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 Sick and Wrong is your hearing aid into the dark, depraved, and dripping abscess that is contemporary existence. An enchanting melange of social criticism, pointed observation, and well-deserved derision; Sick and Wrong is the pepto-bismol for society's indigestion. This show brings two spiteful, jaded, and demented observers of humankind head-to-
head in direct competition for a case of Miller Genuine Draft. In their critically acclaimed weekly podcast, award-winning broadcasters D. Simon and Lance Wackerle discuss the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure. Mon, 16 Jan 2006 20:59:00 +0100
A brief sample of the show.
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I been a moonshiner for nigh on 20 year...I spend all my money on whiskey and beer. A Royal Oak man dresses up his kids as the SS, but he's still a better parent than the Ramseys. A Los Angeles Deputy goes OJ all over everyone's asses. Mr Gay UK is vying to become Mr Cannibal UK. Some shitty stories from listeners.
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The actual facts of Dee and Lance's Michigan excursion are illuminated. A butthole is stapled, by Dee. A shitbag is hurled courtesy of Lance. An infant may have been violated, from a listener. Moonshine is on its way! Hurrah!
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To cut or not to cut? Dee Simon and Special Guest Host Sleazy E discuss the contentious topic of male circumcision with Ron Low, the founder and creator of the TLCTugger, and Rabbi Bob, Dee's father, who is an authority on the snipping of foreskins.
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A horrifying genetic disease that you've probably never heard of. Minister fucks wifes comatose body. Spree killer fields call from victim's daughter. Russian Satanists eat teens and crucify rodent. Email.
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Lance went to Prison this morning, but the show must go on. On the streets of Killedelphia, hammer-bludgeonings abound. In the booths of Denny's people attempt to self-stab themselves out of drug overdoses. In China, teenage girls fly off like water-rockets. TP tells us the story of his origin.
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Scott Michaels of Findadeath.com and the Dearly Departed Tours comes on SW to give us the lowdown on celebrity and other notable deaths. Scott has a load of obscure knowledge that you listeners are sure to enjoy. He'd be the perfect Jeopardy contestant if that show were much more interesting.
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What collectible historical body part do you covet? Wackerle explores more diaper fetish issues. Simon wonders why anyone would want a hunchback's hump. Listener considers the going barter-rate of sex with a five year old in Texas. Listener calls and emails.
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Wackerle's city, Oakland, is a confirmed shithole. The Burger King in Xenia is not a place where you should eat. If you're thinking about leaving your children with Joe Duncan, you are fucked in the head. Despite prior notions to the contrary, Puppies turn out to be assholes. Dee and Lance critique listener domiciles.
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The Fake Video-Game Episode! Gumball Rally Madness. Simon's Decap Attack. Wackerle's Shitfall. Listener's Where in the World is Preacher's Chopped-up Wife? Many calls and emails.
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SW anticipates the Olympics. But really the Olympic discussion is a prelude to the greatest SW Bargain ever offered! This week only, you get...TWO GREYHOUND BUSES, TWO BEHEADINGS, ONE DIGRUNTLED CHEF, AND ONE FLAYED MAN for the price of JUST THREE STORIES. Folks, if you act now YOU MAY EVEN GET A BONUS CALL FROM TRUCKER PAUL!
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Sick and Wrong, the Emo Episode. Dee's break up prompts SW to invite Ian to tell us all what a bad split really looks like. A Phoenixville burglar's break-in attempt doesn't go as planned and ruins some guy's Monday morning coffee. A corpse fucker-beheader turns out to just be a beheader. A Brit torches his best man. More info from callers Mormon Girl and Airborne Mohawk.
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When it comes to baby-dolls, how real is too real...and can we get a harlequin model? A Red Lobster executive commits balloon-icide. A Frenchman smashes child against Roman sculpture. Some southerners kill Xtian Rockers for 2 bucks. A mormon listener calls in.
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Welcome back...our dreams were our ticket out...the SW routine is back and we're talking about Hitler myths. A murderous Indonesian magician from W. A disgruntled and low-paid ex-video store employee from S. A Cheez-Whiz fetus from the listener. Some calls and emails from other folks.
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Dee is on vacation, so we pre-taped an interview with everybody's favorite guest and Presidential hopeful, Mr. Bob Madigan. And when I say 'we', I mean Dee. I have no idea what this is about, so we're all just going to have to listen together and find out what happened. Since this is Bob's first official in-studio appearance since he got sober, let's all try and spot the differences since last time. It'll be just like Blue's Clues!
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Listen to SW debate...are we exaggerating the importance of obesity, or is feederism really an grave threat? South Carolinian kid named Asia is decapitated by an Atlanta Rolly Coaster. Dee is a little to enthused about a toddler brothel. A listener informs us about Czech kids slowly being nibbled away. A new king of callers appears...the interesting and direct FOZZIE BEAR!
