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Rss Directory > Misc > Entertainment > OLDCATMAN: AN INTERNET MAGAZINE


 

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IT'S HOWDY (DOODY) TIME!

Are we all puppets on the strings of the ancient astronauts?

I guess my string is getting old!

AND NOW FOR A STRING OF NEWS:

**KERRY FLIPS OFF McCAIN
**McCAIN DOGS OBAMA
**BOMB 'REDUCTION'
**GAY SOLDIERS
**MAGIC MUSHROOMS
**WHO'S BINDI?

A STRING OF STUFF:

**A DOG QUIZ
**HISTORY OF GAYS IN THE MILITARY
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**A JOKE FROM LIL
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**ANOTHER 'SENIOR MOMENT'
**TOONS

AND NOW IT IS TIME
TO GET STRUNG OUT!

OLDCATMAN

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MORNIN' ......if you see something dragging behind me.......it's my ass.....a new week ass!

Tired of the heat.......

But neither sleet nor heat, shall keep this messenger of NEWS & STUFF away! (Don't bet on it!)

NEWS:

**NATIONAL SPEED LIMIT
**EMAIL THREATS
**BOURBON.....INVEST NOW
**FED EX DELIVERS
**RATTLESNAKE BITE
**KIDS HEALTH

STUFF:

**RATTLESNAKE QUIZ
**THE HISTORY OF BOURBON
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**OLD FART STUFF
**TOONS

TIME TO REEL IN MY
DRAGGIN' ASS!!

OLDCATMAN

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Well, it's over........except if you are not at home, drive safely getting back home!

What happened to the 4th of July post? (IT EXPLODED!)

The idiots in Paonia, nearly burned the 'town' down again with a fireworks 'accident'.

A brush fire started last year and one started this year (same place).

I could see the flames from THE FARM, and to the right of the flames THEY were still shooting off fireworks in 2 different locations, East of the fire.

FIREWORKS rank in my top 10 of useless events......

That's my NEWS and now here's the REST:

**THE OTHER WAR
**UNEMPLOYMENT GROWS
**DISABLED VET ROBBED (WITH A GOOD UPDATE!!)
**MEXICAN $
**HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
**OBAMA ''ACCEPTS"
**OBAMA: HOW DO YOU SAY ''FLIP-FLOP?"
**HITLER WAS A 'GOOD HEAD'

And here's my STUFF:

**FIREWORKS DISASTER!
**WHO ARE YOU? (A QUIZ)
**HOT DOG HISTORY.
**HOT DOGS ON YOU TUBE!
**PEDALING ASS!
**OLD FART STUFF!
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!

ENJOY THIS WEEKEND EDITION........
AND THEN GO CLEAN UP
THE FIRE WORKS MESS!!

OLDCATMAN

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(TO BE CONTINUED.........)

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GOOD--whatever; and tomorrow is the day the nation blows up $$!

And let's everybody welcome STEVIE, a troll from the Firebox For-ummmmm!


Now that we have acknowledged SHIT HEAD.......

ON WITH THE NEWS:

**THE OTHER WAR KILLS TOO.
**SEX ABUSER GETS HIS!
**HOLY RICH COWS!
**ERECT WATERMELONS?
**TOUCHY-FEELY COINS??
**''UP, UP AND AWAY!"

ON WITH THE STUFF:

**ANN COULTER'S CURRENT COLUMN.
**THE NATIONAL ANTHEM: SING-A-LONG!
**GOT MILK? (YOU TUBE)
**WATERMELON QUIZ.
**JIM WARREN'S ART.
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**AND TOONS!

'TIL THE SUNS FALLS
OUT OF THE SKY!

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Has anyone seen/heard a comment from THE BOY on what his "sister"did?

He was in Colorado at the time.

Bury your head in the sand, OBAMA (again)........Oldcatman

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GLOBAL WAR(N)ING!!!!!!!

I don't care if it is MAN or MA NATURE or George Bush---it's hotter than hell this late morning!

