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Twisted Humor. Funny Rants. Dirty Jokes, Funny MySpace Pictures, Comedy Video. The Twisted Humor of HogWild! Women, you really need us to listen to your problems. And when you don't get what you NEED...
The #1 key is Confidence. When you are confident, you are in control of yourself and your environment. You can handle anything thrown your way. Except ninja-stars. For that'll you need confidence PLUS excellent ninja-star dodging abilities. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
Do you hate this, too?
A guy's feelings towards you -- much like his boner -- need constant visual and physical stimulation. Ignore the boner and it will shrink away, then eventually point in a different direction. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
I felt really MANLY as I held on for dear life to the girl who was driving.
I thought this is how you please women...
How DARE he call you a name like that. You should call HIM over by yelling, "Hey toothpick d!ck! Come here! I need to pick something out of my teeth and your skinny little toothpick wiener is all that's available." Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
HogWild Idea #1... Musical Chairs! It's so boring to sit in the same place for 4 hours. It would be more fun if every few minutes, you had to switch seats. And when the music stops, if you don't have a seat, then you are OUT and you don't get any more food. Or love.
...this one kid almost decapitated himself on the monkey bars so...
As a kid he told me, "Thanksgiving is a holiday where we give thanks! To America's first President... Jesus Christ."
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