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A lady places a personal ad in the paper.

A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of an OBGYN's office, discussing whether they thought they were going to have a boy or girl.

A woman goes shoe-shopping one day.

The residents of a southern town keep falling down a deep hole.

A young executive is leaving the office late one night when he finds the CEO standing over the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

A guy is hiking up a mountain when he notices a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying profusely.

Wanting to grab a can of Coke from a vending machine, an officer asks to borrow a dollar from a soldier passing down the hall.

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with spectacular breasts and offers her $100 to let him bite them.

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically."

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box.