AND EVEN THE NEWS IS SIZZLING A BIT:

**OBAMA.......RELIGION AND GOVERNMENT
**OBAMA.......BARBECUE, "Where's the PORK?"
**THE NATIONAL ANTHEM (as sung in the cotton fields?)
**STARBUCKS: EMPTY CUPS
**PUT ON YOUR WALKING SHOES (They get good mileage!)
**DROUGHT (What else?) IN COLORADO

SIZZLING STUFF:

**OBAMA: AN OLDCATMAN CLIP
**YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK? (A COFFEE QUIZ)
**A HISTORY OF GAS (YOU TUBE)
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**A HOLE IN ONE? (A GOLF JOKE)
**AND TOONS!




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PS: THE COMMENTS ARE TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER. Oldcatman

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"STILL SNEEZING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS"..........

Big news.......Oldcatman has been banned again!

This time by the jerk-offs at the FIREFOX FORUM, a haven for computer nerds--run by volunteers who would not qualify for the "job" if the FORUM was a formal Firefox function.

PROBABLY THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE DAY!

**SOLDIER BOY, CLARK, SPEAKS?
**MILK: NEW JUGS!
**FLOYD LANDIS, STILL BUSTED FOR DRUGS!
**KILL ALL YELLOW JACKETS!
**RUN-A-WAY CHIMP!
**2 WORD ESSAY!

STUFF (OF THE DAY):

**THE BANNING OF OLDCATMAN (AGAIN)!
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA!
**BEE STING QUIZ.
**''OH, NURSE'' (A JOKE).
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!


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.......still sneezing!

Dear Me....and it's Monday again.....one of those things that happens when the earth spins.

Just like reporter's "spin" news?

Here 'tis (the news):

**BROTHELS AGAINST GAS PRICES
**A GASOLINE POLL
**$7.00 A GALLON?
**TEENAGERS & BOOZE
**KOREAN FOOD AID
**THE LAME DUCK QUACKS

Here 'tis (the stuff):

**OBAMA, YADA YADA YADA
**KNOW YOUR BOOZE (A QUIZ)
**TINY TINY CRITTERS (A SLIDE SHOW)
**ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!



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GESUNDHEIT!!!!

Dear allergies, TAKE A HIKE!

The last couple of days my sneezing has been OUT OF CONTROL!

So what else is NEW in the early Summer!

Oh......TODAY'S NEWS, OF COURSE, WITH STUFF THROWN IN:

**NORTH KOREA IMPLODES!
**THE BUDGET--CHOKE!!
**THE MILITARY GET 'GASSED'.
**THE mexican VOTE!
**SPEEDING TICKETS!
**ANOTHER POT BUST
**TOMATOES: A BUM RAP?

AND THE FREE STANDING STUFF:

**ROAD RAGE (A QUIZ)
**THE HISTORY OF POLLUTION
**THE AMAZING AMISH
**VIAGRA NEWS
**THE ART OF JIM WARREN
**AND TOONS



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LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, Robinson, where's Friday?

.......playing on the island someplace!

The other Friday is here with the NEWS:

**WHERE IS THE NORTH POLE?
**WATCH OUT FOR BEARS!
**STIMULUS BULL SHIT!
**JESUS STONED.......
**DEMOCRATS EN ESPANOL!
**ATM'S STOLEN-X2!

And this Friday has STUFF:

**OBAMA: YADY YADA YADA
**GLOBAL WAR(N)ING QUIZ
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**GOOD OLD SEXISM (A SLIDE SHOW)
**THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
**PEEPING TOM EXPOSED

AND TOONS!

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN IN
THE WEEKEND EDITION.......

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Hey!

It's Thursday and we ignored making mention yesterday (Wednesday) of ''humpday''.

Is Thursday 'post humpday'?

Do we really care?

How's the HEAT where you live?

Whatever.....and now the HOT news:

**A MAJOR GUN OWNER VICTORY!
**DUBAI can sink, as far as I care!
**More RICH PEOPLE...nobody I know!
**RECALL: BABY CRIBS!
**PREDATOR spawns another politician!
**THE HULK is missing!

