"A Lego-style figurine resembling an Islamic terrorist strapped with explosives and made by a small American company has caused an uproar among Muslims and non-Muslims alike."

Allah forbid they get this pissed off about say.....REAL TERRORISTS. Mumbai, Somalia, Iraq, Pakistan, Thailand... eh? Who cares, the "lego" is evil, it must die.

YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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This is good AND bad....well written but so factually true it's painful:
"Anyone would think we had just elected a hip, skinny and youthful replacement for God, with a plan to modernise Heaven and Hell – or that at the very least John Lennon had come back from the dead.

The swooning frenzy over the choice of Barack Obama as President of the United States must be one of the most absurd waves of self-deception and swirling fantasy ever to sweep through an advanced civilisation. At least Mandela-worship – its nearest equivalent – is focused on a man who actually did something.

I really don’t see how the Obama devotees can ever in future mock the Moonies, the Scientologists or people who claim to have been abducted in flying saucers. This is a cult like the one which grew up around Princess Diana, bereft of reason and hostile to facts."

Read the whole thing HERE. Read the WHOLE thing. Peter Hitchens nails it.

Deliciously politically incorrect. LOVE IT!!!!!

Via Judging Truth:"As we approach the Christmas season, our thoughts turn to giving. Traditionally we look for meaningful presents to give our loved ones that help us celebrate the gift of life that Christ gave us by his suffering and death(****or if you are an atheist/agnostic you just give for the heck of it.) I am posting this request to ask that you give the gift of life itself to a complete stranger this Christmas.

His name is Tyler Seedig and he is a young Marine who was had just begun his journey in life and in service to others. He was home with his family this Thanksgiving weekend and went deer hunting with his older brother on Sunday. On the way back home they were involved in a car accident that claimed the life of his older brother Tanner and left Tyler severely burned. He was transported to the Parkland Burn Unit where he remains in a critical care unit with severe burns over 65% of his body. He will not be reporting to his unit, nor will he be home for Christmas, New Years or possibly even Easter. Tyler will most likely spend the next six months in Parkland Hospital trying to survive the initial trauma, fight off the coming infections and allow his body to slowly rebuild."

If you are in Texas, please donate blood, which is critically needed @ Carter Blood Center, if not, I am sure his family would appreciate all the help they can get in this trying time. Donations are being accepted @

Parkland Burn Unit
c/o Parkland Health & Hospital System
5201 Harry Hines Blvd.
Dallas, TX 75235 - (214) 590-8000

"Georgia Republican Sen. Saxby Chambliss handed the GOP a firewall against Democrats eager to flex their newfound political muscle in Washington, winning a bruising runoff battle Tuesday night that had captured the national limelight.

Chambliss' victory thwarted Democrats' hopes of winning a 60 seat filibuster-proof majority in the Senate." Thank the beer gods.

UPDATED: I hate to say I TOLD YOU SO(Lestard)but,"Pirates fire on US cruise ship in hijack attempt."


Muslim Pirates attack and take ships, hostages, cargo and the only country so far to do anything about it is France? WTH??? What is this world coming to?

Hong Kong grain ship hijacked by pirates.

Danish oil ship briefly seized off Nigeria.

Tensions rise as French capture 9 pirates.

We're "stunned"???"The top US military officer said Monday he was "stunned" by the reach of the Somali pirates who seized a Saudi supertanker off the east coast of Africa, calling piracy a growing problem that needs to be addressed."

Stunned, these Islamic Jihading scourge of the seas have been pirating for hundreds of years. Stunned. What a joke. Can we do something about it now? Make Jefferson proud.

I am: acrimonious, affronted, aggravated, angered, annoyed, bitter, boiling, bothered, chafed, cross, displeased, disturbed, embittered, enraged, exasperated, festering, fiery, foaming-mouthed, fuming, furious, galled, hopping mad, huffy, incensed, indignant, inflamed, infuriated, irate, irked, irritated, livid, mad, miffed, nettled, offended, outraged, peeved, perturbed, piqued, pissed-off, pissed, provoked, put out, raging, raving, resentful, riled, roiled, ruffled, smarting, smoldering, ticked off, troubled, upset, vexed, worked up and generally cheesed the feck off.

