Paris Hilton is teetering on the brink. Law enforcement sources have told TMZ that Hilton has been crying a lot, praying and extremely withdrawn. Hilton is in the medical ward at Twin Towers, an L.A. County jail facility. She is in a room by herself with a glass door. For her protection, a sergeant guards the door at all times. We're told Hilton hasn't eaten or slept since she arrived yesterday. Sources have described her condition today as fragile and despondent. One source called her a train wreck while another said she is sullen and withdrawn. We've learned her shrink, Dr. Charles Sophy, spent more than two hours with her this morning. Hilton's family can't visit today. In the medical ward, families can only visit on Sundays and Tuesdays. We're told Hilton is receiving appropriate medical attention. We're told she's being given psychotropic medication.

Paris Hilton is a free woman this morning after serving three days of what was originally a 45-day sentence, the Web site TMZ.com reported. 3 DAYS? So basically celebrity comes with priveleges that far exceed and outweigh those available to the common working fool. Violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case generally should carry some weight that is a bit more reaching then a three day stay in solitary confinement. 3 Days = 3 Letters WTF

Naomi Campbell plead guilty for cell-phone assault against former maid. Campbell was ordered to pay Miss Scolavino a whopping $363 dollars to cover the latter’s medical expenses. Additionally she must perform five days of community service and attend a two day anger management program. Apparantly, she got off easy after telling the judge the assault was unintentional, because she did not intend to crown her maid with. Well, what is there to say about the state of frivolous lawsuits when getting beaned upside the skull by a super model propelled device only nets you $363?? Had this been the first occurence of Campbell delivering corporal punishment upon staff; maybe just maybe it would be about right. However, given the ruckus Russell Crowe created by beaning a hotel worker with an ordinary telephone (albeit 10x in weight and mass) he made a settlement offer of 5 million dollars. Surely taking into account the difference in size, weight, and velocity of the said projectiles shouldnt Miss Scolavino be awarded at least a few hundred thousand...? Justice? I think not.

(component/option,com_comprofiler/Itemid,0/task,registers/) Paris Hilton Scrapes Bentley Slips Us A Nipple Paris Hilton seemed to be a bit more concerned with the scrape and dents to her BRAND NEW $200K Bentley then exposing her over exposed nipple yet again. Seems the paparazzi were (as they always are) camped out in her driveway and managed to fire a few off. Ms. Hilton forgot the simple principal that although the FRONT of the cars clears an obstavle that does not meen the rear will also. But despite putting an easy 10K worth of damage into her shiny new Bentley, being FORCED to pull her OLD Bentley out of the shop while repairs are made to this one, exposing her nubbin... she was gracious and very polite to all the media as they descended on her like vultures on a gut-wagon. CLICK HERE FOR PARIS HILTON: UNCENSORED Celebrity Gallery

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Mary Kate unlike recent GGD inductee Katie Rees clearly prefer drumbsticks over breast. The word on the street is that she has become so skinny and hungry she is turning to cannibalism. There is the off chance she may be just another debutante looking for some attention as is the en vogue means to get it... lick another woman. I find it refreshing to see that she is being proactive in her road to recovery. CLICK HERE FOR MARY KATE OLSEN: UNCENSORED Celebrity Gallery

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Slip The other Simpson sister was caught by those trained men and their super-telephoto lenses exposing a bit of the pink. This in and of itself is hardly GGD worthy; but then again it is a slow week in celeb news :) What is in fact GGD worthy is to really ponder is the amount of enhancements shes had done this year. Not since the white gloved Jackson brother have I seen that much work dont to a nose or scalpel slicing. UNCENSORED Ashlee photos in: Celebrity Gallery What once was a rather large goose nosed Ashlee now magically has a strangely different petite' nose, sculpted jaw-line , over-stuffed lips and defined chin. While surgical enhancement is def. a tool ofen not used enough :) this girl has gone overboard. Did that honker of a nose needed to shed a few pounds? YES. Did she need all the other work? NO Better yet that money could have been much better spent on her rather flat ass, fuller fun-bags and maybe just maybe a singing lesson?