.....and now the STUFF:

**WHAT KIND OF GUN ARE YOU (QUIZ)
**ANN COULTER'S LATEST COLUMN
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**A HISTORY GAS PRICES & THE CARS WE FUELED
**NOT FOR HOMOPHOBICS
**THE ART OF JIM WARREN

AND TOONS!

AND LET'S START READING
(THEN PASS THE MAGAZINE
LINK TO SOMEONE ELSE!)

OLDCATMAN

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Dear me.........

I hurt my damn back again--I guess it will never stopping hurting now and then until IT IS OVER!

I guess the NEWS is never over until "IT" IS OVER.....whatever the hell "IT" is?

DA NEWS.......

**Give "them'' hell, Mr. Imus!
**Bush is in the SEWER!
**Katrina versus current flooding.
**Golf course "conflict'' in tee times!
**SHRINKAGE.......
**Cheers for the GOATS!

DA STUFF.......

**OBAMA, YADA YADA YADA
**FLOOD QUIZ
**STRANGE GOATS ON YOU TUBE
**A QUICK AND DIRTY VIDEO
**HORROR MOVIE NO-NO'S
**CATHOLIC HUMOR
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!

I'll be BACK (ACHE) tomorrow!

OLDCATMAN

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Hello.......

I had my annual EYE EXAM yesterday--no change in my RX and yes my growing cataracts are still there; of course, along with "death and taxes" there are cataracts!

We have a good assortment of news today, as well as s t u f f, some of which relates to the news!

NEWS:


***BIG BREAKFASTS RULE!

***'IMAGINE NO RELIGION'

***NOOGIES!!!!

***CAT FISH FARMERS IN TROUBLE!

***CELL PHONES CONTINUE TO SUCK!

***MY ''NEIGHBOR'' IS JOE COCKER!

S T U F F...........

**OBAMA (YADA-YADA-YADA)

**EVER GONE NOODLING?

**BREAKFAST CEREAL QUIZ!

**A ''TOYGER" !!

**JIM WARREN'S ART

**A WEDDING JOKE

**TOONS!


ONWARD!!!!!!!


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Good Morning.......

I am getting ready to leave town for an appointment, the full edition will be back tomorrow.

It emotionally hits this old man hard, when I read the early news and someone who I have "admired, enjoyed, etc." all of my adult life has died.

Rest in Peace, George.

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It's a really BIG edition today.......There will be NO EDITION tomorrow, Monday, 062308, as I have an early ''out of town appointment".......

So, let's go!!

T H E N E W S.........

Obama/Clinton together again.......

What's cookin'??

Wedding tissue.......

Insane teacher!!!!

A voice in the night--who is it?

Hairy food!!

S T U F F.......AND MORE S T U F F.......

A TOILET PAPER QUIZ.......A TOILET PAPER WEDDING GOWN.......NUTRITIOUS HAIR.......JEWS/MUSLIMS, TESTING 1,2,3.......DEAD PEOPLE, 2008.......JIM WARREN'S ART.......A FOOLISH LAWYER?.......OBAMA???????.......AND SOME TOONS!

PROCEED: DO NOT STOP
READING UNTIL THE
BITTER END...................

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Dearly beloved.....again!

Sure got lots of feed back (readable or not!) on the 'same sex marriage' crap and in retrospect my biggest problem with this is, I PERSONALLY HAVE NO USE FOR MARRIAGE, whether it is male-female, male-male, female-female or human-animal--TELL ME THE POINT OF A LEGAL 'MARRIAGE'?

Enough of this marriage crap--WHAT'S IN THE NEWS?

OBAMA 'BS' ABOUT OSAMA....

LADY WARRIORS.......

MARS GETS ICED.......

KNOCKED-UP TEENS.......

TAXING YOUR TEXTING.......

BOWELS AND ART.......

