Hearing to discuss Britney Spears' welfare and the control of her estate – ppp (probable paparazzi presence).

Picture Potential

4

Celebrity Rating

5

Broadsheet Coverage

3

Tabloid Coverage

4

Like her namesake Helen of Troy before her, Dame Helen launches a ship; mind, she's got a way to go before she gets to a thousand. But you've got to start somewhere, eh?

And there's an auction of portraits of Kate Moss, Elton John and Uma Thurman, all by various artists.

Picture Potential

1

Celebrity Rating

2

Broadsheet Coverage

1

Tabloid Coverage

1

Sir Alex Ferguson presents a lifetime achievement award to Denis Law and Sir Elton of John attends the Billie Awards in LA.

A ruling is expected in the copyright battle between Matt Willis and other ex-Busted stars and some former bandmates. Good luck with that then everyone.

And many happy returns to Emma Watson who turns 18 today.

Picture Potential

3

Celebrity Rating

3

Broadsheet Coverage

2

Tabloid Coverage

2

J K Rowling goes to court in an attempt to prevent the publication of a Harry Potter lexicon (that's a sort of dictionary, it says here).

Britney Spears has a single out today, Break The Ice and Mariah Carey has an album out.

Picture Potential

2

Celebrity Rating

2

Broadsheet Coverage

3

Tabloid Coverage

2

Ronan Keating, Ben Fogle, James Cracknell, Amanda Holden and Kate Lawler are a few of the celebrity runners who'll be slathering on the Vaseline and pounding through the pain barrier.

Also Daniel Craig attends the UK premiere of new movie Flashbacks Of A Fool and John Barrowman plays the Hammersmith Apollo. Aye aye, Captain.

Picture Potential

4

Celebrity Rating

3

Broadsheet Coverage

3

Tabloid Coverage

3

McPartlin, Donnelly, Cowell, Morgan, Holden et al will be making their merry quips and polishing up their put downs. Great.

And Good Charlotte plays the Brixton Academy. Who? But there could be a rare sighting of Paris Hilton who's dating Benji.

Picture Potential

1

Celebrity Rating

2

Broadsheet Coverage

1

Tabloid Coverage

3

Wills gets his wings watched by his dad, Prince Charles and his stepmother Camilla Duchess of Cornwall. Rumour is though, that Kate will not be attending.

And it's Joss Stone's 21st birthday today – tra la, she's got the key of the door, never been twenty-one before, tra-la. And so on.

Picture Potential

3

Celebrity Rating

3

Broadsheet Coverage

4

Tabloid Coverage

3