The banner at the top of this Myspace page says, "How old is Miley Cyrus?" And I honestly don't know. Not to mention, I can't ask that question. If I did, then it's creepy. On the other hand, if ...

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, "I have an amazing talent: I know almost...

You know who I always felt sorry for? Rick Derringer. He's the guy that sang "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo", probably the most popular one hit wonder of the 70's (and the worst song title ever). I used t...

An 85 year old legally blind man from southern Arizona hit a hole-in-one this week, on a par-3 course. Unfortunately, there were no witnesses....

This dumb one is from Texarkana ... "Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights." That's in case the owner is out on the farm and needs to change lanes. My question is ...

I finally gave in, finished training, and got licensed to teach Comedy Defensive Driving when I’m home. For years I put it off and to be honest, I wasn’t sure I would like it. Now that&nbs...

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Well, I got back from a month-long tour and it's been non-stop. I'm finally getting the feeling again of what it would be like to have a normal life at home. Between the parties, 2 corporate shows I p...

I just posted a ton of new fun and travel pics from 2006 and 2007 finally. I think you'll enjoy them. Have a look!

I just wanted to let you know what happened in London Heathrow airport ...As I got to the immigration desk, I realized I still didn't have my work permit on me and I told them I was just visiting. I w...