"The US Army and Navy have both hired experts in the ethics of building machines to prevent the creation of an amoral Terminator-style killing machine that murders indiscriminately.

By 2010 the US will have invested $4 billion in a research programme into "autonomous systems", the military jargon for robots, on the basis that they would not succumb to fear or the desire for vengeance that afflicts front line soldiers.

A British robotics expert has been recruited by the US Navy to advise them on building robots that do not violate the Geneva Conventions."

1) 4 billion dollars???? WTF-INGF???
2) We hired some British dude? What? We have NO ONE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY who can build a "moral Geneva Convention following" robot? ?
3) Since when did front line fighting become MURDER?
4) This is just for the RESEARCH??? 4 Billion? No wonder we're fecked.
5) How the FECK is the Robot going to know the Geneva Conventions when the assholes they would fight don't know them?
6) Is this a f-ing joke?
7) Ethics?
8) Amoral robots?
9) 4 billion spent on MORAL ROBOT research. WHO THE FECK APPROVED THIS SHIZZ?
10) DUDE, where's my country.

"Michelle Obama is to receive this £20,000($35,000+) thank you from her husband for her support during the election.

The Harmony ring is made of rhodium - the world's most expensive metal --and encrusted with diamonds. It is being hastily made by Italian designer Giovanni Bosco in time for January's inauguration ceremony." Allegedly.

Good lord. This is the guy who said:"We are going through the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression." Fuck him. Elitist fuck.

"The U.S. military expects to have 20,000 uniformed troops inside the United States by 2011 trained to help state and local officials respond to a nuclear terrorist attack or other domestic catastrophe, according to Pentagon officials."

Am I the only one NOT comfortable with this?

Last night I was talking to a few friends and asked them all if Obama had said a damn thing about the attacks in India, and not one of us could recall.

No. No, Obama himself has said nothing. His mouthpiece did here, but other than that he's been mum. Interesting response from the person who is to be the next president. Or shall I say interesting LACK of response. Is this going to be another 8 years of Clinton where we ignore the threats and hope they go away? All the while decimating our military and ass kissing the fucks in the UN?

Baby faced????
"And as Indian commandos ended the bloody 59-hour siege at the Taj yesterday by killing the last three Islamic gunmen, baby-faced Kasab was dispassionately detailing the background to the mayhem.

He described how its mastermind briefed the group to ‘target whites, preferably Americans and British’.

Some of the militants, including Kasab, posed as students during a visit to Mumbai a month ago, filming the ‘strike locations’ and familiarizing themselves with the city’s roads."
No comment.

File this under phucked:
"Planned Parenthood in Indiana says it is selling gift certificates this holiday season for the first time in its history.

The gift certificates, which are only available in $25 increments, can be used on a number of Planned Parenthood services, including abortions."

"A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning."

Hey I am ALL FOR a good deal but this is crazy. It's not the stores, it's the people. I used to think it was fun, but after last year when 3 times I got elbowed, rammed and slapped, I opted out this year.

Apparently there is still fighting going on and The Taj Mahal Hotel is still seeing sporadic gun fire. The Jewish Center fighting is over 5 were found dead.

"The death toll from Wednesday's attacks in nine locations was 155 -- an Italian, a Briton and two Americans were among the at least 10 foreigners killed -- with a further 327 injured, CNN-IBN reported." I'm afraid the toll may go up.

"Pranab Mukherjee, the external affairs minister for Maharashtra state, where Mumbai is located, said the preliminary investigation "indicates that some elements in Pakistan are involved."

What I find so disturbing about his attack is the thought that it could easily happen here. Americans have once more grown complacent in regard to terrorism forgetting that there were and ARE valid reasons to continue the fight on Islamic terrorists.

These people have no respect for life, they do not care if woman, children, elderly or dogs are shot and killed. In fact the young terrorist above was captured smiling at the carnage he wrought. We must NOT become a 9/10 world again.

UPDATED: Looks like the rumor mill is talking about this being a Pakistani job. Also, ot's being said they came by ship, and the ship has been located.
UPDATED HERE.

