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This blog is everything about Gnomes. Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:13:13 +0200
I recently went to a party and wore my Garden Gnome T-shirt. I was surprised when a woman asked me where Gnome Town USA was. She actually thought the town was somewhere in the USA.
Being mischievous, I decided to take advantage of the situation. I immediately started to explain that Gnome Town USA did exist [...]
Thu, 29 May 2008 17:20:17 +0200 Lately, almost daily, gnomes are popping up in more TV shows, movies, and ads. It’s become almost a sport to watch for gnomes. My wife was watching “The Full Monty” on TV one night when she spotted one of the characters pick up a Garden Gnome for some laughs only to be reprimanded by his [...]
Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:03:43 +0200 No one really knows the true origin of the golf term “mulligan”, which is a do-over. One of the more popular theories suggests that it came from a fellow by the name of David Mulligan. In the 1920’s David would drive his golf buddies to the golf course and in doing so would [...]
Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:20:23 +0100 Hello. My name is Robert. I’m a garden gnome. I’ve often wondered why humans suffer from all sorts of diseases and conditions that are unheard of in our gnome community. For a long time it didn’t make sense to me that if gnomes live in the same area as humans and [...]
Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:08:54 +0100 We are please to offer statues for our visitors. Please check back often to view our new statues.
Rafael with Lion
The Good Shepherd
Saint Francis Statue
Samantha Angel Statue
Anabelle Angel Statue
Juliana Angel Statue
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Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:51:04 +0100
Garden Gnomes enjoy the sound of birds chirping. Now you can enjoy our avian friends by placing one of these beautiful birdhouses around your home. These birdhouses are built to last a lifetime and are built in the USA. Each birdhouse is constructed with attention to detail and functionally. Many have beautiful copper roofs and [...]
Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:39:27 +0100
GnomeTownUSA.com is pleased to offer a beautiful line of stainless steel fountains. For more information please click here:
Stainless Steel Fountains
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Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:21:56 +0200 We have it on very good authority that major breweries are clamoring to contact Garden Gnomes to learn their brewing secrets. Breweries have learned that the best tasting beer is actually produced by Gnomes. Many beer lovers have reported that they have come across abandoned picnic areas that still had small cups of beer that [...]
Fri, 22 Jun 2007 19:10:28 +0200 This garden gnome adventure illustrates just how pure of heart and unselfish children can be. Perhaps this is why many children can see them and yet adults cannot. Perhaps as we all grow up we loose that “pure of heart” that is recognized and appreciated by garden gnomes.
Arnold and Sarah, newlywed garden gnomes, decided to [...]
Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:22:45 +0200
Every Garden Gnome needs a door to enter their home. We are pleased to offer a great addition to our Garden Gnome collection.
Please click here for information on Gnome Doors.
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