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SW celebrates Gay Pride Week with special guest stars...Jeff Simon and Matt-ress Duvet. There's not much else you need to know. Just listen to this amazing SW free-for-all with a little more gay perspective than usual!
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FROM THE 'VILLE...RIP. We get a post-mortem on the show from FTV's very-own Martin. Wackerle finds fault with a group of bystanders who watch as a man brutally beats his infant son. A Dee Simon look-a-like goes on a crack-fueled mutilation spree. A group of UK tweens look a gift horse in the mouth and testify against their scrotal pain addict patron. A former FTV listening transvestite confuses the hosts.
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The Feds are raining down Justice upon Max Hardcore. Bird mites exert their superiority over a Long Island woman. A MacGuyver-wanabe shows off his rape-assault skills. A disgruntled (but shouldn't be) Nipponese man runs over and stabs a bunch of Akhibara nerds. Some listener pretends he gets laid while listening to the Show.
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Plastic surgery for men? SW asks the tough questions. A Memphis cyborg survives for 58 years until laid to waste by a power outage. Meanwhile, a Texas granny is thrown down a well for 16 hours and lives to tell the tale. Canadian parents regret their attempt to make the 'Best-of-Craigslist' after the RCMP proves to have a limited sense of humor. What do you call a self inflicted hand-blumpkin?
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The Show is a day late because Dee and Big Jer were experimenting with the world of Hypnotism. A Norfolk, Virginia lady starves her babes. An Atlanta old folks' home experiences the violence. A listener tells a story that Lance can't remember at the time of this write-up. More DD Line calls.
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Bob Madigan developments are afoot. A Colorado man might be misinterpreting biblical passages about loving one's son. English grannies are preyed upon by Thai ladyboys. A suicidal Michigan man tries to remain chipper. More DD Line calls.
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Thankfully, there is finally something new under the sun - CORPSE LIQUEFACTION! Home SURGERY for kicks and Savings! Home RESURRECTION for fun and to scare the shits out of your children! Do-it-yourself home BONG-MAKING for fun and smoking the pot! A bunch of drunk dial line calls round out the show.
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Is Hollywood running out of A-list superheroes? What happens when a Canadian immigrant family's marriage goes to hell? When was the last time we had a serial murdering gang? What do German hausfraus do with their unwanted pregnacies? How does Trucker Paul shit while on the road? All will be revealed in this episode.
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We start with a tribute Albert Hoffman, inventor of LSD. A bay area immigrant tries to lobster boil his girlfriend's baby. Japanese girls are killing themselves with detergent concoctions. The listener submits what is probably the best SW story ever. Not much hope for the hosts this week.
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Yale embarasses itself once again, courtesy of women's studies major. Dee graces us with a story about serial murder on the open road. Lance keeps it short with a microwaved kitten. The listener proves though-provoking with a tale of Incest from the deep south...like southern hemisphere south. More thoughts from listeners.
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SW interviews the Ringmaster of the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, Jim Rose...Welcome!
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SW discusses the futility of attempting a half-assed Olympic torch demonstration. Dee's...funeral fondler. Lance's...irresponsible impalement. Listener's third-grade threat. A listener provides an audio montage of most of Lance's gay comments.
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SW explores the possiblities of male contraceptives, and the history of contraceptives altogether. A good samaritan gets multiple face-bites courtesy of Wackerle. Simon breaks with convention and shares a story with a listener regarding a French sexual-serial killer. A man fucks a picnic table, brought to you...by another listener. Trucker Paul proves out his veracity.
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The Philippines shows the Western world how Easter is done. Dee's developmentally disabled prisoner dies of a bee-bee overdose. Lance's Native American WWF fan won't be forgiven forever. Listener's Aussie Oldster creates a robotic killing machine. An emailer points Wackerle's closeted tendencies.
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St. Patrick provides some divine light upon Dee and Lance...then they get back into the same ol' shit. Should there be a national 'Jew Day'? Should foster parents keep their wards in crib-cages? Should part-time dads teach their kids to kill? Should girlfriends live for two years on the toilet? We'll never know for certain. Then again, we might find the answers in the SW Drunk Dial calls. We can only hope.
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SW adds some context to Switzer-gate by calling a friend of the show who has some past experience with high priced call girls. A story of lesbian-kiss-blood-ritual down under from Dee. Lance explores the depths to which bad John Denver karaoke can drive a Thai man. Kiwi ladies' genitals are intentionally mutilated, brought to you by the Listener. Some amazing SW Hotline Calls (phone orgasms included)!
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Continuing in the long tradition of SW Educational Episodes...Wackerle and Simon interview Eugene S. Robinson, lead singer of Oxbow, and author of 'Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-kicking But Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking'.
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Transgenderism...right or wrong? LW's crackhead-swandive. DS's hockey-bag hooker-compost. Listener's 'My One Dad' cut up 'My One Mom. Listener emails and drunk dial line calls.