DMV GONE DUMB: YouTube Video Sparks Some Angry Statesmen! Seems that a group of jackasses started a landslide of controversy by exploiting the Virginia Department Of Motor Vehicles loose screening for photo identification. The fine fella's wouldn't ordinarily be mentioned in GGD; however the sheer comedy that is their video begs the exception (and the fact that at some point there must have been a female involved..somwhere in the process). They basically dressed in the most incredibly ridiculous outfits, makeup and characters and had Virginia State Issued ID's provided with little to no problem whatsoever. The resulting conrtoversy is making headlines in all forms of media ! Please view for yourself as we here at GGD can not endorse their acts , however spent at least 30 minutes watching and laughing them today! _jOFf_KB3lI

HERE (hall-of-shame/catid,2/PageNo,1/) were a single isolated event . She plead her case and encouraged her peers how a single mistake can carry long lasting consequences. Well as we see here on at least one other isolated night she and gal pal Nipples McTitty (GGD protecting identity of boob donor) got down with making some guys drool by lapping more milk then a kitty in a More UNCENSORED photos in: Celebrity Gallery dairy queen. We can clearly identify both Katie and her gal pal, both wearing different attire and seemingly in yet another location. This seems to be the schtick these girls use as M.B. (Man Bait) to get attention, free drinks, laid etc... We all have our vices! But at least all hope is not lost, she does surely have a promising career in porn and I wouldnt be surprised if a video were to show up here sometime soon :)

Miss USA Pageant ... AGAIN! Via canada.com : A Miss USA contestant has been stripped of her title after racy photos of her were made public. More UNCENSORED photos in: Celebrity Gallery Some of the images of Katie Rees were posted on canada.com Wednesday evening, sparking headlines all over North America and prompting pagent officials to investigate. Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007 said Paula M. Shugart, president of the Miss Universe Organization, which owns the Miss USA pageant, according to the Associated Press. GGD - Call me crazy but I though these sort of things are part of her duties? Who else would raise awareness for the dangers of drunken promiscuity if the active role models for teen girls dont go and get out of control?? Am I the only one completely shocked that Paris Hilton isn't somewhere in the background? Well at least its nice to see this scandal wont get hung on Joe Francis. Although these picture just smack of his style - Miss USA's Gone Wild? First runner-up Helen Salas will assume the title and compete at the 2007 Miss USA pageant on March 23 in Los Angeles. The shocking photos came hot on the fashionable heels of a scandal that rocked reigning Miss USA Tara Conner. The raunchy pics show Rees exposing her breasts, passionately kissing other young women, and simulating oral sex with females and a male. The pictures were disgusting, Miss USA co-owner Donald Trump told Larry King on CNN Thursday night. GGD - Uhmnn..... Is the Donald kidding? You know he pulled a stiffy like any other straight man at the mere thought let alone photo's of it. These pictures were pretty far out there and that is not representative of Miss USA. We had no choice but to terminate her. GGD - I'm going to have to disagree, follow my logic: Miss USA represents young american women under a given age, if you have ever gone out to a bar/club/party/easter sunday dinner with eough of these goofy young bimbo's ..... this is inevitable. This is EXACTLY what Miss Teen USA Miss USA represents. On Tuesday, Trump announced that hard-partying Conner accused of underage drinking, drug use and promiscuous behaviour was going to enter rehab but will keep her title. Rees, 22, was crowned Miss Nevada in Las Vegas in October and was due to represent the state in the Miss USA pageant next spring.

