Back in the summer I was trying to experiment with D.I.Y. clothing and became an avid watcher of ThreadHeads and well, … just watch this episode from August, and pay attention near the end.

When I was in highschool this guy was eating out of a can, with a classroom full of kids under the impression he was eating dogfood, but it was some sort of object lesson that only he and the teacher were in on. After we had all learned our lesson, he assured us it [...]

The life of a gemini can be very trying indeed. Things can get extremely bi-polar, and I’m talking external forces here. My sister once got some book, The Big Book of Birthdays or some jazz, and it had some sort of tarot card associated with every day on the calendar. The next time I was [...]

The Walk Home When I was in sixth grade, I was walking home from school and some kid walking home in front of me turned around and hit me in the back of the head with his backpack. (I turned around to save my face.) This more than anything else in my life is an act [...]

  Body: How long does it take to drive into town?What’s your favorite town? What’s your idea of a fun night out on the town? Do you prefer townships or towns? How much do you hate townies? Are you a townie? 1-10 what is your townie level? Have you ever told a foosball to “Get in the town!” Do you need to [...]

“Does a bear poop in the woods?” A bear, of all animals, is used in that famous rhetorical question. All wood animals poop in the woods. Heck, I poop in the woods when I’m in the woods. Does Gwar Poop in the woods when he’s in the woods? Yes he does. Anything that [...]

OK, superbowl. Giants 56, Patriots suck. I want to hear yours! NoSympathy? Solse? Loader? Reloader? Cocker? Cock-blocker? Box-Blocker? Inquiring minds and Vegas Oddsmakers want to know very much. AlSO I’ve thought of some ways I don’t want to die. -Flying over the Atlantic, I’m peering out into nothingness as I see the left wing of the plane fall off. The plane begins to toilet-bowl [...]

Age four- My mom dragged me to some movie about Alligators. I remember screaming and crying as my mom forced me into the theater. I wasn’t about to watch a movie where alligators would attack humans for two hours. Turns out it was “Flight of the ‘Navigator’”. That movie became my [...]

I’m a believer in ADD, it is real and can be extremely dehabilitating.  I’m on ritalin right now, taking a break from math.  I might write a longer piece on the subject in the future with expanded arguments based on the rough notes below.  -ADD is not a new invention.  Not invented by some sort of apologist or political group offering exuses for [...]

As the mighty US of A have their mind set on the 2008 elections, scheduled to be held in a year from now, I think it is the right time to look back at the George W. Bush administration of almost 8 years reign over the United States and don’t fool ourselves much of North [...]