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SW asks...how did you celbrate President's Day (sorry non-US-listeners)? Dee's story evokes Hitchcockian angst and penis anxiety, while Lance is disturbed by the thought of how deep one man's navel can go. The listener submission reminds doormen across the country why they need to screen visitors more closely. Dee reveals the most disturbing and hilarious sexcapades from the SW Forum.
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Dee has a Segway experience at SF's own Fisherman's Wharf. Lance presents a good old-fashioned SW Chav story. Dee brings us one about roller-rink security training protocols. A tale of corpse-sex from the listener this week. Other listener's phone in to the SW Drunk-Dial line with their stories of sexual embarassment.
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Grab your crotches boys...a friend of the show relates his story of genital trauma. Dee finds out about a new military technology being used by AQ in Iraq. Lance discovers a forbidden parade float theme. A listener researches unique lawn ornamentry. Another listener makes full use of the SW Drunk Dial Line.
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SW talks to Ryan Hobson about his up and coming Serial Killer Board Game. Lance's Hawaiian grounskeepers get a bit peckish. Dee's child rapist is in Arizona illegally. Listener's S and M couple go too far with utilities. People are angry with Wackerle about the state of the SW forum.
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General Butt Naked apologizes to Liberia for his wartime atrocities. Simon is sick to death of shit vandalism. Wackerle takes the opportunity to showcase one of his favorite disco tunes. A listener shows us why you should stay away from pee-drinking Hare Krishnas. A whole mess of listener correspondence.
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In anticipation of the 2008 Olympics, we get a preview of advancements in zoology from China. A Vietnamese immigrant pitches his spawn off a Mississippi bridge courtesy of Wackerle. A couple of Hell's Kitchen crack-heads attempt to cash a social security check, brought to you by Simon. The listener provides us with a tale of child abuse and Texas-style retribution. A Welsh listener corrects our dodgy pronounciation of Welsh slang.
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Antiques Roadshow...Abortion Instrument Edition! Pedo-necro-degeneracy! Broasted babies! Man invites cops over for a girl-b-cue! Listener email.
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SW records this one on New Year's Eve, and we recap the X-mas Tiger Miracle. Dee has a story about the Ultimate Prank Call. Wackerle has one about a pedo-yard-sale. Listener has one about Mortal Kombat for Kids. We review some of the calls to the SW-Drunk-Dial-Hotline.
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Its the Official Sick and Wrong 2007 Christmas Extravaganza. SW considers the best ways to kill yourself this X-mas Season. Dee and Lance knock back some nog and discuss a Santa hit in the head with a brick, nasty return letters from Canadian Santa, and crucified Bremerton Washington Santa.
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Dee found the perfect Christmas Present. Despite the holiday season, folks are still raping the paralyzed. In keeping with the holiday season, other folks are dying while decorating trees. In keeping with being Welsh, a welshman kills his wife, then has sex with her. SW announces the new hotline, 206-666-3846!
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AWWW SHIT!! Simon and Wackerle celebrate Sick and Wrong's 100th Episode with Neal Smither, owner and operator of Crime Scene Cleaners. This guy has forgotten more disgusting shit that any of us mere mortals will ever experience. He is truly an SW guest par excellence, and if your granny ever blows her brains out and gets half-eaten by her cats, he'll be there to help!
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Scat Movie Review. Urinary and fecal system cross-talk. Occular removal for the treatment of autism. Child-rearing through forced labor. Listener emails.
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British TV is going to find out if fat kids can hunt. Alabamans have some odd ideas about sexual education. A Massachusetts man gives his kid a love-bite. Brazilian jailers throw a 15-year-old girl into the men's jail for a month...oops! We call Bob and he chews our fucking faces off.
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Holy shit-tranplant, its another episode of SW! A Pro-wrestler turned Mega-pimp shows us how its done in Hot-lanta. An normal-person turned tree-freak shows us how to avoid medical care in Indonesia. More Indonesians show us how to have sex with shaved orangutans. More listener email and an informative SW Song of the Week.
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The question of the episode...how would you prefer to be executed? Dee brings us a sleepwalking Cincinatti woman who has an encounter with a roadside hobo. Lance presents an account of a South Los Angeles melee. A Listener from Finland lets us know that his country is now importing American-style school spree-killings. Simon and Wackerle express their regrets about being assholes to Bob and his lovely wife.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH...Dee tells us what happened after last week's show with Bob...Lance reports on the Florida Keys. Modern day Indian enslavement of Indonesians in Long Island. Excreta huffing in Naples, Florida. Granny corpse fucking in the hospital morgue. Some Youtube Infantilists are pissing their Huggies over past SW Content.
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Dee invites guest host Bob Madigan of the band FluffGrrl to fill in for Wackerle while he does some field research in FLA.
