This is part of my instructions for life series. You know I can’t say that I have ever picked up an underage girl nor would I want to. But I think if you went about it here are some of the things you need to consider. 1) While the idea of a van sounds cool it actually [...]

“Alright stop whatcha doin’, cause I’m about to ruin, the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny, but yo’ I’m makin’ money see, so yo world I hope yo’ ready for me. Now gather round, I’m the new fool in town, and my sound’s laid down by the (pointlessbanter.net), I drink [...]

Never have I had my intelligence or the small amount of intelligence that I have, insulted than when I watch the new Pizza Hut commercials promoting their new line of pastas. For those without a television or for those who live in a different country, blessed by the fact you lack this shithole of an [...]

Yeah yeah yeah, I know, this movie came out months ago.  This is yesterday’s news.  Well I have a nine month old in the house so I don’t exactly “get out to the movies much” or “have much of a life.”  So I just finally got around to watching it now that it’s out on DVD. Let [...]

I don’t want to get all sappy here in the introduction to this blog but maybe it will get me some sympathy poon. (Of course using the word poon negates the chances of me getting any.) When I found out I was moving to NYC because of my new venture I broke up with the [...]

Yesterday on my way to the airport in NYC I had a taxi ride with a guy that was exactly like Dominican Lou on SNL. It was probably the most fantastical journey of my entire life because the conversation rocked. Although I could understand like 4 out of every 10 words he said those 4 words were [...]

Another edition of the Pop Crunch Show

I was pretty excited to see that HBO was going to start showing Little Britain USA. Over the last year or so I heard a lot of positive things about Little Britain. Some people told me that it was “brilliant” and “one of the funniest shows on television”. Three episodes into the season and I [...]

I've never been to prison and I really hope I don't get caught for anything that would send me there. However though I want to be prepared just in case that time ever comes, I don't want to end up being someone's human pin cushion. So I learned how to make a shank and I am going to share that knowledge with you here today.

This is an ongoing bit where I take the questions from Parade Magazine and answer the horribly stupid questions that are in the Personalities on Parade section. This week I had every intention on doing it including a great Princess Di joke but I ended up getting derailed by the first question. Q Tara Reid was [...]