Although Miss USA Tara Conner has been given a stay of execution by Donald Trump and will get to keep her title, her teenage counterpart Miss Teen USA Katie Blair is getting the boot from MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving). How MADD can be so mad at Katie Blair escapes me given the fact that although she participated in some lewd acts and likely engaged in some underage beverage consumption. at some point in her life..... how that translates to the foundation to prevent kids from drinking and driving eludes me. MADD may need to rethink their mission statement and re-brand as OMCBG ( Overprotective Mothers C ock Blocking Guys ) . **More UNCENSORED Photos In Gallery** Miss USA Tara Conner may have survived to reign another day, but at least one organization thinks that she's tainted the image of little sister Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, and is cutting ties with Blair as a result. Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) announced Wednesday that it has ended its relationship with Blair, saying in a statement, We do not feel, at this time, that Ms. Blair can be an effective spokesperson on underage drinking and will not ask her to represent MADD in future initiatives.

Brit's Striptease... Britney and some of her girlfriends attended 40 Deuce, a burlesque club in Los Angeles, on Sunday night where Britney began to perform a striptease for the audience. Brit continued to jump onstage in between striptease acts until eventually the manager asked her to remove herself from the stage. It wasn't long before Brit jumped back on stage for another round of striptease. The mother of two began unzipping her top, revealing her bra and dancing provocatively with a super short skirt. After the manager escorted her offstage for the second time, Brit cooled herself down at the bar with a glass of champagne and coca-cola. Booed by Fans... As if things couldn't get any worse, Britney can't even attend a basketball game without being booed by the crowd. As Spears and little sister Jamie-lynne took their seats at the LA Lakers game on Sunday night, fans started booing the pop princess. Brit left at halftime, after being made fun of when her face appeared on the jumbo sceen. Do you think Britney is out of control? See **more** in the Britney Spears Gallery (hall-of-shame/catid,5/) aka Hall Of Shame

Miss USA patriot of the dumb? Sometimes you really need to stop and ask yourself.. WTF ? But then again, what self respecting blond haired, blue eyed, 20 year old peice of ass beauty queen living the life at Trumps building would not be boozing and partying in NYC? Come on Donald... cut the girl some slack ! Granted she may not be the poster girl for chastity and virtue but she wasnt selected on the sheer grounds of her academic abilities now was she? Had she not been an alltogether hot P.O.A. she wouldnt have been crowned, and if she had not been at least somewhat promiscous and sassy would she have ever made it into the pageant in the first place??? According to Google News: (http://news.google.com/nwshp?oe=UTF-8 tab=wn ned=us topic=e) The organizers of the Miss USA pageant said they are evaluating the behavioral and personal issues of the reigning winner and will decide her future in a week. Pageant officials and Donald Trump, who co-owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, would not say last week what Kentucky native Tara Conner, 20, had done to prompt the serious evaluation. I can't really talk about it now, Trump said. But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that. Underage drinking? -Had it not been for Underage Drinking 90% of us males would have been virgins well into our twenties.

American Pie actress turns herself in at NY court NEW YORK (Reuters) - Actress , the star of American Pie accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday. A bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January after Lyonne, who has also appeared in Blade, and Scary Movie 2, missed four court hearings. The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument. At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups. Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months. In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, I'm going to sexually molest your dog.

My favorite tubby dike had to go and open her mouth again. Ordinarily she would not be mentioned on the likes of GGD as her gender is questionable WuTspbPmV_g

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- ACTOR Nicole Richie has been arrested in California on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. Really? Just because her car was going the wrong direction on an L.A. freeway people just jump to conclusions and assume she was drunk?? I hope she fights the good fight and polishes the tarnish off her pristine record. Nicole was not drunk; GGD thinks this is a clear cut case of the media villifying poor Nicole (much as they did to our hero Mel Gibson). She was HUNGRY! Her blood sugar dropped sharply and she was suffering from severe hypoglycemia which caused her disorientation and ultimately retarded move of ass backwards driving. GGD insiders reported that she was last seen dining on a meal consisting of a tic-tac and laxative after which she accidently entered the freeway via the wrong ramp. Sadly she lacked the upper body strength to turn the wheel of her SUV and just barely fought the steel grip of gravity to lift her 3.5lb leg off the accelerator until the car finally coasted to a stop in the car pool lane.

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