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Dee saw the Pogues and missed a jackpot opportunity. Dr Doom is reborn in Colombia. A hobo is put through the Interstate-880 meat-grinder. Animal Care Solutions offer Puerto Rico their own brand of animal care solutions. What's up with '365 Days at the Wheel'?
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Have you been wondering, 'how the Hell am I gonna dispose of the corpse this time?' SW to the rescue!. Dee starts this one with his rendition of 'hide the excreta'. Lance follows up with a little number he calls, 'tug-o-war'. The listener finishes it out with a little ditty bout a mexican cannibal. Other listeners once again tell us what they think of the show thus far.
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SW gives a report from the World of Podcraft Convention. Lance kicks off the stories with a tale of car-dragging death. Dee follows up with a whore snorting meth off'n her babies ass. A Listener story is too good to describe here. Tons o' listener emails.
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SW interviews Dee's brother Jeff, concerning the Folsom Street Fair and other matters.
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Dee seems to be obsessed with 'schmo-porn'. He also brings us a story of familial chaos. Lance relates a tale of motherly pyromania. A listener sends in a yarn regarding the UK's care for the elderly. More listener email.
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Some college-attention-whore gets tasered when he resists the lesbian campus police force. An awesome Michigan deppresive offs himself in an amazing fashion. Barroom football rivalries go horribly awry in Oklahoma. White West Virginians decide to kidnap and torture their son's one-time Afro-Am girlfriend. Listener emails give us the low-down on the true meaning of Satanism.
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A ramblin' intro about Jer's Birthday Party and Jeff's car-care rules. Dee found some Skin-heads who are unclear on the concept of 'White is Right'. Lance found some Vietnamese ladies who are too cheap to pay for full-price, 'certified' plastic surgery. A Listener found some chinese lady who is full to the brim with pins. Listener emails.
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What do Japanese fisherman fuck when they are stuck on the high seas? Find out in this Episode of SW. Also, find out about a Dentist who is getting his daughter drunk and raping her, a guy who takes a blowtorch to the retarded girl he lives with, and a meth addled momma who accidentally doses her baby. Also, a call to Jeff.
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Dee presents his vacation report. Dee also presents a pretty good cannibal story. Lance presents a story of court-room strife. A listener comes through with a sick and wrong tale from Burning Man. Also, Listener email.
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How to induce stuttering in small children through verbal abuse. Creative abortion methods employed by Maryland farmers. Satanist accused of ritual sacrifice defends himself. Russian serial killer keeps track of bodies with a chessboard. Listener email.
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Our SW Correspondent reports on Burning Man, and her new boyfriend's sexual deviancy. A do-it-yourself lady-man. A grown man trash-picks shitty diapers. Some unlicensed house-call castration. Listener email and advice for those interested in starting thier own podcast.
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An eyewitness report from San Francisco's 2007 Sixth Street Fair, and the latest about 'Your Black Muslim Bakery'. Dee finds some teen fatties that really want a baby. Wackerle finds a couple with some interesting ideas about spicing up the bedroom. A Listener finds a woman who can't seem keep track of her pregnancies.
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Someone on the internets wants to tell you how to not get busted with weed, and we ask Bob of Fluffgirl, 'What ever happended to LSD?' Wackerle has a story about a man who gets a little too close to his ex-girlfriend's daughter. Simon lets us know about a strange submersion fetishist and his crafty apprehension. The listener's story is about the finer points of Australian billiards. Listener email.
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A piece of San Francisco Strip-club history is discussed. Dee doesn't think jamming your arm up a horse vagina counts as beastiality. Wackerle likes it when florida jews feed their children to gators. Some people from the UK trapped an epileptic in their shed. More listener emails.
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SW presents another Worldwide Exclusive Interview- The Lizardman.
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Dee's brother flaked...probably because Dee is so annoying. However, lacking the gay-pride-perspective, the show moves on to discuss the trapping of pedophiles. After that...what is worse than dating a twelve-year-old? Murdering her family. What's worse than getting a C-section in India? Having it performed by a 15-year-old. What's worse than hitting a deer with your car? Waiting around for it to die of natural causes. Also, the death-row jokester lets everyone down.
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A Kentucky amusement park mishap prompts Dee to re-affirm his hatred for thrill-rides, and distrust of Carnies. Wackerle found a story about an avid Australian self-abuser (not Russell Crowe). Simon talks about an ex-con who noshes on his lady's nostrils. A listener brings us a story about a shitty flight. Listeners complain about Dee's penchant for sound effects and kick-off the new show tradition: The SW Song-of-the-week.
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Some other countries aren't lovin' the porno, especially Iran. Simon feels up some rotten titties. Wackerle runs his fingers through some lice encrusted hair. A listener tells us about a man getting his nut ripped off. Also, listener's bitch about Wackerle's laziness (fuck all y'all-LW).
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SW Show 74 is so incredible, it evades description. Also, listener email.