S T U F F ....................OBAMA/OSAMA ON YOU TUBE; KNOCKED UP QUIZ; INTERNET MADNESS; JIM WARREN'S ART; A GOOD MORNING JOKE; A VERY FUNNY LADY; AND A TOON!!

KEEP THE COMMENTS
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here.........

Whether IT be same or opposite sex, I could care less!

Tooooooooo many folks have their balls/tits in an UPROAR over this marriage issue--THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES IN TODAY'S WORLD TO FRET ABOUT.......

It's 10am and time for the NEWS......

FEET: LOST AND FOUND...

FEET: FLIP FLOPS FLOP

A DIET????

CREDIT CARDS:
Gas station's banning credit cards
Debit card screwing the unemployed
6-year-old gets a credit card

SSTTUUFFFF....................."DEAL OR NO DEAL".......ANN COULTER'S COLUMN.......AN OLDCATMAN RERUN ARTICLE.......HOMOPHOBIC QUIZ.......SAME SEX MARRIAGE
COMMENTS (YOU TUBE).......JIM WARREN'S ART.......AND TOONS!

READ ON.......................

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GOOD MORNING.....my coffee was good, how was your's?

I was ''WOC'' (WITH OUT COMPUTER) from Monday, 1 PM to 4 PM yesterday----my wireless system 'blew' another radio receiver--"receivers 'crapped out' in mexico for Motorola.

So that's my news of the day and now the 'other' news of the day:

MORE DETAINEE BULL SHIT!!

WHY OBAMA IS KIND OF BLACK.......

SAME SEX, SAME SEX, SAME SEX...and the point is?

'SCREWED' POOCH!

THE LOTTERY 'SMELLS'.

GOD'S GIFT....COFFEE??

STUFF TO STUFF YOURSELF WITH: COFFEE QUIZ, YOU-TUBE DOES COFFEE, LEONA HELMSLEY'S DOG, NEW FEATURE: JIM WARREN ART, A COUPLE OF JOKES FROM LIL AND TOONS!

Get yourself another
cup of coffee AND READ
TODAY'S EDITION!!

OLDCATMAN

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YEP, IT'S ANOTHER SUNNY MONDAY!

Time to slip into a 'tank top' and expose myself.........

Monday NEWS is often hard to come by, as most news feeds don't get updated on the weekends!

But we got some HERE:

GOP GOING BLACK!

CAPTURE THEM AGAIN?

MORE ON TOMATOES!

BAD, BAD FOOD????


WALGREENS GOES CRIMINAL!

SAVE THE HORSES!!

.......AND THE STUFF: A FOOD QUIZ; SALMONELLA "INTERVENTION"; AN ILLUSION; 'HOLE HUMOR'; PRISON ESCAPE (A GAME); AND TOONS!

WHAT MORE CAN YOU WANT
TO READ ON A MONDAY?????

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Dear Weekend Editioners.......

BIG issue today!!!

How big is it?

It's smaller than a breadbox!

Here's the news.................

Tim Russert dies...

Firefox 3.0!!

The world wants CHANGE!

A new drinking disease!

Golf carts: A gasoline solution?

PROTECTION FROM: Obama & McCain!




***BRUCE, JACKIE...and GABE!
***MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE QUIZ!
***OBAMA'S "COVER YOUR ASS" WEBSITE!
***A SUPER BIRTHDAY!!!!
***AN ILLUSION.
***WREATH HUMOR.
***HAVE A SAFE SUMMER!
***SUNSHINE SHINES!
***TOONS!

Man, I'm tired----
long edition's
wear me out!

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Yep! It's Friday again!

Another glorious week has slipped by, never to return; except in our memories.

Remember THIS NEWS (if you care too!):

Iraq security 'debate'--a no brainer!

I N F L A T I O N

EXXON: "Going out of business...."

"Stranger" on trial!

Get "in the mood" to eat!

Pakistan: WAR IS HELL

STUFF:
"stuff" in the news; Ann Coulter: her column and a quiz; an illusion; and TOONS!

Have a great weekend and
wait patiently for the
WEEKEND-EDITION!

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