Coordinated Terrorist Attacks TARGET AMERICANS AND BRITISH:
"At least 40 people are reportedly being held hostage in Mumbai, India, by gunmen who targeted luxury hotels, a popular tourist attraction and a crowded train station in at least seven attacks.

Eyewitnesses said the terrorists appeared to be targeting Americans and the British.

An organization calling itself the Deccan Mujahideen claimed it was behind attacks in India's financial capital Mumbai that have left at least 80 people dead."
Is this Obama's test Biden?

Eat, drink and have a great time today! Be thankful for this wonderful country we live in and those who defend her everyday.

Funny, a story that has the potential to rock The White House, Obama's possible ineligibility to serve in the office of President due to his possible place of birth being KENYA, is being ignored completely by ALL of the MSM. Sure it's probably a load of malarkey, but then again it's very interesting considering the case could hold far ranging ramifications. Especially in terms of anchor babies.

Today, Clarence Thomas has agreed to look at Leo C. Denofrio’s case in regard to eligibility and meaning of the term "natural born citizen".

"He submitted an application for an emergency stay to prohibit the use of what he called “defective ballots” in the state of New Jersey because they contained ineligible candidates for the office of President of the United States, and asked that the court order New Jersey Secretary of State (SOS) Nina Mitchell Wells to remove the names of Republican candidate John McCain, Democratic candidate Barack Obama and Socialist Workers Party candidate Roger Calero from New Jersey ballots.

According to Denofrio, the three candidates are not “natural born citizens,” as required by the Constitution to hold the office of President of the United States."

Very Interesting.

The American Thinker sums it up exactly as I have for the last few weeks:
Why the Barack Obama Birth Certificate Issue Is Legitimate
"The question not being asked by the holders of power, who dismiss this as a rightwing conspiracy, is what's the downside of disclosing? This is a legitimate issue of inquiry because Barack Obama has turned it into one. The growing number of people who demand an answer in conformance with the Constitution are doing their work; the people's watchdogs aren't."

There's always this as well:

Vewy Intewesting.

"President-elect Barack Obama will keep Defense Secretary Robert Gates in that job for at least a year, according to an official familiar the two men's discussions."

Clinton lackeys, Bush-men and RINO's OH MY! Now there's some Change We Can Believe In™!

Bonus:

Be thankful you aren't on the Space Shuttle for Thanksgiving.

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War on Thanksgiving continues: On kids dressing up as Indians and Pilgrims,"Some say having students dress up as pilgrims and Native Americans is 'demeaning.' Their opponents say they are elitists injecting politics into a simple children's celebration." Screw the elitist liberal douche bag parents.


War on Christmas @ Florida Gulf Coast University,"FGCU administration has banned all holiday decorations from common spaces on campus and canceled a popular greeting card design contest, which is being replaced by an ugly sweater competition. In Griffin Hall, the university's giving tree for needy preschoolers has been transformed into a "giving garden." More total douchebaggery.

The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming...."New Russian President Seems To Be Reviving Adversarial Relations With The U.S."

Vaclav Klaus, the possible new President of the EU called Al Gore,"an "apostle of arrogance". Gotta like the guy.

Then there's the bailout mania,No on Prop 8 judges switching sides (possibly) and Venezuela acting like the scum they are.

Bush has pardoned a few people how nice of him. When reading the list I noticed that wrongly imprisoned Border Patrol Agents Ramos and Compean's names were somehow MISTAKENLY LEFT OFF. BECAUSE IF THAT SON OF A BITCH DOESN'T PARDON THOSE TWO MEN, I WILL SECRETLY TRAIN BARNEY TO SIC BALLS.

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When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat. -- David Letterman

Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shot gun going, "Blam! Blam!" Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?--Kenny Rogerson

There's a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They prefer to buy the bird live and then push it in front of a subway train.--David Letterman

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. - Phyllis Diller

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.--George Carlin

This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one. My mom says I don't have to sit at the card table. -- Jim Samuels

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, "How long has Mom been drinking like this?" My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, "Here, kitty, kitty."--David Letterman

At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. "Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's more in the oven, some more in the garage. The rest are at the Johnson's." -- Louie Anderson

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out -- Jay Leno

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. -- Erma Bombeck

It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said, "Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual?" She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed. - Bob Smith

Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. - Johnny Carson