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SW presents something a little out of the ordinary this week: an interview with Vagina-Power Expert, Alexyss K Tylor. You may want to visit her website before you listen, to get an idea where she is coming from. Ms. Tylor educates us on many diverse topics, such as the general concept of Vagina Power, her views on masturbation, gay mens' rectal-vaginas, and how to make a female have the ultimate orgasm.
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Do Dee and Lance really need an event to encourage them to masturbate more? The organizers of the annual SF Masturbate-a-thon think so. Lance laughs at a lady who gets the last laugh after her car is launched into her lover. Dee is amused by a mother who pawns her children off as faux retards for extra government cash. Some brits decide to stomp some rodents. The results are in from last week's Disgust-Off.
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What the hell is the deal with Mormon underwear, and how can Wackerle stop masturbating so much? Dee is liking the sounds of a guy having sex with his mom and a seven year old. Wackerle is ABSOLUTELY disgusted by a woman who was internally decapitated and lived to wheeze about it. And let me just say this...a listener sent in a story about a microwaved baby. Also, listener emails.
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Another day-late show; D and Wackerle had to take Big Jeff to Vegas for his bachelor party. D's weiner-dog munches some baby-weiner...or did he? Some dudes nearly drown in fish-shit near one of Lance's former residences. The listeners team up on D and Wackerle with dueling stories of power saw beheadings. The Underground Shortbus sent us a very special promo.
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Welcome to the Annual Sick and Wrong Technology Review! Wackerle provides an aurally augmented experimental story. D brings forth a tale of an eye-gouging Aussie (not Paul Hogan). The Listener tells us about a man that gets superglued to his excersise bike. A listener offers SW some porn, which is turned-down.
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SW sneaks a preview of a documentary about one of the show's past subjects. A NYC derelict attempts to perform open-heart surgery in the subway. A developmentally disabled immigrant makes proper use of his apartment's corpse-shaft. An English may chops off his todger in a crowded restaurant. More mail from listeners.
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SW squeezes the last bit of blood from the Cho Seung-Hui massacre. Wackerle discovers an Amish wacko. D finds out about a schoolyard slide saboteur. The listener brings us a junior-jihadi-in-training. Another listener informs us of a great prank.
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Celebrities and Charles Manson tell us about their first times. D tells a tale of post-partum DIY abortion by a thorough teen. Wackerle can relate to a West Londoner who no longer appreciats fine restaurant dining. A Listener thinks doctors should more care with the needle and the thread. Also more listener feedback and a message from some friends at 'From the 'Ville'.
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The show is a day late and a dollar short...it took some time to move to the new Tenderloin Studio. Simon brings us a story of Southern fatherly love. Wackerle finds Santa Ana elder care facilities lacking. A new listener comes out of the gates with a story about Aussie bowling. More listener feedback.
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Simon and Wackerle have a big announcement for the Listeners - the SW Format is changing!
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A friend of the Show clues us into some egregious japanese sea-life-porn. A Pittsburgh man perfects his twice-baked 'tard recipe. Houston, Texas is not to be outdone in the girlfriend grilling department. Molestation is a family-affair in Georgia. D and Lance shill for SW swag.
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D and Wackerle talk about the pleasures of apartment-hunting. Wackerle spins a tale of a man found guilty until he was proved innocent, then proved guilty again. D regales us with a yarn about a modern Iron Maiden. A Listener sends in the worst UPS delivery of all time. And once again, more comments from fans.
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A Sick and Wrong story hits a little too close to home. A Milanese teaching assistant abuses her scissor privleges. Some Colorado teens are too busy doing 'teen stuff' to properly dispose of a corpse. One of the show's listeners provides an account of inappropriate father-son bonding. Plus, the always popular listener emails.
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Since Wackerle is in Alaska searching for Eskimo love, Dee invites special guest Big Jeff into the Sick and Wrong studio to share some stories about working security at seedy strip clubs in Las Vegas and dirty bars in Oakland, California.
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SW considers last meal requests made from death row. The case of Susan Polk finally comes to a close. D thinks 'sport killing' may be on the rise amongst US teens. A listener sends in the case of an exorcism gone bad. Also, more listener email and comments.
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Sick and Wrong discharges its podcasting duties and provides a token rant about Valentine's Day, and our responsiblities to deal out in-flight beat-downs are discussed. An imprisoned Western Pacific Islander redecorates his cell with his cell-mate's insides. Lance feels inadequate when compared to Cannabalistic Black Jesus. Some idiots try to rob a crackhead and then torch her when she snitches. Also, more listener email and comments.
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D. is ambushed by Dr. Hotness. All three stories-D's, Lance's, and the Listener's-are about the brown and the yellow, and that is all the description you are going to get. Also, SW wants to know from the European listeners, 'what is up with retarded people in University over there?'
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The show gets updated with respect to the Canadian Pig Farmer-Serial Murderer trial. A mother puts her young daughter on a strict regiment of poo-shots. An emo/medieval swordsman rises in the south to strike down his mother. A doctor rapes his drugged-down wife but forgets to hide the pictures on his computer. Also, D.'s evil twin is revealed.
