in 1981 were draped in bare electrical wires, I can't imagine anyone getting shocked by this boring, tepid mess."

Reviewed by Ryan Keefer
Quote: "There are a couple of laughs, but this compilation amounts to nothing more than an updated version of an old NFL Follies VHS"

Reviewed by Ryan Keefer
Quote: "I like reggae a little, and I like weed a lot, but I didn't particularly like this set."

Reviewed by Joel Pearce
Quote: "Lennon's death was a complete waste, and Chapter 27 isn't any better. It tells us the story of what happened but -- just like Mark David Chapman -- it has no purpose. Lennon's memory deserves better."

Reviewed by Franck Tabouring
Quote: "Something clearly went wrong during the development of this adaptation."

Reviewed by Daryl Loomis
Quote: "From its opening moments, Nude for Satan delivers on the two elements of the title. But the thread of plot is so thin and frayed that it snaps almost immediately and never regains any kind of sanity."