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Purity Balls. Baked Puppy. Russian Husband Souffle. Chinese Ghost Brides. Results of Though-Scat-Experiment.
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The Show hears from 'Pretty Lisa', one of the world's top scat-porn actresses. A 30-year-old man tries to pass himself of as 13, to the school enrollment board AND the two old pedophiles he lives with. A Chilean concept-artist tells his friends and patrons, 'EAT ME!'. A Romanian surgeon slices off more than he can chew, then storms out of the operating theater. Also, more listener email.
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Sick and Wrong product review: The Whizzinator. Kids around the world have fun playing 'Hang the Dictator'. A man in Toronto runs over his wife while their two kids witness from their car-seats. A Colorado basketball coach abuses his players. Also, listener's personal arrest stories.
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In Episode 52, D. and Lance discuss New Years Eve stories; an Indian Businessman and his Manservant practice the art of Pedo-Necrophiliac Serial Killing; Parents manufacture their own 'Bonsai Retard'; Christmas party ends in testicular tragedy; Listener sends in a picture of her snatch but D doubts its authenticity yet encourages her to send more.
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The Official Sick and Wrong 2006 X-mas Extravaganza.
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The EXTRA-SPECIAL 50th Episode is here! D. and Lance talk about their own personal experiences with Johnny Law and getting arrested. D's sister and her boyfriend Jer describe a much funnier time when Jer got hauled into 'The Rock' in Las Vegas. Also, D. tries to make everyone drink his 'egg nog'.
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Iran done gone crazy (again). A Fresno man kills his boss' (i.e., cougar) husband by drowning him in a barrel of acid. A San Jose drug dealer gives serves up some GHB in a sippy-cup, which is now known as a play-date rape cocktail. A couple fail to notice when their pit-bull chews the toes off one of their baby's feet. Also, listener emails.
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A treatise on public transit. D's story questions the wisdom of Good Samaratinism. Lance finds a sickly, fat, homeless loser who managed to murder 23 people. A Listener sends in one about a battered and scotch-taped Russian husband. More listener email.
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D. and Lance seem to be obsessed with Brittany's mudflaps. Some pigs in India dine partake of some child-vindaloo. A New York-state cop gets in deep trouble for eating poo. Another fine example of motherhood 'nukes' her baby. Also, 'How to Argue with a Christian'.
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Some 17-year-old douche invents a better drug-test, proving himself worthly of countless future beatings. A skinhead goes on a rampage involving patio furniture in Texas. A homeless mother can't hold her liquor or her baby in New York. Midwesterners have taken to fucking dead animals. Listener email and 'From The Ville'.
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Lance is back from his testicular rotation and D. saw a dwarven hooker while he was gone. A trailer-park spinster's pre-natal kidnapping attempt. The worst uncle's inner beast makes him a poor baby-sitter. A naked Bay Area man gets creative when carrying a concealed weapon. Also, listener emails.
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In Special Hour-long Episode 44, Wackerle is on vacation so D. Simon invites some special guests on the show to teach the Sick and Wrong listening audience about the world's oldest profession. Listen to an exclusive interview with a pimp named Enterprise and a "working girl" named Denise discussing the rules of the "game," clients who like to be sodomized by vegetables, and why white men have foul smelling testicles.
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San Francisco's Halloween Party in the Castro gets violent. Lance finds a 30-year old man who passes himself off as a teen so he can molest real teens. D. nominates a child abuser for mother of the year. A listener discovers a guy who gets revenge on his brother by raping their mom. Sick and Wrong tallies up the votes for 'Cum, Pus, or Rhea?'.
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D. reviews Crispin Glover's new 'film', 'What is It?'. Female genital mutilation, or 'circumcision' as some Ethiopian-Americans believe, is coming to America (cue Neil Diamond song). The Golden Girls Home for Disabled Children has a little bit of a 'rat problem'. An english family get an unordered second round of 'lemonade' with their boiled pizza. Also, junky-turds.
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Lance finds the urban U.S. murder stats. A New Orleans bartender boils his girlfriend's head then (a week later) jumps out a window. Some New York 'businessmen' are arrested for selling cadaver parts. Some youths sodomize a retard at the bowling alley. A listener teaches us more about Irish Travellers.
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D. analyzes 'Jackass 2'. A Scottish hooker is back on the streets after a mishap with 'M8 Rippa'. A South Central LA gang shows they don't take no shit from 3 year olds. A Pennsylvania man flips out just because his roommate strangles his dog (Geez!). Also, listener email.
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D. is back from vacation with several lessons he learned about the Mediterranean. Lance continues to promote the great city of Oakland by covering one of its finer citizens. D. takes us along with the milkman as he shoots his way through an amish paradise. Also, a backlog of listener email that Lance neglected while D was away.
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P-TOWN is back for another, while D. is annoying senior citizens on a cruise ship. P-T finds a couple of articles about a puking japanese man and Shetland pony drag racing. Lance finds something about rush-hour stabbing and baby-crushing. Plus the show celebrates the triple-digit annual murder rate in its hometown. GO OAKLAND!
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P-TOWN guests hosts with Wackerle, while D. is in the Meditteranean having sex with a camel. P is a computer dork and figured out how to post the show with pictures. Check out the '.m4a' file!
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D. writes up his 'Living Will'. Just a couple of miles from S and W Studios, somebody throws a ho-bbq. Three Minnesota creeps try to get lucky with the hottest chick in the High School (after she died in a motorcycle wreck). The show ends in a big mess of disjointed subjects.
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Sick and Wrong expounds on the developmentally disabled. Indian man delivers a gut-baby. Bay Area Afghani-American mows down 19 with his SUV. British gap-toothed harpy suggests an alteration to the tone of the show.
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Enema tips for those who need them. Arab-american fails to sneak his penis pump through airport security (or past his mother) by claiming it is a bomb. Peter-pan impersonator look-alike loses track of his rapidly-aging kidnapped child-slave. Listeners send in their suggestions for show improvements, and their opinions about D's religious views.
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Mark Karr! Mark Karr! Mark Karr! Are you sick of hearing about him yet? Well here's some more from Sick and Wrong! Mr. Bee meets Mr. Tumor, meets Mr. Dog, meets Mr. White-trash in Pennsylvania. A Tennessee yard sale bludgeonin'. The one thing S and W can say about the English is they love their penis-pumps.
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'Another Gay Movie' has a highly implausible plot. A teenage mother in Brooklyn has mad office-ninja skills. An midwestern murderer keeps representin' Satan right up to the end. A listener sends in the horrifying horse-sex video.
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Voluntary amputation surgery for profit! An Ohio man claims that young boys can consent to sex, so his molestation charges should be dropped. A county in China attempts to exterminate the canine menace. Massachusetts basement liposuction.
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Includes a discussion of the ins and outs of Japanese porn. A Missouri man 'allegedly' stuffs a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat. A Colorado man attempts to break the United States all-time serial murder record. Some listeners piss and moan about Sick and Wrong's World Cup coverage.
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Have you ever considered cosmetic anal lightening? A Miland, Michigan woman's arm just happens to get ripped off during a marital dispute with her beer-drinkin', truck-drivin' hubby. A San Francisco woman leaves her darling 11-year-old son home with her precious full-grown pit bulls, and they chew his face off. The show FINALLY brings forth the ire of an anonymous iTunes listener.
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Why does World Cup suck so long and hard? Lance talks extreme on-the-job alcoholism. D. talks fun with hallucinogenics. An Ohio man is having a good ol' time at his murder trial.
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Rat-hoarding and cat-hoarding face off in a steel-cage death-match in Petaluma. An Australian woman exemplifies the matrimonial ideal by butchering hubby. A Vermont teen in search of something new to smoke pot out of journeys down to his neighborhood cemetary. A listener trumps Lance's poo-story.
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Gay Pride week is over which means the EXTRA-SPECIAL 25th Episode is here! D. and Lance bring some personal sick and wrong stories, and try to stack up against D's brother Geoff. They fail miserably.
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The EXTRA-SPECIAL 25th episode is pushed back to next week, whilst D's brother is off being proud of himself. As a consolation to the listeners, a lengthy discussion of miscarriages ensues. Lance points out some real American white trash. D's story involves a severed head. The show goes out with a soothing medley of dead baby music. The EXTRA-SPECIAL 25th episode will air next week
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An interesting thing happened on D's way to the porta-john. A pregnant woman is orally raped in a grocer's restroom. A Michigan woman is too stupid to carry out a proper torture-murder scenario. D. and Lance titillate listeners with details about the upcoming 25th episode.
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Sick and Wrong provides a retrospective on Richard Ramirez, 'The Night Stalker'. Not content with local adoption opportunities, an Ohio man artificially enseminates his stepdaughter. Not content with locking their kid in the closet and burning him with cigarettes, a Nevada couple force-feed their kid salt. More 'White-trash-from-around-the-world' information from listeners.
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Sick and Wrong spreads the word about the National Day of Slayer. A woman in Minnesota is pimping out her retarded sister. Some florida geriatrics are trying to have their grandchildren murdered. Also, listeners continue to broaden the show's vocabulary.
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The Show reviews the game 'Super Columbine Massacre RPG'. Lance thinks its sick that a 35-yo woman would have sex with two teen 'special-needs' kids. D. thinks there is something wrong with the way two 70-yo women have found to make money off of homeless men. Also, listener emails, which happen to include a marriage proposal.
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Some guy makes a snuff film about suicides on the Golden Gate Bridge. A butcher who is working as a roofer cuts up his smokin' buddy. An 11-year-old girl in Scotland decides to stop playing with dolls and have the real thing. D. and Lance give some advice to a fellow podcaster.
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The first verdict has been handed down in the Great White concert tragedy; D. and Lance's issue another verdict that Great White sucks. Lance convers the Chantilly, Virginia teen shooting spree and the perpetrator's MySpace page. D. uncovers a case of sub-human child abuse. Also, listener email.
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Sick and Wrong reviews 'Brokeback Mountain' (two flaccid dicks). A would-be teen samurai slices up his cop stepdad. A german gardener uses her newborn fetuses for plant fertilizer. Also, D. and Lance advise a lovelorn swedish listener.
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D. witnesses an exciting south-of-the-border style bar-fight. A Denny's employee saves his highway carnage in the restaurant dumpster for later. Another dude tries to emulate the Pinhead character from the Hellraiser movies without much success. Also, D. reveals the secret behind his bean bag size balls.
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A tale of Easter mayhem. Lance finds a Pittsburg hoagie murder. D. finds a Oklahoma child barbecue aficionado. Also, Tom Cruise eats his newborn's placental sac.
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Jewish Sex Commandos decide to make the internet cleaner for everyone. A spurned lesbian decides to make her butch life-partner even uglier. A wayward young alcoholic decides to make her friend's infant less top-heavy. Also, some Canadians decide to make Tim Horton's coffee taste just a little shittier.
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A discussion of a confusing 'Christian Porn' website created by a couple of hipsters or evangelicals (hard to figure out which). An amateur castration clinic-S and M dungeon is busted North Carolina. An unbalanced dad in the midwest has watched 'The Omen' one too many times. Also, a listener writes in about a greased up would-be kung-fu fighter.
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Lance finds a great website: mydeathspace.com. An Ohio senior citizen decides that the snot-nosed neighbor kid has pushed him quite far enough. A drug-addled Seattle man shoots up a bunch of rave-goers (to be fair, they were dressed up as zombies). Also, a sex-story from a listener involving a lima bean.
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D. tells us how he spent his day off from work stepping in hobo-shit. A Polish immigrant in Chicago is so angry at his girlfriend back in the mother-land that he decides to throw his vitals at the police. A Texas bus driver decides that his girlfriend deserves a good branding for her transgressions. A listener tells us of his now ex-girlfriend's St. Paddy's day drunken hijinx.
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It's the Saint Patrick's Day show. Australian Phillip Parks had enough of his nagging invalid mother. Curtis Adams had enough of being broken up with his ex-girlfriend. Both guys resort to mayhem for a redress of their grievances. Also, a listener provides follow-up on the Chinese kitten-crusher.
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A shout out to the Reach-Around Foundation is provided. Priapism keeps a German man out of prison. A Chinese woman makes a sexual-political statement by crushing a kitten's head with her high-heel. A German listener learns about a serial killer in junior high in the name of ethics.
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Lance has feelings of genital inadequacy. Women are shown to get angry when you try to bite part of their face off. A man, on the other hand, will sit down and share a meal of his penis if you fry it up right. Also, some guy likes to drink little boys' pee.
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D. proclaims himself the new Lord of the Ring, but not quite as gay as Frodo. Lance attempts to maintain his winning streak with an anthropological treatise on the traditions of a tribe of gentle primitives living off the coast of New Delhi. D. counters with a rich guy who likes to fuck little furry things. Also, something about a murder over ass-wipes.
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D. and Lance summon America's badasses to a task gone too long unaddressed. Australia makes a Sick and Wrong contribution in the form of everyone's favorite type of druggie (the murderous type). Preacher puppy fast-ball from Florida. Also, listener emails.
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More Sick and Wrong behavior is uncovered in America! Martinez Madman metes out mayhem! Connecticut college kids cover co-ed with ***! Also, face transplants, and Dee hauls an embarrassing skeleton out of Lance's closet.
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Lots to talk about: vampiric central valley housewives, greedy english whores, how to get drugs into the country, and how to get drugs in Ohio. Also, Dee Simon's latent patriotism is affronted by a new Canadian serial killer, and listener email.
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Discussion of the many lucrative possibilities of door-to-door tattooing and when animal husbandry goes awry. Also, undesirable home improvements and listener email.
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Simon and Wackerle sink their teeth into the ancient art of Oregonian leg-fighting, and do-it-yourself (DIY) mummification. Also, a few words about the scourge of carry-on luggage. Also, GAY PORN!
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Discussion ranging from Russian medical oddities to drug-addled teenage sex-fiends in Illinois (or Vermont?). Also, Dave fills us in on the romantic side of his life.
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Dave and Lance cover nursing home worker revenge, The Scorpions, fun things you can do with your penis, and what to do if your friend claims atheism. Also, a short discussion of 'upper-decking'. (Special hour-long premier episode)
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